Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

In like grade 7 some teacher made us memorize a story and draw a bunch of shit on the board in front of the class and I'm shy as hell. On the day of the presentation I told my story and figured I did pretty good. When I went to sit down my friend was laughing because apparently I was rocking back and forth the whole time, like as a nervous reaction. I don't even remember doing it either.

When I ran full speed into a glass door thinking it was open...at my house...during my birthday...with 20+ people watching :/

Once at a friends house. He had a swimming pool and a support shed next to it with glass windows to the swimming pool. I remember dressing my swim shorts and getting ready to dive. The glasses were clean to a perfect transparency so I walked to the pool and BUMP hit the glass. I move away and try passing through another open on the balcony but BUMB hit the glass again...

You guys really need to stop running into glass.

Yeah guys, seriously. Quit running into things you can't see. But that does remind me of the time I hit my head on something I could plainly see. It was about twenty or thirty minutes after my previous story. Okay so the entire class had finally finished their exams, so my teacher let us mingle with each other until the day was over. I was suffering from allergies that day or something, so I had this snotty tissue I'd been using all day. I blew my nose in it one final time before deeming it to be too dirty to be worth using. Now, the computer lab we took our exam in is the biggest technological nightmare I've ever seen in my days. Only half of the computers work, the screens are scratched, the cords for the mice and keyboards are all tangled, and it's freaking hot in there. But the worst feature of this room I have yet to mention. There's this giant, ugly, black case fixed precariously to the wall. It's about the size of a mini-fridge, and has a glass door that is tightly locked so us rambunctious high schoolers don't mess with their precious, outdated equipment. Inside of the case are over a dozen black boxes with a bunch of green blinking lights on them. I don't know what they are, but knowing my school they're probably something completely useless. I apologize, I spent much too long describing my school's horrible technology. Anyway, some genius decided to put the trashcan right below that dangerously placed case. I excuse myself from conversation with my friends to throw away my tissue. I lean down and toss the wadded ball of snot into the trashcan. Unfortunately, I stood up a bit too fast and managed to stab myself in the head with the corner of that stupid case. Dazed, I stumbled back to my friends and relayed the recent events to them in slurred speech. Some other kids asked me what happened, and I continued to rant on our school's technological incompetence. Even so, I still can't believe I hit my head on the thing. It was a massive, dangerous eyesore, and I just ignored it.

Back in school there was a kid a few years younger than me with a large tumor on the side of his face. I guess it was a tumor, because it was large and roughly round. A year or so later he got another one on the other side, poor kid. Anyway, at lunch breaks I stood around in a large group, I'd say around 30-50 of us socialised in the same place daily. One day I got out of class early, so me and a friend (lets call him John) are standing around waiting for everyone else to arrive when the kid walks past us and John starts laughing at the [I]sight of him.[/I] John walked several metres away to hide his laughter, leaving me stood alone, absolutely disgusted and angry. So without thinking, I shouted at him "I hope you die of CANCER!" The kid turned around and looked at me, and I froze realising that it looked like I targeted him. I couldn't exactly have approached to him and said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean you, I meant the guy who was laughing at you", and to this day I feel bad about the whole situation. I was only trying to defend him.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37009055]It's their thing. Just stop with the criticism over some private thing. You guys don't even know them to make such assumptions as "you're hurting her, hurh hurh hurh, you're weird". Grow up.[/QUOTE] Hey, I don't consider him weird, people are always unique in some ways. I wasn't saying he was hurting her, and if it's an insider thing I don't get, so be it. RaveN, sorry for the unfriendly critique.

One time I was in a Skype call and we got on the topic of the White Stripes and how I'm not too big of a fan of theirs. I wouldn't say I hate them, but I would care to not listen to them. Flashforward a few hours later, and I'm getting ready for bed. I turn on my TV and Conan is on, with musical guest The White Stripes. I then say under my breath, but not very loudly, "Are you mocking me?" to no one in particular, just more of an outright statement at the circumstances. Unbeknownst to me, my Mom was at my door the whole time and asks me "Who are you talking to?" I mumble nonsense under my breath, trying to avoid looking like an idiot. My mom then peers into my room and checks to see if anyone is there. Upon realizing that no one else was there, my mom shoots me a cross between a disappointed and a worried look. God, I felt so stupid.

