Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39527314]My teacher's kind of a dork, so I guess that's why. For example, he told us he got an idea for an assignment while watching a video of someone playing Don't Starve. And his favorite element is Molybdenum just because of its number on the periodic table (42). Once his apartment building had a fire in another room and they [B]had to evacuate, so he unplugged his computer and wheeled it out with him.[/B][/QUOTE] Hell I'd do that too, along with important financial stuff too. That's the reason I live very lightly and keep my stuff nice and neat and documented for insurance. Disaster comes? I grab my go-pack, important documents and my PC and get the hell out of Dodge. I mean when you think about it, PCs are usually most Facepunchers item of greatest value that they use the most.

i would throw my stacks of hard drives out the window in a fire [editline]9th February 2013[/editline] actually thinking about that they would break wouldn't they? fuck.

I don't think they'd break. I once tried to destroy a hard drive by smashing it with a hammer and throwing it out the window. Still worked.

that's why they call it a[I] hard[/I] [I]drive[/I] [editline]10th February 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=joost1120;39533779]I don't think they'd break. I once tried to destroy a hard drive by smashing it with a hammer and throwing it out the window. Still worked.[/QUOTE] They're actually pretty resilient. They only usually break if you hit them while they're trying to read/write, which is why most drives automatically shut off if they're dropped (laptop or whatever).

Don't building fires burn hot enough to damage hard drives?

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;39524847]I cringed at how bad that was.[/QUOTE] I'm losing both my humor and my edginess whats happeing to me

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;39535544]I'm losing both my humor and my edginess whats happeing to me[/QUOTE] You're slowly fading into humor oblivion, a fate worse than dying

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39536015]You're slowly fading into humor oblivion, a fate worse than dying[/QUOTE] And all deaths start with a D.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39536304]And all deaths start with a D.[/QUOTE] not amused

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39534980]Don't building fires burn hot enough to damage hard drives?[/QUOTE] idk probably. I'm just talking about sheer dropping force or whatever.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39527314]My teacher's kind of a dork, so I guess that's why. For example, he told us he got an idea for an assignment while watching a video of someone playing Don't Starve. And his favorite element is Molybdenum just because of its number on the periodic table (42). Once his apartment building had a fire in another room and they had to evacuate, so he unplugged his computer and wheeled it out with him.[/QUOTE] He sounds like a boss

Mom doing something behind me Browsing FP, I notice the yellow "X new posts" thing, click it hot girls thread

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;39538002]He sounds like a boss[/QUOTE] He's kinda cool, but no one takes him seriously enough and he gets frustrated a lot. But it's pretty neat how all of his tests are open-note, even the exams. I just printed out the powerpoints for every lesson from the school website and I put em in my binder, he actually recommends doing that.

[QUOTE=qwerty000;39538534]Mom doing something behind me Browsing FP, I notice the yellow "X new posts" thing, click it hot girls thread[/QUOTE] One day, browsing the hot girls thread. I have it in a separate window in case anyone comes around. My brother walks in, so I switch to the regular window and check out Popular Threads. He's casually hanging out a little, wants to see what I'm up to, looking at my screen. I click on LMAO Pics, and as it's taking forever to load, I eventually notice "Hot Girls Thread, x new posts." I'm guessing he saw it and acted like nothing happened. Actually, I've walked in on him watching porn twice and laughed it off, so he'd better never give me crap if he catches me.

Oh dear god just remembered one of my stories 8th grade gym mostly black people had to play basketball mostly good athletic people. Had to dribble the basketball from one side shoot it then dribble it back. Got to my turn after I tried to hide. Then I was in front of everybody had to dribble couldn't do that, just walked it. Shot so many times I lost track, walk back, whole time people were laughing and shit, to make it worse the other team was done before I even walked to the goal. Then class ended.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39536304]And all deaths start with a D.[/QUOTE] suicide

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39553275]suicide[/QUOTE] Death by suicide.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39553299]Death by suicide.[/QUOTE] Well played.

I tried to make up with my son about the whole girlfriend, desk shitting thing. So, I took him to the movies. We saw Skyfall, and I thought my bowels would co-operate. I was doing so well until the movie was nearing the end. In the scene when [sp]it's like the pan up viewing the actual Skyfall mansion[/sp], the theater was dead silent, I couldn't hold it in anymore and I let out this huge, wet fart. Everyone could hear me. The lady in front turned around and looked disgusted. There were families there with young boys and girls. I panicked. My hands were getting sweaty and I could already feel the liquid shit running down my legs. I hastily shouted, "I'M VERY SORRY. MY SON HAS A HORRIBLE CONDITION. HE CANNOT CONTROL HIMSELF!". Everyone in the theater turn to look at him. The smell was radiating around the theater and everyone started to disperse away from my son and I. After the movie was over, a bunch of teenage kids ridiculed my son and many parents gave me their heartfelt condolences for his condition. My son won't talk to me and I was late to work this morning because my son replaced my alarm clock with a big pink dildo.

did you give him the dildo?

I didn't even know we had stores in the area to buy such things.

I have them in my area. We also have a "gentleman's club"

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;39553734]I have them in my area. We also have a "gentleman's club"[/QUOTE] Spoiler alert: [sp]You won't find any gentlemen there[/sp]

[QUOTE=U.JoeBenson;39553597]I tried to make up with my son about the whole girlfriend, desk shitting thing. So, I took him to the movies. We saw Skyfall, and I thought my bowels would co-operate. I was doing so well until the movie was nearing the end. In the scene when [sp]it's like the pan up viewing the actual Skyfall mansion[/sp], the theater was dead silent, I couldn't hold it in anymore and I let out this huge, wet fart. Everyone could hear me. The lady in front turned around and looked disgusted. There were families there with young boys and girls. I panicked. My hands were getting sweaty and I could already feel the liquid shit running down my legs. I hastily shouted, "I'M VERY SORRY. MY SON HAS A HORRIBLE CONDITION. HE CANNOT CONTROL HIMSELF!". Everyone in the theater turn to look at him. The smell was radiating around the theater and everyone started to disperse away from my son and I. After the movie was over, a bunch of teenage kids ridiculed my son and many parents gave me their heartfelt condolences for his condition. My son won't talk to me and I was late to work this morning because my son replaced my alarm clock with a big pink dildo.[/QUOTE] you cannot be for real i refuse to believe this is all legit

cant be anymore fake than the sex stories

I was having a problem with some IIS services not working correctly on some client machines, so I headed upstairs to IT for some inside help. I tell my IT manager the IP address of the server so he can check it out. The client server is ran over a 1.5mpbs pipe that is often clogged, so it takes 20-30 minutes before he can even open IIS... and by the time he got there I realized I'd given him the wrong IP address. At this time, my coworker called to inform me it magically started working again. Great success.

typing this from apple store on 27" imac in middle of shop busy day right now just loaded up the "images that inspire you" thread in photography section. lots of nude photos inc. tits appear on said 27" iMac safari was full screen fucking mortified rn help me please

And that's why you only go to facepunch in your own privacy.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39562434]And that's why you only go to facepunch in your own privacy.[/QUOTE] it's like russian roulette with a gun made of pornography [editline]12th February 2013[/editline] also i have another 30 min before it closes, my train is at 7pm. give me something to do for an hour