Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37296685]pics or didn't happen[/QUOTE] God damn it, I would post a picture of us making out or something but they take everything away from us in this fucking program and we dont have a camera.

Am I the only one who can't make much sense out of this?

[QUOTE=Killerjc;37296759]Am I the only one who can't make much sense out of this?[/QUOTE] Im in a rehab type program Girls arnt allowed inside the apartments at all because staff doesnt want anyone having sex inside the apartments. They never stopped to think that mabey some of the kids in the program are gay/bisexual. We fucked and got in trouble for it. It was really emberassing. I think that covers everything... Sorry my mind is a messy place and right now im pretty tired

Take a pic of Bill Murray's son.

OH GOD. This story.... So my mothers friend has a DVD for my mother, a movie or something i don't know. So, me and my mother go to get the cd from her friend. So we arrive, my mother tells me: "Zac, can you go get the cd? I don't want to go in." I say "sure", so i head up, knock on the door and my mothers friend peaks out the door "Oh hello Zac, don't come in, im not wearing pants. One second." I just sit there like what the hell? Why would you answer the door? Anyway, my mother didn't notice i talked to her so she says "ZAC! KNOCK LOUDER!" I knock a few more times, my mothers friend says "One second! Looking for it!" My mother didn't hear that, but she screamed "ZAC! OPEN THE DOOR!" I say "Mom, she is looking for the-" she interups "OPEN THE DOOR!" Then all of the sudden, a total retard moment occurs. I open the door, and what do i see? My mothers friend was bent over, i saw her huge butt NAKED. "ZAC THE FUCK?" she starts screaming. I yell "SORRY!" I just stood there, i slammed the door shut. My mothers friend comes out "Here is the cd, are you ok?" I respond "y-yes." I walk back to the door, i say "Mom, you suck." "Why?" She responds, but right then she gets a call... From Tabi. (my mothers friend) "YOUR SON JUST SAW MY FATASS NAKED!" I could hear over the phone, she proceeds to tell my mother the story. My mother says "Im so sorry! thats my fault!" But, then i hear "OH CHRIST, Zac must be mortified right now" My mother just looks at me, and starts laughing and Tabi start laughing too. So, we start driving home, my mother says "So Zac, did you like what you saw?" Then she just burst out laughing again, and i just sit there. And you know what? It wasn't a very good movie either.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;37292287]Congratulations you're gay now[/QUOTE] One of us. One of us. [editline]18th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zac;37297513]OH GOD. This story.... So my mothers friend has a DVD for my mother, a movie or something i don't know. So, me and my mother go to get the cd from her friend. So we arrive, my mother tells me: "Zac, can you go get the cd? I don't want to go in." I say "sure", so i head up, knock on the door and my mothers friend peaks out the door "Oh hello Zac, don't come in, im not wearing pants. One second." I just sit there like what the hell? Why would you answer the door? Anyway, my mother didn't notice i talked to her so she says "ZAC! KNOCK LOUDER!" I knock a few more times, my mothers friend says "One second! Looking for it!" My mother didn't hear that, but she screamed "ZAC! OPEN THE DOOR!" I say "Mom, she is looking for the-" she interups "OPEN THE DOOR!" Then all of the sudden, a total retard moment occurs. I open the door, and what do i see? My mothers friend was bent over, i saw her huge butt NAKED. "ZAC THE FUCK?" she starts screaming. I yell "SORRY!" I just stood there, i slammed the door shut. My mothers friend comes out "Here is the cd, are you ok?" I respond "y-yes." I walk back to the door, i say "Mom, you suck." "Why?" She responds, but right then she gets a call... From Tabi. (my mothers friend) "YOUR SON JUST SAW MY FATASS NAKED!" I could hear over the phone, she proceeds to tell my mother the story. My mother says "Im so sorry! thats my fault!" But, then i hear "OH CHRIST, Zac must be mortified right now" My mother just looks at me, and starts laughing and Tabi start laughing too. So, we start driving home, my mother says "So Zac, did you like what you saw?" Then she just burst out laughing again, and i just sit there. And you know what? It wasn't a very good movie either.[/QUOTE] Did you like what you saw?

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37296813]Im in a rehab type program Girls arnt allowed inside the apartments at all because staff doesnt want anyone having sex inside the apartments. They never stopped to think that mabey some of the kids in the program are gay/bisexual. We fucked and got in trouble for it. It was really emberassing. I think that covers everything... Sorry my mind is a messy place and right now im pretty tired[/QUOTE] Take a picture of his son holding a Facepunch sign. This is like that time that kid told us he had played Spore before it came out as he's Jonathan Ross' son and we didn't believe him. Then he posted a picture of his dad with a Facepunch sign. We shat ourselves. [editline]18th August 2012[/editline] Or that time I was playing with some brat on Halo and it turned out to be the son of the guy who writes Doctor Who and Sherlock. I heard his dad telling him off one time, it was awkward.

