Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

My aunt was our school's art teacher in elementary school. a few rumors spread and one girl blurted out once to me "IS SHE YOUR [I]MOM?[/I]" it made me angry for no reason.

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39208131]People at my school spread a rumor that I'm sexually attracted to cats and fucked my cat.[/QUOTE] is it true?

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39199401]I wave hi to my best friend's hot sister when I'm a their house. We hit it up, it's going pretty good, I go on a walk with both of them, start whistling some music, having a jovial time. I slip on ice and land on my face. She's like: "Oh GOD! Are you okay?!" *hugs* I blush a little and smile, and then her brother has the biggest expression of contempt that can only be summed up by: >:([/QUOTE] Maybe he's jealous [sp]of her[/sp]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;39208631]is it true?[/QUOTE] yes

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39208680]yes[/QUOTE] Erhm.. Add me.

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39208131]People at my school spread a rumor that I'm sexually attracted to cats and fucked my cat.[/QUOTE] somehow i get the feeling that regular cats are not enough for you

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39208131]People at my school spread a rumor that I'm sexually attracted to cats and fucked my cat.[/QUOTE] Same here, for the first part. Let's just say that "kiddie" and "kitty" sound a lot alike.

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;39208774]Same here, for the first part. Let's just say that "kiddie" and "kitty" sound a lot alike.[/QUOTE] Are you implying that you're actually sexually attracted to kids?

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;39208774]Same here, for the first part. Let's just say that "kiddie" and "kitty" sound a lot alike.[/QUOTE] Phew so you're not a cat rapist, you're just a paedophile, crisis averted everyone!

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39206652]Oh yeah, someone looked at my back in the locker room (COVERED in stretch marks) and they're like. "Wow dude, you do some kinky shit." "What no I-" I look in the mirror and my face immediately goes red. Everyone thinks I'm into BDSM now. :([/QUOTE] Oh good gawd I'm not the only one. Having piercings and being gay, I don't think theres any argument that can thwart the misconception.

[QUOTE=Bletotum;39202440]I forgot planning and put all my efforts into being accepted to one college that's absolutely free while still being good (government funded), that requires you to have good grades and no money to otherwise attend college with. They told me last April that they accepted my academics, but ultimately denied me because my parents have too much money. My parents are 100K in debt and can't help me at all. Now I'm working right around minimum wage, saving up for a year+ to buy a car so I can work more hours just for the wispy hope of a college education. american education system woo[/QUOTE] Join the club! Worked full time, quit, been using the money to pay my way through community college while hunting for a part time job and hoping to hell I don't actually have to find a way to pay for a bachelor's degree, because coming up with that money will be damn near impossible... Or take a few years. Could be worse, actually! [QUOTE=Shark Cat;39208131]People at my school spread a rumor that I'm sexually attracted to cats and fucked my cat.[/QUOTE] I was passing notes with a girl in biology back in high school, but I wasn't particularly interested in her or the conversation. So instead of answering whatever she said in the note (Probably five or six messages in), I wrote "I fucked your cat." It didn't go over fantastically, but neither of us mention it while she's bagging my groceries so I suppose that this could also be worse.

[QUOTE=nutcake;39208657]Maybe he's jealous [sp]of her[/sp][/QUOTE] why

[QUOTE=Carnotite;39209620]Join the club! Worked full time, quit, been using the money to pay my way through community college while hunting for a part time job and hoping to hell I don't actually have to find a way to pay for a bachelor's degree, because coming up with that money will be damn near impossible... Or take a few years. Could be worse, actually! I was passing notes with a girl in biology back in high school, but I wasn't particularly interested in her or the conversation. So instead of answering whatever she said in the note (Probably five or six messages in), [B]I wrote "I fucked your cat."[/B] It didn't go over fantastically, but neither of us mention it while she's bagging my groceries so I suppose that this could also be worse.[/QUOTE] What? Why would you say that?

Alright so this happened in my 8th grade spanish class (side note: teacher was an absolute 10) So I cant remember the exact situation but I think we were working on group projects that day so everyones spread around the room doing there thing. I remember something not going my way with my group so I jokingly went back to my seat but before I sat down I put my head in my shirt and pretended to start crying. I go down to sit in my chair thinking it's right behind me. I let my weight go as I go to sit down but no chair is present so I fall backwards and nailed my head on the corner of these metal file cabinets. Since I had my shirt over my head and then proceeded to smash my head, I had no idea what the hell had just happened. Teacher starts freaking the fuck out and nobody understands what happened besides the kids in my group that were watching me joke around. Explaining what I was trying to do to my extremely attractive teacher was hard because it really made no sense. I'm still not sure what I was trying to accomplish. I basically did a trust fall, with nothing to catch me, into a metal filing cabinet.

