Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Deathhunter;39585694] [sp]Looks like she got some big strap-on vibrating dildo.[/sp][/QUOTE] And she was going to [sp]anally rape[/sp] you with it? [sp]What's her number?[/sp]

Back when me and my ex were still together a few years ago, me and him were having problems with sex, and so I decided to look online for answers. Assuming it was him standing behind me a while later, I said in a flirting yet embarrassing way; "Hmm, so apparently if you engage in foreplay for 20 minutes before having sex the female would orgasm more faster and easily..." Then I turned away from the screen, and who was it but his BEST FRIEND standing behind me instead and whom I said that to! O.O FUCK.

[QUOTE=FreyasFighter;39597295]Back when me and my ex were still together a few years ago, me and him were having problems with sex, and so I decided to look online for answers. Assuming it was him standing behind me a while later, I said in a flirting yet embarrassing way; "Hmm, so apparently if you engage in foreplay for 20 minutes before having sex the female would orgasm more faster and easily..." Then I turned away from the screen, and who was it but his BEST FRIEND standing behind me instead and whom I said that to! O.O FUCK.[/QUOTE] Could be worse. It could've been his dad. [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] Ooh, or even better, younger brother.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;39570503]When I was a kid my brother told me: "lol, do you masturbate?" I started running around my house screaming "I MASTURBATE" I was just watching the TV[/QUOTE] This made me remember an episode about one year ago. I was in my room with my (at that time) girlfriend, and we just had a cozy time on my bed - though it may have been looking slightly suspicious, nothing was really going on. My lil'bro walks in (he's 11 now) and he just says "What are you doing?" and I just blurted out "We're fucking". My lil'bro was just like "'k" and closed the door. Then the both of us just began laughing. And yes, I did launch the dick ship into deep space that night.

There were two occasions where I had forgotten my age. On the first occasion, a family member was filling out some papers and asked me how old I was. I said hesitantly, "uh 23..." Of course a moment later my two brain cells decided to work, and I came to the realization that I was 24. I had to save face by snickering as if I was joking about saying I was 23. I immediately told the family member I was 24, but prefaced it with an awkward "just kiddin' about being 23." I didn't want to come off as a complete imbecile who didn't know his own age. The second occasion occurred recently during a seemingly impromptu survey. A person walks up to me and ask if I was busy, and begins asking a couple of question (only two questions). The second question asked was, "how old are you?" and I forgot my age again. This time was a bit more awkward because I had to change the subject to buy time while I remember my age. I began questioning what the survey was for, and even went as far as feigning exasperation at how long the survey was; even though the surveyor only asked two questions. Eventually, my one brain cell (the other one died during a science lecture) got off his lunch break and decided to tell the surveyor my age. What made it more embarrassing was the surveyor's obvious awareness of my awkwardness to the question.

Honestly, I forget my age constantly. Especially for the first few months following my birthday. Hell, a few months ago I almost said I was 19. I've been 21 since October.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39600494]Could be worse. It could've been his dad. [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] Ooh, or even better, younger brother.[/QUOTE] He doesn't have a dad. Or a younger brother :v:

Went to get takeaway tonight *gives me food* "have a good night" "alright" for fuck sake

[QUOTE=FreyasFighter;39608678]He doesn't have a dad. Or a younger brother :v:[/QUOTE] That would make it even worse.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39607347]Honestly, I forget my age constantly. Especially for the first few months following my birthday. Hell, a few months ago I almost said I was 19. I've been 21 since October.[/QUOTE] you're not the only one. also, once in my own birthday everyone (including me) forgot my age and then we had to count from my birth year :v:

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39607347]Honestly, I forget my age constantly. Especially for the first few months following my birthday. Hell, a few months ago I almost said I was 19. I've been 21 since October.[/QUOTE] I regularly have to call my mum to check my age. She never knows either

I suppose not knowing your age helps with underage sex

Not really embarrassing for me, more as the kid. But many years ago when I was in year 6 of primary school, I was in the toilets when I noticed some 6 year old kid in the stools with the door open, pissing on the rim of the toilet. In an attempt to stop him splashing the walls with urine I go "Hey, watch where you're pissing" and the kid just turns around to look at me, while pissing. I watched in horror as the piss sprayed all over the floor. A horrific mess. Now that I think of it I'm pretty sure it was the same kid who weeks before had stood next to me at the urinal, peered over and shouted "My peepee is bigger than yours". He was a strange kid.

