Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Boaraes;39432921]So today, I was walking down the most crowded staircase in my school. There's a lot of shoving and pushing to get through, and me being the tallest guy most of the time everyone seems to stop in front of me before they try to walk around. Anyway, I was walking down the staircase and once again some girl stopped momentarily in front of me, but this time a big burly black guy plowed me in the back side, thus pushing me towards the girl. Before he pushed me, I was waving to a friend passing by, so when I was pushed I accidentally hit the girl's eye with my palm. She yelled and the black dude said "Shit mayng why you do that?" and I said "Because you shoved me, dickhead." Wrong move. The guy grabbed me and got in my face, and he sharply said "What the fuck did you say, bitch?" By the way, this was happening right in the middle of the traffic, and luckily we were both shoved oppositely and I managed to escape. Not really embarrassing but it was rather scary. I may be 6'3" but I'm really only of an average build. I would have gotten my sweet white ass handed to me.[/QUOTE] I feel you, being tall and weak ain't an easy thing. People are intimidated by you, but at the same time they know they shouldn't be, so a lot of weird testosterone-driven emotion is dealt on ya.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39432962]I feel you, being tall and weak ain't an easy thing. People are intimidated by you, but at the same time they know they shouldn't be, so a lot of weird testosterone-driven emotion is dealt on ya.[/QUOTE] I just try to be overly nice so that people don't have issues with me. When confronted, I usually get nervous and back down.

[QUOTE=joshjet;39432969]I just try to be overly nice so that people don't have issues with me. When confronted, I usually get nervous and back down.[/QUOTE] I avoid confrontation altogether. If I bring up something that someone disagrees with, I'll be all "oh yeah you're right" and stop. I don't like arguing, I want everyone to be happy.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39433092]I avoid confrontation altogether. If I bring up something that someone disagrees with, I'll be all "oh yeah you're right" and stop. I don't like arguing, I want everyone to be happy.[/QUOTE] I'm much the same way. Unless it's something that I really, really, care about.

I've gotten to the point where I'm sick of taking other people's shit and I won't back down from a fight, but I never make the first move. I guess I just stand my ground.

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39430078]yea i remember elementary too[/QUOTE] yeah this was the 3rd year of highschool.

In my networking class I would always ask my teacher to show the class any funny videos I found in the videos and flash movies section here. The most notable examples being Don't Copy That Floppy 1/2, Wendy's "Grill Skills", and Gospel Groove Workout. Later in the year my teacher said, "Haloguy, why do all of the videos you watch have a black guy doing some kind of a funny dance?" I gave him the biggest poker face of my life.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;39434707]In my networking class I would always ask my teacher to show the class any funny videos I found in the videos and flash movies section here. The most notable examples being Don't Copy That Floppy 1/2, Wendy's "Grill Skills", and Gospel Groove Workout. Later in the year my teacher said, "Haloguy, why do all of the videos you watch have a black guy doing some kind of a funny dance?" I gave him the biggest poker face of my life.[/QUOTE] At least you played it off

[QUOTE=fredstin22;39433852]Did you have to put it that way?[/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;39433852]Did you have to put it that way?[/QUOTE] Wouldn't have been as thought provoking if he said "rather large man of african descent"

Interesting story, meet girl after not sleeping all night after a rave in my first period marine science class, somehow break the ice icredibly? she now acknowledges my existence in clase like never before, stares at me whenever I walked into class. and came over to my desk whenever she could! wrote me notes in class (one with writing saying she wanted me for some reason she didnt understand) continual flirting. might I also note she had an ass of a goddess; invite her to a party that in the same neighborhood as hers. she brings her friend who appeared to be one of those girls who cant control her drinking, obviously later in the night she knocks over a $300 vase (im never buying vases so they dont fucking break) the girl im trying to get with is really into me, awkward moment comes when shes making out with me on the floor in the living room where dance lights are.. surrounded by my group of closest friends. good/bad. Coax her into my friends room where he allowed me, my pregnancy stick comes into fruition, and just as she wants to take it much further my best friend walks in the door and has one of those split second "I fucked up" looks on his face. I guess this action caused her clitoris to invert and she left the party in haste. then I later found out she was using me as a rebound to get back at her ex :v and when I found out my pink floyd headphones broke apart in my hands at the exact same time... that's life!