Ok so I was in the 3rd grade and we were heading to the all school relays when this little fucker kept kicking my seat so I yelled "Stop it" so I get angry very easily so he kicks my seat again and I say "..Stop it.." starting to lose my patience when all of a sudden he kicks my seat again and I turn around and say "STOP IT YOU UGLY LITTLE CRAP!" and then his eyes start to water up and I am thinking oh god. Then he starts crying and then the teacher comes back to my seat and then he grabs my ear and he says "Stop doing shit in the back seat". And there's another one While I was walking to class in the 6th grade I bump the neighborhood bully and he drops all his books, he looks at me and I could literally feel the rage surging from his body and then all of a sudden he grabs me by the collar and he is about to hit me when all of a sudden I shit my pants and he sniffs the air and he is like "What the hell is that smell!?" and he looks at me and lets me go. Then he brings the girl I have a crush on over to me and I am thinking oh shit! She looks at me and I am like "Uh.. Hi" She smells the air and she looks at me with a normal face and then all of a sudden it turns into this what the hell face and I am like "ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK" and she says "Yeah right!" Those were so mortifying

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37015063]you actually crapped your pants? jesus[/QUOTE] He was about to punch me in the face dude you would probably crap your pants too

I stayed the night at my girlfriends place, and we decided to sleep on a mattress on the floor in the front room as her room is very cold in winter and the front room has a heater. We watched a few movies and did a few other things. I think we both slept naked, but anyway, her Dad was out that night. The next morning I put my underwear back on. He turned up unexpectedly, (earlier than expected) and my first reaction was to run through the house back into my girlfriends room so he wouldn't see me. So, from his perspective, while he is walking to the front door, he sees his daughters boyfriend (me, 6"1, very tall and lanky) dart through the house with a blanket wrapped myself. Needless to say, me and my partner laughed about it and he didn't say a single thing about it.

[QUOTE=DrumStick;37015338]I stayed the night at my girlfriends place, and we decided to sleep on a mattress on the floor in the front room as her room is very cold in winter and the front room has a heater. We watched a few movies and did a few other things. I think we both slept naked, but anyway, her Dad was out that night. The next morning I put my underwear back on. He turned up unexpectedly, (earlier than expected) and my first reaction was to run through the house back into my girlfriends room so he wouldn't see me. So, from his perspective, while he is walking to the front door, he sees his daughters boyfriend (me, 6"1, very tall and lanky) dart through the house with a blanket wrapped myself. Needless to say, me and my partner laughed about it and he didn't say a single thing about it.[/QUOTE] If there is one thing i FUCKING hate. It's when parents ALWAYS fucking show up too early when you're with your buds or GF.

I have a tendency to talk to myself, and I usually do it by way of muttering under my breath. In 7th grade, in math, the teacher was going over geometry, and since I'm really good at geometry, I figured I'd zone out for a bit. One way or another I found myself muttering to myself about Star Trek. About 3 minutes later I realized I wasn't muttering anymore. I was talking out loud for the whole class to hear. The entire class had just heard me go over continuity between three episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: The Next Generation. My reputation went down a couple notches that day, and my geekness went up to compensate. (i now spend hours a day watching star trek marathons/movies)

In 7th grade, I was in history class. The teacher asked us what the ancient Scandinavian civilizations were called. While my mind told me that it was the Norse, my recent addiction to the newly released Elder Scrolls IV caused me to blurt out, "Nords".

I have another story, this one happened just two days ago. I was sitting alone in my room, just browsing FP when I felt the need to rub one out. I close my door, and proceed to fap. About a minute in, my door flew open. I shut my monitor off, and hide my erection with lightning speed. My cousin (who was staying at our house for the night) asks "What were you doing?" I answer "Nothing" she walks over and starts to try to turn the monitor back on. I push her hand away and tell her to fuck off, jokingly. She persists, trying to push me off my chair. I push back, we start to wrestle for the computer. After a minute of wrestling she rushes to the chair and turns the monitor on. The screen flashes to light to reveal a page, filled to the top with naked women. She looks back at me sitting on the floor in shock, looks back to the screen, puts two and two together. And walks out of the room laughing. TLDR; I wrestled my female cousin with a hard-on.

[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;37017461] TLDR; I wrestled my female cousin with a hard-on.[/QUOTE] pics?

I was just at the dentist getting my teeth cleaned and at the end a (very attractive) nurse comes in and tells me that I need an Xray done for my wisdom teeth. So this Xray machine is whirring around my head while I'm biting down on this stick with a plastic cover on it. The machine gets done, nurse tells me to be careful coming out so I don't hit my head. The damn plastic cover pops off and lands on the ground when I get out. I bend down to pick it up without thinking and guess what I do? :v: Me and the hot nurse laughed about it though. EDIT: I hit my head on the machine damn it

[QUOTE=Jlflash;37015172]He was about to punch me in the face dude you would probably crap your pants too[/QUOTE] I was actually punched in the face before. I sure as hell didn't crap my pants. Maybe you just had diarrhea or ate something the other day.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;37019274]I was just at the dentist getting my teeth cleaned and at the end a (very attractive) nurse comes in and tells me that I need an Xray done for my wisdom teeth. So this Xray machine is whirring around my head while I'm biting down on this stick with a plastic cover on it. The machine gets done, nurse tells me to be careful coming out so I don't hit my head. The damn plastic cover pops off and lands on the ground when I get out. I bend down to pick it up without thinking and guess what I do? :v: Me and the hot nurse laughed about it though.[/QUOTE] I dont get it.

