Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Fridolin;39393286]Guys can u say me what is the D :D? Im sitting here and laugh to me self cause i dont know what the D is lawl.[/QUOTE] The D is doo-doo. In any situation that involves a girl or other people in general, one is to complete the encounter by flinging your scat at them.

[QUOTE=Fridolin;39393286]Guys can u say me what is the D :D? Im sitting here and laugh to me self cause i dont know what the D is lawl.[/QUOTE] Domino's Their pizza is fucking delicious and giving any to a girl is guaranteed pussy

The D means detonation. All of these stories are so embarrassing, the people have to blow the girls who were in them.

I think I witnessed the early stages of an embarrassing situation today. I was heading towards the washroom when I noticed the guy walking in front of me had a tail of toilet paper coming out of his pants that practically reached his knees. I probably should have told him.

[QUOTE=neogrotesque;39395921]I think I witnessed the early stages of an embarrassing situation today. I was heading towards the washroom when I noticed the guy walking in front of me had a tail of toilet paper coming out of his pants that practically reached his knees. I probably should have told him.[/QUOTE] You know, not telling him really just makes you a dick

[QUOTE=neogrotesque;39395921]I think I witnessed the early stages of an embarrassing situation today. I was heading towards the washroom when I noticed the guy walking in front of me had a tail of toilet paper coming out of his pants that practically reached his knees. I probably should have told him.[/QUOTE] How the hell do people not notice that?

Was playing in a JV soccer game in high school. It was a really close game so I was playing extra hard. Near the end of regulation time a player on the other team has the ball and was making a break for goal. I'm sprinting as fast as I can (which is very fast) and as I get right up behind him his foot comes up behind him (because he's running) and hits the bottom of my extended foot. My leg was out-stretched at that it exact moment meaning my foot was limp and the force of his heel hitting the bottom of my cleat drove my cleat and the heal of my foot into my balls and I tripped. To be honest it was hilarious and everyone seemed more impressed at the fact that I was able to kick myself in the balls. It also caused him to loose control of the ball so I got the job done.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39396021]You know, not telling him really just makes you a dick[/QUOTE] You never know though, telling someone can make it awkward for the person telling, you avoid such a situation by not interfering. Or it could have happened in a more evil way, which is not telling that person to just see what happens from it.

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;39394658]Domino's Their pizza is fucking delicious and giving any to a girl is guaranteed pussy[/QUOTE] Around here, they don't know how to put sauce on their pizza. The cheese and toppings part is okay, but without the pizza sauce it honestly tastes like crap.

This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend. Let's call him Sam (because that's his name, and before you pipe up with some smart comment, it is true my name is Sam, but this guy's name is also Sam. Sam is a common name). So what happened, Sam was with one of his friends and they were playing with deodorant and lighters. Setting things on fire and stuff. Then Sam gets an excellent idea, he grabs a balloon, fills it with as much deodorant as he can, ties it up and tries to light it. It doesn't work. For some reason, he puts the balloon closer to his face and keeps trying to light it. It eventually lights and explodes all over his face. Apparently, his friend just stood there laughing his ass off as he was writhing in pain over his newly cooked face. I found this out the next school day when I noticed the burn scars on Sam's face. The scars are gone, but I will probably never let him forget his monumentally dumb decision, especially since otherwise he's actually really intelligent.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39400142]This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend. Let's call him Sam (because that's his name).[/QUOTE] Sure thing :v:

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39400142]This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend. Let's call him Sam (because that's his name). So what happened, Sam was with one of his friends and they were playing with deodorant and lighters. Setting things on fire and stuff. Then Sam gets an excellent idea, he grabs a balloon, fills it with as much deodorant as he can, ties it up and tries to light it. It doesn't work. For some reason, he puts the balloon closer to his face and keeps trying to light it. It eventually lights and explodes all over his face. Apparently, his friend just stood there laughing his ass off as he was writhing in pain over his newly cooked face. I found this out the next school day when I noticed the burn scars on Sam's face. The scars are gone, but I will probably never let him forget his monumentally dumb decision, especially since otherwise he's actually really intelligent.[/QUOTE] you have your real name on your steam profile, sam [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Samiam22;39400142]he's actually really intelligent.[/QUOTE] i do not think so

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39400142]This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend. Let's call him Sam (because that's his name). So what happened, Sam was with one of his friends and they were playing with deodorant and lighters. Setting things on fire and stuff. Then Sam gets an excellent idea, he grabs a balloon, fills it with as much deodorant as he can, ties it up and tries to light it. It doesn't work. For some reason, he puts the balloon closer to his face and keeps trying to light it. It eventually lights and explodes all over his face. Apparently, his friend just stood there laughing his ass off as he was writhing in pain over his newly cooked face. I found this out the next school day when I noticed the burn scars on Sam's face. The scars are gone, but I will probably never let him forget his monumentally dumb decision, especially since otherwise he's actually really intelligent.[/QUOTE] your name is [b]Sam[/b]iam22 sup sam

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39401485]your name is [b]Sam[/b]iam22 sup sam[/QUOTE] Sam.I.Am even!