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37297946] Did you like what you saw?[/QUOTE] Eugh god no.

[QUOTE=Zac;37298023]Eugh god no.[/QUOTE] How old was she at the time?

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37298102]How old was she at the time?[/QUOTE] Like 35.

[QUOTE=Zac;37298170]Like 35.[/QUOTE] Was she MILF-worthy?

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37298217]Was she MILF-worthy?[/QUOTE] Oh F*ck no.

[QUOTE=Bletotum;37292862]Why would you go to class when you are expecting diarrhea?[/QUOTE] There was a bunch of people close to the entrance of the bathroom and I assumed the bathroom would have been packed due to people wanting to use the bathroom before the first class began.

why did she open the door like that. I wouldn't open my front door if I was bollock naked.

Oh man, now I remember a few months ago I somehow managed to slip in the shower and smash the shit out of the shower screen door and get broken glass everywhere and make a loud noise. I ended up sitting in a cross-legged position, pretty much unscathed (only a bruise on the butt and some minor cuts), freaking out about how I would get out of the situation. In my panic I let out a bit of a yell which caused my mother to rush in and see me sitting down in the shower, naked, with broken glass everywhere. In retrospect I acted a bit silly by trying to hide my genitals instead of telling my mother I was unharmed. After I managed to get up and out of the shower (thankfully with no further injuries), the shower door had to be removed and then we had to wait two weeks to get another shower door.

[QUOTE=Carlito;37299739]Oh man, now I remember a few months ago I somehow managed to slip in the shower and smash the shit out of the shower screen door and get broken glass everywhere and make a loud noise. I ended up sitting in a cross-legged position, pretty much unscathed (only a bruise on the butt and some minor cuts), freaking out about how I would get out of the situation. In my panic I let out a bit of a yell which caused my mother to rush in and see me sitting down in the shower, naked, with broken glass everywhere. In retrospect I acted a bit silly by trying to hide my genitals instead of telling my mother I was unharmed. After I managed to get up and out of the shower (thankfully with no further injuries), the shower door had to be removed and then we had to wait two weeks to get another shower door.[/QUOTE] my grandfather did that once to the shower curtain, he was 80 at the time. walked out unscathed... and naked

Limping with an injury, and the girls volleyball team is waiting to get picked up by a bus, I wave, crash into a metal sign, and go down backwards. my life is a comedy of errors.

This is a combination of awkward and scary: During junior high our class went to court to watch a trial with our social studies teacher. A man was accused of pushing another man through a glass door. Blablabla people talking back and forth, wasn't very interesting. After about 1 hour the judge calls for a break, a we all walk out of the room. On our way down the stairs me and my friends start to discuss whether or not we think the accused guy is guilty. I loudly say "I bet he's guilty as hell". Just as I say this the accused person walks past and give me the stare of death. I almost shat my pants.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;37300033]my grandfather did that once to the shower curtain, he was 80 at the time. walked out unscathed... and naked[/QUOTE] Slipping and eating shit in the shower is the weirdest thing. I remember being so tired after some event that I fell in the shower and ended up laughing at how ridiculous it was that I had actually fallen. Nevermind all the stories I've heard about how easy it is to hit your head and pass out in the shower, I was just giddy that it had happened to me.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37300572]Slipping and eating shit in the shower is the weirdest thing. I remember being so tired after some event that I fell in the shower and ended up laughing at how ridiculous it was that I had actually fallen. Nevermind all the stories I've heard about how easy it is to hit your head and pass out in the shower, I was just giddy that it had happened to me.[/QUOTE] I had the same mindset as you,untill one day in the 4th grade I slip in the shower hitting my head.I didn't pass out or anything,but had to get stitches.And thats how I got the scar on my forehead.

Well this just happened earlier today, so I had to watch a couple's pair of dogs for the weekend while they were out of town for the weekend. I was getting ready to head back home since I got a phone call from them saying they would be home early tonight. So I'm basically like alright I'll just head home and if need be comeback later to check on the dogs. I carried a few things out to my car and I was about to walk back into the house to put the dogs back int their own room, guess what I locked the door on myself. Even better is the fact that I left my phone and keys in the house and the dogs were still roaming the house. The feeling of "aw shit" kicked in. I decided to look in their garage for a screwdriver since the table with my phone and keys is right next to a open window, i thought about unscrewing the screen. Instead I just walked to the next door neighbors house to see if I could use their phone to call the couple. The bitch though I was trying to rob their house, wouldn't even open the damn door to talk to me. Left it closed at yelled at me trough the door, I think she thought I was a salesman. I mean it was sketchy that I was in the middle of cornfield asking if i could use a phone. So with no luck I walked back to the house and just about attempted to start undoing the window, when all of a sudden the bitch's daughter came rolling into the drive way asking what happened. I still can't under stand why the neighbor sent her daughter to go check out what happened. So i explained what happen and told her to call the couple and all of a sudden she just rolled her windows up and drove off. I wasn't even able to tell her that my phone was locked in the house. Now fast forward thirty minutes or so and the neighbor never came back to inform me on anything. I said screw it and decided to walk three miles to the nearest town, luckily there was a person there that used to do auto work for my father and i was able to phone the couple that I locked myself out of the house, i was also able to phone someone for a ride. So i gotta go back tomorrow to get my car and phone. I'm not embarrassed about the whole thing, just the fact that i locked myself out of the house.

