Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Couple of years ago I went to see one of the 3D Final Destinations or something similar at the cinema, with a few friends. Part way through the film, a pipe of something flies out of the screen in glorious 3D and I tried to duck to avoid it, I end up head butting the back of the person's head that was sitting in front of me. He turns around angrily asking why the hell did I do that? Too embarrassed to say the real reason I said I had dropped something and was looking for it.

Not me, but a friend. We were in English doing some talking, and the teacher asked him that if he had a million dollar, what would he spend it on. He said KFC... [sp]He's black as long[/sp]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39328997]Gentlemen, what I want to know is how you're doing this. Do you jam your hand down your crotch and pull it up? do you fidget around ? Cause both sound a lot more incriminating.[/QUOTE] Either or. It's not the action, it's your current location and the capability to do it in stealth. If you're a total pussy, just leave and do it in a bathroom stall.

I'm more concerned about you touching your dick and then going about your business as normal. I don't want to touch your hands after you've touched your dick, mate.

Sometimes my ass gets kinda sweaty/humid when I'm in class, and if I think about it too much it bothers me enough for me to go to the bathroom, go into a stall, and pull down my drawers just so I can air out my trousers. It gets really annoying. Sometimes something similar happens when my crotch is really warm in my pants, and it makes me start consciously holding my urinary tract closed even though I don't need to pee. If I were to loosen up, I'd feel like I'm gonna piss myself. It sucks, but hasn't happened in like a month.

I don't see why everyone is trying to hide their boners, here is what I do (in fact I did it today) I get a boner, and if there's a hot girl sitting/standing next to me, I arch my ass up in my desk so i can get my phone out of my pocket and pretend to check the time, but also conveniently make my dick look huge. Today, someone was standing next to my desk, I do the aforementioned act, see her look at my pants through the corner of my eye, then she asks, "Hey, you still working out?" "yep" "gettin big, huh?" "'oh yeah" I was like "dear diary today was a good day" :v: Anyways on topic: so I'm in this stupid BTA (bussiness technology applications) class, which is basically just microsoft office. So I'm usually bored as hell in that class because I finish all my work before class is half way done. So I'm fucking around in the readme file of the typing program we use, and I write, under the copyright date and stuff [quote]shitty balls[/quote] Just for fun I saved it; I was bored as hell and was thinking that it would be a funny easter egg if another future classmate found it. But then I heard the teacher walking. To my desk. [b]fuck fuck fuck SHIT[/b] [I]"Delete that. Now. This is your only warning. Ok?"[/I] "yep" god damn my cheeks were red.

this happens alot try to step out of way of cute girl we both step to the same side i say "oh sorry, excuse me" and we both step in the same direction again Anyone else?

This one time I found myself craving some Subway, however, being that I did'nt have a license I asked my father to drive me. Upon dropping me at the Subway, he told me he that he'd wait in the car. The whole front of the building was windowed so he could easily see me the entire time I was getting my sub. Forgetting that fact, I proceeded to flirt to the high heavens with the girls preparing my sub, whereupon reentering the vehicle my father prompted me about it. Now, this really doesn't sound embarrassing at all, but one would need to know just what kind of man my father is to have felt the embarrassment I felt. The sub was good, though.

did you give them the 6-inch sub

The way I was going at it, I may as well have.

you should've said, "OK I want my sub a really special way, let me show you, " go behind the counter, behind the girl, move her hands with yours to make a sub while grinding

when i was a junior me and a friend were both at school after hours for some reason, we were roaming the halls when stopped by my principal, one of the vices, and a police officer. They asked us if we knew anything about a crank call made to the police department from our school payphone. I said sorry, don't know what thats about, which prompted them to take us to the office and play the video from the video camera directly above the phone showing me on the phone and hanging up at the same time the call took place. Suspended. Worst part is i really didnt even realize i had pushed 911. not saying i accidentally did it, but more like not really thinking -how i tend to do i was like 17 years old and the police officer was like, "you know usually when this sort of thing happens, its at an elementary school, this doesnt even happen at the middle school"

You just call the police when you're not really thinking?

