Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;39648826]Probably asked for a link :v: That's what my dad would do.[/QUOTE] i would be scarred if my dad asked me for a link even though i know he already faps to hentai, shemale, and other crazy shit

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39645779]Did he just walk in, said 'have this' and walk out like nothing happenend, or did he say something about you watching porn?[/QUOTE] He walked in, looked at me, looked at the screen, handed me a tank. "here, Panzer IV." left the room.

now he's kind of pretending it didn't happen

[QUOTE=urundeadmom;39631428]When I was very little, say 4 or 5 my mom was holding me while we were in line at McDonald. I guess we had stopped in a pretty bad part of town because there were some black guys in front of us, and by black guys i don't mean in a racist way but in a "gang banger probably has a gun on him and has killed someone before". Anyway me being the smart and curious little 5 year old that I was, I pulled the rag that he had on his head off and started waving it around. Years later my mom told me she though we were going to die. Yay me for getting my family killed.[/QUOTE] Oh god, you just brought back memories. So here's me, about 5 years old at most at the time. Standing in line with mommy dearest at the post office when I notice something groundbreaking. A black man. Suddenly there was a loud "LOOK MOMMY, THAT MAN IS ALL BLACK!"

Here is my black person story. I was 5, in school. I had reading lessons from this lady who happenend to be black. One day, I said 'you smell', not in a hateful way, but in the way kids say everything they think without knowing that it can hurt the other person's feeling. She told me to shut up and keep reading :v:

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39654689]Oh god, you just brought back memories. So here's me, about 5 years old at most at the time. Standing in line with mommy dearest at the post office when I notice something groundbreaking. A black man. Suddenly there was a loud "LOOK MOMMY, THAT MAN IS ALL BLACK!"[/QUOTE] The first time I saw a black person I pointed at him and said ''mommy why is that man so dirty.''

My version of the above posts is "When did you get burned?"

My wife baked my son's favourite apple pie. Knowing that my son loves to eat his pie with whip cream, I thought it would be a funny idea to replace my son's Cool Whip with my shaving cream. I watched as he slathered my shaving cream all over his pie. He took a whiff and thought it smelt a little strange. I told him it should be okay. He scooped up a pretty large piece of pie and it had about a 1:1 pie to "Cool Whip" ratio. I felt kind of remorseful at that point. I said, "Son, I think that's a little too much Cool Whip". He replied with, "Shut up, dad. I love Cool Whip". I tried to convince him to scrape off just a smidge but he didn't listen. He looked at me with an angry face and swallowed the entire piece whole. Of course, a little bit of shaving cream still lingered in his mouth. The disgusting taste of shaving cream finally hit him and the aftermath was catastrophic. He gagged for quite a while. I told him the truth and he was pretty furious. He now locks himself in his room for most of the day. Although, occasionally he comes out of his room and stays in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. It's very unusual for him. So, I googled the effects of consuming shaving cream and apparently it can cause irregular bowel movements, so he's been using the bathroom to shit at VERY irregular hours of the day or night. Now you're just like me son. Just. Like. Me.

I'm pretty sure that all your posts are satire

When I was a Kid I used to call Eddie Murhpy a Chocolate bar.

In 7th grade one time, We were typing these essays about something, And she said some instructions that I didn't hear that well since everyone was talking. So I decided to ask her what she said since I couldn't hear her. She points away from my desk and just says "Go sit down." I am really fucking confused all the sudden, So I just walk the way she is pointing. While saying again, "Go sit down!" Then she tells everyone to line up. While walking to the computer room she tells me "I told you to be quiet and listen." Well gee thanks.

i was walking to the locker rooms when a guy was trying to move in front of me when i accidentally moved in front of him and i moved over but he also moved over and again and again and it was awkward.

Romeo and Juliet "fuck don't pick me I'm not a romeo type" "ZAMBIES IS ROMEO" "fuck me" "INCREDIHOT GIRL IS JULIET" "fuck me?" I'm going to spaghetti this shit up, I can sense it, even though I'm good at public speaking, acting, an an okay singer.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39664215]Romeo and Juliet "fuck don't pick me I'm not a romeo type" "ZAMBIES IS ROMEO" "fuck me" "INCREDIHOT GIRL IS JULIET" "fuck me?" I'm going to spaghetti this shit up, I can sense it, even though I'm good at public speaking, acting, an an okay singer.[/QUOTE] Just keep calm and stick to the script, don't look the audience in the eyes.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39664516]Just keep calm and stick to the script, don't look the audience in the eyes.[/QUOTE] I wanted to be Prince Escalus but no. I wanted to tell Romeo to choke on a dick and get fucked but now I just have to be a fairy

Who is Prince Escalus?

[QUOTE=Krinkels;39664549]Who is Prince Escalus?[/QUOTE] Prince of Verona, tells the Capulets and Montagues to eat a fucking dick.

When I was like, 4, in a busy supermarket, I decided it would be a wonderful idea to stand up in the cart and sing "Man, I feel like a woman" at the top of my lungs. My mom won't shut up about it.

[QUOTE=Krinkels;39664549]Who is Prince Escalus?[/QUOTE] Do you even Shakespeare?

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39664215]Romeo and Juliet "fuck don't pick me I'm not a romeo type" "ZAMBIES IS ROMEO" "fuck me" "INCREDIHOT GIRL IS JULIET" "fuck me?" I'm going to spaghetti this shit up, I can sense it, even though I'm good at public speaking, acting, an an okay singer.[/QUOTE] Make sure you get to know what your lines mean. Nothing pisses me off more than a Shakespeare play in which none of the actors know what they're talking about.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;39664639]Prince of Verona, tells the Capulets and Montagues to eat a fucking dick.[/QUOTE] I went to a Romeo and Juliet play few years ago, at the 'severe their maidenheads' line, an idiot in the audience stood up and showed the world his boner. Security escorted him out.