In short: D deployed but didn't go in.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39432962]I feel you, being tall and weak ain't an easy thing. People are intimidated by you, but at the same time they know they shouldn't be, so a lot of weird testosterone-driven emotion is dealt on ya.[/QUOTE] My friend is 6ft 6. He's damn tall, and he has strength to back it up. He doesn't look muscly or anything, but him and his huge fucking boots can bring pain if needs be. Kicked me in the back of my leg once, swelled up like fuck.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39432962]I feel you, being tall and weak ain't an easy thing. People are intimidated by you, but at the same time they know they shouldn't be, so a lot of weird testosterone-driven emotion is dealt on ya.[/QUOTE] I'm 6'6 and not so very average build. But i have a vary dark/low voice so whenever i got in a confrontation I would just scream/yell insults in their face. Works sometimes, not so good other times

That akward moment when you cruise through a stop sign, only to realize there was a cop waiting to go through the other way... Thank god she just shook her head and kept driving.

My dad changes channel, he stops at a porn channel for a second. Ok, kinda embarass- OH GOD YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU CUNT I have a feeling he just wants to be an ass.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;39442859]My dad changes channel, he stops at a porn channel for a second. Ok, kinda embarass- OH GOD YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU CUNT I have a feeling he just wants to be an ass.[/QUOTE] Damn, this reminds me of the time when I was flicking through the channels and the remote gets to that time when it decides to act up and work when it wants to. So as I try to reach BBC Three the remote decides to stop working and lands on Adult X. With everyone in the room.

This isn't THAT embarrassing, but for some it can be. I have a nasty ear infection, and it hurt so bad that I had to leave work and hit up the local insta-care clinic. Anyways the doctor says my eardrum is huge and is like a giant pimple ready to burst in minutes. He wrote me up a Rx so I immediately (in immense pain) went to Walgreens. While I'm waiting for the pharmacist to give me my pills, sure enough, my eardrum burst. If you've ever had an ear infection as an adult, you can confirm; it's the best feeling next to taking a huge shit. As I stood there in blissful relief, the pharmacist came back and froze mid sentence and just stared at my ear. Then he said "woah man, do you realize that your ear is bleeding right now?" with this look of horror on his face. I then was walking around the store with blood running down my cheek and neck while people were looking at me quite funny.

the thought of my eardrum bursting is making me cringe

[QUOTE=dill6869;39445315]the thought of my eardrum bursting is making me cringe[/QUOTE] After excruciating pain it's an amazing feeling. Of course, now I'm about 75% deaf in my left ear, but it should heal quickly.

[QUOTE=Insulator;39445345]After excruciating pain it's an amazing feeling. Of course, now I'm about 75% deaf in my left ear, but it should heal quickly.[/QUOTE] Yeah ear infections in my opinion is the worst thing you can be ill with. Still a pain in the ass after you recover since if your ear drum bursts it will heal with air behind the ear drum. It takes a few days to get rid of it. Apparently chewing gum helps get the air out.

[QUOTE=d_cover;39445410]Yeah ear infections in my opinion is the worst thing you can be ill with. Still a pain in the ass after you recover since if your ear drum bursts it will heal with air behind the ear drum. It takes a few days to get rid of it. Apparently chewing gum helps get the air out.[/QUOTE] Yeah it's a pain, not to mention I can't afford rent now because of this shit. Anyway, enough off-topic discussion :P I'm just happy that the pain is gone

That awkward moment when you finish masturbating and a friend comes over to visit and asks what you're doing. "Uhm... Reading! I was reading on the internet about... North Korean history... yes, very interesting subject." Hoping the subject was boring enough for him to not ask about it.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39445490]i just say masturbating unless it's a girl friend then i say fondle myself[/QUOTE] I'm not quite sure if that's entirely appropriate social conduct.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;39445597]it was a joke[/QUOTE] I forgot to acknowledge it as a joke, even though I thought I was contributing to the level of humor.

none of my friends care because they all masturbate too. i usually use funny-sounding euphemisms like "spanking the monkey" or something, though.

never been caught, or suspected. Im paranoid as shit when it comes to masturbating.

Most of my friends talk about it without giving a fuck, even some of my girl friends.

A girl friend of mine offered to teach me how to fap :v:

I hope you said yes, you dog you.