Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Bamfan;37260931]My friend periodically fucks her boyfriend in the same room when I'm asleep. (There are two beds in it.) One time I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. Had to lay there for 10 minutes and not pretend to hear anything..[/QUOTE] Have a conversation with them. Make it awkward. If they're going to fuck while you're in the room and annoy you like that, annoy them back.

[QUOTE=SL128;37264954]Relevant to this thread. [video=youtube;kP6OaIepE_4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP6OaIepE_4[/video] [SUB]That was the best version I could find.[/SUB][/QUOTE] Oh my goodness nostalgia. I remember trying to learn how to tie my shoes from that song.

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;37267918]I never learned how to ride a bike[/QUOTE] I never learned to swim, or ride a bike. I can tie my shoes just fine though

I've never actually learned how to swim, I think I swim decently but it's hard for me to float. The instructors at the pool were just like "Ok whatever you passed since we don't feel like teaching you again"

[QUOTE=megafat;37280446]Have a conversation with them. Make it awkward. If they're going to fuck while you're in the room and annoy you like that, annoy them back.[/QUOTE] Or just politely ask them to take it to another room.

I went to go hang out with my friends and we were telling ghost stories later that night I was so scared I went into my [i]little[/i] brother's room and I opened the futon to sleep there because I was so afraid I am 17

[QUOTE=megafat;37280446]Have a conversation with them. Make it awkward. If they're going to fuck while you're in the room and annoy you like that, annoy them back.[/QUOTE] Instead, he should just start masturbating loudly on purpose. Making it much more awkward.

or ask to join

I live up where winters get fucking cold and snowy, right? So in elementary school, we brought hats, gloves, snowpants, snow boots, and heavy coats to play outside at recess. Well, during snack one day,a girl scared the ever living shit out of me causing me to drop my nearly full milk carton all over my pants. I had to wear awkward shitty overalls held together by safety pins for the rest of the day. Mortifying at the time, but funny as hell now.

I know how to tie my shoes. But only the left one. When I try to tie the right shoe I fuck it up, always. Guys help me.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37281681]I know how to tie my shoes. But only the left one. When I try to tie the right shoe I fuck it up, always. Guys help me.[/QUOTE] Mentally convince yourself that your right foot is your left with a mirror.

So back in november 2009 I was about sixteen and had this chick in my backseat who I started fingering. It was dark out and there was no visibility.. after she orgasmed she licked my fingers. Then I turned on the light and my fingers/hand was covered in blood. So was her lips/chin, and her vag. She was a virgin and I broker her hymen with my finger. Fucking. Awkward.

[QUOTE=Rule 34;37281802]So I was throwing a party and my friend brought this girl over for me to meet.. eventually after we got drunk we were making out then went to my bedroom .. made out etc then I was going to slide my dick in and it would not go in......... I was trying so fucking hard.. It would not go in.. turns out she was a virgin and had a tampon in.. didn't tell me..[/QUOTE] A manly dick would have crushed the tampon and went right through it.

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36850988]TLDR you got a free handy with lube[/QUOTE] Speaking of that, similiar story happened here. I had this really achy feeling in my nuts for about a week, and ended up going to the hospital about it. Had a hot ass nurse give me the ultrasound to my testicles, almost popped a chub. Feels like a free scrotum massage man. [editline]17th August 2012[/editline] Oh and it turned out I just had blue balls which is also pretty embarassing

I remember in my old school we HAD to take music class, there wasn't a choice. It was less music and more just singing shitty songs for 45 minutes. I was the only girl in the class (small school) and as a girl I had to sing higher than everyone else. I suck at singing, plus puberty didn't help at the time either. So when she didn't hear me singing she'd always call me out on it. Always. And then make me sing a solo. I'd get really nervous and quiet and she's make me sing it again and again. It was most embarrassing thing ever and it happened pretty often. She wouldn't just let it GO. Towards the end of the year I ended up just flat out refusing to sing and failing her class. God she was such a bitch

I just remembered this one. Back when I was in the 7th grade, my allergies were acting up horribly. Every morning I would probably sneeze up a pound of mucus. So during this time, I was in my science class. I felt a sneeze coming on and I tried to hold it in. However, I quickly found out that was not an option. My nose fucking exploded with thick, green globs of mucus. It covered my desk, my papers, and a little bit got on the people around me. I quickly got up, got a tissue to clean my nose off with, and I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom. After that, I just carried tissues in my pocket.