[QUOTE=ISPYUDIE;39621844]Not really embarrassing for me, more as the kid. But many years ago when I was in year 6 of primary school, I was in the toilets when I noticed some 6 year old kid in the stools with the door open, pissing on the rim of the toilet. In an attempt to stop him splashing the walls with urine I go "Hey, watch where you're pissing" and the kid just turns around to look at me, while pissing. I watched in horror as the piss sprayed all over the floor. A horrific mess. Now that I think of it I'm pretty sure it was the same kid who weeks before had stood next to me at the urinal, peered over and shouted "My peepee is bigger than yours". He was a strange kid.[/QUOTE] The first time I braved a public bathroom was in elementary school. In my kindergarten class my teacher would take us to the restrooms before and after lunch so we could take care of business and wash our hands. First time I was in there I saw some kid go up to a urinal, and completely drop his pants. He just unbuttoned them, unzipped, and they were resting neatly around his feet. I looked over at him and I could see his bare ass, and I just thought to myself "what is this crazy fucker doing."

[QUOTE=haloguy234;39622084]The first time I braved a public bathroom was in elementary school. In my kindergarten class my teacher would take us to the restrooms before and after lunch so we could take care of business and wash our hands. First time I was in there I saw some kid go up to a urinal, and completely drop his pants. He just unbuttoned them, unzipped, and they were resting neatly around his feet. I looked over at him and I could see his bare ass, and I just thought to myself "what is this crazy fucker doing."[/QUOTE] I admit that I did this once in Pre-Kindergarten. Once.

In kindergarden when I was like 5, back in Romania, I didn't know how to wipe properly and had my teacher do it once.

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;39629057]In kindergarden when I was like 5, back in Romania, I didn't know how to wipe properly and had my teacher do it once.[/QUOTE] Did you... Uh.... [I]associate[/I] with the teacher afterwards?

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39629267]Did you... Uh.... [I]associate[/I] with the teacher afterwards?[/QUOTE] He was 5. Think.

[QUOTE=ISPYUDIE;39621844] Now that I think of it I'm pretty sure it was the same kid who weeks before had stood next to me at the urinal, peered over and shouted "My peepee is bigger than yours". He was a strange kid.[/QUOTE] When I was little some kid looked at my weiner while I was peeing in the urinal too He looked down and asked why it was so big V:v:V

When I was very little, say 4 or 5 my mom was holding me while we were in line at McDonald. I guess we had stopped in a pretty bad part of town because there were some black guys in front of us, and by black guys i don't mean in a racist way but in a "gang banger probably has a gun on him and has killed someone before". Anyway me being the smart and curious little 5 year old that I was, I pulled the rag that he had on his head off and started waving it around. Years later my mom told me she though we were going to die. Yay me for getting my family killed.

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;39629057]In kindergarden when I was like 5, back in Romania, I didn't know how to wipe properly and had my teacher do it once.[/QUOTE] "Bitch, kneel down and wipe my ass!"

I used to have that same problem when I was a kid. Used to clench my butt-cheeks so hard to hold it in because I couldn't wipe myself, but sometimes I really had to succumb to the embarrassment of asking a teacher to come wipe my royal arse.

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5d89292d981e2d2211cde53b3619db0/tumblr_mifsmt10wa1r8yspdo1_500.jpg[/img] I was watching porn just now and my dad walked in and handed me a Panzer IV thanks dad

does that guy have a hairy brain tumor or something

Had to pretend I was wheelchair on my birthday before a meal. There was one space left (busy city centre) and some guy in a van wanted to park in the spot we waited for. The guy pulls into the space (he was a shop owner) and I saw my sister do a wheelchair motion with her arms. The guy moves and lets us park up, I had to sit in the car and wait for him to look away so i could run into the restaurant. I felt awful. The guy even give me a thumbs up as he walked back to his van.

Looks a tattoo since it spreads to his arm also. Also, vid link?

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;39636537][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5d89292d981e2d2211cde53b3619db0/tumblr_mifsmt10wa1r8yspdo1_500.jpg[/img] I was watching porn just now and my dad walked in and handed me a Panzer IV thanks dad[/QUOTE] That's one sexy Panzer IV.

[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;39643315]That's one sexy Panzer IV.[/QUOTE] there are over 800 parts in the kit, it's like a Perfect Grade Panzer IV [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427183_10200837936855828_2001278446_n.jpg[/img]

Did he just walk in, said 'have this' and walk out like nothing happenend, or did he say something about you watching porn?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39645779]Did he just walk in, said 'have this' and walk out like nothing happenend, or did he say something about you watching porn?[/QUOTE] Probably asked for a link :v: That's what my dad would do.