Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Cows Rule;37182987]My chemistry teacher once asked if I had a mental disability that made my handwriting bad. Every year there are two comments I hear; "XXXX, you are an excellent speaker" (I was once recognized for my ability "in the spoken word" by my spanish teacher.) The other being, "XXXX your handwriting is crap, if you don't write better you will begin to fail this class." My Chem teacher would write these little notes on the sides of my paper commenting on it. "XXXX it's 10 o'clock at night and I can't read this." My english teacher even once attested to some times taking headache medication.[/QUOTE] It can't be that bad right?

[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;37178105]I could tell this story in a lot shorter of a post, but I feel like being a tiny bit verbose. It was 8th grade in my world history class. The teacher was giving his lecture about WWII. I was zoned out in my thoughts, but was still able to listen to him talking. I started to think about something really funny that I can't remember right now. All I know is that it was a funny face that I saw on a crappy-made billboard. I was able to hold back my laughter for awhile, but I soon began putting said funny face on certain people in my head. I also imagined the theme for Super Mario Bros 2 as the face was slowly zoomed in on. The images became more and more hilarious, but I managed to keep my cool. However, this series of images led to a thought that soon would be the bane of my dignity. I put the face on [b]Hitler giving a speech[/b]. This thought was the straw that broke the camels back. As much as I wanted to, I couldn't contain my laughter. What was forced out of my lungs was a loud, a reverberating: MRRKKRKRKPFTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH My heart sank as every single eye in the room was pointed at me, and as some people rolled them. They wouldn't stop fucking staring at me until what felt like 10 minutes had passed. The worst part is that this kind of thing happens EVERY SCHOOL DAY.[/QUOTE] Do you have ADD? Either way everything seems hilarious for you.

Oh, I have plenty of hand writing-related stories due to having dyspraxia. Perhaps the best was when my teacher threw a four-year-old's handwriting book at me in class, when I was 15. In front of everyone, and announced that my writing was worse than people who write with their mouths because they have no hands. My guitar playing is alright, though.

I can write more neatly back-to-front than I can left-to-right. On the bright side, my teachers let anyone type up most stuff now. Suppose that most of my embarrasing stories come from the "you too" responses, though.

When people ask me my name and I almost answer Maruhai.

Some guy went to my door and started asking for donations or something, I just automatically answered "I don't need any, thanks".

I was taking a shit at school, because I was so desperate. This was back at my old school, so there were 8-10 stalls + 5 urinals. I'm squeezing out this artillery shell, trying in one push so people don't hear. I had brought my notebook along, and I dropped it on the floor. I leaned to my left to pick it up, with the tip of my dick over the seat. My body immediately decided it would be the best time to empty my bladder, so I end up pissing furiously all over the floor. To my dismay, the janitor walked in. [editline]12th August 2012[/editline] I spent my 8000th post on that. Great.

Oh man too many to count. I remember a girl with a hair loss problem asked me out to the 6th grade end of the year dance and seeing as she was actually pretty nice and one of my friends already. i said yes, but because so many of the people going were extremely cruel jackasses they pointed and laughed at Her and I until she ran out crying. I followed her out and even though she said it wasn't my fault I still felt guilty for not trying to protect her or something.

I forgot how awkward I find it when you get on a bus, the driver says "Good morning" and you say "Hi". Same goes other way around.

>at a party >see a hot girl >popular jock sees me eying her >loudly declares that the "nerd" is trying to "get it in" >pushes us together >she starts grinding on me while I stand there, limp >everyone is laughing >she tells me to get into it >stutter out, "b-back that ass up." >the laughter pierces my soul

Should've got it in [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] give her the dick

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37217521]I've read that somewhere before, I'm sure.[/QUOTE] It's from 4chan (as evidenced by the "greentext story" format). It was not funny there and stil isn't a few months later as copypasta.

When my grandfather asked me what my girlfriends name was infront of the family [sp] I don't have one[/sp] [sp];-;[/sp]

today i ordered a medium egg

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;37226075]When my grandfather asked me what my girlfriends name was infront of the family [sp] I don't have one[/sp] [sp];-;[/sp][/QUOTE] Got confused for a minute because I thought you were saying you just didn't have a name for your girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Dan2593;37227424]Got confused for a minute because I thought you were saying you just didn't have a name for your girlfriend.[/QUOTE] "So what's your girlfriend's name?" "She doesn't have one. I just call her #8008135"

So about a month ago we were in the mall sitting in one of those sections with the sofas anyone can sit in... My friend and other friend are talking all quietly and im like what? They tell me to "go away for a sec" and im like "wtf I drove you here and your going to tell me to leave so you can talk?". So I guess my friend was a bit irritable and he turns to me and yells "OKAY FINE I NEED CONDOMS OKAY" and I lookup to see 3 people with concerned looks on their face and this old man grinning. I got up and walked about 4 stores down to starbucks and just sat there for a bit.

wow you guys really blow up a little situation. I went with my mate to by condoms, I was best mates with his girlfriend before I met him. It wasn't awkward. Actually on reflection I probably shouldn't have asked him how many he gets through in a month.

