Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Zanpa;37286869]I can't guess. This is the internet, there's no reason not to say it. It's even the point of this thread.[/QUOTE] Obviously the fact I made a complete idiot out of myself only to be shut down?

[QUOTE=' w ';37286933]Obviously the fact I made a complete idiot out of myself only to be shut down?[/QUOTE] Ah, I thought your dick was showing or something

[QUOTE=Zanpa;37286966]Ah, I thought your dick was showing or something[/QUOTE] I hate it when you're waving to someone in a silly manner only for your dick to just come out to say hello

So I was at a friends place a few weeks ago, with some other friends and we watched Batman movies (we were going to see The Dark Knight Rises the following night). It gets late and one of my friends offer himself to drive me to the train so I don't have to walk a long way and change subway several times, it would have taken me an hour and a half to get home. Anyway, he drops me off at a train station, and the second I step out of his car I hear the very familiar sound of a train entering the station, so I started running, thinking I was not going to wait the 30 minutes to the next train. As I enter the 'room' where you pay and scan tickets there are two people casually talking inside. I don't use a belt, and I was carrying a bag in my right hand, and I didn't have time to pay for the ride so I used my left hand to jump over the fence. Since I ran quite fast and jumped higher than I had to I landed with much more force, making my pants drop below my knees, still trying to catch the train. I'm trying to pull my pants back up but with little success, as I do some weird kind of running with very small steps while slightly bent over. This is when I decide to look up to my left only to see the two guys staring confusedly at me. I am 2 meters tall and I can only imagine how it looked like as I was trying to run while wobbling to and fro. By the time I get to the stairs I've managed to pull my pants high enough to be able to run somewhat normal. I have some trouble explaining how I was running, but hopefully you'll get the idea. And yes, I did catch the train. Worth it? Totally.

So I woke up this afternoon around 1pm. I'm sitting there half asleep still and my balls were pretty itchy. I put my hand down my pants to scratch it but I'm still half asleep so my eyes were closed and my mouth was open. Everyone should have left for work but I guess they were off this friday, so my whole family comes busting into my room and they see me sitting in my bed hands in my pants with my eyes closed and mouth open. Needless to say, they didn't believe I was scratching my balls.

I was coming back from a vacation type deal with 9 other guys in my program (rehab type deal) and we stop the van because I gotta piss really bad. So I get out and stand there with my dick out for a minute... and nothing happens. Everyone else is pissing around me as I just stand there, try to relax and stare at my dick, nothing. one of the staff members goes "whats the hold up?" so I turn around and our conversation goes something like this "I CANT PISS" "why" "FUCK IF I KNOW" "try again I guess" "THIS IS BULLSHIT" so I turn around and try to piss again but at this point everyone is laughing at me and I cant concentrate. Im getting really angry and embarrased at this point so I start stomping on the ground "WHY. THE. FUCK. CANT. I. PISS." *kicks flower* one of the staff members stops laughing at me long enough to tells me to go on a jog. I dont say anything, just turn around and sprint like 100 feet down the road and manage to pee. Yeah... that was pretty fucking emberassing. Luckily im in a program, so your kinda expected to have problems.

Here's a good story: One time I was coming home from a Chinese food restaurant with the warning signs of an anal blast becoming imminent. So I pulled into the driveway like a rallyx driver, threw it into park and hauled ass into the house. I got a quarter of the way up the stairs in my house when I realized I could save time by pulling my pants down on the stairs. That way, I could just plant my ass on the toilet and go when I got there (the bathroom is right at the top of the stairs). Unfortunately, in my haste to get up the stairs, I tripped and fell due to my pants being around my ankles. The force of this collision released the anal kraken. I shit all over the stairs, the walls, it just went everywhere. It's funny now, but cleaning it up wasn't.

[QUOTE=Killerjc;37286761]it's so easy to put it together though[/QUOTE]Not when your twat friends throw away a spring, Me trying to find it and while I try, They throw away another piece. Making it impossible. They say it's a joke, But when they try to find the stuff again it's a lost cause. No one finds shit and I gotta go to my house for spare parts.

[QUOTE=Zanpa;37271470]good one[/QUOTE] Well, I implied that as the world is right now, they don't exist.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37289769]The force of this collision released the anal kraken.[/QUOTE] Good one, laughed more than I should.

Freshman year of highschool and it's the week before exams. Naturally, i'm stressed. I almost missed the bus to school, and in my haste I somehow managed to put on my little cousins underwear (the bright ass candy colored kind little kid underwear) instead of my own boxers. I still don't know how the fuck that happened. Anyway, 5th period comes around and its gym. You can imagine my complete surprise and the reaction of everyone else in the locker room. Also the beginning of Sophomore year, some freshman got a boner in the locker room, and he turned around, and it brushed my ass.