You took that surprisingly well. I remember crying like a little bitch when I was locked out of my house once in the middle of the night. None of my asshole neighbors answered their doors so I just ended up sitting in my backyard porch waiting for my parents to come home.

Well I did sit around for 40 minutes thinking what the fuck am i going to do, I thought about sitting around until they came home but i had no idea when they would, worse case was to unscrew or cut the screen window open and climb through to get my keys and phone and just pay for the repair. But I didn't want to do it after the event with the neighbor in case they called the cops. I would of been scared in your case since it was the middle of the night.

[QUOTE=Branflakes;37302340]Well I did sit around for 40 minutes thinking what the fuck am i going to do, I thought about sitting around until they came home but i had no idea when they would, worse case was to unscrew or cut the screen window open and climb through to get my keys and phone and just pay for the repair. But I didn't want to do it after the event with the neighbor in case they called the cops. I would of been scared in your case since it was the middle of the night.[/QUOTE] That happened to me once, I just made a ladder out of lawn chairs and broke open a window on my second story :v:

One time I was making a late night snack in the kitchen. My mom came wandering in from her bedroom wearing nothing but a shirt and panties. She freaked out when she saw me and apologized saying she came in to shut the light off...

[QUOTE=Dan2593;37299706]why did she open the door like that. I wouldn't open my front door if I was bollock naked.[/QUOTE] I opened the door. My mother didnt see Tabi the first time i talked to Tabi. So she yelled at me to open the door.

In 6th grade, our school gave us Mac laptops to film a short movie these preschoolers would see. In one scene, I was just talking to the laptop but what I didn't notice was that behind me, someone was watching porn on their laptop while I was filming. When it got shown on the big screen, me and other teachers saw the porn. The teachers took it down quickly. I didn't get in any trouble and none of the teachers acted strangely to me afterwards, but I'll still never forget it.

[QUOTE=ForDaNords;37304148]In 6th grade, our school gave us Mac laptops to film a short movie these preschoolers would see. In one scene, I was just talking to the laptop but what I didn't notice was that behind me, someone was watching porn on their laptop while I was filming. When it got shown on the big screen, me and other teachers saw the porn. The teachers took it down quickly. I didn't get in any trouble and none of the teachers acted strangely to me afterwards, but I'll still never forget it.[/QUOTE] Even more embarrassing for the guy watching the porn.

Back in December my band was opening up for a local band who was making a name for themselves around here. So being a semi large show, there were about 150-200 people crammed into a medium sized room. It was basically full, and in the middle of all these people was a huge group of my friends. So the time comes to take the stage after the first opening band went on. At this point in time, i was doing my best impression of christian bale at the oscars, i had shoulder length wavy hair and a beard without connectors to the moustache. Usually when i have a large group of friends at my shows, they cause a ruckus and heckle me in between every song. So a few songs in we're half way through our set, we just finished another song when a girl from my lairy group of friends screams out "Put your hair up!!!" to which i responded "i will after this one" So we do the next song, i forget about the hair and she screams it again this time with a few of her friends going "yeah do it!" I reach up to tie my hair back but it keeps slipping forward and not cooperating so i go back to the microphone and say "Nah. Fuck it." and at the same time i turn around to fiddle with my amp when i hear a shrill "HEY!!" that could be none other than my mother upset with my foul mouth. I turned back around and say "sorry mom." That got a pretty good reaction Not really that embarrassing but i did have some people complimenting the "nice save" and that when i go on tour i should name the tour "Sorry Mom"

[QUOTE=ForDaNords;37304148]In 6th grade, our school gave us Mac laptops to film a short movie these preschoolers would see. In one scene, I was just talking to the laptop but what I didn't notice was that behind me, someone was watching porn on their laptop while I was filming. When it got shown on the big screen, me and other teachers saw the porn. The teachers took it down quickly. I didn't get in any trouble and none of the teachers acted strangely to me afterwards, but I'll still never forget it.[/QUOTE] Why didn't you even look at your video before having it shown on the big screen?