I was in a supermarket a few years ago with a group of my friends, When we hung out together we often got carried away and began acting like a bunch of retards to make eachother laugh. At one point one of my friends walks behind a large display of toilet rolls stacked up towards the end of the isle. thinking he would still be standing behind it, i burst through the wall of toilet rolls flailing my arms and making a stupid roaring sound (like a kid pretending to be a lion). its only then i see that my friend has rounded the corner into the petfood isle, and I am now staring dead into the face of an angry looking security gaurd who was giving directions to a now shocked looking old woman.

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;37019428]I dont get it.[/QUOTE] I thought it was apparent. I hit my head. On the Machine.

The day before last I was out biking when I saw a guy I know with his uptight girlfriend and some older looking bald dude. I bike past him and say hi, when I suddenly decide it would be a good idea to turn around and talk to him. So I bike up as they're all in a group about to go my way and it's pretty much just me stopping them from continuing on. They're all just staring at me and I can't think of anything to say under this kind of pressure so I just yell "ALRIGHT!" and bike away really fast.

once, a bunch of my younger cousins were in my room, watching me on the computer playing games, and I started up Garry's Mod, and some mod i had installed the day before for some reason included a gay furry sonic the hedgehog wallpaper, and so, everyone saw it and asked why sonic was drinking knuckles's milk...

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;37019428]I dont get it.[/QUOTE] You probably id, it just wasn't very funny or embarrassing.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37021557]why was sonic drinking knuckle's milk?[/QUOTE] because sonic's a dick

[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;37017461]I have another story, this one happened just two days ago. I was sitting alone in my room, just browsing FP when I felt the need to rub one out. I close my door, and proceed to fap. About a minute in, my door flew open. I shut my monitor off, and hide my erection with lightning speed. My cousin (who was staying at our house for the night) asks "What were you doing?" I answer "Nothing" she walks over and starts to try to turn the monitor back on. I push her hand away and tell her to fuck off, jokingly. She persists, trying to push me off my chair. I push back, we start to wrestle for the computer. After a minute of wrestling she rushes to the chair and turns the monitor on. The screen flashes to light to reveal a page, filled to the top with naked women. She looks back at me sitting on the floor in shock, looks back to the screen, puts two and two together. And walks out of the room laughing. TLDR; I wrestled my female cousin with a hard-on.[/QUOTE] I would have moved my mouse to the top right corner of the screen then clicked. That way all she would see is a desktop.

Me and two of my friends were once walking down the yard of my school. In front of us were a group of girls in the year above, one of them was a little person/dwarf/midget/whateverthePCwordforthemis. Me and one of my friends were discussing, in very hushed tones, what exactly you're supposed to call little people. And for reasons I have yet to fathom, my third friend who had been silent until this point quite literally yells "DWARF!". It was aweful, the group of girls turned around to stare at us in disgust. Needless to say, me and my non presumably-retarded friend dropped back instantly so we weren't seen with the idiot, but it was too late.

The first time a girl told me she loved me I answered "Me too"

A person in my english class had photosensitive epilepsy and we were getting ready to watch a movie, because i sit next to the light switch the teacher asked me to turn of the lights, i get up, and go the the door where the light switch is (It might be worth mentioning that i went to a poor school and everything was shit) and i turn on the light but it's one of those situations where the lights don't turn on until 3 seconds later, i forget about the epilepsy guy and start flicking the switch up and down, the light flicker like crazy, and the whole class starts to panic at something, i come back to see the guy on the floor flapping about on the floor, the teacher sends me to the principle and i almost get kicked out, i also had to write a letter of apology to the parents

In fifth grade, I was in the lunch line, dismally despairing on my lack of money to buy the food there, my friend Wyatt tells me "Hey, Pixley you do know you can just borrow some money and pay it back later right?" and so ever nonchalantly I type in my ID #, and ask in my usual soft-spoken voice, "I'd... like the borrow some money for lunch, I'm starving and I don't have any money ;_;" and she replied "OH SORRY HONEY ITS THE END OF THE YEAR, YOU CAN ONLY GET THE SALAD BAR" I above all was embarrassed, standing in a line with only a plastic plate and the eyes of my peers centered on my back. AND OH NO, IT DOESNT END THERE. and for some inexplicable reason, I just got really mad took the plate broke it on my knee walked out and sat my ass down on the food-table bench hungry still, and out of the corner of my eye see the yard-duties patrolling so I thought "I wonder what they're doing here?", and a creeping cacophony of whispers a group of random peers at the table say "Hey, they're looking for ya.", my poor fifth grade heart could hardly take it, I tried my hardest to make less visible leaning into the table, lo and behold they find me and she says "The Principal wants to see you, let's go.", and so I was walking to the front office and all the while wondering to god, why they'd want to see me for something that small, and now I'm sitting in an office waiting through a raffle, being tormented by myself over breaking a crappy throw-away plate, face as red as a tomato.