[QUOTE=Whyt546;37291893]Freshman year of highschool and it's the week before exams. Naturally, i'm stressed. I almost missed the bus to school, and in my haste I somehow managed to put on my little cousins underwear (the bright ass candy colored kind little kid underwear) instead of my own boxers. I still don't know how the fuck that happened. Anyway, 5th period comes around and its gym. You can imagine my complete surprise and the reaction of everyone else in the locker room. Also the beginning of Sophomore year, some freshman got a boner in the locker room, and he turned around, and it brushed my ass.[/QUOTE] Congratulations you're gay now

One time when I was in 1st grade, my older sister was having pajama day, and so I thought I was also. So I walk into class with my pajamas on, and nobody else.I realized that my grade wasn't having pajama day, and it was tomorrow. Everybody was staring at me. I started crying in my seat, and this fat girl tried to cheer me up. They called my mom to bring a change of clothes for me. :(

About a week ago, I was on the bus to school and about halfway through the trip I started feeling these pains indicating that my ass was going to explode with shit pretty soon. Cursing my digestive organs, I somehow manage to hold it in for the bus ride [I]and[/I] a seven-minute walk up a hill. I got to school and it was before the bell signalling first period had gone, so I had time to take a shit. I went to this bathroom in the school infirmary (which was much nicer and was basically soundproof) but it was occupied. By this time I realized that shit was about to get real, as I ran out of the infirmary and headed to the regular student bathroom. However, the bell for first period rang and then I had to go to this school assembly happening in the first period. The assembly lasted fifteen minutes, during it I was dangerously close to losing the battle with the pent-up shit. Miraculously, I held it in, albeit with several loud growls coming from my insides. After the assembly I dashed to the student bathroom, as it was closer, entered a stall and let it rip. It was loud and the shit practically covered the entire bowl of the toilet (luckily, none escaped the toilet bowl). Afterwards this awful stench started coming from the shit, just as another tidal wave of diarrhea escaped. At this moment, a group of about three people entered the bathroom, just as the sound of a large volume of shit was expelled from my ass, which coincided with me screaming in agony and displeasure. After hearing these sounds, I heard the footsteps of people getting the fuck out of there. Thankfully, I had expunged all the feces from my bowels, and after wiping and flushing, I exited the stall and washed my hands. I glanced back to the stalls and noticed in the one next to the one I used was someone smoking. I learned from them that they had been there the entire time and heard every detail. The person was someone I knew, though, and he was a pretty good bro and didn't tell anyone.

Middle school gym class boner, tucked into waistband of underwear (not shorts). Jump rope. [editline]17th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Carlito;37292758]By this time I realized that shit was about to get real, as I ran out of the infirmary and headed to the regular student bathroom. However, the bell for first period rang and then I had to go to this school assembly happening in the first period.[/QUOTE] nonsense Why would you go to class when you are expecting diarrhea?

How do you guys even get into these situations? I have never even been close to anything like this.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37289769]anal kraken[/QUOTE] Saving this name for if I ever form a hardcore punk band

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37293461]I hate it when groups of punks congregate in the washroom; I'm here to dispel bodily fluids, not talk about how much weed you smoke. Why do people even go into washrooms in groups anyway? When I'm at my friends house I don't stand outside his washroom door waiting for him to come out.[/QUOTE] cuz its ~cool~ and ~trendy~ bra

[QUOTE=Slowbro;37293610]Saving this name for if I ever form a hardcore punk band[/QUOTE] name your first album Seven Seas of Piss

I was in 8th grade, and it was during health class. I had this friend who was really hyperactive (well not so much a friend as a very friendly classmate that would get into my business), and we were sitting next to each other during the last 10 minutes of class. The teacher was in the back just browsing through stuff on her computer. Anyways, this hot girl in class named Rebecca (who had a nice bubble butt) walked up to the front of the classroom to get something, which just so happened to be near where I was sitting. I was minding my own business when my "friend" goes, "Hey, Rebecca, Bradleigh says he doesn't like your butt!" I was shocked and confused at the same time, and then Rebecca makes a pouty face and puts her ass right in my face and starts wagging it side to side and whines, "You don't like my butt, Bradleigh?" I didn't know what else to say besides, "Uhh...I mean..." I was pretty sure I was blushing. After about 5 seconds of her looking at me while she was trying to hypnotize me with her perfectly round ass, she said, "Fine.", and stormed off to her seat. It was pretty awesome and embarrassing at the time, but I felt it could have gone better.

