Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Chris220;39449990]By 'leave you alone' I meant on a much larger timescale than just a few days. If you just ignore his stupid taunts, he'll eventually get bored and move on to somebody else. I don't really see why you feel the need to respond to him anyway, it's not like being called a faggot or poor is the height of all insults, it's just childish. If you're insecure about your sexuality or wealth in any way then I can understand feeling insulted by such things, but otherwise there's really no reason to be.[/QUOTE] If he moved on to someone else then that person would have to deal with it, the best move is to make the problem stop the best you can so no one else has to put up with it. If what he did made the issue stop, I don't see the problem since some times you do have to fight fire with fire whether you like it or not.

[QUOTE=Kenneth;39454750]Doesn't always work like that. All through school i pretty much never spoke to anyone because of this very advice. People were still horrible. Hated school. I teach now. What a strange place the world is.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=supersoldier58;39456467]If he moved on to someone else then that person would have to deal with it, the best move is to make the problem stop the best you can so no one else has to put up with it. If what he did made the issue stop, I don't see the problem since some times you do have to fight fire with fire whether you like it or not.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I get that. School was pretty goddamn terrible at times for me as well, thanks to bullies. The best I could do was ignore their taunts and get on with life. I still had plenty of friends, though, so it wasn't all that bad. Either way, him responding in such a despicable way isn't going to help anything.

You know who else responded with racism? [b]HITLER.[/b]

That reminds me, this one time when I was a chubby little seventh grader (before I got taller and balanced out), some Asian guy who was a year older than me started picking on me, calling me "Joe Shmo" and whatever. I, for some reason, was taking it pretty hard (I wasn't very mature, being in 7th grade). I guess it came up during dinner with my family one day, and afterward my dad was giving me tips on how to respond in the mirror. He was like "You said he was Asian, right?" and I was like "Yeah, but I don't see how that wou-" and then he started telling me to talk to him in a really exaggerated Chinese accent and he kept saying in the mirror "FUK YOO ASSHOE" in the most insulting manner possible. I just didn't want to do that for obvious reasons, and he was like "well if you're gonna be picked on you gotta fight back, and that's how you do it". But I didn't. Fast-forward to today, I have first period with the guy and whenever I stand up he goes "oh my god he's soooooo taaalll" but besides that he leaves me alone. And that's the advantage of being taller than whoever bullies you.

[QUOTE=The Maestro;39459718]You know who else responded with racism? [b]HITLER.[/b][/QUOTE] Actually he responded with genocide but you know...

I'm a good snowmobile driver, but yesterday I lost control and wrecked at 50-60 MPH and landed hands first in the snow bank. I sprained my wrist and I could barely move, writhing in pain as every muscle in my body begged for mercy. A group of snowmobilers stopped and took off their helmets and helped me. Most of them were early 20's hot college students and my brain was like "oh fuck my life". They helped tow me back to a snowmobile shop because I didn't have the dexterity in my left hand to move it. My face was burning red because of ALL the groups I'd passed, the old people, families, and dudes looking for bars, it was the hot college student one. fml. I typed this with one hand for about 10 minutes :v:

Soooo.... 2 days ago my brain decided to fuck me over. I was sitting on a bench with my siblings eating some ice-cream. Then I thought "this ice-cream is really fucking cold, maybe I should blow on it to make it colder". And then I actually start to blow on the Ice-cream as my brain goes "loading...". As i sat there as an idiot blowing on my Ice-cream, 2 really hot girls comes by and looks at me and laughs. For a split second i was wondering why they were laughing and then it hit me. BRAIN FUCK YOU!

