Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;37132855]Why would you do this?[/QUOTE] I don't know. I feel bad about it now :c

[QUOTE=Keelwar;37132898]I don't know. I feel bad about it now :c[/QUOTE] That was bad and you should feel bad.

Middle school was rough, all throughout middle school I slept entirely throughout Math Class. No joke I would sleep in math class every god damn day. In the sixth grade I fell asleep and woke up with "I like dick" written on my water bottle. Later in the eight grade I fell asleep during our firsts test and the teacher came by to ask me if I was finished. Half asleep I mumble yeah. She lifts the test up and it literally begins to separate from it's self because it's so wet from my drool. She tells me that there was a back side and gets me a new one while everyone laughs.

When they the cashier ask you "For here or to go?" and I say Yes

The post about whoever had to sing that song reminded me of what was an debilitating experience for me, (It'd probably be a prideful or 'coolkid' one for any other person, if they did not share my own mental disposition). It was when I was much younger, in Music 7. The teacher had us sing [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTGyWT0Cg]this[/url] song each day, as a chorus. Now, I've never been able to look someone in the eye while speaking with them, (and even regardless of speaking to them). My face has always contorted into a look of disgust and annoyance in public, and my mood dropped from whatever it was at to resemble that look. And I've never willingly attended any social event ever. I've not never willingly or openly spoken in public, (with exception to getting asked a question or something). The same goes for any time I was at school, I never spoke to my classmates and was left completely alone in return, (Save for a few antagonists, who made me what I am to everyone else). Singing along with my class was unacceptable to me, so I'd stand silent away from them while they did -- no one ever noticed. Though eventually, we were to learn a new song. One which was disgustingly flamboyant and 'cute, and, joyful'. Some people learned it alone while others sung in a group. While the others were doing a group practice of the song, I stood idly away, but that didn't notice some of the other students noticing the absence of my voice and calling me out on it. The teacher didn't notice their inquires at first, though later on he did and he asked me to do a part of the song alone in front of the class. I frowned and shook my head in a horizontal fashion, which prompted him to berate me about it before eventually threatening detention. My frown turned to a deathly glare, and I said, 'No,' he threatened to call the principal and I said, 'I don't care,'. The class didn't say a word, and I was simply wallowing in conscious pain, the attention was horrible and so was the authoritarian threats of the teacher bearing down on me. I was on the verge of tears at all of this, I was scared of the teacher, at my own actions, and of those around me. Eventually he gave up, (I assume that it was because of the wetting of my eyes and my deathly stare) and said that I would fail if I didn't sing, though I just walked away from him and sat idle while he sung with the rest of the class until the end of the period. It was a horrible day from then, I was fearing a call from the principal though there was none, I didn't complete my work for any other class that day either and personally dropped behind my mental standards. I did fail music that year, and had to retake it again the next, though I've not passed the course at all even through High School. (Every year after that was my doing, though, I would sit idle in class and refuse any stimulus from anyone else until the period was over. I felt like I was failing myself and acting like a prick to others, even if I wasn't really consciously in control of my actions)

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[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;37132216]How old were you? Seems pretty drastic for a Dad to kick a kid in the chest so hard that you went flying.[/QUOTE] I think around 5-8

[QUOTE=jaykray;37135171]I think around 5-8[/QUOTE] What exactly did he do to you afterwards?

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37135188]What exactly did he do to you afterwards?[/QUOTE] Left the room, I don't remember him saying anything.

[QUOTE=jaykray;37135221]Left the room, I don't remember him saying anything.[/QUOTE] So he walked in Super rib smash kicked your chest sending you flying into a wall Then walked the fuck out? Wat

5th grade, some jackass pulled down my pants. I forgot to put on underwear that morning before leaving because I was in a hurry and I slept naked.

