Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=RobyYe;39447011]I hope you said yes, you dog you.[/QUOTE] What do you think yourself? Although it was over facebook, so she didn't lend a hand.

Didn't happen to me, but a classmate of mine ordered some french fries and talked about himself in third person. :v:

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39447896]Me and my girlfriend thought it'd be cool to use lube. Tan accelerator is not a good lube, lesson learned. My genitals burned for 2 days.[/QUOTE] Use toothpaste next time.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39447978]It was soft and reminded me of lotion. And by horny teen-aged boy logic, GOOD LUBE![/QUOTE] Soap is good lube if you ever try giving it up the butt. legit. no not really, and whoever you're giving it to will hate men for the rest of their life.

[QUOTE=ramirez!;39448165]Soap is good lube if you ever try giving it up the butt.[/QUOTE] That might work for a while, but depending on the soap you use, you're gonna dry out your skin and it'll hurt like hell.

I think all of us have experimented with stuff in the bathroom at least once in our lives.

It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] Well you're a dick.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] oh MAN you sure showed him!!!

I remember when I was in elementary, I thought leap running like an astronaut was faster than traditional running. One day in PE we run a timed distance and when a bunch of 7th graders see me doing my majestic leaps, I kid you not, they we're rolling on the floor not being able breathe from the laughter. I sure was an embarrasment in elementary.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] I hope you realise that the most likely reason he's bothering you is because he gets bothered by others about his nationality. If you just be the bigger person and ignore him, he'd probably leave you alone. It's stupid, immature kids like you (and, to some extent, him) that make school such hell for some people.

[QUOTE=Chris220;39449643]I hope you realise that the most likely reason he's bothering you is because he gets bothered by others about his nationality. If you just be the bigger person and ignore him, he'd probably leave you alone. It's stupid, immature kids like you (and, to some extent, him) that make school such hell for some people.[/QUOTE] Actually he doesn't get bothered for his nationality by other kids. Be the bigger person? He'd leave me alone? That didn't happen, so I responded. I make school hell for people? Where do people care about how often I get picked on? I prefer not to just go over and beat the shit out of him like most people would.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39449919]Actually he doesn't get bothered for his nationality by other kids. Be the bigger person? He'd leave me alone? That didn't happen, so I responded. I make school hell for people? Where do people care about how often I get picked on? I prefer not to just go over and beat the shit out of him like most people would.[/QUOTE] By 'leave you alone' I meant on a much larger timescale than just a few days. If you just ignore his stupid taunts, he'll eventually get bored and move on to somebody else. I don't really see why you feel the need to respond to him anyway, it's not like being called a faggot or poor is the height of all insults, it's just childish. If you're insecure about your sexuality or wealth in any way then I can understand feeling insulted by such things, but otherwise there's really no reason to be.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] oh man you're such a badass i cant even comprehend how much im jealous of your badassery!!!! not really you're a douche

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] Racism, cool

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] His friends BURST out laughing? Really? At that?

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39448864]It wasn't embarrassing for me, but I thought this would be the best place to post. Anyways, I was in school yesterday and I've always been bothered by this chubby mexican-looking kid. He is always calling me stuff like faggot or poor. I was walking up the stairs and he was in front of me with his friend and they were walking really slow on purpose. I said, "You're going pretty slow for someone who hopped the border." He responded with, "Yeah, well it looks like you have snakes in your hair, faggot." (I have curly hair.) I replied with, "I think you're just mad because you got bit by a snake running through the desert." Later during the day I was eating lunch, and him and his friends are in line to get their lunches. He turns to me and says, "Haha, look at that fat faggot eating his lunch." His friends were kinda confused but just mostly ignored it. About 20 minutes later I went up and bought a burrito, walked over to the kid's table, set it in front of him, and said "Here, have your native dish." All of his friends bursted into laughter and he quietly sat there shocked.[/QUOTE] Everyone knows racism is the best way to respond to insults.

Another thing. I find it funny that you all jumped on the moral high-ground bandwagon as soon as you spotted racism. Embarrassing situation (His friends laughing) > Moral argument and namecalling that you all resorted to.

