Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

This is why you double check your message before you send it

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39353245]This is why you double check your message before you send it[/QUOTE] Words of wisdom One time I accidentally pasted part of a Facebook chat log into a steam chat That friend was removed instantly and my name and avatar has changed since then.. I'm entirely confident that they have forgotten what happened but I still cringe

[QUOTE=jung3o;39349968]when I was in 6th~7th grade, I was addicted to maplestory. I joined a private server I saw in a forum ad and the name was Condo MS. (Private servers usually have a name and in the end "MS"). I once googled it in the school because I was bored after finishing assignment. I ended up googling for condoms. The teacher silently turned off my computer from her's and then told me to sit outside. I didn't get in to much trouble after that.[/QUOTE] Wow, I didn't even see that it said CondoMS. Thats fucking brilliant.

Cool. So, we are gonna have this fashion-show contest thing at my school. Today out of my class, I will be the only "grown" guy there. We have some children and stuff there too, but yeah. Today we were deciding what we'll be wearing there. The girls decided that I will have to wear some latex pants and a really thin vest (Like, see through) too quickly. This'll be fun.

It'll be fun, gotta see the humor in that.

They took more pictures than there is porn god damnit. I'll see if I can get some back from them. I am interested in how did I look like :v:

So as per Army Cavalry tradition, I did what is called a "Stetson break-in" today, involving your fellow troopers pouring an amalgamation of any liquid or otherwise they can get their hands on, mix it in your Cav hat (basically a military cowboy hat) and then you drink it out of the hat so as to "break it in" in order to wear it. So they get 12 hour old coffee, juice, protein shake, jalapeno juice, sardines, tuna juice, hot sauce, tomato juice, near beer, pineapple, and some other stuff, and pour it into my hat. I start drinking, and it is the worst thing I have ever tasted in my entire life, unsurprisingly. The embarrassing thing was that when I got halfway through, I barfed a bit of it back into the hat. One of the sergeants was taking photos the whole time. The thing is, if you don't finish it, they flip it on your head and it soaks you (hint: no one ever finishes it). So I grit my teeth and went bottoms up again, drinking the mixture with added vomit. I couldn't go on any longer after a few seconds of drinking, so they flipped it on my head, and all of it washed down onto my uniform and face. I smelled incredibly bad. I went to attention and recited the Cavalry poem "Fiddler's Green" and immediately went to the showers in full uniform with my stetson on my head. I walked in and had to apologize to everyone in there because I smelled so bad that the whole latrine stunk to the heavens. I got out after washing myself, hat, and uniform down, and walked back to the porch (a sopping mess) where all of the pilots and my fellow enlisted guys were still standing, and demanded my weapon from the arms room (they put it there while I was doing the break in). A pilot went in and got it for me, handed it to me, and I went to my room. Kind of embarrassing to be smelling like a fish factory for an hour or so, but still awesome that I can now wear my cav hat with pride.

winner

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[QUOTE=SKEEA;39355545]So as per Army Cavalry tradition, I did what is called a "Stetson break-in" today, involving your fellow troopers pouring an amalgamation of any liquid or otherwise they can get their hands on, mix it in your Cav hat (basically a military cowboy hat) and then you drink it out of the hat so as to "break it in" in order to wear it. So they get 12 hour old coffee, juice, protein shake, jalapeno juice, sardines, tuna juice, hot sauce, tomato juice, near beer, pineapple, and some other stuff, and pour it into my hat. I start drinking, and it is the worst thing I have ever tasted in my entire life, unsurprisingly. The embarrassing thing was that when I got halfway through, I barfed a bit of it back into the hat. One of the sergeants was taking photos the whole time. The thing is, if you don't finish it, they flip it on your head and it soaks you (hint: no one ever finishes it). So I grit my teeth and went bottoms up again, drinking the mixture with added vomit. I couldn't go on any longer after a few seconds of drinking, so they flipped it on my head, and all of it washed down onto my uniform and face. I smelled incredibly bad. I went to attention and recited the Cavalry poem "Fiddler's Green" and immediately went to the showers in full uniform with my stetson on my head. I walked in and had to apologize to everyone in there because I smelled so bad that the whole latrine stunk to the heavens. I got out after washing myself, hat, and uniform down, and walked back to the porch (a sopping mess) where all of the pilots and my fellow enlisted guys were still standing, and demanded my weapon from the arms room (they put it there while I was doing the break in). A pilot went in and got it for me, handed it to me, and I went to my room. Kind of embarrassing to be smelling like a fish factory for an hour or so, but still awesome that I can now wear my cav hat with pride.[/QUOTE] Back in the time a period in the army was mandatory over here, my uncle was the guy in charge of guiding the new recruits through the whole process of signing in. But he decided to do a prank and added a paper to the whole thing which had a map of a graveyard. When they got to that page, my uncle told them they had to pick a grave for them to be buried in in case they died while in service. Whenthe recruit left, he would take the page out of the folder and put it in the next guy's folder. He says everyone left that place horrified, a couple of guys were almost crying.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39356082]Back in the time a period in the army was mandatory over here, my uncle was the guy in charge of guiding the new recruits through the whole process of signing in. But he decided to do a prank and added a paper to the whole thing which had a map of a graveyard. When they got to that page, my uncle told them they had to pick a grave for them to be buried in in case they died while in service. Whenthe recruit left, he would take the page out of the folder and put it in the next guy's folder. He says everyone left that place horrified, a couple of guys were almost crying.[/QUOTE] Oh dear god that's horrible yet so brilliant.

