Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39297383]none of you will know the pain of being unable to cum none of you. I can go for hours fuck my life (and my earlier deathgrip)[/QUOTE] I certainly hope you've seen a doctor about that if you haven't, do so immediately

[QUOTE=myalt22;39296559]I got my pecker caught in the zip once and when I yanked it back up it tore some skin off. i was quite young at the time, i believe.[/QUOTE] That reminds me of this one time when I was younger, and I had a random erection when I got out of the shower. I guess my dick itched or something, and my nail happened to be pretty sharp or something... Yeah I lost that erection quite quickly and painfully.

[QUOTE=Chris220;39298117]I'm curious, elaborate?[/QUOTE] From what I see, he squeezed his willy too hard when he wanked and how it's insensitive to anything else.

[QUOTE=zzzz;39297191]i got mine stuck in the zipper then it fell off so now its not a problem anymore[/QUOTE] How do you remove the pants with no zipper? [sub][sub][sub]the joke is that the zipper fell off[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=myalt22;39296559]I got my pecker caught in the zip once and when I yanked it back up it tore some skin off. i was quite young at the time, i believe.[/QUOTE] I read this and my dick attempted to abandon my body I swear. That just sounds horrifyingly painful.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39294594]did you just justify not trying to tutor her because she's doesn't know history well? Isn't that like the point of tutoring, to help teach someone things they don't know?[/QUOTE] I believe you might have missed the word acting before the word ignorant as in she may not be truly ignorant she may just be putting on a show. I could have probably stated that better.

i always entertain people by hurting myself but then i stapled myself and no one laughed but everyone starting freaking out

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39297383]none of you will know the pain of being unable to cum none of you. I can go for hours fuck my life (and my earlier deathgrip)[/QUOTE] Heard about this? [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap[/url]

Oh, I wasn't thinking about completely stopping, but it seems you have it covered.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39297383]none of you will know the pain of being unable to cum none of you. I can go for hours fuck my life (and my earlier deathgrip)[/QUOTE] Well if you're generally going on about lasting for hours and not some weird shit you did with your dick to cause this. Then I know what you're going on about. Literally me and my ex used to go at it at night and by the time we finished the sun would be rising.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39299049]nah, completely stopping when you have his issue causes the "use it or lose it' clause to get in effect,[b] effectively stripping him of any sexuality[/b][/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;36796480]Your dad is a colossal asshole.[/QUOTE] His dads a boss

So here's my story: We had a form-master lesson, me and my friend on the PSP played a rythm game called Taiko no Tatsujin Portable DX and we were playing together on normal, we decided to give hard a try, there were so many notes I was like somewhat pissed, the class was dead-silent, and after the song was over, I said "aren't you a little fuck you" (it's a meme in our class) The entire class started laughing I'm not sure if the teacher heard it or not as he's like somewhat deaf :v:

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39297383]none of you will know the pain of being unable to cum none of you. I can go for hours fuck my life (and my earlier deathgrip)[/QUOTE] I know that feel bro. My first time we went for like 90 minutes and both gave up due to exhaustion. :(

Lasting over an hour on your first time Did you still have your pants on or what?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39301588]Lasting over an hour on your first time Did you still have your pants on or what?[/QUOTE] I dunno what was up with the d, but she got a serving with a side order of orgasms so I was okay with that. It was good cardio too.

Thanks to everyone for their advice and worries etc. Basically put, I desensitised my dick to normal stimulation through 4 years jerkin it everyday hard. The girlfriend is quite understanding and she enjoys going for about an hour, although it pisses me off no end. It is getting better, I am on nofap and when I last did nofap a few weeks ago after a month we were having normal sex (about 20 mins for me to nut). yes I do give my gf the d [editline]21st January 2013[/editline] I lasted 2 hours my first time btw. She came 3 times. It is both a gift and a curse sometimes, it sounds bad on here, but in RL I have a reputation as being dynamite in bed.

It's hilarious that every ten pages in embarrassing situations someone has one that either their monster cock is waaaaayyyy to big or they have sex with somebody for way to long super embarassing

Hey dude, it can be emabarrassing as fuck sometimes, especially with a new partner. Don't judge. I just look on the brightside, I don't want to go for hours, its annoying as fuck and exhausting.

I get an erection that lasts about 10 or 20 seconds but then it just goes floppy. What's up with it?

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0] I lasted 2 hours my first time btw. She came 3 times. It is both a gift and a curse sometimes, it sounds bad on here, but in RL I have a reputation as being dynamite in bed.[/QUOTE] Guys how embarrassing I'm not trying to brag to an Internet forum at all

Why the fuck would I brag? I was posting a relevant and embarassing thing about me in the embarassing stories thread, that's all. If you want I could tell all the stories of how this has sucked for me, would you like that? Would it make you feel better, knowing that the guy who can go for ages actually has had a sucky relationship history becuase of it? You can post about what you want, I won't try and be passive aggressive. Stop getting butthurt about me sharing an actual problem I have. If it makes you happy to hear this, I'd do anything to be able to nut in 15 minutes everytime. Anything. Now stop being edgy, post a goddamn embarrassing story or get the fuck out.