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39451947]Another thing. I find it funny that you all jumped on the moral high-ground bandwagon as soon as you spotted racism. Embarrassing situation (His friends laughing) > Moral argument and namecalling that you all resorted to.[/QUOTE] You were racist to him. You're no better than us calling you names.

Pretty sure they're only reacting to it since you actually started that saying he hopped the border, nor was it embarrassing.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39452334]Pretty sure they're only reacting to it since you actually started that saying he hopped the border, nor was it embarrassing.[/QUOTE] He has been bothering me for much longer. I simply started responding. It was embarrassing that his friends laughed at it, is it not? [editline]2nd February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39452305]You were racist to him. You're no better than us calling you names.[/QUOTE] And you calling me names makes you feel better? You tell me I shouldn't have said something racist yet you call me names when I do. Supposedly, you're stooping to "my level"

Sorry to be off-topic, but holy shit what happened to General Discussion. Did we just get a massive influx of spambots?

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39452400]He has been bothering me for much longer. I simply started responding. It was embarrassing that his friends laughed at it, is it not? [editline]2nd February 2013[/editline] And you calling me names makes you feel better? You tell me I shouldn't have said something racist yet you call me names when I do. Supposedly, you're stooping to "my level"[/QUOTE] Sounds like he was asking for it imo

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39452400] And you calling me names makes you feel better? You tell me I shouldn't have said something racist yet you call me names when I do. Supposedly, you're stooping to "my level"[/QUOTE] You can't be racist and expect not to get shit for it, no matter how much he was asking for it. I think that's the solid point here.

Holy God. He was a douche for being racist. We've established that. Now you guys are being douches for dragging this shit out. Everybody shut up and post stories. Or just shut up.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39452628]Holy God. He was a douche for being racist. We've established that. Now you guys are being douches for dragging this shit out. Everybody shut up and post stories. Or just shut up.[/QUOTE] I don't know, lets go over it one more time, just to be sure

There was this one time in elementary school where I was playing dodgeball but wasn't paying much attention. For a brief painful moment, my head got sandwiched between a brick wall and a Mach 6 dodgeball. I don't know how many people saw it, but I heard laughter.

[QUOTE=Chris220;39449990]By 'leave you alone' I meant on a much larger timescale than just a few days. If you just ignore his stupid taunts, he'll eventually get bored and move on to somebody else. [/QUOTE] Doesn't always work like that. All through school i pretty much never spoke to anyone because of this very advice. People were still horrible. Hated school. I teach now. What a strange place the world is.

no bodies right if every bodies wrong

[QUOTE=Insulator;39445138]eardrum story[/QUOTE] The most excruciating pain I've had to endure was about 2 years ago. One day I noticed that there was a terrible, shooting pain originating right on the very top of my asscrack. It right on my tailbone. So after awhile I was like "holy shit why does it feel like someone is shiving me in my ass what the hell is this" so I got up and went to the bathroom and tried to get a look at it from the mirror. I couldn't see much but at the very top of my asscrack was a big red spot that looked highly infected and inflamed. I couldn't sit at all without feeling like I just sat down on a mother fucking trident. I had to miss a couple of days of school because it was that painful. When I got to the doctor, the entire thing had mysteriously drained. My best guess is it was the early stages of a pilonidal cyst. Fortunately my immune system kicked its ass before surgery was necessary. What made this experience worse was when I was at the doctor getting it checked out. The nurse was all "what's the problem sir?" and I said "I have a pain in my ass." And then my doctor strolled in, and he's literally Mr. Universe (He won the competition several times). He started checking out my ass cheeks. It was kinda weird. [editline]2nd February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Chris220;39449990]By 'leave you alone' I meant on a much larger timescale than just a few days. If you just ignore his stupid taunts, he'll eventually get bored and move on to somebody else. I don't really see why you feel the need to respond to him anyway, it's not like being called a faggot or poor is the height of all insults, it's just childish. If you're insecure about your sexuality or wealth in any way then I can understand feeling insulted by such things, but otherwise there's really no reason to be.[/QUOTE] i don't know man in the 7th grade this kid kept telling me to beat his meat and he kept slapping my face so i turned to him and called him a faggot and he left me alone forever