Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

me and my ex-girlfriend were hugging. Her new boyfriend caught us...

did you cut her cake with your knife?

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39380033]me and my ex-girlfriend were hugging. Her new boyfriend caught us...[/QUOTE] Did you give [I]him[/I] the D?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39380727]Did you give [I]him[/I] the D?[/QUOTE] You killed it

did u copulate

One of my students wrote her essay on how much she loved me and how she wanted me inside of her. It was terribly written, so I gave her a D.

Literally half of the posts here are about dicks. I don't get it, it's not even close to funny. [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Clovernoodle;39381246]One of my students wrote her essay on how much she loved me and how she wanted me inside of her. It was terribly written, so I gave her a D.[/QUOTE] This is the only good one so far

no one asked for ur opinion u buttplug [editline]27th January 2013[/editline] content: last week there was a basketball game and when I left my room to head to the game I ran into one of my hall mates by the elevator. asked him whats up, said he was gonna do homework, I said I was goin to the game. at this point i was in the elevator and the doors were closing and he said "hope you have fun at the game" and I quickly replied "you too" and at that moment, the elevator doors sealed shut.

Not sure if this is embarrassing, but it was at the very least fucking weird. So, we used to have this foreign exchange student living with us, from Thailand. He was here from about August 2011 to June 2012, an entire school year. Now, he was alright, but he had a few weird things he would do. When my parents were out, and only him and I were alone, he would start singing along reaallyy loudly and horribly out of tune to pop music. It was pretty excruciating, and I have no idea why he did it. One of my biggest regrets to this day is that I never thought to record it, though. Also he would cut his toenails in the living room and leave them on the floor (ew), until my mom found out and told him not to. This is particularly weird as feet are supposed to be quite taboo in Thailand.

[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;39382402]When my parents were out, and only him and I were alone, he would start singing along reaallyy loudly and horribly out of tune to pop music. It was pretty excruciating, and I have no idea why he did it. One of my biggest regrets to this day is that I never thought to record it, though. .[/QUOTE] Did you hit him with... [i]a [b]D[/b] note?[/i]

Once after school had ended I was in the parking lot looking for my dad's car. I wasn't paying attention to licence plates and got into some black kid's car. He gave me this " bitch wtf u doin" look before I backed out apologizing profusely :v:

I think I'm going to be in for quite a strange and awkward situation on Thursday. I'm planning on dropping out of the course I'm doing at college (because it turns out it's not what I thought it would be). I'm basically going to go up to the tutor and be all like "yo i'm dropping out because reasons." Sadly I am socially inadequate and it's going to be a lot easier said than done. Can't wait for that one to come about because knowing my luck half the class will walk in as I try and explain it.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39386588]So in the middle of class when I'm socializing with my group, a friend comes up and says as loud as he fucking can "Hey you have some stuff in your hair. Get a comb or something, it's dandruff." Silence. I wanted to point out the army of zits setting up camp on his face, but I resisted.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XeyHOjh.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=neogrotesque;39385279]Once after school had ended I was in the parking lot looking for my dad's car. I wasn't paying attention to licence plates and got into some black kid's car. He gave me this " bitch wtf u doin" look before I backed out apologizing profusely :v:[/QUOTE] That reminds me of when I was kid. I was in like 2nd grade, and I was sent to take the classroom's trash out. So I get the bag, go out, and dump it. As I'm coming back, I'm not really paying attention and I walk into one of the other 2nd grade classrooms, casually stroll in and sit down in an empty desk - we're given specific desks, and surprisingly the spot where mine was was empty. A few seconds later the teacher says something and I look up and realize where I am. It wasn't that embarrassing at the time, but looking back dear God.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;39386182]I think I'm going to be in for quite a strange and awkward situation on Thursday. I'm planning on dropping out of the course I'm doing at college (because it turns out it's not what I thought it would be). I'm basically going to go up to the tutor and be all like &amp;amp;quot;yo i'm dropping out because reasons.&amp;amp;quot; Sadly I am socially inadequate and it's going to be a lot easier said than done. Can't wait for that one to come about because knowing my luck half the class will walk in as I try and explain it.[/QUOTE] What you have to remember is that it's your life, dropping out doesn't affect the tutors life but staying on the course will negatively affect yours if your not liking the course. might as well post some content. I often have embarrassing situations on the bus but this time was the worst I've had. I was heading home on a fully packed bus by myself. we get on the road where my stop is (there are 2 on this short stretch of road, the furthest stop being closer to home). I ring the bell to get off at the first stop. As I'm getting up I hear it ring again. I get to the front and remember the 2nd stop. As we pull up to the first stop I don't want to get off yet, so I turn around to see the second person who rang the bell. No one was there waiting but everyone on the bus was looking at me waiting for me to get off. The bus was completely silent with every face peering at me, wondering why I'm not getting off. So I get off to end the shame. As the bus pulls away I could see everyone on both sides of the bus looking through the windows at me. I laugh it off now, but at the time I felt really embarrassed. I think I dragged that out too much but who doesn't like a good story.