[QUOTE=Zambiesv2;39464056]I'm a good snowmobile driver, but yesterday I lost control and wrecked at 50-60 MPH and landed hands first in the snow bank. I sprained my wrist and I could barely move, writhing in pain as every muscle in my body begged for mercy. A group of snowmobilers stopped and took off their helmets and helped me. Most of them were early 20's hot college students and my brain was like "oh fuck my life". They helped tow me back to a snowmobile shop because I didn't have the dexterity in my left hand to move it. My face was burning red because of ALL the groups I'd passed, the old people, families, and dudes looking for bars, it was the hot college student one. fml. I typed this with one hand for about 10 minutes :v:[/QUOTE] You may want to get those wrists checked out by a doctor

[QUOTE=lolerot95;39464199]Soooo.... 2 days ago my brain decided to fuck me over. I was sitting on a bench with my siblings eating some ice-cream. Then I thought "this ice-cream is really fucking cold, maybe I should blow on it to make it colder". And then I actually start to blow on the Ice-cream as my brain goes "loading...". As i sat there as an idiot blowing on my Ice-cream, 2 really hot girls comes by and looks at me and laughs. For a split second i was wondering why they were laughing and then it hit me. BRAIN FUCK YOU![/QUOTE] i do that with cereal sometimes.

Did you administer a blow to said hot girls?

I have this friend called Johnny, and me and this girl were making out. At his place. All of a sudden Lisa and Claudette walked in on us, in the middle of it. That's not the end of story. We're goin' at it, and I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. About halfway down the stairs I realized that I'd misplaced- I'd forgotten something. My underwear. So I come back to get it and I pretend I'm looking for a book like "Uh, I'm looking for my book." and I reach in and put the underwear in my pocket and sorta slide out. Well Claudette, she saw it sticking out of my pocket. So she pulls it out, and she's uhh showing everybody... [b][i][u]ME UNDERWEARS!!![/u][/i][/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/3gnFaiE.png[/img]

I have a sort of gross one. I was talking to a friend of mine about a year ago, and at this point I had minor-mild tonsil stones. For those of you who dont know they are a collection of bacteria that lodges itself in your tonsils and gets nasty as FUCK and smells terrible. I didnt have it too bad as I said, meaning i cleaned my tonsils out once a week and only pulled out a very small one. Anyway as I was talking to my friend I coughed and the small one i forgot dislodged and fell into my mouth, and I freaked out and spit it on the floor with a huge glob of spit and ran to get water. When I came back my friend was like "wat." And I just lied and said i choked on my own spit :suicide:

took a shower last night in my dorm floor. The dorm is arranged so that there are rooms on either side of a long hallway, with a bathroom for each end of the hallway. I go into the bathroom to take a shower, and usually no one really walks around, so I just grab underwear instead of lugging an extra set of clothes with me. By chance, I had grabbed a pair of bright red underwear (the boxers come in bags with different colors, apparently the company that makes them thinks bright red is a nice color for underwear). After taking my shower, I get all my stuff together and walk out. two hot girls from the floor below are wandering around in our hallway, and there I am, standing half naked wearing bright red underwear. Needless to say, it was rather embarrassing. [sp]no d's were given, unfortunatly[/sp]

[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39495435]took a shower last night in my dorm floor. The dorm is arranged so that there are rooms on either side of a long hallway, with a bathroom for each end of the hallway. I go into the bathroom to take a shower, and usually no one really walks around, so I just grab underwear instead of lugging an extra set of clothes with me. By chance, I had grabbed a pair of bright red underwear (the boxers come in bags with different colors, apparently the company that makes them thinks bright red is a nice color for underwear). After taking my shower, I get all my stuff together and walk out. two hot girls from the floor below are wandering around in our hallway, and there I am, standing half naked wearing bright red underwear. Needless to say, it was rather embarrassing. [sp]no d's were given, unfortunatly[/sp][/QUOTE] Did they at least flirt with you or some shit like that?

My tenth grade English class read Julius Cesar. I didn't like it. We had a discussion about it after we finished reading it and I vehemently insisted I didn't like it. Someone asked me why, and I searched for a reason. I shouted "Brutus is gay" and everyone just started staring at me. They thought I was a homophobe for the rest of the year, and bonus points since the teacher WAS gay.