Hosting a LAN party at my house. I ended up going to sleep in my own bed. This was also where the server was. So in the morning as my friends come back in to turn it on. they see me asleep in my bed. They rip off the doona, while doing this they also, somehow, managed to rip my boxers off, or they took it off is what i think nothing wakes me up easily, ive slept through an earthquake before. So i walk out of my bedroom once i wake up, the lan was in the next room, where everyone else was. Me being rather sleepy, didnt realise that my boxers had been ripped off. So i proceed to walk through the LAN room, completely naked. I only realised i was when i went to the toilet, about 10 minutes later.... no one even told me. Edited to fix wrong words

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37136288]Hosting a LAN party at my house. I ended up going to sleep in my own bed. This was also where the server was. So in the morning as my friends come back in to turn it on. they see me asleep in my bed. They rip off the doona, while doing this they also, somehow, managed to rip my boxers off, or they took it off i think. nothing wakes me up easily, ive slept through an earthquake before. So i walk out of my bedroom one i wake up, the lan was in the next room, where everyone else was. Me being rather sleeping didnt realise that my boxers had been ripped off. So i proceed to walk through the LAN room, completely naked. I only realised i was when i went to the toilet, about 10 minutes later.... no one even told me.[/QUOTE] Did you have morning wood?

Around Christmas time last year, my latin class was assigned a project. We had to write a few sentences about a person we picked from a hat in latin and give them compliments and stuff. The kid I got was a soccer player and was fairly shy, so I knew nothing about him. Me, being fairly terrible at Latin, shoved together a few sentences about him kicking soccer balls and stuff. When it came time to present, I read off the Latin to the class. That was the easy part. Then I had to translate it. Everything was going fine, up until the soccer ball sentence. Since the Romans never had soccer, there was no fucking word for "soccer", and since we were doing a direct translation, I said, "Uhh he kicks balls." The class stared at me for a few seconds. In a mild panic, I spat out, "Soccer balls", which probably made things worse. The class started laughing, and the kid I wrote the sentences for turned bright red.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;37136581]Did you have morning wood?[/QUOTE] So thats why i was getting funny looks

I just remembered something that makes me cringe so badly When I walked up to somebody from behind thinking it was my friend saying their name then slapping them on the back Turns around and say 'I'm not X' then walks away Then I stand there like a fucking dipshit and proceed to slink away to where my friend ACTUALLY was God damnit

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37136288]Hosting a LAN party at my house. I ended up going to sleep in my own bed. This was also where the server was. So in the morning as my friends come back in to turn it on. they see me asleep in my bed. They rip off the doona, while doing this they also, somehow, managed to rip my boxers off, or they took it off is what i think nothing wakes me up easily, ive slept through an earthquake before. So i walk out of my bedroom once i wake up, the lan was in the next room, where everyone else was. Me being rather sleepy, didnt realise that my boxers had been ripped off. So i proceed to walk through the LAN room, completely naked. I only realised i was when i went to the toilet, about 10 minutes later.... no one even told me. Edited to fix wrong words[/QUOTE] They liked you like that.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;37136944]I just remembered something that makes me cringe so badly When I walked up to somebody from behind thinking it was my friend saying their name then slapping them on the back Turns around and say 'I'm not X' then walks away Then I stand there like a fucking dipshit and proceed to slink away to where my friend ACTUALLY was God damnit[/QUOTE] Once a year and a half ago when I was skiing, I approached two people who were dressed exactly like my friends I was skiing with, but they were turned around. That entire day we had been greeting each other with the phrase, "How does Ronny Ron taste, master?" from the dramatic reading of "30 Hs". (It was hilarious at the time for some reason) I put on my worst British accent, curled my voice, and greeted them. Both of them turned around, one of them being a lady and the other one being some guy with a mustache and they laughed at me. Later that day, my friends coaxed me to go off a ski-jump. I went off at full speed, believing it to be another, smaller jump. When I realized what I was going off, I leaned backwards, but my momentum didn't exactly falter. I flew off the jump, getting about 10 feet of height before crashing into the snow. People on the ski-lift started laughing. I couldn't move for like, five minutes, but twenty minutes later my friends and I were all laughing about it. My entire body hurt for like, three weeks afterwards, but nothing was broken. We got the entire thing on video too.

my sports teacher asked me if i do karate i said i do karate shotokan-futanari the word was fudokan.... I am sure a got this word, from this forum what facepunch does to you...

One time I was at the cinema with a friend, and when buying tickets, the lady asked for our age. My friend just sort of stares and says "umm, how old are we again?". At this moment, I too, had also forgotten our ages. I hate going full retard like that.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;37135879]So he walked in Super rib smash kicked your chest sending you flying into a wall Then walked the fuck out? Wat[/QUOTE] yes, although i landed on soft stuff so I was just shaken not hurt.

