Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

So I was at a concert shooting some pictures, now I move around a lot and I have a blackberry torch which has the most sensitive unlock button, and I had twitter and bbm on it. So I finish shooting and have a seat and look at my phone and stuff, to find out that my phone had tweeted a picture of my friend's girlfriend, and the phone got the picture from bbm, went to my friend and saved the picture of his girlfriend, and the caption of the photo was something along the lines of 'gfdjhxz' needless to say I never kept my phone in my pocket for around 2 weeks, I always held it or put it on a table within my line of sight. I hate this phone so much.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37297059]Take a pic of Bill Murray's son.[/QUOTE] for the last time WE DONT HAVE A CAMERA, the program takes away most of our shit. Im only on the computer right now cause staff doesnt know about it. His name is Caleb but most people call him Theo. You might be able to find him on craigslist though... Hes a craigslist ho

[QUOTE=Warship;37304880]Why didn't you even look at your video before having it shown on the big screen?[/QUOTE] I did, it was hard to notice but on the big screen you could see it nice and clear.

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37304926]for the last time WE DONT HAVE A CAMERA, the program takes away most of our shit. Im only on the computer right now cause staff doesnt know about it. His name is Caleb but most people call him Theo. You might be able to find him on craigslist though... Hes a craigslist ho[/QUOTE] No one is going to believe you if you say you had gay sex with bill murray's son [img]http://i.imgur.com/MhvgG.jpg[/img]

One time in school i was at a assembly, due to being the last class to go in we had to stand up at the back, so everything was a average assembly when all of a sudden, i started to feel very light headed and dizzy, this felt like it was going on for 10 minutes, it got so bad i thought i was going to faint. instead i end up throwing up everywhere, all over the floor, the head teacher stopped talking and was staring right at me, along with everyone else in the hall. it only happened for a couple of seconds, but it seemed to go on forever. i was taken out and was sent home.

I broke my ankle, my friends on the way to taking me to the hospital stopped at a bootfair. I limp far enough to manage to buy two canes and use them as crutches, get 10 meters then collapse in the middle of everyone. I looked up and a guy was staring at me, although I couldn't really make him out that well because the sun was right behind him. Because I'm sitting there right in his way I said "Sorry, today is not a good day", and he just replied "Today huh? Try 14 years." That's when I saw his cane. Tried to apologise but my effort sort of came out as an interpetive hand dance, he just walked away.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37305008]No one is going to believe you if you say you had gay sex with bill murray's son [img]http://i.imgur.com/MhvgG.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Basicly... Most of my friends know Theo and can tell you that this is all true. I generally dont like bringing him into conversations like this because he already gets so many people who are like "ZOMG UR BILL MURRAYS SONNN :D :D :D" and he HATES it. Having people ask him if I really did have sex with him and if his dad really is bill murray makes him mad at me for bringing it up. If you guys dont believe me, well its really not a big deal

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37305424]Basicly... Most of my friends know Theo and can tell you that this is all true. I generally dont like bringing him into conversations like this because he already gets so many people who are like "ZOMG UR BILL MURRAYS SONNN :D :D :D" and he HATES it. Having people ask him if I really did have sex with him and if his dad really is bill murray makes him mad at me for bringing it up. If you guys dont believe me, well its really not a big deal[/QUOTE] There must be some way you can take a picture? Are you on a laptop right now?

[QUOTE=Carne;37305493]There must be some way you can take a picture? Are you on a laptop right now?[/QUOTE] No its a desktop computer. all the other computers here have blocks on them and are only usable for a few hours each day. The only reason this one doesnt have all that shit is because it was built with scavanged parts out of old broken computers by one of my friends here (hence the linux) and no we dont have a webcam. I wish we did, I know too many girls that I wish I could skype.

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37304926]for the last time WE DONT HAVE A CAMERA, the program takes away most of our shit. Im only on the computer right now cause staff doesnt know about it. His name is Caleb but most people call him Theo. You might be able to find him on craigslist though... Hes a craigslist ho[/QUOTE] even if you made this story up a story about fucking bill murray's son is fantastic

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37305730]even if you made this story up a story about fucking bill murray's son is fantastic[/QUOTE] I dont think I could possbly come up with such a rediculous story... I mean; my first time was but secks with bill murrays son, who is also a craigslist hooker at a rehab program. Im not even that gay, I mean if I were to do a percentage I would only say somewhere between 20% and 25%

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37306021]I dont think I could possbly come up with such a rediculous story... I mean; my first time was but secks with bill murrays son, who is also a craigslist hooker at a rehab program. Im not even that gay, I mean if I were to do a percentage I would only say somewhere between 20% and 25%[/QUOTE] yeah i'm sure if it happened caleb would really love for you to be talking about how much of a gay whore he is you're either lying or a bad friend

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37306043]yeah i'm sure if it happened caleb would really love for you to be talking about how much of a gay whore he is you're either lying or a bad friend[/QUOTE] Honestly he doesnt really care and makes jokes about how much of a whore he is all the time. At this point if I was being a dick to him I wouldnt really care anyway. We dont really get along, our personalitys are to different and hes done several things to piss me off. It was a spur of the moment *im horny, lets fuck* moment and I cant say I regret it but things are pretty awkward between us now.

