Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;39407847]Is he tulpa[/QUOTE] Yes he is. Completely imaginary. The burn scars was imaginary. As was the whole scenario. The entirety of the story is completely imaginary. In reality, I have no friends. In fact, I am imaginary. Alternatively, there could possibly be a possible possibility that I have a friend that shares the same name as I do. If I made a tulpa, naming it after myself would seem redundant.

I don't know why, but whenever I talk to girls, I talk in a really polite and rather 'sweet' voice as opposed to talking to them like my friends. I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad thing. I always feel really embarrassed because I just naturally speak to them in a softer tone. It isn't me being shy either. I can carry on a full conversation, but it is always much lower key.

[QUOTE=stupidass;39407977]I don't know why, but whenever I talk to girls, I talk in a really polite and rather 'sweet' voice as opposed to talking to them like my friends. I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad thing. I always feel really embarrassed because I just naturally speak to them in a softer tone. It isn't me being shy either. I can carry on a full conversation, but it is always much lower key.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure a lot of people do that.

Was smoking with some friends, standing around chatting. Some of us were sitting, and a few people and I were standing. I looked down at one of my friends and saw a bunch of ash on his nice jacket. I figured that I had ashed my cigarette on him or some fell off a joint, and said something along the lines of "oh shit theres ash on you" and wiped it off, and he off-handedly says "uh, yeahh". It then occurred to me that it was dandruff, because it was on the neck and both shoulders of his jacket. It wasn't really embarrassing for me, actually it was probably fairly embarrassing for him because he has psoriasis, and I didn't know if should apologize or just act like I didn't realize what I had. I did the latter.

I have a few nicknames but the worst ones are the ones used to compare, a lot of people used to call me Wu tang, Tyler, or Nipsey.

That smoking story reminds me, When I was living in Germany, me and a bunch of friends were standing around outside his house on this concrete area that they were building this new small building on. It was my best-friends birthday so we all decided to roll a few courgettes. As we are standing there, the currently lit one gets passed to me and i take a drag, midway through it my friends mom walks out (mind you we are all 16 or 17 at this time) who doesn't know any of us smoked. I freaked the fuck out and pulled it out of my mouth and put it behind my back, by some terrible chance, the lit end connected with the soft skin on my ass, and not only burned me, but burned a hole through my boxers and left one hell of a burn. But best of all I didnt scream while she was there, I held the pain in, and when she left I unleashed the most blood curdling painful scream as all 8 or 9 of my friends were around dying laughing. The best of times.

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39404898]Thank you captain hindsight[/QUOTE] Anyday citizen in need! *flies away*

I got home from school today and it turns out we had a leak overnight from the rain. My mom was at work so I didn't think anyone was home, and I accidentally stood in the disgusting water on my way in, so I'm like "What the [B]FUCK?[/B]" My mom's friend then popped her head round the corner and was like "Oh-.. Hi."

[QUOTE=d_cover;39394304]When you're in public and almost slip on ice. Awkward isn't the word.[/QUOTE] One time when it was raining my junior year, my school had these huge granite chunks built into the cement on some of the outside units. They're incredibly slippery when they get wet, and one time while I was striding across campus confidently on my way to make a move on a girl I was crushing on at the time, I stepped one foot onto the granite with my Vans and instantly that foot went 90 degrees towards the sky and I landed flat on my ass. Not only did it hurt like a bitch dropping 2 and a half feet onto granite, but this was in the middle of a break so everyone was standing around. The applause I garnered was nothing short of tumultuous.

Did she receive a phallic applause later that day?

When I was in high school I had a really perverted friend who'd constantly drag me around with him - like that one day we were spying on the Girl's gym class doing gymnastics out on track. Anyways, during English class one day me and him were working on some project about a novel we were reading -- Totally forgot the name of it, I know it was about some guy and girl being stranded in a car out in the middle of no where -- but anyways, we were listening to music on his IPod. Then suddenly I hear moaning coming from the earphone I was using. I check the Ipod, title of the song was "HOT SHEMALE BONDAGE AUDIO".. So I asked him, "What is this about?". Next moment I realize he's completely zoned out totally forgetting what we're doing, so I yell into his right ear and he snaps back screaming "HUUUUH!?" while the IPod falls on the floor and the headphones become unplugged. Since the Ipod was a touch with a speaker on it, the moaning echoed through the entire room. The most embarrassing thing was since we were sitting by each-other all the girls were looking straight at us with a look on their face like they were going to furiously attack the both of us(Thought it'd be my last day of life). Though I could admit to liking being killed by a ton of girls wearing tight pants and revealing clothing, it's not something I'd want others to see. :quagmire: In the end, I was the one who got in trouble because the IPod fell from my desk. To this day when I think of that moment I still feel embarrassed, but to me it's funny enough I can't stop laughing either.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39417185]Did she receive a phallic applause later that day?[/QUOTE] :O Does this mean what I think it might?