Did you fuck her?

[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;39210234]Alright so this happened in my 8th grade spanish class (side note: teacher was an absolute 10) So I cant remember the exact situation but I think we were working on group projects that day so everyones spread around the room doing there thing. I remember something not going my way with my group so I jokingly went back to my seat but before I sat down I put my head in my shirt and pretended to start crying. I go down to sit in my chair thinking it's right behind me. I let my weight go as I go to sit down but no chair is present so I fall backwards and nailed my head on the corner of these metal file cabinets. Since I had my shirt over my head and then proceeded to smash my head, I had no idea what the hell had just happened. Teacher starts freaking the fuck out and nobody understands what happened besides the kids in my group that were watching me joke around. Explaining what I was trying to do to my extremely attractive teacher was hard because it really made no sense. I'm still not sure what I was trying to accomplish. I basically did a trust fall, with nothing to catch me, into a metal filing cabinet.[/QUOTE] I think we've all been in similar situations. I can remember having a chair in class that had screwed up chair legs because everyone loves to rock back. So when I leaned back slightly in the chair I fall back smack my head on the desk behind me the entire class sees me. I had three choices get angry, scream out in agony or contain myself and laugh it off. I chose the third option made it a little less awkward.

I stood up while holding my breath for some reason in class, stared at teacher as i faded from consciousness, felt my face go completely limp, last thing i remember is his face looking extremely worried at me. I actually have a way to prevent myself from falling over when i faint, i tense every muscle in my body besides my head and face, and in the process, let off a massive fart capable of shattering walls, while looking like Goku charging his energy, with a limp face. I became fully conscious again about 2 seconds after this, to a class that is laughing, and a pissed teacher, that is concerned.

I posted this elsewhere, but this seems like it fits the thread. When I was on a field trip in Washington D.C., a bunch of my friends told me to buy a flask when we were let free to explore in a mall for 30 minutes to be "funny." I was hesitant, because we had a new principle this year that took things very seriously and was a dick about small incidents(our last principle probably would've laughed finding out that I bought a flask.) I ended up buying the flask, surprised at the fact that the cashier person let me, I'm obviously not of drinking age. We had our laugh and scared passer by-ers. I decided to keep it and give it to my dad as a gift for a joke. And it was the only thing I've bought so far on the field trip. Later on the bus, I was forced to sit next to a moron, who requested to see my brand new flask. I gave it to him, and he decided it was a good idea to 'pretend-drink-alcohol' out of the flask when the attendance person came by and looked at us. When questioned, I was immediately blamed. The teacher walked it up to the principle, and he said over the intercom thing over the bus, for the whole grade to hear, "Get out of my bus right now! I need to talk to you about your [U]flask[/U]." Just the fact that he didn't take me off of the bus quietly, and not saying something over the intercom pissed me off. He called my parents, [they laughed at the story when i got back] I had to walk in front of the whole grade back into the last seat of the bus, with everybody quiet and staring at me, knowing exactly what I had done. I had to go through the whole rest of the field-trip trying to act normal, because this happened relatively early. It was awful.

[QUOTE=Mike60044;39212849]I posted this elsewhere, but this seems like it fits the thread. When I was on a field trip in Washington D.C., a bunch of my friends told me to buy a flask when we were let free to explore in a mall for 30 minutes to be "funny." I was hesitant, because we had a new principle this year that took things very seriously and was a dick about small incidents(our last principle probably would've laughed finding out that I bought a flask.) I ended up buying the flask, surprised at the fact that the cashier person let me, I'm obviously not of drinking age. We had our laugh and scared passer by-ers. I decided to keep it and give it to my dad as a gift for a joke. And it was the only thing I've bought so far on the field trip. Later on the bus, I was forced to sit next to a moron, who requested to see my brand new flask. I gave it to him, and he decided it was a good idea to 'pretend-drink-alcohol' out of the flask when the attendance person came by and looked at us. When questioned, I was immediately blamed. The teacher walked it up to the principle, and he said over the intercom thing over the bus, for the whole grade to hear, "Get out of my bus right now! I need to talk to you about your [U]flask[/U]." Just the fact that he didn't take me off of the bus quietly, and not saying something over the intercom pissed me off. He called my parents, [they laughed at the story when i got back] I had to walk in front of the whole grade back into the last seat of the bus, with everybody quiet and staring at me, knowing exactly what I had done. I had to go through the whole rest of the field-trip trying to act normal, because this happened relatively early. It was awful.[/QUOTE] why would you get into trouble for buying a flask? why would a cashier stop you from buying one? it's not like they're made exclusively for alcohol, and even if they were, they're not fucking full of alcohol when you buy it or anything. that's just stupid

