Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;39194366]Today I was getting my hair cut, and I got a huge-ass boner, you could see it poking up the sheet thing they put on you. Pretty sure the hairdresser noticed it, but she didn't say anything, so maybe I got away with it[/QUOTE] what how did you get a hardon from getting your hair cut

I was in the gym on my collage course yesterday; while trying to survive a 5 mile run on the treadmill, I somehow stepped on the bottom of my track pants and fell over, which in turn made me spin like crazy, hit the floor leaving me crippled with ripped pants that pretty much left me in my undercrackers in front of everyone.

[QUOTE=D:\;39194481]what how did you get a hardon from getting your hair cut[/QUOTE] I have no idea, its not the first time it's happened either

A couple of years ago I met this girl Dana and she was pretty nice. i got her phone number and we talked to each other every for quite some time. My dad comes home one day with a new smartphone and is trying to figure out how to use it. I chuckled a little and i pulled out my phone to text Dana. i said to her " my dad doesn't know how to use his smartphone lol", then i hit send. A couple ,minutes later i go to see if she's texted back and upon looking at my phones history i saw that i had sent the text message to my dad (his name is right next hers in my phone phone. A couple minutes later my dad yells for me to come downstairs and says to me" don't know how to use a smartphone huh", I was caught in one of the more embarrassing situations that iv'e been in. i explained the situation to them and how it happened. From that day on i never mentioned my dad in another text message and i changed his name from dad to father in my contacts on my phone.

That reminds me, I sent my sister a text to see if she wanted to smoke up and it went to my mother.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;39194692]That reminds me, I sent my sister a text to see if she wanted to smoke up and it went to my mother.[/QUOTE] did you smoke it up with your mum

[QUOTE=D:\;39194481]what how did you get a hardon from getting your hair cut[/QUOTE] I have to try not to get one every single fucking time, yesterday in particular because I have the hottest fucking hairdresser ever.

[QUOTE=D:\;39194481]what how did you get a hardon from getting your hair cut[/QUOTE] Probably just a random boner. Those things are annoying as piss, and as far as I can tell they can happen regardless of age. Although in getting older I have, fortunately, noticed a serious decrease in their occurrence.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39185761]Am I the only one here who has to order jeans online and have his suits custom-tailored for 800 bucks?[/QUOTE] nope

[QUOTE=D:\;39194481]what how did you get a hardon from getting your hair cut[/QUOTE] Believe it or not, its a common fetish.

So in high school, our ICT lessons sucked. The teacher looked like Sloth from The Goonies and knew fuck all about computers. He was always giving us lectures on how to add two numbers in Excel or some other menial task like drawing pictures using the cell highlighter. Unbeknownst to him, everyone else was making good use of this information and busy perfecting their Excel swastika's, while I was doing some next grade shit coding a pop-up that said 'You've been hacked!'. Apart from displaying the text, it did absolutely nothing. Then, out of the blue the polish network administrator almost blows the door of it's hinges and asks the teacher about my account name. He just points to my place while I'm just sitting there shitting myself. He asks 'vhat is zis?' and I click on the program. After analysing my code for what felt like hours he brings over the teacher. I briefly explain what it does and how harmless it is. They don't have any of it, with either of them barely able to grasp the concept of an 'exe'. The teacher shouts "I don't want to hear any more of this crap, alright?" He then returns to his lecture with all the students in shock. Thanks to this little escapade I almost get excluded from my high school and earn the title 'The Script'. Hence the name. Just something that has always stuck in my mind. My friends would never let me live it down :tinfoil:

I wave hi to my best friend's hot sister when I'm a their house. We hit it up, it's going pretty good, I go on a walk with both of them, start whistling some music, having a jovial time. I slip on ice and land on my face. She's like: "Oh GOD! Are you okay?!" *hugs* I blush a little and smile, and then her brother has the biggest expression of contempt that can only be summed up by: >:(

Three years ago I was on a fieldtrip and for some reason everyone starts naming all the different words for "the devil". I remember a word brazillians use "capeta". However, what I blurt out is "rabeta" which is slang for "gayboy". Everyone had a laugh and I got that nickname for ages. There's one guy that still call me that. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39199553]Three years ago I was on a fieldtrip and for some reason everyone starts naming all the different words for "the devil". I remember a word brazillians use "capeta". However, what I blurt out is "rabeta" which is slang for "gayboy". Everyone had a laugh and I got that nickname for ages. There's one guy that still call me that. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] You know what's even more embarrassing? Forgetting you posted the same exact thing in the same thread. [QUOTE=MountainWatcher;38759400]My nickname is gayboy because I was trying to remember the name brazilians give to the Devil (capeta) but mis-remembered and said (quite loudly) "rabeta" instead, which means gayboy. In the middle of ~20 people[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39199401]I wave hi to my best friend's hot sister when I'm a their house. We hit it up, it's going pretty good, I go on a walk with both of them, start whistling some music, having a jovial time. I slip on ice and land on my face. She's like: "Oh GOD! Are you okay?!" *hugs* I blush a little and smile, and then her brother >:([/QUOTE] avatar fits

