Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

So, in our schools canteen, we have a bunch of sinks to wash our hands (no shit). It has a long mirror, like 4m wide. I was pretty tired, washed my hands, didn't give any shits when suddenly I caught myself from looking the nice passing asses in the hall. dayyymmmmm. [sp]giving D's was the only thing running in my head after that[/sp] nothing embarrassing here, just a funky story. Also the class is quiet, you are browsing web and suddenly laughter.

Working at the till. Customer walks up trying to ask for a lucky dip for tonight's lottery draw, her actual words were "Lucky dick for tonight please". I decide to be all hilarious: "We don't sell those unfortunately :D" *awkward silence* she says "Sorry? Lucky dip for tonight I get it most days here" "No I meant - uh, yeah sure, that'll be £1..." ...........................................................

oh yay i get two stories in this thread. well this happened today. Was just sitting in my English class, fuckin around, finding answer to something in a dictionary. Then this girl I like turns around and asks for help (answers). So I helped her and when it came to the question I needed the Dictionary for, she asked me if I found it. I said no. So she went to grab the dictionary [B]and grabbed my dick.[/B] (I even happened to have a random erection at the time so it was awkward as all hell.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;39234209]oh yay i get two stories in this thread. well this happened today. Was just sitting in my English class, fuckin around, finding answer to something in a dictionary. Then this girl I like turns around and asks for help (answers). So I helped her and when it came to the question I needed the Dictionary for, she asked me if I found it. I said no. So she went to grab the dictionary [B]and grabbed my dick.[/B] (I even happened to have a random erection at the time so it was awkward as all hell.[/QUOTE] Did you... Awh, bugger.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;39234209]oh yay i get two stories in this thread. well this happened today. Was just sitting in my English class, fuckin around, finding answer to something in a dictionary. Then this girl I like turns around and asks for help (answers). So I helped her and when it came to the question I needed the Dictionary for, she asked me if I found it. I said no. So she went to grab the dictionary [B]and grabbed my dick.[/B] (I even happened to have a random erection at the time so it was awkward as all hell.[/QUOTE] Wait, what? How did that happen?

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;39234209]oh yay i get two stories in this thread. well this happened today. Was just sitting in my English class, fuckin around, finding answer to something in a dictionary. Then this girl I like turns around and asks for help (answers). So I helped her and when it came to the question I needed the Dictionary for, she asked me if I found it. I said no. So she went to grab the dictionary [B]and grabbed my dick.[/B] (I even happened to have a random erection at the time so it was awkward as all hell.[/QUOTE] Damn you didn't give her the d, she tried to take it from you!

[QUOTE=Apozen;39234370]Wait, what? How did that happen?[/QUOTE] The dictionary was on my lap, and she missed the edge of the book. (As I said. Hiding random boners can be difficult. You gotta think fast.)

Did you give her the dicktionary?

shoulda just whispered [i]"Flaccid"[/i] and pulled a grin

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39234963]shoulda just whispered [i]"Flaccid"[/i] and pulled a grin[/QUOTE] O-oh, no no, it's fine. I didn't need that lung anyway. :v:

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39234963]shoulda just whispered [i]"Flaccid"[/i] and pulled a grin[/QUOTE] Oh god my sides

When i was ten i was taking a piss near a parking lot and i didn't notice there was someone inside the parked car right in front of me, then just as i was finished the guy inside honked at me for whatever reason. I don't remember whether i was creeped out or embarrassed or both.

[QUOTE=znk666;39239499]When i was ten i was taking a piss near a parking lot and i didn't notice there was someone inside the parked car right in front of me, then just as i was finished the guy inside honked at me for whatever reason. I don't remember whether i was creeped out or embarrassed or both.[/QUOTE] He wanted to give you the D.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;39232899]Yeah, I hate those moments when you're just minding your own business then your knee's like 'Fuck you' and bends in the opposite direction. But I have hyperextensions so that's normal for me.[/QUOTE] My arms bend the wrong way quite a lot, so when I'm doing bench presses on the machine-version of it, and I have to use the last of my strenght to make the 2 last ones, it looks like my bones just snap off from my elbow. This has caused a couple of people observing to go "Holy SHIT!" :v:

[QUOTE=lolerot95;39228414]This happened in 9th grade. A bunch of friends and me was walking towards the buss stop and my brain fucked me over hard. I was walking next to a female friend and as i said my brain told me it was a good idea to lay my arm around her shoulder. And then socially awkward 9th grade me who was really nervous around girls blushed like hell and i could hear my other friends behind me whispering and shit. And i didn't know how to play this of so i just keept my arm there, she looke like she enjoyed it. then we split ways and i went for my bus and them for their bus. I wanted to run into a wall the whole time while this happened. yay pageking![/QUOTE] I think sometime it does not matter too much that what other thinks about, whatever you are doing. As for me, i think your own satisfaction is more important, rather then thinking about what others think or say. As most of people could never be satisfied by our deeds.