A hip flask is just a container. The convenience and ease of hiding it made it popular during the prohibition era for people to sneak liquor around, but it's basically just a tiny metal canteen that's a bitch and a half to fill.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39208021]For some reason the whole school thinks I'm into gay furry. I feel it's embarrasing every time someone brings it up, even though I shouldn't. More fuel to the fire I guess.[/QUOTE] I once got a big group in my class(Mostly guys, in 10th grade Spanish class) talking about which male anthro character they would have sex with (Out of like, a social quiz thing that happened to feature lots of examples) and the entire class spent 45 minutes making fun of the guy who'd fuck the indie gryphon dude because of "The Beak". Not my embarrassing moment, but I accidentally orchestrated his. I oddly got no flak for starting a massive homoerotic conversation, nor did any for volunteering the various graphic reasons they would have gay sex (and how) with various types of animal/human hybrids.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39213100]A hip flask is just a container. The convenience and ease of hiding it made it popular during the prohibition era for people to sneak liquor around, but it's basically just a tiny metal canteen that's a bitch and a half to fill.[/QUOTE] Use a funnel?

The one I had was a bitch to fill even with the funnel. But it was pretty small, I don't think it was a normal sized flask. I don't use it, it's not really worth it. I do use the funnel as a pencil stand, though. Keeps me from losing my favorite pencil.

Ah, I just remembered this gem from high school. I was in Year 10 of high school, and I had a tendency to rip holes in the crotch area of my trousers, probably because they were made of such a cheap material. Anyway, one day I had a hole in both my trousers AND my boxers. I was playing bulldog or football - I can't remember which - all I can remember is that it involved a lot of running. I started running towards this guy and my penis fucking slipped out of my boxers and my trousers. The guy saw everything. I quickly grabbed my deathstick and forced it back inside my clothes. Now, I would've thought that'd be the end of it. Oh no. Oh no, it wasn't. The guy who saw my wang ran off to tell people about his new discovery and the school field was filled with laughter. You couldn't imagine how embarrassed I felt. Later on, we were in the changing rooms getting ready for P.E. when my personal tutor/lesson tutor came up to me with a big smile on his face. Him: "Jamil, I hear you've been getting pretty excited today." Me. "Don't." For some reason, I decide to puff up my body to try and look intimidating. It didn't work - I just looked like a moron. Later still, I found out that the guy was telling people that my cock was "black and slippery". People asked me how he knew the texture of my cannon, and I didn't have an answer for them.

[QUOTE=gtanoofa;39214577]I was going home after school and i fell an instant need to piss but i didn't make it to a place no one could see me pissing and i pissed my pants so i head home and guess fucking what, my sister invited her friends and they were at the living room where the main entrance is. Thank fuck i had my big ass drawing case and i put it in front of my crotch with a :downs: look on my face walking diagonally towards the stairs and rushed to my room.[/QUOTE] I would have just pissed somewhere regardless, I mean being seen by a few people is a lot less embarrassing than pissing your pants.

i pissed on the side of a popular road once.

I pissed myself all the time when I was a kid. For some reason, i didn't give a fuck.

When we were younger, my brothers and I had "piss parties". We would all stand around the toliet and go at the same time. My older brother denies the existance of said parties.

[QUOTE=Hanso;39218056]When we were younger, my brothers and I had "piss parties". We would all stand around the toliet and go at the same time. My older brother denies the existance of said parties.[/QUOTE] Me and my brother still do it , we just don't do silly stuff we used to do like pretend the stream of piss is a light saber and make shoosh sounds when ever the piss stream collided

I remember posting this 2 years ago when I first made my account, but I remember when I was young I was at some pumpkin field festival or something, and I had to take a dump. I went to bathroom, excreted forcefully (I'm talking liquefied feces here), and [I]somehow[/I] forgot to wipe before pulling up my pants, creating the largest, foulest, wettest goddamn skidmark in existance. You don't even know. I had no idea what to do (keep in mind I was like 7) so I just went with it and continued walking with my family around for the next few hours bowlegged. I could tell people were dispersing as I neared them :( [editline]14th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Hanso;39218056]When we were younger, my brothers and I had "piss parties". We would all stand around the toliet and go at the same time. My older brother denies the existance of said parties.[/QUOTE] My brother and I would do the same back then; we would play "sink the battleship" and we put pieces of toilet paper in the water and sink it with our own piss :v: