Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame!

[a dumb bear]

[QUOTE=magicman1234;39309969]In 7th grade I walked into the boys restroom to see some guy shitting in a urinal. Immediately when I walked in he looked at me and screamed, "FUCK OFF" and I ran out of there.[/QUOTE]

that's made my day, thank you so so much

[Metherat]

Well, I was running in the halls, and I had my phone in my pocket, and it suddenly slides out at light speed, and flies...
Right into my crush's crotch. He doubles over in pain, and I apologize seven times before picking up my phone and hurrying away.

[Zar]

[QUOTE=Metherat;39319364]Well, I was running in the halls, and I had my phone in my pocket, and it suddenly slides out at light speed, and flies...
Right into my crush's crotch. He doubles over in pain, and I apologize seven times before picking up my phone and hurrying away.[/QUOTE]

i dont get why thats embarrasing.
Thing are always more embarrasing to yourself than others might think though

[psychojake]

I walked into my AP World History class after lunch today and got out a piece of gum to freshen my breath. My best friend looks at me and holds out his hands, asking for one, I shook my head and he walked away, pretending to be all sad.

I felt bad for the poor guy, so I got out a piece and threw it towards his head. Curse my bad luck. It instead landed inside a girl's shirt. She dug it out and threw it in her mouth.

I stood there, a bit shocked while trying to apologize. She smiles at me and I shrugged while trying to hold back the spaghetti.

[PollytheParrot]

You have to give her the d now

[Deadman123]

Serve the Johnson, SERVE IT NAKEY JAKEY

[HeavyGuy]

[QUOTE=psychojake;39321774]I walked into my AP World History class after lunch today and got out a piece of gum to freshen my breath. My best friend looks at me and holds out his hands, asking for one, I shook my head and he walked away, pretending to be all sad.

I felt bad for the poor guy, so I got out a piece and threw it towards his head. Curse my bad luck. It instead landed inside a girl's shirt. She dug it out and threw it in her mouth.

I stood there, a bit shocked while trying to apologize. She smiles at me and I shrugged while trying to hold back the spaghetti.[/QUOTE]

The d is hers, all you have to do, is give it to her.

[the rifleman]

She's practically begging you for it. The gum symbolized your penis and she put it in her mouth.

[Sleepy feet]

do the deed

deliver the D

[editline]22nd January 2013[/editline]

godspeed, soldier

[Kommodore]

Probably a month ago I woke up early for class and parked my scooter in front of a coffee shop to shoot as much coffee into my body in as short a time as possible.

Not in my full state of majesty and intellect, I sat on the scooter and pushed, releasing the kickstand. Mind you, mine weighs an incomprehensible 400 lbs. Due to the inscrutably steep incline of the pavement towards the gutter, it just sort of leaned, leaned, leaned and before I knew it failscaded over with a grinding crash and I was trapped under it at the knee.

Now all the people sitting outside the cafe are like "OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD" and I distinctly remember this one woman with her eyes wide, hands covering her agape mouth, looking at me as if she was watching the Tsar's men gunning down innocents before Winter's Palace. This one overgrown hipster just sort of stood up and gestured his hands outward like a cherub.

With bloodshot, stupid eyes and zero motor control I writhed my way from under the scooter, opened my parched mouth, and with a bloated tongue and stupid mind said something like, "IAM FINE, THANKYOU GOOD," leering at everyone grotesquely.

I see these same people at the cafe all the time and now they all smile at me benevolently as if they're proud of me for defying my apparent autism by going out independently. Others just fear me.

[Zombie]

[QUOTE=Kommodore;39322301]I see these same people at the cafe all the time and now they all smile at me benevolently as if they're proud of me for defying my apparent autism by going out independently. [B]Others just fear me.[/B][/QUOTE]

"Dude, let's get outta here. That guy's a bad-ass! ...No no, he got trapped by a scooter!"

[PollytheParrot]

[QUOTE=Kommodore;39322301]Probably a month ago I woke up early for class and parked my scooter in front of a coffee shop to shoot as much coffee into my body in as short a time as possible.

Not in my full state of majesty and intellect, I sat on the scooter and pushed, releasing the kickstand. Mind you, mine weighs an incomprehensible 400 lbs. Due to the inscrutably steep incline of the pavement towards the gutter, it just sort of leaned, leaned, leaned and before I knew it failscaded over with a grinding crash and I was trapped under it at the knee.