Me and a friend went out of Ann Summers carrying a bag each of kinky outfits and lube etc. and so I decided to text her boyfriend in a teasingly way. I said "OI, come to Tammy's she has a little something for you ;)" he says "Who's Tammy?" I say "YOUR GIRLFRIEND, you dumbass. Now, GET IN BED by the time you get there, she has something to show you ;)" He then says "I'm scared. I think you have the wrong number." And it wasn't him at all, but another friend of the same name with severe learning difficulties. He won't talk to me any more after that incident :suicide: [editline]22nd February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;39656043]The first time I saw a black person I pointed at him and said ''mommy why is that man so dirty.''[/QUOTE] When I was little and saw a black person for the first time I asked my mum "Why is he covered in chocolate?" :suicide:

I have a few I just remembered -Getting stared at after complaining about people staring -Accidentally shouting "I'm not bisexual" in the middle of class -Having a really bad cough and cold during an exam surrounded by the whole Year -My close friend shouting out "YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT" after I said something was an accident -Going into a room looking for something and not finding it until someone else looks for it

[QUOTE=U.Joebenson] I watched as he slathered my shaving cream all over his pie.[/QUOTE] Sounds like an innuendo.

[QUOTE=Lethaxx;39683396]Sounds like an innuendo.[/QUOTE] did u giv him the genital lolipop

I suggest reading this before reading what I write below it. [QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39111909]This isn't me but an Austrian friend of mine. Copied from chat. So... January this year I was in a special school in Salzburg, since my job required some special education and stuff, for like 10 weeks. Was pretty fun and all, nice class, hilarious room mates at the hostel and so on. Every morning when we took the bus then there was this one girl which went into the same school as me. I wanted to talk to her but yeah, never got around of that. But in the last two weeks I said fuck it and got over myself. I went much better than expected and I never really fucking thought that I was able to get such a positive reaction from such a girl. She gave me her number and so did I. When school was over and I had to head back home, like 400km, once in a while we texted and stuff. A month or two after this, she asked me if I wanted to come over to her for a weekend, I said "why not". In the evening then after we ate she asked where I'd like to sleep. Being me I was just like "meh I don't care"... Then it became awkward for me. She knew that I never had a girlfriend or anything, yet she said I can share the bed with her... I was just like frozen and full of wat. Yeah, nothing happend etc. and she actually seemed disappointed the next morning. What I still don't get why... Either she was really desperate OR she actually really liked me. Personally I rather think it's the first one. (FYI she was 19)[/QUOTE] Copying this straight out of my chatlog with Polly. Alright, I was sitting on a bench in school, checking my stuff when she walked past. I was litterly speechless. She smiled at me and said hi, I was not able to say anything. Later on then, a day later I think I managed to talk to her, asking her if she has time at lunch. She said they don't have lunch on friday. Meh I was already thinking that she has no interest anymore so I went meh. But I asked anyway what she was doing next week. But obviously she said she has no time. Later I talked to the friend who made me talk to her back then, he said that I should forget it and he was true because she said SHE HAS NO LUNCH TIME BUT SHE HAD BECAUSE I SAW HER WALKING INTO THE CANTINA. Also she's avoiding me as hell now because she noticed that I saw her. Funny thing.

Background: I get invited to this girl's birthday party whom I barely know, but according to my friends, she likes me and thinks I'm hot. At the party, all my friends do is taunt us. I'm naturally awkward, so I wasn't really doing much before they came and started being assholes, so I was a lot more awkward AFTER that. A little bit into the party, they all just walked away and left me and her alone in order to "let me make my move", even though I wasn't planning on making a move. She suggested that we hide up in the attic, just to hide from them. Me not thinking, figured it was a good idea since I was really starting to get pissed off at my friends for doing this shit. We went up there for like a minute, and her mom came up to everybody else and asked where her daughter was. We walked down from the attic and her mom sees this and pulls her aside. We didn't even do anything up there anyway. Apparently, I'm not allowed back in her house after that :v:

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;39700326]Background: I get invited to this girl's birthday party whom I barely know, but according to my friends, she likes me and thinks I'm hot. At the party, all my friends do is taunt us. I'm naturally awkward, so I wasn't really doing much before they came and started being assholes, so I was a lot more awkward AFTER that. A little bit into the party, they all just walked away and left me and her alone in order to "let me make my move", even though I wasn't planning on making a move. She suggested that we hide up in the attic, just to hide from them. Me not thinking, figured it was a good idea since I was really starting to get pissed off at my friends for doing this shit. We went up there for like a minute, and her mom came up to everybody else and asked where her daughter was. We walked down from the attic and her mom sees this and pulls her aside. We didn't even do anything up there anyway. Apparently, I'm not allowed back in her house after that :v:[/QUOTE] So you didn't slather your shaving cream all over her pie?

so I was in elementary school and for some reason during one recess session i started a game were the boys would walk away from some girls slowly and if they followed we would turn around and slap their booties. This game went for the whole recess up until we had to go to class. For some dumb reason i thought it was a good idea to slap an ass right before class which then resulted in the teacher seeing it. i was sent the principle which was also extremely awkward because my mom worked there. I had to explain the whole thing to the principle and then she told it to my mom so it didn't turn out well for me.

Had to go to the bathroom during my networking class earlier. Went in, dropped my pants, and suddenly the door opened (it was a bathroom with only 1 toilet, and nothing between it and the door). It was the head of the computer science program at my school. He didn't see much except my ass, but it'll still be awkward as hell if (when) I have to take his class later on.