Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39343786]From wikipedia. Elementary school - 6-11 y/o Preschool to grade 4 in sweden Middle school 11-14 y/o grade 5-8 High school 14-18 y/o Grade 9 -12 (gymnasiet in Sweden.[/QUOTE] Year 1-9 (age 7-15) is called [i]grundskolan[/i], divided into [i]lågstadiet[/i] (1-3), [i]mellanstadiet[/i] (4-6) and [i]högstadiet[/i] (7-9). Year 10-12 (age 16-18) is called [i]gymnasiet[/i] and they are usually called 1-3.

Since we're talking hiding boners, heres my problem. When i get a boner i just put it to the left side, so its not so obvious. Suddenly it became a raging boner and was sticking out of my left pocket. Not thinking, just standing there, with my hands digging in my pockets, a cute girl spots me. She just laughed and asked me what my hands were doing in my pockets.

Today was my first anatomy class, saw a live dead body.I suddenly became HUNGRY AS FUCK. To worsen things off, lunch is right after anatomy class (troll teachers?) and nobody can eat anything out of disgust. I was literally starving for like half of the day until I could come home and have dinner. Who becomes hungry after seeing a dead body?

"Live dead body" made me giggle. I have a friend who practices taxidermy, and she wants someone to eat her when she dies. I know that's random but that's what I was reminded of.

[QUOTE=Aokaji;39345351]"Live dead body" made me giggle. I have a friend who practices taxidermy, and she wants someone to eat her when she dies. I know that's random but that's what I was reminded of.[/QUOTE] haha by "live dead body" i meant like...in real time, not in video nor picture. In person

[QUOTE=Aokaji;39342140]I hit things with my bag all the time. People in the street, on the bus. I have to be really careful in shops because I'm always knocking objects over. Having amblyopia and terrible depth perception doesn't help. I walked into my desk at the start of every exam last week and now have bruises all down my right leg :c One of my most embarressing moments was in college a couple of years ago. I was walking outside with friends and casually asked what everyone was doing for Fathers Day, then immediately remembered none of them have dads (estranged, vanished, dead). I wanted to fall through the floor and die, but luckily no one cared.[/QUOTE] I have 'Clumsy Child Syndrome', so I know how you feel.

A couple of days ago, a bunch of classmates were loudly playing Super Smash Bros on my laptop during break, even after the bell rang. Our next class was with the Maths teacher, who also was the school's principal and a fearsome lady. When she came, they closed the laptop, hid the gamepads and hurried to their desks as quickly as possible. She gave us a long rant on how we're disturbing the rest of the classes and how she has to come and shut us up in order to start working. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-cSBqFnoro]Meanwhile I discovered my laptop doesn't shut down when it's closed[/url]

I was riding my bike today and came around the corner; some lady was walking her dog and told it to sit. Since I'm barreling down the trail, I can't stop and the stupid dog sat right in front of me. The only place to go was to run over his tail and I was like squeezing the brakes like shit and I decided I was going to have to run it over. When I was like a couple feet away I could hear the lady whispering to herself, "Oh my god he's going to run over his tail. Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come..." and I was freakin' out, scared that this dog would howl and chase me or something and I'd have to go down this hill faster than ever and probably run over more dogs and stuff... The not-so-stupid dog moved his tail like and inch and I managed to go to the right a bit and miss it, but I nearly fell down the mountain in the process Lady continues going "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses" as I whiz by

[QUOTE=Zakkin;39345868]I have 'Clumsy Child Syndrome', so I know how you feel.[/QUOTE] I just had to Google that because I've never heard the term and it was eye-opening. My brother has Asperger's and shares a lot of the physical traits, I could relate to a few of the things I read too, but the articles I read said it's more common than most realise. On-topic, remembered another embarrassing thing. I'm terrible with presentations. There was one in college where because I was in the Gifted and Talented form we had to put together a 5-10 minute presentation about a topic close to our heart. Everyone else wanted to be a lawyer, doctor or the prime minister so they all did presentations about world issues and debates. I have no idea what I want to do with my life so I threw together a quick presentation about anime, manga and it's misconceptions. I remember walking in shaking and starting to talk, waiting for silly questions and childish comments. Suddenly I found myself finishing up, the entire class in dead silence and my tutor claps and says "Well done. you managed to talk ethusiastically for half an hour!" I had made them sit there for half an hour, it was supposed to be five minutes! I just apologised, then the bell rang and I abuptly left. I suppose it doesn't sound much but anyone who's ever had to sit through a presentation they Dont care about knows it's as boring as watching paint dry.