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39392870]So there's like fucking torrential rain being dumped on me while I'm waiting for the bus, it's like fucking 20 minutes late, I'm fucking soaked, it finally decides to show up and the bus driver doesn't give a fuck, I get on, and this really hot black hipster chick is smiling at me as I walk to a seat, and guess fucking what, the fucking floor is soaked and I just fucking slip and land on my bony ass. She's sitting there laughing quietly while I drag my drenched ass up and slump onto the seat, and no I did not fuck her.[/QUOTE] You should've sat next to her and joke about it, turn the situation around.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39401962]You should've sat next to her and joke about it, turn the situation around.[/QUOTE] Should've said "Yeah. that just happened". Or play it off somehow. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] Not really embarrassing but stupid.This one time, me and my friends, being the stupid idiots we are, were driving around town just having fun anywhere and everywhere. We decided to start yelling out the windows at people on the sidewalk, and eventually we got hungry. We decided to go raise hell at chilis and in the parking lot, me and my friends yelled "YYYYEEEEAAAAHHH" at one of the people getting into their cars. It ended up being my friends hot friend. I later saw on her facebook "Shoutout to daniel and his crazy retarded friends"

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39401962]You should've sat next to her and joke about it, turn the situation around.[/QUOTE] Plot twist: I'm actually not socially retarded and did that

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39403790]Plot twist: I'm actually not socially retarded and did that[/QUOTE] Aight, then why didnt you fuck her? Did you atleast get her number?

Not so much embarrassing as awkward, ended up waking up with a goth chick, in a (empty) bathtub of all places, she was cute so it wasn't as bad as it could have been, but man, waking up in a bathtub with someone, being all bleary and just woken upped, plus a hangover, plus the surrealism of waking up in a bathroom (and with no memory of going to sleep there, and neither had she) I was like "What the fuck am i doing here?" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Why am i at the fucking tap end!" and to answer the inevitable question, I may have given her the d, but neither of us can remember it if it did happen, but given e mysteriously ended up in a bathtub while we were alseep (different people saw us both alseep in different parts of the house earlier), it's possible.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39403844]Aight, then why didnt you fuck her? Did you atleast get her number?[/QUOTE] This guy ^^^^^^^^

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39403844]Aight, then why didnt you fuck her? Did you atleast get her number?[/QUOTE] No, I didn't talk to her, it was a plot twist, hahaha

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39404400]No, I didn't talk to her, it was a plot twist, hahaha[/QUOTE] You should have.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39404416]You should have.[/QUOTE] Thank you captain hindsight

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;39403988]Not so much embarrassing as awkward, ended up waking up with a goth chick, in a (empty) bathtub of all places, she was cute so it wasn't as bad as it could have been, but man, waking up in a bathtub with someone, being all bleary and just woken upped, plus a hangover, plus the surrealism of waking up in a bathroom (and with no memory of going to sleep there, and neither had she) I was like "What the fuck am i doing here?" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Why am i at the fucking tap end!" and to answer the inevitable question, I may have given her the d, but neither of us can remember it if it did happen, but given e mysteriously ended up in a bathtub while we were alseep (different people saw us both alseep in different parts of the house earlier), it's possible.[/QUOTE] Should of given her the D again just to be sure.

Once was at my girlfriends house and she thought it was a smart idea to light a bottle of nail polish remover on fire. Welp she was wrong caught her room on fire DVD player, bed, carpet, shoes her self and i the list goes on. We eventually put it out with buckets of water and had to explain what had happend to her mom because the entire carpet was singed.

[QUOTE=xEPICxACIDx;39406022]Once was at my girlfriends house and she thought it was a smart idea to light a bottle of nail polish remover on fire. Welp she was wrong caught her room on fire DVD player, bed, carpet, shoes [B]her self[/B] and i the list goes on. We eventually put it out with buckets of water and had to explain what had happend to her mom because the entire carpet was singed.[/QUOTE] I guess she was [i]flaming[/i] hot. Later she was probably [i]smoking[/i].

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I remembered another story from my uncle. He's a PhD in computer sciences so he's teaching some trainees and gives them a computer that wouldn't start when the button was pressed. So they open up the case, check the wiring and the components and everything seems okay. Some people "detect" errors though and insist on saying the computer is busted despite my uncle telling them it's not. After some time, they give up and my uncle fixes the PC in 2 seconds. By putting the plug all the way in the socket.

Holy shit guys. It is true my name is Sam, but his name is also Sam. This actually gets really confusing (and annoying when people do it on purpose) when they call out "Hey Sam!" and we both turn around.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39407758]Holy shit guys. It is true my name is Sam, but his name is also Sam. This actually gets really confusing (and annoying when people do it on purpose) when they call out "Hey Sam!" and we both turn around.[/QUOTE] Is he tulpa