Yeah well im 16. And it wasn't that. But all the familys giving us disproving looks while 1 lone old man grinning at us. He apparently STILL needs some, and it creates all kinds of unnecessary awkward situations. This one time we were at a college campus for some summer project our school makes us do. I noticed the sign on the health room saying "free condoms"... He kept eyeing it every single day as we walked to lunch. The 3rd day I asked if he wanted me to get him some if he was to nervous. The camp director turns around and just like stares at us. He was mortified. I personally thought it was funny.

I don't really understand the embarrassment behind buying condoms, it's not like the people selling them/giving them out are gonna shun you for wanting them; quite the opposite really.

The first time I bought condoms I felt fucking awesome, not embarrassed.

I've never had to buy condoms /EmbarassingStory

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37231392]I can't buy condoms, because my mom is friends with every single person out here (It's a small town) so my girlfriend gets her friend to buy condoms for us.[/QUOTE] be a man and buy your own condoms, does your mum talk to the supermarket owner on a daily basis and check there sales records and tracks your credit card?

When I was 4 I had to take some medicine from the doctor. It was like a pink pepto bismol colored medicine thing that was supposed to taste like strawberries, but as soon as I took a huge gulp of it, I spit it back right onto the doctor who just administered me 20$ medicine. It didn't taste like strawberry. So my mom had to pay extra money to have me take shots to get the same medicine.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37231392]I can't buy condoms, because my mom is friends with every single person out here (It's a small town) so my girlfriend gets her friend to buy condoms for us.[/QUOTE] Buying comdoms just shows your mother that you're being safe.

(inserting convieniently off-topic 'embarrassing' topic.) Believe I was about 10-12 at the time, and it was october 31st, but still daylight. Me and a few other kids were fooling around, but I got picked on alot back then. Anyways, the kid next door to me had a 'shed' if you will, a very small area about 50 feet from the other shed.. I don't really know why it's there. Well, it soon became a place we hung out in alot, and there were only two ways to get out of it, to remove the glass.. 'slider' window that was only being held up with by a rope, and the other way was the door, which could be locked without a key. October 31st/day came around, and we were messing around in there, and a bunch of the kids attempted to lock me inside the cursed 'secondary shed', and almost succeeded, altho I somehow managed to be stronger then two-three of the kids to get out.. heck only knows why. TL;DR : almost got locked in a shed on halloween day.

At my first lecture at university I had gone to the wrong lecture theatre. There was about 200 hundred people and I was right in the middle. I realised after about 5 minutes but took another 10 to pick up the courage to leave. Anyway I had to ask people to stand up like in a movie theatre as i shuffled my way out. As I was leaving he stopped talking and just watched me. When i finally got out i overheard the lecturer say "well thats a great start to the year" as well as a laughter from all the students.

[QUOTE=Vladim;37232319](inserting convieniently off-topic 'embarrassing' topic.) Believe I was about 10-12 at the time, and it was october 31st, but still daylight. Me and a few other kids were fooling around, but I got picked on alot back then. Anyways, the kid next door to me had a 'shed' if you will, a very small area about 50 feet from the other shed.. I don't really know why it's there. Well, it soon became a place we hung out in alot, and there were only two ways to get out of it, to remove the glass.. 'slider' window that was only being held up with by a rope, and the other way was the door, which could be locked without a key. October 31st/day came around, and we were messing around in there, and a bunch of the kids attempted to lock me inside the cursed 'secondary shed', and almost succeeded, altho I somehow managed to be stronger then two-three of the kids to get out.. heck only knows why. TL;DR : almost got locked in a shed on halloween day.[/QUOTE] How is this embarrassing?

I don't know, but I was scared shitless. There was that one time a kid made me do whatever he wanted because he had a bigass branch and was the neighborhood(close enough?) bully. Turns out the poor guy was just lonely, like everyone else in the world.

[QUOTE=Vex;37216620]>at a party >see a hot girl >popular jock sees me eying her >loudly declares that the "nerd" is trying to "get it in" >pushes us together >she starts grinding on me while I stand there, limp >everyone is laughing >she tells me to get into it >stutter out, "b-back that ass up." >the laughter pierces my soul[/QUOTE] you little shit you took that from an archived 4chan thread from /r9k/ i remember that thread [editline]14th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mitchell4500;37228667]So about a month ago we were in the mall sitting in one of those sections with the sofas anyone can sit in... My friend and other friend are talking all quietly and im like what? They tell me to "go away for a sec" and im like "wtf I drove you here and your going to tell me to leave so you can talk?". So I guess my friend was a bit irritable and he turns to me and yells "OKAY FINE I NEED CONDOMS OKAY" and I lookup to see 3 people with concerned looks on their face and this old man grinning. I got up and walked about 4 stores down to starbucks and just sat there for a bit.[/QUOTE] i remember i used to buy other shit to hide the box with like food all around the condoms the lady behind the counter smiled (laughter the first time) every damn time