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39417185]Did she receive a phallic applause later that day?[/QUOTE] Hardy-har. I wish. God, I was 14 years old back then.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39419064]oh you sweet and innocent soul wait until you see the masturbation thread[/QUOTE] I think I better keep my distance!

When I was back in high school someone's cell phone started ringing and it was around my desk. At the time I didn't have a cell phone, and my teacher came up to my desk and said "Give me your cell phone." I said "I don't have one." She didn't believe me and kept telling me to give her a cell phone I didn't have. For like 5 minutes this kept going on, and she eventually gave up.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;39419155]When I was back in high school someone's cell phone started ringing and it was around my desk. At the time I didn't have a cell phone, and my teacher came up to my desk and said "Give me your cell phone." I said "I don't have one." She didn't believe me and kept telling me to give her a cell phone I didn't have. For like 5 minutes this kept going on, and she eventually gave up.[/QUOTE] Did you apply your copulatory organ to help rectify the situation?

[QUOTE=haloguy234;39419155]When I was back in high school someone's cell phone started ringing and it was around my desk. At the time I didn't have a cell phone, and my teacher came up to my desk and said "Give me your cell phone." I said "I don't have one." She didn't believe me and kept telling me to give her a cell phone I didn't have. For like 5 minutes this kept going on, and she eventually gave up.[/QUOTE] Persistence. He has it. Respect.

At my school I would've just got written up and sent to the office

It's embarrassing when classmates do those 'who fits with who' relationship games in class and then shout that you fit with X. I got matched with 3 girls though so that isn't too bad :v:

did you fuck them

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39426008]did you fuck them[/QUOTE] Afraid not, I should've though.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39426014]Afraid not, I should've though.[/QUOTE] Shoula, woulda, coulda.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39419064]oh you sweet and innocent soul wait until you see the masturbation thread[/QUOTE] ;~} [QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39419108]I think I better keep my distance![/QUOTE] ;~{

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;39427845];~} ;~{[/QUOTE] Dude what's wrong with your nose. Did you get punched or something?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39425756]It's embarrassing when classmates do those 'who fits with who' relationship games in class and then shout that you fit with X. I got matched with 3 girls though so that isn't too bad :v:[/QUOTE] yea i remember elementary too

Well, we were discussing teachers at the end of our seventh grade year- who was awesome, who we wish would get fired, and the best moments of each class, that type of stuff. Suddenly, I have the Freudian slip of a lifetime, and say, "I would totally fuck Mr. Kenny." Everyone just stared at me. But then, three other girls agreed with me.

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39427935]Dude what's wrong with your nose. Did you get punched or something?[/QUOTE] People insulting my nose Ah, its like the past 17 years all over again

[QUOTE=Metherat;39430241]Well, we were discussing teachers at the end of our seventh grade year- who was awesome, who we wish would get fired, and the best moments of each class, that type of stuff. Suddenly, I have the Freudian slip of a lifetime, and say, "I would totally fuck Mr. Kenny." Everyone just stared at me. But then, three other girls agreed with me.[/QUOTE] Let's be honest, everyone had that one teacher they would slip the bone.

[QUOTE=cheetahben;39431718]Let's be honest, everyone had that one teacher they would slip the bone.[/QUOTE] But rat is a she so what would be the term...

So today, I was walking down the most crowded staircase in my school. There's a lot of shoving and pushing to get through, and me being the tallest guy most of the time everyone seems to stop in front of me before they try to walk around. Anyway, I was walking down the staircase and once again some girl stopped momentarily in front of me, but this time a big burly black guy plowed me in the back side, thus pushing me towards the girl. Before he pushed me, I was waving to a friend passing by, so when I was pushed I accidentally hit the girl's eye with my palm. She yelled and the black dude said "Shit mayng why you do that?" and I said "Because you shoved me, dickhead." Wrong move. The guy grabbed me and got in my face, and he sharply said "What the fuck did you say, bitch?" By the way, this was happening right in the middle of the traffic, and luckily we were both shoved oppositely and I managed to escape. Not really embarrassing but it was rather scary. I may be 6'3" but I'm really only of an average build. I would have gotten my sweet white ass handed to me.