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;37137901]One time I was at the cinema with a friend, and when buying tickets, the lady asked for our age. My friend just sort of stares and says "umm, how old are we again?". At this moment, I too, had also forgotten our ages. I hate going full retard like that.[/QUOTE] At work, my nickname is "Nurminen" (finnish names, don't freak out) while my real name does not contain that word at all. I get called that so much at work that I've said it quite a few times when someone asks for my last name. Like "What's your last name?" "Nurminen" "Ok" "Wait, nooo... it's not, it's actually *correct name*" Tends to confuse people a bit. :v:

i live in bradford so their lots of immgrents larking about and this cold winter night i thought id crack out the film this is england and i while i was watching it little khalid from down my road knocked at the door i let him in and we watched the whole film and mate let me tell you he was fuming

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;37137200]Once a year and a half ago when I was skiing, I approached two people who were dressed exactly like my friends I was skiing with, but they were turned around. That entire day we had been greeting each other with the phrase, "How does Ronny Ron taste, master?" from the dramatic reading of "30 Hs". (It was hilarious at the time for some reason) I put on my worst British accent, curled my voice, and greeted them. Both of them turned around, one of them being a lady and the other one being some guy with a mustache and they laughed at me. Later that day, my friends coaxed me to go off a ski-jump. I went off at full speed, believing it to be another, smaller jump. When I realized what I was going off, I leaned backwards, but my momentum didn't exactly falter. I flew off the jump, getting about 10 feet of height before crashing into the snow. People on the ski-lift started laughing. I couldn't move for like, five minutes, but twenty minutes later my friends and I were all laughing about it. My entire body hurt for like, three weeks afterwards, but nothing was broken. [b]We got the entire thing on video too.[/b][/QUOTE] Sharing is caring. :v:

Sex dream at a sleepover.

When I was like 12-13, it was the thing to have birthday sleepovers at a hotel room, so when one of my friends birthdays came up, she got a hotel room for her birthday for our circle of friends. Everyone's there and having a fun time and eventually bedtime hits; I was one of the first ones to fall asleep while everyone else was still awake. Skip a couple hours until I wake up and feel that I had started my (very heavy) period in front of everyone.. which wouldn't have been that bad except none of my friends had any pads or tampons and neither did the hotel for those of you who don't know, menstrual cycles are usually very irregular for the first couple of years and in my case, my periods were really fucking heavy, which was already embarrassing enough itself tl;dr When I was 12, I had to go home at like 2 AM from a birthday party because I started my period and absolutely no one had any pads or tampons to stop it. I cried :<

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;37141394]Sharing is caring. :v:[/QUOTE] I'll consider it.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37129372]my bf's russian and apparently his language doesn't have the "th" sound in it, so he can't pronounce it either. he uses "v" instead of "th" - i've never noticed the difference.[/QUOTE] bullshit, russians dont do like that russian represent here.

Last year where the MLPFIM fandom was starting to grow ( somewhere around late October, I really have no idea because of my shitty memory ) I was browsing Facepunch on the first hours of school with a laptop and I got linked to a MLP thread. I was one sleepy motherfucker so I just read through the MLP chat thread... and passed through a porn image of Twilight Sprinkle. (?) I didn't exactly care for atleast 10 seconds until my brain registered the pony shape and the fact that I was supposed to dislike them because that's the norm. During that period, a friend walked in on me and said something along the lines of "Hey Nico wait what" and then he just stared very much at it for atleast 5+ seconds where I did something that resembled a squeak. I did everything but close the browser; minimized it, then resized it halfway where you could see the fucking pony pussy until I closed it and looked back at him through the reflection of my back wallpaper. He looked horrified. I looked horrified. We never talked about it.

[QUOTE=Rammaster;37134356]When they the cashier ask you "For here or to go?" and I say Yes[/QUOTE] Once this happened but I didn't understand the woman who said it so I decided it would be a great idea to say 'Surprise me' as enthusiastically as I could, I looked a fucking retard infront of everyone in there :suicide: