Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39185725]This. Is. Such. Bullshit. The mirror in our bathroom is slightly lower than it should be so I have to duck a little when I'm shaving so my neck fucking hurts afterwards.[/QUOTE] Am I the only one here who has to order jeans online and have his suits custom-tailored for 800 bucks?

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39185761]Am I the only one here who has to order jeans online and have his suits custom-tailored for 800 bucks?[/QUOTE] I am suddenly glad I'm not taller.

I'm ~5'9" at 16, which is kinda alright, until you start hanging out with a brit, two kiwis and a dutchman. It gets a little weird when you hang out with a bunch of people who are consistently a foot taller than you, but it gets weirder when you go home and realise you're the tallest in your entire family tree by about four inches minimum.

So today I was a bit pissed off, running around a lot for errands and dealing with money (or the lack of it) . I go to open the door for this cute girl at my apartment and let her in and pass her. I suddenly realized I was going the wrong way to let my brother in, so I did a 180 and went the way she did. She then turned around, gave me this weird look, and started running away while still looking at me and smiling really weird. Now, I thought I was freaking her out and suddenly got really pissed. I mean why the fuck would she be running I'm not some goddamned rapist! Later I went to Subway and it turned out she was just late to work! She's super friendly and nice, and when she noticed I was really tired, she gave me a free drink and some ibuprofen from her bag, and I totes got her number for later. Yay for headaches?

So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.

But notice how small he made you feel, that's the sign of a true man, who doesn't give a shit about his size. No offense mate but good for him, he showed he can stand up for himself and his girlfriend.

made an A on a test and a friend said he did too I said rather loud "GG WP"(Yup, spelled out and everything) at the lunch table :V The holidays ruined my ability to speak

One time I was crouching in a shallow part of my town pool so the water was to my shoulders. This kid half my age and size splashes me from behind. I turn to him, and he's snickering at me. Then I stood up. He just swam like hell away from me.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39185708]We could probably make a tall people thread.[/QUOTE] Do it, I'm 6'3 and I'm 15, haha.

please no.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] I hope you rethink this story and yourself.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] You're a fucking bully Also being taller doesn't automatically make you a fighting expert capable of taking anybody shorter than you down I bet all my money there is a tiny Asian man somewhere who is half your size and could break your neck with his armpits

[QUOTE=ewitwins;39186453]So today I was a bit pissed off, running around a lot for errands and dealing with money (or the lack of it) . I go to open the door for this cute girl at my apartment and let her in and pass her. I suddenly realized I was going the wrong way to let my brother in, so I did a 180 and went the way she did. She then turned around, gave me this weird look, and started running away while still looking at me and smiling really weird. Now, I thought I was freaking her out and suddenly got really pissed. I mean why the fuck would she be running I'm not some goddamned rapist! Later I went to Subway and it turned out she was just late to work! She's super friendly and nice, and when she noticed I was really tired, she gave me a free drink and some ibuprofen from her bag, and I totes got her number for later. Yay for headaches?[/QUOTE] This actually reminds me (well, it's not the exact same at all) of a girl in my chemistry class. She's damn nice looking, but damn does she overreact. Someone in the front row threw their pen away, and I'm just briefly looking for it under the table behind. She happened to sit there, and consequently threw her legs together and looked shocked. I was just like "wtf you're wearing pants and I'm looking for a fucking pencil".

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] Moral of the story is don't register on a forum just to let everyone know you're a fucking asshole.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] This, ladies and gentlemen, is how to identify a complete dickhead on the internet. I think you ought to rethink your behavior in public.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] I know this guy IRL, and he's really not that bad of a person. The post makes him out to be a complete asshole, and sometimes he is, but most of the time he's a pretty decent guy. What I'm saying is just don't judge the whole of his character on something he did while being riled up by his friends at a waterpark.

[QUOTE=joshjet;39191806]I know this guy IRL, and he's really not that bad of a person. The post makes him out to be a complete asshole, and sometimes he is, but most of the time he's a pretty decent guy. What I'm saying is just don't judge the whole of his character on something he did while being riled up by his friends at a waterpark.[/QUOTE] Hi Levi... or is it Kaleb?

[QUOTE=joshjet;39191806]I know this guy IRL, and he's really not that bad of a person. The post makes him out to be a complete asshole, and sometimes he is, but most of the time he's a pretty decent guy. What I'm saying is just don't judge the whole of his character on something he did while being riled up by his friends at a waterpark.[/QUOTE] Yeah sorry, no. Peer pressure is a bitch, but the fact that he thought it was funny to throw shit at people sliding down a water slide and having fun means he's a dick. The comment about being bigger than the other guy is just even more idiotic, I'm 5'6 and a skeleton and can probably break his arm without much effort. And would, quite happily.

[QUOTE=Kindlinho;39192274]Hi Levi... or is it Kaleb?[/QUOTE] Look at my name and try again. I wasn't there, but I also know the two guys that were. Levi especially is a terrible influence.

[QUOTE=joshjet;39192561]Look at my name and try again.[/QUOTE] Who says you need to use your real name on the internet?

Well this just got beyond moronic. It's a bunch of people on the Internet judging someone's character, nothing worth arguing about.

His friends sound just as bad. I know that if my friends and I saw a kid doing this, regardless of his size, we'd lay him out. Plain disrespect. All of our parents taught us better than to start shit with people you don't even know who are just trying to have fun. Also, just so you know, size doesn't intimidate anyone with street smarts. Confidence and smoothness does. I once had a knife pulled on my bud and I at a park, and I never broke eye contact with the larger of the two dudes that were trying to nab shit from us. I told them if they did anything, I'd grab my Glock out of my Jeep and put one through their fucking skulls. I didn't even have my Glock in the Jeep. Guess what? I intimidated them to a point where they fucked off. [QUOTE=Carnotite;39192600]Well this just got beyond moronic. It's a bunch of people on the Internet judging someone's character, nothing worth arguing about.[/QUOTE] We're not really judging him. We're judging the action he took. It sounds a lot like he needs to get some confidence, because one day there is a high probability you will be confronted with a fight whether you're right or wrong. At that moment, you can either scare the person to shit, or you can beat their ass. Being tall or bulky doesn't give you the ability to kick anyone's ass, because a lot of people know how to fight, especially since MMA has gone mainstream in the South. I am 6'4'' and about 185 pounds which is relatively average, and I know a lot of dudes that could beat my ass. You gotta be non-confrontational brah. There are some fucked up people in this world.

I fucking hate it when a customer drops a milk carton or something alike and that you, the employee, have to clean the mess.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] In my opinion he put you in your place. It sounded like you were being a bit of a dick.

I'm really bad at managing my anger, teacher told me to let me show her what was in my jacket pocket. Whoops, cigarettes there. I was upset because I really wanted a damned smoke after school. So I kind of just punched the locker nearest to me. Small dent. I'm switching classes. [editline]12th January 2013[/editline] and somehow people still respect me, probably a good thing my friends are either crazy or in band, who are mostly fucked up.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're a cunt.

Not so much embarrasing, more funny. Last night I was in the pub with 5 or 6 friends. One of my friends is 6 ft 6 in and weighs 17 stone, so hes a big guy. He picked me up and then put me down the way he always does after too many beers. I decided to do the same to him, I picked him up, put him down, but I wanted to do it again for some reason so I started to pick him up but perhaps I tensed a bit much, as his feet left the ground, my sphincter loosened and I farted so loud it silenced everybody around me and my arms gave way to laughter and everybody around me couldn't help but have a laugh.

[QUOTE=wingmanjonny;39187747]So last summer my friends Levi, and Kaleb and i go to seven peaks( local water park) we go around for a little while lookin at all the chicks that were there in bikini's and went on a couple of water slides. i put my hand on the rail on the stairs to go up to a slide, and i feel a loose nut on the side of the rail connected to the wooden banisters. it was quite loose so i used my fingers and twisted it off. My friends and i immediately start unscrewing as many as we can while walking up. when we finally caught up to the rest of the line i had about 6 nuts, which i kept in my pockets( yes my trunks had pockets). I the notice the people below us whizzing by on their tubes so i decide to try and drop them onto people on the slide. i hit a couple of people and we all laughed. Then this 15-16 year old pimple faced boy and his girlfriend are going down on a double tube. i dropped another nut and it hit her on the leg and she yelled "OWWW!!!" and the boy looks at me and flips me off while having a sinister look of anger on his face. the guys and i laugh and i say, " you think he'll do somethin about it?". " I highly doubt it" they replied. less than a minute later the boy had run up a dozen flight of stairs and stops when he gets about 8ft( 2.5 meters) and looks at me with as much of angry expression a 5'4" skinny teenage boy could have. "you think it's funny to throw rocks at people?" he yelled at me, meanwhile everyone is staring at us even the old man lifeguard at the top of the slide. I got a little nervous, not because i was afraid of the boy (I'm 5'11' and alot more muscular than he was) but was afraid of getting kicked out. " Do you like to throw rocks at people because you thinks its funny huh?" he angrily said. I replied with " I didn't through rocks at anybody ( which i like to believe to be a true statement considering they were nuts not rocks). He yells again( he's so angry all the pimples on his face look they are going to explode due to sheer rage) " if you keep throwing rocks at people im gonna get security to through you out of here. Do you understand me"? " yes i embarrassingly replied. Then he walked away. My friend turns to me and says " Notice how once he looked at you and noticed how much bigger you are than him made him not say that he was going to kick your ass"? Although nothing ended up happening it was really embarrassing because there were 20 people watching us as he yelled at me. Moral of the story is, always be bigger than the other guy, then he can't do shit.[/QUOTE] you're an asshole

why the fuck would he start unscrewing parts of a waterpark's railing anyway?

Today I was getting my hair cut, and I got a huge-ass boner, you could see it poking up the sheet thing they put on you. Pretty sure the hairdresser noticed it, but she didn't say anything, so maybe I got away with it