Sounds like the start of a green-text story, mate.

I installed a vibrator app because why not and a girl took my phone when I was toying with it and looked at it. Then she pressed a button and looked at it, then at me "Why would you need a vibrator a-" to then yell "EWEWWW" while dropping it at the floor. Both hilarious and embarrsaing.

"365 New Posts" in thread. Clicked All I see is "Guys, I had sex before. Guys, look read my story, I had sex. Guys!????I have GF!"

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39347650]"365 New Posts" in thread. Clicked All I see is "Guys, I had sex before. Guys, look read my story, I had sex. Guys!????I have GF!"[/QUOTE] "1 New Post" in thread. Clicked All I see is some guy complaining about content!!!

I don't have a gf and I've never finished this sentence properly;

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39347676]"1 New Post" in thread. Clicked All I see is some guy complaining about content!!![/QUOTE] one time i were fucking gf and couldnt cum had to fuck her all night how embarrasing

one time i was fucking gf and my dick split like a banana and then she poured millions of tiny spiders in the opening

one time i didn't have a gf and i didn't fuck anything and i slept and woke up and cried

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39347839]one time i were fucking gf and couldnt cum had to fuck her all night how embarrasing[/QUOTE] one time i was reading this thread and this nerde was complaining about stories that are probably bullshit anyways who fuckin cares seriously

Oh jesus, I haven't had internet access for over a month. I have a massive backlog of embarrassing stories to read.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39347996]one time i was reading this thread and this nerde was complaining about stories that are probably bullshit anyways who fuckin cares seriously[/QUOTE] wow thats a pretty embarrassing story, what happened after? did you keep posting?

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39348814]wow thats a pretty embarrassing story, what happened after? did you keep posting?[/QUOTE] wow zing lol

hey guys guys this is really embarrassing. one time i posted in a thread and some people were sympathetic, some people were douches but eventually everyone just laid it to rest and got on with their lives. and this one guy brought it up pages after. how embarrasing.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39348959]hey guys guys this is really embarrassing. one time i posted in a thread and some people were sympathetic, some people were douches but eventually everyone just laid it to rest and got on with their lives. and this one guy brought it up pages after. how embarrasing.[/QUOTE] I ever tell you about the time I got my nickname?

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39347650]"365 New Posts" in thread. Clicked All I see is "Guys, I had sex before. Guys, look read my story, I had sex. Guys!????I have GF!"[/QUOTE] Thanks for contributing to the thread.

Last day of school, leaving on bike. Try go over a small curb, fall over face first, bike chain came off. Since it was the last day, everyone was rushing to go home. So pretty much a crap load of people saw. :(

Texting a female friend: "Wow that's beautiful! Make sure to send me a pic!" "huh?" "the condo. A picture of the condo."

[QUOTE=Zambiesv2;39349885]Texting a female friend: "Wow that's beautiful! Make sure to send me a pic!" "huh?" "the condo. A picture of the condo."[/QUOTE] How would you know it was beautiful if you haven't seen a pic?

when I was in 6th~7th grade, I was addicted to maplestory. I joined a private server I saw in a forum ad and the name was Condo MS. (Private servers usually have a name and in the end "MS"). I once googled it in the school because I was bored after finishing assignment. I ended up googling for condoms. The teacher silently turned off my computer from her's and then told me to sit outside. I didn't get in to much trouble after that.

[QUOTE=jung3o;39349968]when I was in 6th~7th grade, I was addicted to maplestory. I joined a private server I saw in a forum ad and the name was Condo MS. (Private servers usually have a name and in the end "MS"). I once googled it in the school because I was bored after finishing assignment. I ended up googling for condoms. The teacher silently turned off my computer from her's and then told me to sit outside. I didn't get in to much trouble after that.[/QUOTE] clearly she wanted the D :downs:

[QUOTE=mblunk;39349945]How would you know it was beautiful if you haven't seen a pic?[/QUOTE] They were talking about the hills they were in, it went "The hills are super shallow, but they make the entire place look like waves and our condo sits in the middle of them" also my night got worse Texting just got worse: "Yeah, throw me some lube here, seriously" "well I wasn't going to help you with THAT." "A LINE, THROW ME SOME LINES HERE" [editline]25th January 2013[/editline] literally face slamming