It was around Halloween and I was 10, and I bought a huge orange M&M costume. We were having a costume day at my school and I was all dressed up and everything. When I noticed that NO ONE had dressed up, I realized in horror that I had the wrong day.

[QUOTE=Insulator;39387653]It was around Halloween and I was 10, and I bought a huge orange M&M costume. We were having a costume day at my school and I was all dressed up and everything. When I noticed that NO ONE had dressed up, I realized in horror that I had the wrong day.[/QUOTE] Ohhhhh god that is awful Did you have a change of clothes or anything?

I joined a Garry's Mod Deathmatch server once. It was full of people building like normal, calm people. Awkward as fuck.

I remember when I was a kid, we were learning about racial conflict in America, around about the 50's. When the teacher told us that firemen would (or once) spray black people with fire-hoses I found it to be the most hilarious shit. I was the only one to laugh in the class. That's how I learned fire-hoses can hurt people.

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;39388849]I remember when I was a kid, we were learning about racial conflict in America, around about the 50's. When the teacher told us that firemen would (or once) spray black people with fire-hoses I found it to be the most hilarious shit. I was the only one to laugh in the class. That's how I learned fire-hoses can hurt people.[/QUOTE] You got whipped with them?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39387992]Ohhhhh god that is awful Did you have a change of clothes or anything?[/QUOTE] Nope, I had to walk all the way to the admin office and call my mom to pick me up.

So there's like fucking torrential rain being dumped on me while I'm waiting for the bus, it's like fucking 20 minutes late, I'm fucking soaked, it finally decides to show up and the bus driver doesn't give a fuck, I get on, and this really hot black hipster chick is smiling at me as I walk to a seat, and guess fucking what, the fucking floor is soaked and I just fucking slip and land on my bony ass. She's sitting there laughing quietly while I drag my drenched ass up and slump onto the seat, and no I did not fuck her.

-snip- Biked down a staircase last week and started turning out of it before both of my wheels were on the level ground. Front wheel washed out and I awkwardly collapsed behind these two girls that had just walked by :v:. "Are you okay..?" *scrambling to pick my bike up as fast as I can* "YEAH GREAT CYA" *pedalpedalpedal*

Whenever i trip, the first thing i do is quickly look around to see if anyone saw me. If no one did, great! If someone did, i start thinking of good places to hide a body.

Guys can u say me what is the D :D? Im sitting here and laugh to me self cause i dont know what the D is lawl.

[QUOTE=Fridolin;39393286]Guys can u say me what is the D :D? Im sitting here and laugh to me self cause i dont know what the D is lawl.[/QUOTE] d = dick

[i]I applaud you with eager hands,[/i] [i]for your story filled me with glee.[/i] [i]But later on the question still stands.[/i] [i]The question regarding the D.[/i]

Back in 7th grade, I swore like a sailor. Still do, but I have a sense of when and where to do it now. Back then I spewed out swears Robin Williams on E. One particular day at lunch, I'm chatting with my friends and clucking in laughter from whatever stupidity we were doing and suddenly this girl walks over to our table and stands there for a moment waiting for me to finish telling a story or some shit. I stop and start to ask her "Hey, what..." and next thing I know I got slapped in the face really fucking hard. To this day, I don't know what I did or said. [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] It might have been a racial slur or a joke about suicide. Can't be sure. I didn't know how to keep it to myself back then.

[QUOTE=TheGoodDoctorF;39393925]Back in 7th grade, I swore like a sailor. Still do, but I have a sense of when and where to do it now. Back then I spewed out swears Robin Williams on E. One particular day at lunch, I'm chatting with my friends and clucking in laughter from whatever stupidity we were doing and suddenly this girl walks over to our table and stands there for a moment waiting for me to finish telling a story or some shit. I stop and start to ask her "Hey, what..." and next thing I know I got slapped in the face really fucking hard. To this day, I don't know what I did or said. [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] It might have been a racial slur or a joke about suicide. Can't be sure. I didn't know how to keep it to myself back then.[/QUOTE] Fuckin' suicidal chigger gook hoe.

When you're in public and almost slip on ice. Awkward isn't the word.