Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Walked into the men's bathroom at school. 3 year old girl pissing in the sink. Wat.

I just got finished telling this story, and it happened today: I totally made a runner trip today when we were jogging. I said "Did you see the Romanian gymnast, she was hot." he turns his head, and goes straight, and I mean straight into a hurdle. The look on his face while I helped him up was hilarious.

In year 2 i stabbed a girl in the ear with a pencil, making her deaf in her left ear, and to make it look like i didn't do it i moved to the other side of the desk and put my head on my work, the teacher call me to her desk and i remember seeing clear liquid coming from the girls ear as she was holding it, i then tasted it, i was then expelled from the school and then got moved to a completely better school where i pissed my pants because at teacher shouted at me, ohh, and the girl who i deafened still hates me and wants to kill me, i've not ever seen her since, [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] i also had to be taken home by the head teacher, we go past my house, she puts the brakes on and my next door neighbor tells her to open the window and he asked if i knew the woman, i shout "NO, HELP ME" and then he tries to drag me out and the head teacher speeds of and shouts at me, it was like i was kid-napped, that was a fun day [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=rovar;37026998]Walked into the men's bathroom at school. 3 year old girl pissing in the sink. Wat.[/QUOTE] i remember pissing in the sink when i was in infants, i was caught then sent to reception and then i pissed in the safe, then my mom had to take me home.

how the fuck do you manage to stab someone with a pencil

[QUOTE=Recurracy;37028654]how the fuck do you manage to stab someone with a pencil[/QUOTE] Unsuspecting girl who sat next to me + sharp pencil aimed at ear + being mildly autistic = a deaf girl who hates me

That's still dumb as shit. Why would you even aim it toward her ear? And then [i]tasting the liquid that came from her ear?[/i] Holy shit, man, you are all kinds of fucked up.

[QUOTE=medal-12;37028694]Unsuspecting girl who sat next to me + sharp pencil aimed at ear + being [I][B][U]mildly autistic [/U][/B][/I]= a deaf girl who hates me[/QUOTE] terrible excuse

That's almost as bad as shitting your pants.

[QUOTE=Flicky;37028829]That's still dumb as shit. Why would you even aim it toward her ear? And then [i]tasting the liquid that came from her ear?[/i] Holy shit, man, you are all kinds of fucked up.[/QUOTE] I actually have no idea why i did it, like no recollection of what was running through my mind, i just picked it up and stabbed her with it, and i know, to taste the liquid is some messed up shit, i was defiantly all kinds of fucked up back then [QUOTE=Recurracy;37028856]terrible excuse[/QUOTE] I know it is, but it's the only thing i can think of that can even justify my actions

[QUOTE=medal-12;37028927]I know it is, but it's the only thing i can think of that can even [b]justify my actions[/b][/QUOTE] It's not justification. I have a form of autism, too. It's all about learning how to deal with what you have and not blaming it on anything you do. Take some responsibility. You've permanently scarred a girl.

[QUOTE=Flicky;37028949]It's not justification. I have a form of autism, too. It's all about learning how to deal with what you have and not blaming it on anything you do. Take some responsibility. You've permanently scarred a girl.[/QUOTE] So i'd imagine that at age 4 you were able to have as much self control as you do today and know what is the right thing to to and what isn't as well as you can today?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37029001]You must be more than autistic. Maybe fucking retarded would be a better adjective. Holy shit how did she not kill you?[/QUOTE] She was pre-occupied with clutching her ear and crying, and the day after i got expelled

Tasting blood and earwax sounds like a terrible thing to do, I bet someone with down's syndrome would even be disgusted by the mere thought of it let alone actually tasting it, what the fuck man. My little brother has "mild" autism and even HE thinks it's retarded, disgusting and stupid at the same time. In no way, shape or form is that a valid excuse or justification. [editline]1st August 2012[/editline] Even at the age of 4.

[QUOTE=oakman26;37029045]mildly autistic+totally retarded [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] you tasted her ear pus shit[/QUOTE] it was clear and i was panicked, again, it's not like i even thought about my actions before i did it

[QUOTE=medal-12;37028694]Unsuspecting girl who sat next to me + sharp pencil aimed at ear + being mildly autistic = a deaf girl who hates me[/QUOTE] Being self-diagnosed with aspergers =/= being mildly autistic

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37029073]That's not really embarrassing, more of a traumatizing event. I really hope you do feel bad about that. You know, the right thing to do would be to apologize to her.[/QUOTE] I have apologized to her, when i remembered about her last week i took the time to go to her house and tell her i was sorry, she said that she hated me, then slapped me, but she accepted it, and to be quite honest i feel better about the whole thing, hence why i told you guys about it [QUOTE=BananaFoam;37029078]Being self-diagnosed with aspergers =/= being mildly autistic[/QUOTE] I'm was actually diagnosed as autistic when i was about 3, i didn't know what it was back then, so i didn't care about it, but now i do, and now i have learnt what i think is right to do, is usually not the right thing

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37029155]Please tell me she's only deaf in that ear? I won't feel as bad if that's the case and you won't be such a terrible person.[/QUOTE] Yeah, not completely deaf though, i asked her that on thursday, i wouldn't know what to do w/ myself if i made her completely deaf Also, might be worth saying that she can still hear through it, but it's one of those cases where it's only strong vibrations that get picked up by her left ear

the [I]fuck[/I] ew, cringe, yuck

You PERMANENTLY made a girl half deaf, I honestly couldn't live with myself.

Better than stabbing her in the eye but still fucked up

[QUOTE=medal-12;37028545]i then tasted it[/QUOTE] I can't help but imagine you saying something like "[I]I WANT TO TASTE YOUR PAAAAIN.[/I]"

I went to a tech camp thing when I was like ~12. There were about 30 other kids, plus a friend of mine that was a few years older (I use friend loosely really). So, we (the entire group) were playing this game called Sharks vs. Minnows or something of the sort. Basically there are two teams, sharks and minnows (duh). If you're a shark, you stand in the middle of the playing field and tag any minnows that pass. Minnows just try to not get tagged. If you get tagged as a minnow you turn into a shark. Anyway, I was a shark and that friend of mine was a minnow. He started being a douchenozzle about the whole thing about how he hasn't been tagged for several rounds. I get annoyed at him and basically vow to focus on only him when he passes. So, the round starts, minnows start running straight through the sharks, I see my friend out of the corner of my eye and I mindlessly and very forcibly sidestep my way towards him. In the process I literally slam and knock down the girl I was semi-friends with and kind of was crushing on, plus at least one or two other people. it was pretty terrible. we didn't talk much after that. also any of those games where everyone gets in a circle and you have to remember their name plus one thing they like or their favorite food or whatever. it's worse since I always seem to get stuck at the end of the circle and have to remember [I]everyone's[/I] name. (i have never played a game of this with less than 30 people)

I was sitting in my 8th period science listening to my teacher go on about god knows what, we had a football game that day so i had on a dress shirt with a tie and pants, whatnot. At one point i started nodding off before completely passing out on my desk. I was woken up a few minutes later when the assistant teacher in the room took me out in the hallway in front of everyone and told me to go around the corner and splash water in my face. After that shit that tie and shirt felt a lot less badass.

One time I was swimming in the pool with my brother and my cousin and my brother was swimming under the water trying to drag my foot down and tackle me. Ultimately my brother managed to grab my leg when I was swimming away from him and he ended up pulling my shorts down and my cousin laughed and said I had a baby dick. My cousin and brother enjoy annoying me.

Second one which just came to mind: I was at a local amusement park for a school field trip, me and a friend of mine ordered a pizza, he went off somewhere for a sec and i was sitting there eating it, minding my own business, i took a bite and it was really sloppy because it was hot, and i could tell i had pizza sauce and shit on my face. I looked up and noticed that a really cute girl was staring at me. :suicide: I think i was smart enough to kinda cover it but i believe it was too slow, she smiled and waved and i waved back but damn it was weird, who knows what she saw.

one day I decided to use my steam shirt that I got gifted from steam translation server, anyway it's most just black with a small steam logo written on, my teacher saw that and said in front of everyone "WHAT A NERD USING A STEAM SHIRT, REALLY NERD", my friends started to say I was addicted in TF2, and for my surprise the teacher said he used to play a lot QTF

[QUOTE=Starscre4M;37036333]one day I decided to use my steam shirt that I got gifted from steam translation server, anyway it's most just black with a small steam logo written on, my teacher saw that and said in front of everyone "WHAT A NERD USING A STEAM SHIRT, REALLY NERD", my friends started to say I was addicted in TF2, and for my surprise the teacher said he used to play a lot QTF[/QUOTE] Um, what? i don't think any teacher would say anything like that :v:

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;37029834]Second one which just came to mind: I was at a local amusement park for a school field trip, me and a friend of mine ordered a pizza, he went off somewhere for a sec and i was sitting there eating it, minding my own business, i took a bite and it was really sloppy because it was hot, and i could tell i had pizza sauce and shit on my face. I looked up and noticed that a really cute girl was staring at me. :suicide: I think i was smart enough to kinda cover it but i believe it was too slow, she smiled and waved and i waved back but damn it was weird, who knows what she saw.[/QUOTE] She probably thought you were cute. She probably watched you stick that sloppy, gooey, delicious piece of pizza into your gaping maw an- Uh yeah..

I was going extremely fast down the hill that my house sits on on my bike. I used the front brake by accident.

I just remembered this incident that happened to me a while ago. So I was on holiday with my family and in order to get to the island that the hotel was on we had to take a flight on this shitty old ass plane. I sat at the back of the plane with my sister and cousin, infront of us was a family of like 15 people, more importanty was the fact that the youngest people in the family were sitting infront of us (it seemed like they were two 8 year olds and one 7 year old). These kids were annoying as hell, they kept throwing food at me and generally being shitheads, after telling their mum to tame her children several times I took matters into my own hands, I hit the back of the 6 year old's chair with my hand to make her stop what she was doing but due to the shittyness of the plane the back of the chair was loose and swung forward at a great speed, this trapped the little girl between the back of the chair and the seat and the only way to bring the seat back up to the right position was to press the button on the arm rest. The girl in her panic didn't know how to do this so she sat there, trapped screaming like shit while her entire army of a family stare me down, all this is going on while I try to explain why I just tried to murder their kid. getting off that plane and walking past all those people was hell