[QUOTE=pakadots;39338108]Worst part is i really didnt even realize i had pushed 911. not saying i accidentally did it, but more like not really thinking -how i tend to do[/QUOTE] Bullshit

Just happened. Was in school holding a laptop bag and someone said my name behind me, so I span around to see who it was and shit and my bag went into the stomach of a passing student

my friend once stuck a boner through a hole in his pocket and told his friend that hed put stolen his pen and put it in his pocket so his friend went to grab his pen back but instead grabbed a penis. [editline]24th January 2013[/editline] So I guess he gave his friend the D?

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39340465]Just happened. Was in school holding a laptop bag and someone said my name behind me, so I span around to see who it was and shit and my bag went into the stomach of a passing student[/QUOTE] Are you a freshman?

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39340599]my friend once stuck a boner through a hole in his pocket and told his friend that hed put stolen his pen and put it in his pocket so his friend went to grab his pen back but instead grabbed a penis. [editline]24th January 2013[/editline] So I guess he gave his friend the D?[/QUOTE] You think that's bad? I knew a guy that went around groping guys' crotches randomly. He told us how he also slept at a friend's house with his mates and one of them woke up and rubbed his dick on the others' mouths while they were asleep. I didn't talk to that guy very often.

I didn't think it was bad I thought it was hilarious :v:

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39341077]Are you a freshman?[/QUOTE] Senior.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39341755]Senior.[/QUOTE] get a better bag.

I was walking home earlier today, and needed a piss [I]really[/I] badly. It had gotten to the point where I was sprinting to my house. I was nearly there, and I saw my sister's boyfriend's car parked outside. At this point, I was pinching the tip of my dick just so I wouldn't piss my pants, I was that desperate. So I thought nothing of the car, I knew he had come to pick something one of my sister's things, and he was probably inside talking to my mum. There's trees on either side of my front garden, it's pretty well sheltered. I decided I could piss there with out anyone seeing, as I had the option of going there and then or pissing myself as I tried to open my front door. It felt wonderful. I had just nearly finished, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw my sister's bf walking up to my front door, giving me this funny look. Nobody was home, and he was waiting for me to let him into my house. He probably got a view of my schlong mid-pee. I explained the situation to him, he just laughed and said "I can respect that". It was pretty awkward, but at least he was cool about it.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39340465]Just happened. Was in school holding a laptop bag and someone said my name behind me, so I span around to see who it was and shit and my bag went into the stomach of a passing student[/QUOTE] I hit things with my bag all the time. People in the street, on the bus. I have to be really careful in shops because I'm always knocking objects over. Having amblyopia and terrible depth perception doesn't help. I walked into my desk at the start of every exam last week and now have bruises all down my right leg :c One of my most embarressing moments was in college a couple of years ago. I was walking outside with friends and casually asked what everyone was doing for Fathers Day, then immediately remembered none of them have dads (estranged, vanished, dead). I wanted to fall through the floor and die, but luckily no one cared.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39341755]Senior.[/QUOTE] Also aren't you still in middleschool because of the Swedish school system?

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;39342130]"I can respect that".[/QUOTE] You need to become best friends with this guy, seriously.

I think at this time someone should make an erection hiding thread.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39342358]Also aren't you still in middleschool because of the Swedish school system?[/QUOTE] Not really sure what counts as what.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;39342808]You need to become best friends with this guy, seriously.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty tight with him already, he is a cool guy but its a bit difficult considering he's 4-5 years older than me

This wasn't embarrassing for me, but it just happened and was too good to pass up posting. I was in math class, last period of the day. Everybody was studying for exams, but I had already done a fair amount of studying and started to get distracted. I was looking around the class for anything interesting, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was on her laptop. I could only see about a quarter of the screen from over her shoulder, but I saw that she was on some website with a weird layout and a lot of text. I saw the names of some Harry Potter characters, as well as a large notice at the top of the screen about someone thanking their fans for making the next chapter possible or something. I put two and two together. This girl was reading Harry Potter fan fiction in the middle of class. I almost started losing it, but I managed to contain myself. Some of my friends caught on and after about 2 minutes everyone in the back of the class was flailing around and trying to keep from bursting out laughing.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39343241]Not really sure what counts as what.[/QUOTE] From wikipedia. Elementary school - 6-11 y/o Preschool to grade 4 in sweden Middle school 11-14 y/o grade 5-8 High school 14-18 y/o Grade 9 -12 (gymnasiet in Sweden.