I can ride a bike, but not very well. I was riding to a little grocery store barely a mile away from my house, and I lost momentum and got wobbly while a car passed. Pretty sure there was one of my classmates in there, who lives on my street. I was like "well shucks, that's embarrassing" and kept on going. i got my sodie pop in the end, so I won Also ripping gnarly, forceful, almost solid farts at the worst times, AKA Math class or what have you. Breaks the silence in the most disgusting way possible.

[QUOTE=Rule 34;37281802]So back in november 2009 I was about sixteen and had this chick in my backseat who I started fingering. It was dark out and there was no visibility.. after she orgasmed she licked my fingers. Then I turned on the light and my fingers/hand was covered in blood. So was her lips/chin, and her vag. She was a virgin and I broker her hymen with my finger. Fucking. Awkward.[/QUOTE] The person who quoted you had a totally different story. Both about awkward sex with kinda dirty virgins. You either have a slightly scary fetish, or bullshit.

I'm like 12 doing a golf tournament for youth and adults.. walking with a team down the green. Need to take a wee, accidentally piss all over my pants. Continue to play pretending nothing happened. Get 2nd place.

I saw a friend of mine at the shops so I put my hand on their shoulder and said "we'll bang, ok?" it wasn't my friend... [sp]Spaghetti everywhere[/sp]

Not me, but a friend of mine. We were sitting in German class, and the teacher was explaining something, my friend was pissed and said to her (load enough for his friends to hear, but not for her) "Alright now suck my dick", I geuss he said it too hard and she was like "what did you say?!" :V

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37284580]Not me, but a friend of mine. We were sitting in German class, and the teacher was explaining something, my friend was pissed and said to her (load enough for his friends to hear, but not for her) "Alright now suck my dick", I geuss he said it too hard and she was like "what did you say?!" :V[/QUOTE] should've coughed and said, [i]"ähm, lutsch meinen schwanz."[/i]

I dunno why this was so embarrassing to me, but two years ago I found out I couldn't roll my R's after trying to sing a Rammstein song. I was so pissed that I spent the next two years trying to learn and this past July, I was at Universal Studios Orlando; I was trying to make bird sounds and all of a sudden holy horse shit there was that magnificent rolling R. Felt real good. And there were so many people that told me you can't teach yourself to roll your R's, it's something you're born with. What a load of shit. [editline]17th August 2012[/editline] One time all these German kids came to see what classes were like in America, so there were all these high rank German teachers and instructors in the room and such. I turned around for a minute to look at a few of my papers and turned back to find the kid sitting next to me dismantling my pen for no reason. In the loudest voice I could have used without yelling, I said "Dan, what the FUCK are you doing?" Room went dead silent for a few minutes. Funny enough, the teacher was more pissed at the kid because "he did something that elicited the reaction".

I'd be pissed as fuck aswell if someone dismantles my pen. I hate to put it back together and almost always I just have to throw it away or give it to my parents to fix that shit. Sigh, So many times of "what the fuck are you doing you arsehole" to friends who dismantle my pen.

[QUOTE=YorkshireLad;37140832]i live in bradford so their lots of immgrents larking about and this cold winter night i thought id crack out the film this is england and i while i was watching it little khalid from down my road knocked at the door i let him in and we watched the whole film and mate let me tell you he was fuming[/QUOTE] I live in Yorkshire and I don't approve of this post

Somebody I knew from school came into my work today so I waved obnoxiously at them with a big smile on my face, they looked back at me in disgust and walked off twiddling her thumbs over her phone and everyone in the store was looking at my general direction and laughing, you could only guess what at

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37285903]I'd be pissed as fuck aswell if someone dismantles my pen. I hate to put it back together and almost always I just have to throw it away or give it to my parents to fix that shit. Sigh, So many times of "what the fuck are you doing you arsehole" to friends who dismantle my pen.[/QUOTE] it's so easy to put it together though

In line at CVS, holding a gallon jug of milk for my mom. Had my arms wrapped around the jug, pressing it against my body. Milk slips out of my grasp and explodes all over the floor. 20 people all staring at me. Milk everywhere. Turned bright red and walk away

TIL, that my friends from kindergarten were overreacting, when they were making fun of me for not knowing how to tie my shoes when I was 4.

[QUOTE=' w ';37286579]Somebody I knew from school came into my work today so I waved obnoxiously at them with a big smile on my face, they looked back at me in disgust and walked off twiddling her thumbs over her phone and everyone in the store was looking at my general direction and laughing, you could only guess what at[/QUOTE] I can't guess. This is the internet, there's no reason not to say it. It's even the point of this thread.