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;39495642]My tenth grade English class read Julius Cesar. I didn't like it. We had a discussion about it after we finished reading it and I vehemently insisted I didn't like it. Someone asked me why, and I searched for a reason. I shouted "Brutus is gay" and everyone just started staring at me. They thought I was a homophobe for the rest of the year, and bonus points since the teacher WAS gay.[/QUOTE] I honestly really hate the mentality that you have to have a reason to not like something or someone.

[QUOTE=senorquack956;39495499]Did they at least flirt with you or some shit like that?[/QUOTE] no, they just laughed awkwardly. Turns out they had been trying to talk to my roommate, but he had his earphones in and didn't hear them knocking.

Naw, bitches dig men in stalhelms.

So earlier this week my friends were fucking around on my phone because I scrolled by this girl on facebook who is hot as FUCK and had bikini pics up. They went rooting through my FB looking at her pictures, it was creepy but they were saying funny shit at the same time so w/e. Our teacher walks in so they just lock my phone very quick and hand it to me. A period passed so I forgot that was open on FB. Then, a block later, I sent a paper I had to do to my teacher from my phone since my thumb drive was all messed up. I was bored so I decided to hop on FB really quick and reply to a few messages and shit. So there my friends are zoomed right in on said girls giant god damned tits. My friend behind me saw what I was looking at and began laughing her ass off. I explained it though, so we all just kinda giggled a ton about it and that was that.

[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39497283]no, they just laughed awkwardly. Turns out they had been trying to talk to my roommate, but he had his earphones in and didn't hear them knocking.[/QUOTE] Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that sux

So back in 8th Grade, my friend and I had art class together. Some kid was an extreme sexist, and we were discussing what the hell was wrong with him. There was a large group of girls behind me. One stood up, walked up to me, and slapped me across the face. I was really scrawny at this point, so it hurt pretty bad. I end up turning around and telling my friend, "Well. That happened." And then fall to the floor. The entire room starts laughing.

Why were you slapped?

[QUOTE=Bletotum;39513295]Why were you slapped?[/QUOTE] Isn't it obvious? Women are irrational and stupid.

did u slap her wit ur dicke [editline]9th February 2013[/editline] payback time

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39523621]did u slap her wit ur dicke [editline]9th February 2013[/editline] payback time[/QUOTE] I cringed at how bad that was.

So this happened to me a few days ago. The school year started and I had maths class for the first time this year. There was a new teacher at the school that was my maths teacher. This teacher was from India or Sri Lanka or something and had a very, VERY strong accent and a loose grip on english. So anyway, the class was about to do some maths stuff and she writes on the whiteboard what we're meant to do. She begins writing about the first questions in the book, announcing what question it was as she does it.The problem is her accent is so thick and she ends up talking quite loudly, so as she wrote down the first question, she says "QUESTION NUMBER ONE". That's what she said, but because of her accent, what it sounded like was "KWASHAAAN NAMBA WAAAN".Now, for some reason, I thought this was really funny. One of the boys of the trouble making variety mocked her by repeating that phrase and a few people in the class, including me, laughed. The problem is, they only laughed for a second or so. I kept laughing. Eventually I managed to calm myself down. Except I found it so funny that I couldn't help but laugh. The class was dead silent except for me. You know when you are trying your hardest not to laugh but you can't and you sound like you're hyperventilating? Yeah, that was me. The teacher eventually thinks there's something wrong with me and asks me if I'm ill or something. I just say "No, I'm fine. Really", but I keep laughing. And it was causing other people near me to start laughing too. Every time I managed to stop laughing, someone else would pipe up with laughter of their own and I would be back at square one. Eventually, the teacher sends me to sit at the back of the class by my own because she thinks I'm trouble-making or something. The class continues as normal, and it's still silent. I've convinced myself to stop laughing and am breathing in and out slowly to calm myself. Everyone is focused on the teacher as she's giving out the answers to the problems we just did. I don't know if it has ever happened to you, but you know that strange snorting sound you make when you suddenly laugh really hard but you try your hardest to silence yourself? Well, the 'KWASHAN NUMBA WAAAAN' came to mind at that moment and an incredibly strange "HNNRRRKKK" sound comes from me. Then suddenly, literally everyone in the class begins to look at me. The teacher then starts talking to me, the conversation went something like this. "I feel sorry for you, there is obviously something wrong with you" "No, no, I'm fine" "Are you sure? Are you sick?" "No, no, seriously. I'm fine" The conversation goes something like that for a bit as I am desperately trying to convince her that nothing is wrong with me. I can feel the stares of the entire class and the occasional laugh of someone who obviously thinks I'm making a knob of myself. Thankfully, class ended shortly after that, but I still kept laughing to myself as I was walking out the class. I could hear someone say, "Wow, what is wrong with him?" as I walked past. Though at least in later maths classes I managed to contain myself.