Now all the people sitting outside the cafe are like "OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD" and I distinctly remember this one woman with her eyes wide, hands covering her agape mouth, looking at me as if she was watching the Tsar's men gunning down innocents before Winter's Palace. This one overgrown hipster just sort of stood up and gestured his hands outward like a cherub.

With bloodshot, stupid eyes and zero motor control I writhed my way from under the scooter, opened my parched mouth, and with a bloated tongue and stupid mind said something like, "IAM FINE, THANKYOU GOOD," leering at everyone grotesquely.

I see these same people at the cafe all the time and now they all smile at me benevolently as if they're proud of me for defying my apparent autism by going out independently. Others just fear me.[/QUOTE]

That just sounds like the most pathetic thing imaginable

[BigJoeyLemons]

[QUOTE=Kommodore;39322301]Others just fear me.[/QUOTE]

I first read that as "Otters just fear me".

That would've been something.

[d_cover]

[QUOTE=psychojake;39321774]I walked into my AP World History class after lunch today and got out a piece of gum to freshen my breath. My best friend looks at me and holds out his hands, asking for one, I shook my head and he walked away, pretending to be all sad.

I felt bad for the poor guy, so I got out a piece and threw it towards his head. Curse my bad luck. It instead landed inside a girl's shirt. She dug it out and threw it in her mouth.

I stood there, a bit shocked while trying to apologize. She smiles at me and I shrugged while trying to hold back the spaghetti.[/QUOTE]

Give her the D or disappoint us all?

[Shirky]

[QUOTE=D:\;39294943]Just tuck it in, I hug people for like hours with a large hardon collider in my pants all tucked in.[/QUOTE]

I never understood why people say tuck it in. Ive tried and my dick sticks out past the top of my pants quite a bit so you see a weird random lump by my naval.

[MadBomber]

I take forever to cum, it's really annoying for others :c

[Mr.SpicyTornado]

[QUOTE=psychojake;39321774]I walked into my AP World History class after lunch today and got out a piece of gum to freshen my breath. My best friend looks at me and holds out his hands, asking for one, I shook my head and he walked away, pretending to be all sad.

I felt bad for the poor guy, so I got out a piece and threw it towards his head. Curse my bad luck. It instead landed inside a girl's shirt. She dug it out and threw it in her mouth.

I stood there, a bit shocked while trying to apologize. She smiles at me and I shrugged while trying to hold back the spaghetti.[/QUOTE]

That is a hoot. :)

[Schmaaa]

strange how this has gone from embarrassing situations to how long you can go without cumming

[Diago21]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39325087]pull up your pants or iunno don't get aroused by every living thing[/QUOTE]

WE ARE TEENAGE GUYS, GOSH DON'T BLAME US!

[D:\]

[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39325215]That is a hoot. :)[/QUOTE]

I'm sure you've got a story or two, Mr.SpicyTornado.

[Digimutant]

[QUOTE=Shirky;39324611]I never understood why people say tuck it in. Ive tried and my dick sticks out past the top of my pants quite a bit so you see a weird random lump by my naval.[/QUOTE]
Stick it under?

[wwlfr]

Stick it to one side?

[joost1120]

Duct tape it to your leg?

[Digimutant]

[QUOTE=joost1120;39327350]Duct tape it to your leg?[/QUOTE]

I had to do that.

Being unshaven is an issue.

[F1ldred]

when i was 8 or 9, i was on a holiday in spain. at the breakfast lounge i went to get some juice. being my clumsy child self, i managed to drop a pints-worth filled glass on the floor. juice and fragments of glass went flying. everyone just stared until i started crying and a member of staff came to comfort me.

needless to say i cringed for the rest of the holiday.

[pakadots]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;39321942]The d is hers, all you have to do, is give it to her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39321813]You have to give her the d now[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39302654]yes I do give my gf the d[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;39322214]deliver the D[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=d_cover;39323786]Give her the D or disappoint us all?[/QUOTE]
if i had to guess, d=little dick D=Dick.

edit: But foreal, calm down on the d, next time see if she wants the C

edit: This guy knows what im talking about

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[Doom14]

Tucking in your shirt is the worst idea. What I've sworn by is a good, tight belt and untucked shirt.

The only bad thing that can happen is it running down your pant leg. Which is why you need to master the art of the stealth-adjust. :v:

[Kirbyfactor]

I never get random boners at school.

[MountainWatcher]

Gentlemen, what I want to know is how you're doing this. Do you jam your hand down your crotch and pull it up? do you fidget around ? Cause both sound a lot more incriminating.

[joost1120]

Hands in your pockets. Casually tuck it under. Works better when wearing jackets.