[QUOTE=Yoozil;37294360]I was in 8th grade, and it was during health class. I had this friend who was really hyperactive (well not so much a friend as a very friendly classmate that would get into my business), and we were sitting next to each other during the last 10 minutes of class. The teacher was in the back just browsing through stuff on her computer. Anyways, this hot girl in class named Rebecca (who had a nice bubble butt) walked up to the front of the classroom to get something, which just so happened to be near where I was sitting. I was minding my own business when my "friend" goes, "Hey, Rebecca, Bradleigh says he doesn't like your butt!" I was shocked and confused at the same time, and then Rebecca makes a pouty face and puts her ass right in my face and starts wagging it side to side and whines, "You don't like my butt, Bradleigh?" I didn't know what else to say besides, "Uhh...I mean..." I was pretty sure I was blushing. After about 5 seconds of her looking at me while she was trying to hypnotize me with her perfectly round ass, she said, "Fine.", and stormed off to her seat. It was pretty awesome and embarrassing at the time, but I felt it could have gone better.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure whether to rate that winner or funny. [editline]18th August 2012[/editline] terrible page king, have a [sp]terrible[/sp]story! I fell asleep in class one time and nobody noticed until class was over and the next class had walked in.

[QUOTE=Bletotum;37292862]Middle school gym class boner, tucked into waistband of underwear (not shorts). Jump rope. [editline]17th August 2012[/editline] nonsense Why would you go to class when you are expecting diarrhea?[/QUOTE] That feel when you are in gym class and you're telling yourself not to get a boner and that ends up making you as hard as a 2-by-4.

[QUOTE=Yoozil;37294360]I was in 8th grade, and it was during health class. I had this friend who was really hyperactive (well not so much a friend as a very friendly classmate that would get into my business), and we were sitting next to each other during the last 10 minutes of class. The teacher was in the back just browsing through stuff on her computer. Anyways, this hot girl in class named Rebecca (who had a nice bubble butt) walked up to the front of the classroom to get something, which just so happened to be near where I was sitting. I was minding my own business when my "friend" goes, "Hey, Rebecca, Bradleigh says he doesn't like your butt!" I was shocked and confused at the same time, and then Rebecca makes a pouty face and puts her ass right in my face and starts wagging it side to side and whines, "You don't like my butt, Bradleigh?" I didn't know what else to say besides, "Uhh...I mean..." I was pretty sure I was blushing. After about 5 seconds of her looking at me while she was trying to hypnotize me with her perfectly round ass, she said, "Fine.", and stormed off to her seat. It was pretty awesome and embarrassing at the time, but I felt it could have gone better.[/QUOTE] Thanks. I then got the urge to look up bubble butt, and then I hear my dad open the door a little. I close the tab, and it goes the forum. He then goes, "woah woah, I've seen those pictures." I tried convincing him that it was a deviantart that my friend sent. he didn't bother to look. He just goes, "don't play stupid with me"

- walking dog in the park - dog farts - everybody thinks its me

I was doing my laundry, so all I had to wear was a pair of boxers that's a bit to small ( I'm about to go to bed and my parents aren't home ). But I have to grab something on the coach and move it elsewhere. Keep in mind my coach is RIGHT in front of the front door. I'm bent over in a pair of boxers that is to small on me, and suddenly the front door comes swinging open with my mom walking in my butt practically in her face. I turn around and use a sheet to cover up my crotch and she awkwardly just walks to her room. Of course afterwards I thought this would be a funny embarrassing moment to share, and as I type it up my dad walks into the house and reads it.. Now I'm in an awkward stand with the both of them.

[QUOTE=Ranger149;37296174]I have to grab something on the [b]coach[/b] and move it elsewhere. Keep in mind my [b]coach[/b] is RIGHT in front of the front door.[/QUOTE]This typo made reading your story quite awkward at first. But on the bright side, you now have a whole new story to add to this thread!

So I was fucking bill murrays son in the apartment below me and I hear someone at the door. Later I hear that "someone" was my best friend who than threw up. The next day staff called me into the office and I had to explain to them that the rules in the program just says "no girls are allowed in any of the apartments" but no where does it say we cant have sex with eachother. Loophole, bitch!

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37296577]So I was fucking bill murrays son in the apartment below me and I hear someone at the door. Later I hear that "someone" was my best friend who than threw up. The next day staff called me into the office and I had to explain to them that the rules in the program just says "no girls are allowed in any of the apartments" but no where does it say we cant have sex with eachother. Loophole, bitch![/QUOTE] you were fucking the son of bill murray and he turned into a girl and then you had sex outside of the apartments somehow? that is not a loophole that is just you being an idiot

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37296598]you were fucking the son of bill murray and he turned into a girl and then you had sex outside of the apartments somehow? that is not a loophole that is just you being an idiot[/QUOTE] No I was fucking bill murrays son in the apartment and we got in trouble for it, Im not even kidding, this actually happened

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37296662]No I was fucking bill murrays son in the apartment and we got in trouble for it, Im not even kidding, this actually happened[/QUOTE] pics or didn't happen