Yesterday I was in my chemistry class. We were doing a lab that involved putting some metals in water and other solutions to see how they react (it was also to show off how awesome Calcium is). For reasons I cannot recall, I stood with one foot on my lab stool, and pointing toward the sky (it looked cooler than it sounds). I had enough of standing there, so I stepped back down. As I stepped down, a girl in my class was carrying a small tray with a solution for the experiment, and I planted my ass right into it. I got a bit of it on my ass, and it was upsetting. I asked her what I just sat in, and she said it was Calcium. I got kind of freaked out, because Calcium's the metal that's been bubbling like a motherfucker during the whole lab. My teacher then explained that Calcium solution's harmless, but if it were the metal, my ass would've set on fire upon contact with water. I'm just not cut out for doing lab assignments.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39524986]Yesterday I was in my chemistry class. We were doing a lab that involved putting some metals in water and other solutions to see how they react (it was also to show off how awesome Calcium is). For reasons I cannot recall, I stood with one foot on my lab stool, and pointing toward the sky (it looked cooler than it sounds). I had enough of standing there, so I stepped back down. As I stepped down, a girl in my class was carrying a small tray with a solution for the experiment, and I planted my ass right into it. I got a bit of it on my ass, and it was upsetting. I asked her what I just sat in, and she said it was Calcium. I got kind of freaked out, because Calcium's the metal that's been bubbling like a motherfucker during the whole lab. My teacher then explained that Calcium solution's harmless, but if it were the metal, my ass would've set on fire upon contact with water. I'm just not cut out for doing lab assignments.[/QUOTE] my teacher wouldve sent me out of the lab and given me a 0

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;39527117]my teacher wouldve sent me out of the lab and given me a 0[/QUOTE] My teacher's kind of a dork, so I guess that's why. For example, he told us he got an idea for an assignment while watching a video of someone playing Don't Starve. And his favorite element is Molybdenum just because of its number on the periodic table (42). Once his apartment building had a fire in another room and they had to evacuate, so he unplugged his computer and wheeled it out with him.

may as well weigh in this actually happened yesterday getting prelims back two teachers in the room all helping people out got mine, got a fucking D. well shit happens, gonna work for the final blah blah [I]but[/I] a guy across the room asked me what i got in it and i shouted, without thinking. "i got the D" suddely the whole class bursts out laughing, quickly falls to silence and i have two teachers starting at me like "eh, [I]what did you say[/I]" and i'm like aw shit and that teacher was like "why did you say that why just why have mercy on my poor ears" and no matter how many times i said "i am sorry" she kept asking me about it and the other teacher had no idea what "the d" actually meant. i know it's a stupid memey bullshit phrase but i swear to fuck the tension could have been cut with a blunt butter knife. i'll keep thinking of embarrassing shit that's happened to me over the years. [editline]9th February 2013[/editline] actually got a great hive of embarrassing shit from my relationship just gies a minute until i work up the balls to post it