[QUOTE=znk666;39239499]When i was ten i was taking a piss near a parking lot and i didn't notice there was someone inside the parked car right in front of me, then just as i was finished the guy inside honked at me for whatever reason. I don't remember whether i was creeped out or embarrassed or both.[/QUOTE] Oh god this reminds me. I have another embarrassing piss story. Several years ago at a high school football game, it was half time and people were just walking around, talking and stuff waiting for the game to continue. My friend and I walked across the street over to the main campus and were just dicking around in the parking lot, talking about random stuff. I had to piss really bad and I stood by a tree in the parking lot, started to unzip my pants and my friend came up to me and whispered in my ear [I]What the fuck are you doing look to your left[/I] I glance over in the corner of my eye and there's two new girls to the school, one a freshman and her older junior sister in a car looking at me, wondering what the fuck I was doing. I don't know if I pulled it off correctly or not but I pretended that I dropped my phone on the ground and bent down and picked up, showing my friend clearly my phone and saying I found it. That could've been bad.

I have this English teacher who came out of retirement to teach again (yay) she is probably around 70's but looks like she is 80. We are sitting in class today and she loves to get really heated on her discussions. The topic today was survival, and when she says it she puts stupid amounts of emphasis on it so it comes out as SURVIVAL! today after she said it she let out a 3 second long rancid fart. The class exploded and she just walked out of the room. Never laughed so hard in my life. Edit: I don't think I mentioned buts its equally important. She is quite overweight with a huge ass, so when she ripped ass it sounded like you were dragging a massive fucking hog through a tube filled with mud. And that motherfucker is screeching the whole time.

oh my god I'm so close to busting out laughing in the middle of class

[QUOTE=W0w00t;39241536]oh my god I'm so close to busting out laughing in the middle of class[/QUOTE] stop reading on FP and get educated.

[QUOTE=lolerot95;39228414]This happened in 9th grade. A bunch of friends and me was walking towards the buss stop and my brain fucked me over hard. I was walking next to a female friend and as i said my brain told me it was a good idea to lay my arm around her shoulder. And then socially awkward 9th grade me who was really nervous around girls blushed like hell and i could hear my other friends behind me whispering and shit. And i didn't know how to play this of so i just keept my arm there, she looke like she enjoyed it. then we split ways and i went for my bus and them for their bus. I wanted to run into a wall the whole time while this happened. yay pageking![/QUOTE] did you fuck her

[QUOTE=TomZa;39243094]did you fuck her[/QUOTE] Waited for that one. No I went home, cried and masturbated myself to sleep

Work in a store. Pretty tired and "out of it" after working several hours. Customer comes up and asks if product is okay for 16 month old babies. (Don't remember what it was.) I reply, "well it says from one year old on the box". Pause.. "So I am not sure if that's okay..." He says, "Well I am pretty sure 16 months is more then a year.." I don't even save myself yet, I actually have to process this for like 20 seconds before realizing my mistake. "Uhhm..." ... "Oh, hah.. yes of course." The most embarrassing sale I've made to this day. [sp]Why couldn't he have just bought it, he even read the box before approaching..[/sp]

[QUOTE=urundeadmom;39240949]I have this English teacher who came out of retirement to teach again (yay) she is probably around 70's but looks like she is 80. We are sitting in class today and she loves to get really heated on her discussions. The topic today was survival, and when she says it she puts stupid amounts of emphasis on it so it comes out as SURVIVAL! today after she said it she let out a 3 second long rancid fart. The class exploded and she just walked out of the room. Never laughed so hard in my life. Edit: I don't think I mentioned buts its equally important. She is quite overweight with a huge ass, so when she ripped ass it sounded like you were dragging a massive fucking hog through a tube filled with mud. And that motherfucker is screeching the whole time.[/QUOTE] did you smell it

[QUOTE=huyu;39246513]Work in a store. Pretty tired and "out of it" after working several hours. Customer comes up and asks if product is okay for 16 month old babies. (Don't remember what it was.) I reply, "well it says from one year old on the box". Pause.. "So I am not sure if that's okay..." He says, "Well I am pretty sure 16 months is more then a year.." I don't even save myself yet, I actually have to process this for like 20 seconds before realizing my mistake. "Uhhm..." ... "Oh, hah.. yes of course." The most embarrassing sale I've made to this day. [sp]Why couldn't he have just bought it, he even read the box before approaching..[/sp][/QUOTE] He was testing you, and you failed.

Last saturday I ended up dancing with two 5 foot late 20's girls, 1 asian, 1 norwegian, while being piss drunk. Then I proceeded to follow this chick from my class out of the club, 5 am in the morning. She told me, because she knew I was drunk as hell, that I lived in "that direction!" I decided to walk the opposite direction, and to my luck, I ran into one of my friends, that took the courtesy to walk me halfway home. at least i didnt throw up on anyone

where is the embarrass

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39246662]did you smell it[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, so rank that I tasted it.

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39246937]where is the embarrass[/QUOTE] from my understanding, he could have gotten the P but instead he (may have) ended up stroking his D

When I told my best friend (who's on fp) that I'd gotten permabanned via banme.

[QUOTE=znk666;39239499]When i was ten i was taking a piss near a parking lot and i didn't notice there was someone inside the parked car right in front of me, then just as i was finished the guy inside honked at me for whatever reason. I don't remember whether i was creeped out or embarrassed or both.[/QUOTE] Have a similar story sort of. I'm walking home from my mate's house because I'm too drunk to drive and I have to piss bad so I whip my dick out. Then I start thinking, "Wait a second, sun's up? Should I even be doing this?" 9am. I look around and there's just some guy standing across the street watching with a paper in his hand. I hastily zip back up without pissing, pick up the giant teddy bear I've been carrying for the last 3 hours(uh yeah dunno) and run off.