My friend decided to have a movie night, last night. She had invited 5 or 6 people to come over. Out of all the people invited, I was the only one who showed up. Was a tad awkward.

plot twist: she actually only invited you because she wanted you to give her the D

[QUOTE=psychojake;39373937]My friend decided to have a movie night, last night. She had invited 5 or 6 people to come over. Out of all the people invited, I was the only one who showed up. Was a tad awkward.[/QUOTE] not joking, but did u fuck her? come on u were the only ones there

is it just me or isn't the whole "give her the d" thing getting kind of worn out?

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39374637]is it just me or isn't the whole "give her the d" thing getting kind of worn out?[/QUOTE] It got worn out after about the third time someone said it. People are just too stupid and bandwagony to realize it.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39374637]is it just me or isn't the whole "give her the d" thing getting kind of worn out?[/QUOTE] Why does everybody censor that now? Is there some kind of rule I missed?

[QUOTE=HighdefGE;39374782]Why does everybody censor that now? Is there some kind of rule I missed?[/QUOTE] "give her the d" is intentional, not censoring.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39374637]is it just me or isn't the whole "give her the d" thing getting kind of worn out?[/QUOTE] If they don't tell us how the story ends we are sure as hell going to find out

I still don't get why no one's said that alongside a Tenacious D song [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY[/media]

[QUOTE=psychojake;39373937]My friend decided to have a movie night, last night. She had invited 5 or 6 people to come over. Out of all the people invited, I was the only one who showed up. Was a tad awkward.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when I was 11 or 12 or so, my friend invited the whole class and everybody she knew to her birthday party, turns out I was the only one who showed up, it was the most awkward stuff ever, as I had a small crush on her, and I was very shy, doesn't help when her entire family is around me either, she had a brother with some kind of mental illness or something, but he was pretty nice and had an collection of old video game consoles, we just ended up playing atari and SNES for the resty of the party. [sp]6 years or so later I met her again in college...[/sp] [sp]And I gave her the D.[/sp]

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;39375328]Reminds me of when I was 11 or 12 or so, my friend invited the whole class and everybody she knew to her birthday party, turns out I was the only one who showed up, it was the most awkward stuff ever, as I had a small crush on her, and I was very shy, doesn't help when her entire family is around me either, she had a brother with some kind of mental illness or something, but he was pretty nice and had an collection of old video game consoles, we just ended up playing atari and SNES for the resty of the party. [sp]6 years or so later I met her again in college...[/sp] [sp]And I gave her the D.[/sp][/QUOTE] Did you giv- Aw COME ON!

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;39375328][sp]6 years or so later I met her again in college...[/sp] [sp]And I gave her the D.[/sp][/QUOTE] Good job buddy!

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39374201]not joking, but did u fuck her? come on u were the only ones there[/QUOTE] No, we chilled out and watched Jurassic Park. She has a boyfriend, though. [sp]It isn't me.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39375114]tbh i'v gotten really bored of the give her the d joke, if you're going to make it at least be creative about it[/QUOTE] dont make me give you the d

Did you present that wench the phallus?

[QUOTE=Diago21;39376625]dont make me give you the d[/QUOTE] Did you give him the D?

[QUOTE=psychojake;39373937]My friend decided to have a movie night, last night. She had invited 5 or 6 people to come over. Out of all the people invited, I was the only one who showed up. Was a tad awkward.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a time me and a few friends were supposed to go see Avatar when it came out. Ended up being only me and my crush. Surprisingly it went very well, not too awkward, but I was nervous as shit. I, unfortunately, did not give her the D.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39374637]is it just me or isn't the whole "give her the d" thing getting kind of worn out?[/QUOTE] I don't know, the people in this thread has some weird thoughts about jokes. Some jokes are instantly unfunny the moment everyone thinks its overused, other go on for weeks its really confusing.

[QUOTE=supersoldier58;39378469]I don't know, the people in this thread has some weird thoughts about jokes. Some jokes are instantly unfunny the moment everyone thinks its overused, other go on for weeks its really confusing.[/QUOTE] Really nothing wrong with the joke, but give it some time, like every post now either already have I did/didn't give her the d or all the posts after ask did you give her the d.