I've wanked off so much that my erection is really weak and I feel no throbbing cock or anything. I don't even feel like fucking people in my mind anymore.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39303222]If you want I could tell all the stories of how this has sucked for me, would you like that? Would it make you feel better, knowing that the guy who can go for ages actually has had a sucky relationship history becuase of it? .[/QUOTE] If they're embarrassing stories then yes I would like that/it would make me feel better

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39302654]Thanks to everyone for their advice and worries etc. Basically put, I desensitised my dick to normal stimulation through 4 years jerkin it everyday hard. The girlfriend is quite understanding and she enjoys going for about an hour, although it pisses me off no end. It is getting better, I am on nofap and when I last did nofap a few weeks ago after a month we were having normal sex (about 20 mins for me to nut). yes I do give my gf the d [editline]21st January 2013[/editline] I lasted 2 hours my first time btw. She came 3 times. It is both a gift and a curse sometimes, it sounds bad on here, but in RL I have a reputation as being dynamite in bed.[/QUOTE] Sometimes when I'm rather tired I do it first time long too. But usually it goes like this: first time around 10 minutes, then second time 2h+ :) she just wiggles her body every 4 5 minutes near the end heh

Well, I guess it's time I told someone. Not really sure if this is embarrassing, but whatever. About two years ago, me and my ex were fucking on the bed, she was on top and I had a small penis. Now the thing was, she was riding me like for twenty minutes, for whatever reason, my penis was hurting because she was going rough and I had a small penis, I could tell that she wasn't enjoying bit of it, or at least I thought. The reason why I'm telling you I had a small penis was that after I came in her; which I had a condom on, she got off and the condom was gone. The fucking condom was inside her stanky pussy. You know what our reaction was? We were both freaking out, we were both 16 and I didn't want to no god damn baby. She hurried to the washroom, got in the bathtub; cuz I told her to go there and I followed suit. Now imagine this, imagine a half-naked man, kneeling down, in front if his Ex in the bathtub, sticking his whole fucking right hand inside her vag trying to pull the condom and not only that, while she was freaking out, "GET IT OUT.", I don't even think she was moaning but just grunting. Not only that but I had a bottle of anti-bacterial soap, thinking that it would destroy my cum. What I did was I tried to pouring the soap inside her, but that didn't work, it was stupid. Then I decided to once again fist her, but with anti-bacterial soup on my hand. Cleaning the walls and the roof, if you catch my drift. Thinking that I would clear the cum out. But, I was wrong.

[QUOTE=Levinx;39303931]Well, I guess it's time I told someone. Not really sure if this is embarrassing, but whatever. About two years ago, me and my ex were fucking on the bed, she was on top and I had a small penis. Now the thing was, she was riding me like for twenty minutes, for whatever reason, my penis was hurting because she was going rough and I had a small penis, I could tell that she wasn't enjoying bit of it, or at least I thought. The reason why I'm telling you I had a small penis was that after I came in her; which I had a condom on, she got off and the condom was gone. The fucking condom was inside her stanky pussy. You know what our reaction was? We were both freaking out, we were both 16 and I didn't want to no god damn baby. She hurried to the washroom, got in the bathtub; cuz I told her to go there and I followed suit. Now imagine this, imagine a half-naked man, kneeling down, in front if his Ex in the bathtub, sticking his whole fucking right hand inside her vag trying to pull the condom and not only that, while she was freaking out, "GET IT OUT.", I don't even think she was moaning but just grunting. Not only that but I had a bottle of anti-bacterial soap, thinking that it would destroy my cum. What I did was I tried to pouring the soap inside her, but that didn't work, it was stupid. Then I decided to once again fist her, but with anti-bacterial soup on my hand. Cleaning the walls and the roof, if you catch my drift. Thinking that I would clear the cum out. But, I was wrong.[/QUOTE] Wrong as in yeast infection, a kid, or pain? Or all of the above?

i have a problem where i dont even have to put it in to cum i jsut have to see a girl and BAM blow my load all over my pants its a real serious issue

[QUOTE=zzzz;39304808]i have a problem where i dont even have to put it in to cum i jsut have to see a girl and BAM blow my load all over my pants its a real serious issue[/QUOTE] Such is life at either extreme of the spectrum, brother

[QUOTE=zzzz;39304808]i have a problem where i dont even have to put it in to cum i jsut have to see a girl and BAM blow my load all over my pants its a real serious issue[/QUOTE] Do you like browse web with like 30 pairs of pants or have just images turned off?