[QUOTE=Bumrang;39199578]You know what's even more embarrassing? Forgetting you posted the same exact thing in the same thread.[/QUOTE] Aw fuck.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39199401]I wave hi to my best friend's hot sister when I'm a their house. We hit it up, it's going pretty good, I go on a walk with both of them, start whistling some music, having a jovial time. I slip on ice and land on my face. She's like: "Oh GOD! Are you okay?!" *hugs* I blush a little and smile, and then her brother >:([/QUOTE] you know what to do your friend will forgive you

I'm transferring colleges in the fall (applied last fall) and I just realized I don't have a safety school. Apparently I forgot about planning. I was so fucking dumb to not include one, so now if I don't get accepted to any I'm fucked. I don't know if my friends see it as embarrassing (as they don't know), but I sure as fuck do. Fuck me. Fuck.

I was walking with some friends in the hallway and we stopped because one of our friends was asking a girl out. He was good at it too, and a said. without thinking "Damn, he's a smooth operator." they laughed and are together now

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;39199846]you know what to do your friend will forgive you[/QUOTE] half way there, bucko.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39200149]half way there, bucko.[/QUOTE] pics or it didn't happen

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;39174909]So. There was this girl I liked. So I grew some balls and asked her out after we had talked for awhile. It lasted like 2 weeks before it ended, that was a year ago. Now just a few weeks ago I found out [B]she was my cousin.[/B] My friends won't drop that. [/QUOTE] I'm surprised by the lack of "Did you fuck her?" that I'm half expecting a incest related title.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;39200911]I'm surprised by the lack of "Did you fuck her?" that I'm half expecting a incest related title.[/QUOTE] Nobody asked because it was obvious you fucked her Lots

[QUOTE=Schmoe222;39199940]I'm transferring colleges in the fall (applied last fall) and I just realized I don't have a safety school. Apparently I forgot about planning. I was so fucking dumb to not include one, so now if I don't get accepted to any I'm fucked. I don't know if my friends see it as embarrassing (as they don't know), but I sure as fuck do. Fuck me. Fuck.[/QUOTE] I forgot planning and put all my efforts into being accepted to one college that's absolutely free while still being good (government funded), that requires you to have good grades and no money to otherwise attend college with. They told me last April that they accepted my academics, but ultimately denied me because my parents have too much money. My parents are 100K in debt and can't help me at all. Now I'm working right around minimum wage, saving up for a year+ to buy a car so I can work more hours just for the wispy hope of a college education. american education system woo

[QUOTE=Bletotum;39202440]I forgot planning and put all my efforts into being accepted to one college that's absolutely free while still being good (government funded), that requires you to have good grades and no money to otherwise attend college with. They told me last April that they accepted my academics, but ultimately denied me because my parents have too much money. My parents are 100K in debt and can't help me at all. Now I'm working right around minimum wage, saving up for a year+ to buy a car so I can work more hours just for the wispy hope of a college education. american education system woo[/QUOTE] Use the money to get a flight ticket instead, then move to Scandinavia and leech on the veins of hardworking citizens oppressed by our nazicommunist system.

Nothing like having your stepmom find out you smoked marijuana then make you tell your mom and dad. Then hiding the fact that it was my older sister who got me the pot in the first place. bright side is ive been clean for 3 years

Oh yeah, someone looked at my back in the locker room (COVERED in stretch marks) and they're like. "Wow dude, you do some kinky shit." "What no I-" I look in the mirror and my face immediately goes red. Everyone thinks I'm into BDSM now. :(

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39206652]Oh yeah, someone looked at my back in the locker room (COVERED in stretch marks) and they're like. "Wow dude, you do some kinky shit." "What no I-" I look in the mirror and my face immediately goes red. Everyone thinks I'm into BDSM now. :([/QUOTE] Tell them you get laid every weekend.

For some reason the whole school thinks I'm into gay furry. I feel it's embarrasing every time someone brings it up, even though I shouldn't. More fuel to the fire I guess.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39208021]For some reason the whole school thinks I'm into gay furry. I feel it's embarrasing every time someone brings it up, even though I shouldn't. More fuel to the fire I guess.[/QUOTE] People at my school spread a rumor that I'm sexually attracted to cats and fucked my cat.