I have a story or two I'm wondering if I should post them they're not very funny or nothing, really just spaghetti stuff

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I bet the guy is posing as bill murray's son i.e. SHOE fucked some random guy

[QUOTE=zzzz;37306927]I bet the guy is posing as bill murray's son i.e. SHOE fucked some random guy[/QUOTE] No, actually I met Bill and shook his hand

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37306981]No, actually I met Bill and shook his hand[/QUOTE] "Oh my god, Bill Murray! I love your movies! I fucked your son."

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37307040]"Oh my god, Bill Murray! I love your movies! I fucked your son."[/QUOTE] This is exactly what went through my head and what I wish I could say

In class we were listening to some music on my Iphone, I thought I had it on a playlist but it was cycling through all my songs, Now I'm a fairly big guy, tough looking I guess is what people say, so when the next song to come on after Enter Sandman was Cartoon Heroes - Aqua, I got some strange looks. And fuck all y'all Aqua is fucking majestic!

[QUOTE=Dan2593;37283874]The person who quoted you had a totally different story. Both about awkward sex with kinda dirty virgins. You either have a slightly scary fetish, or bullshit.[/QUOTE] Nah, I just thought that was a better story.

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37305424]Basicly... Most of my friends know Theo and can tell you that this is all true. I generally dont like bringing him into conversations like this because he already gets so many people who are like "ZOMG UR BILL MURRAYS SONNN :D :D :D" and he HATES it. Having people ask him if I really did have sex with him and if his dad really is bill murray makes him mad at me for bringing it up. If you guys dont believe me, well its really not a big deal[/QUOTE] you should write a book i feel like

[QUOTE=pancaker94;37308557]you should write a book i feel like[/QUOTE] Titled "this guy whos fucked in the head and rediculous things that happened to him"

I remember in high school gym, when we were taking swim class me and a friend were talking when a female class mate walked up to us. We start talking to her and just gonna be honest she was hot as fuck and had well devolved parts at that age, mind you at the time i was a freshmen. So as we are all talking my friend starts to get a massive boner, like seriously right as he is talking to her. While this is happening let me mention that he is standing up talking to her and im in the pool at the edge talking to them both. The weirdest part is he just kept talking like nothing happen. I felt awkward as fuck and it seemed the girl did too. Another story from high school. At my school i remember junior year everyone thought it was funny to pants people,sneaking up on someone and pulling their pants down in awkward situations, so our entire school went on a panting rage. Well one time outside of school were everyone hung out for a little bit i was walking and my friend came up behind me and grabbed the back pocket of my jeans and instead of pulling my pants down he completely ripped my ass and one leg of the jeans off. I also had to walk home. walk of shame :(

So one time I was going to swimming lessons, I was about 6-7. And so everyone is getting out of the car, and then my step mom locks the door, while I'm still inside. Being 6-7, I didn't know how to unlock the door, so I just waited in the car for about an hour. My sister then proceeds to tell the story all around campus at school the next day. Rep=Fucked for life

[QUOTE=Midget576;37311127]So one time I was going to swimming lessons, I was about 6-7. And so everyone is getting out of the car, and then my step mom locks the door, while I'm still inside. Being 6-7, I didn't know how to unlock the door, so I just waited in the car for about an hour. My sister then proceeds to tell the story all around campus at school the next day. Rep=Fucked for life[/QUOTE] uh...you just got locked in a car. I don't see how your "rep" is fucked for life

Short one about my teacher : I was sat front of the class during a geography lesson back when I was in high school, I was right in front of the whiteboard that was projecting what our teacher had on his pc. He wanted to show us some video about coastal erosion, however his library flashed up on windows media player and briefly flashed 'Horny schoolgirls want big cocks' (something along the lines of that). Only a few of us caught on to it, and we didn't have the nerve to tell him that we saw. We couldn't take him seriously after that, parents evening was a nightmare.

I pooped my pants in the first grade

I peed mine in petting zoo and walked around with it all day (boy was I glad when it dried up :v:) Less funny backstory (classical "teacher restricting kids' toilet visits"-crap): my teacher was a complete and utter cunt and told us in the morning that we had to pack our bags -before- we could go to the toilet, [U]in the morning[/U], just after waking up, seriously? If I could summon my present me at that time she would've experienced hell. Also kids saw the pool of urine and I kept yelling that it was water :v:

[QUOTE=meppers;37313256]I pooped my pants in the first grade[/QUOTE] My "friend" shat in a school garbage can...in highschool