Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Alright, so my 3rd period class had just ended and my bladder was about to explode and my 4th period class is like all the way across the school, so i was rushing so as to allow time to piss. I reach the bathroom and go inside hurriedly. The bathroom is empty there are no urinals, only stalls. At first, i was like wtf, but i just figured i hadn't ever been in those bathrooms and proceeded to release my fluids. I finish, flush and wash my hands and begin to exit. I am met at the door by a girl i know attempting to go in. We exchange a laugh, me laughing because she almost went in the men's restroom, her laughing because i was leaving the women's...i ran to class, my jimmies very rustled [B]edit:[/B] I later realized that i had been in those bathrooms on multiple occasions

[QUOTE=Carne;37305493]There must be some way you can take a picture? Are you on a laptop right now?[/QUOTE] He's probably avoiding it because it's awkward as fuck asking someone who is famous or is related to someone who is famous for a picture, because both you and them feel like you're using them. I even find it awkward to ask my dad for a picture, fame makes these people get berated 24/7 as it is.

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37308652]Titled "this guy whos fucked in the head and rediculous things that happened to him"[/QUOTE] You just delivered it in such a matter of fact way. There I was, fucking Bill Murrays son- then went on to some story about getting caught. [editline]19th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=krazipanda;37315389]He's probably avoiding it because it's awkward as fuck asking someone who is famous or is related to someone who is famous for a picture, because both you and them feel like you're using them. I even find it awkward to ask my dad for a picture, fame makes these people get berated 24/7 as it is.[/QUOTE] Who's your dad? Are you the Jonathan Ross kid?

First German lesson: Teacher asked us who could speak german, I raised my hand and she asked me what I could say, I said: "Ich bin der fuhrer.."

well, whatever I feel like telling this story. So, last year, I was in a school play. It was for the Sears Drama Festival. If y'all don't know what that is, it's a Canadian thing, it's a where all the schools in a certain area compete with plays. It's like a sports tournament but with less interesting thing shappening. Anyway, I was in it, and I got cast in the lead role. Woo! Now, the girl who played the co-star was... simply incredible. Drop dead gorgeous. I could sit here for hours using various adjectives but to put it simply she was very good looking. anyway, as rehearsals started... she became rather physical. She'd always be stroking my chin, or sitting on my lap (there's a different story there, but the ending seems pretty easy to guess) but the weirdest one was everytime I'd walk out on stage, she'd slap my ass. Literally. Everytime. She honestly did on performance night too. Anyway. One fateful night, we were all leaving the rehearsal to go home, and she came up to give me a giant hug. God knows why I did it. Maybe I thought she was interested in me and I decided to return the favor. I slapped her ass during the hug. The look on her face and the silence afterwards was all I needed to know to tell me it was an awful idea. So, that day, I learned very well about double-standards. That's fairly tame compared to what you guys've spilled, but I really don't have anything embarassing.

[QUOTE=Dan2593;37315450] Who's your dad? Are you the Jonathan Ross kid?[/QUOTE] That'd be him still got the coolest dad of all time too

Facepunch is turning into some elaborate game of "My dad's better than yours"

If you show a funny video to your friend, and they are really bored of it, and you say like, heres the funny part, and it kinda isnt as funny for you, and they are like silent and not amused...

[QUOTE=fantafuzz;37317599]If you show a funny video to your friend, and they are really bored of it, and you say like, heres the funny part, and it kinda isnt as funny for you, and they are like silent and not amused...[/QUOTE] What video was it?

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;37315841]That'd be him still got the coolest dad of all time too[/QUOTE] wait what no My dad's michael cudlitz (he was bull in band of brothers)

[QUOTE=krazipanda;37320001]wait what no My dad's michael cudlitz (he was bull in band of brothers)[/QUOTE] Can I have an autograph

no

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:)

please dont rape me

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37304926]for the last time WE DONT HAVE A CAMERA, the program takes away most of our shit. Im only on the computer right now cause staff doesnt know about it. His name is Caleb but most people call him Theo. You might be able to find him on craigslist though... Hes a craigslist ho[/QUOTE] Well you got his name right and how old are you might I ask

i won't

[QUOTE=DustySheep;37320894]i won't[/QUOTE] We must murder killerteacup for interrupting us

[B]I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN[/B]

Silly DustySheep you're just a sheep, you cant hold any shoehorns. You dont even have hands.

When i was younger i had the flu and i was running to the bathroom to puke. but i ended up puking on the floor and slipping on it and getting it all over my back....

I don't want to wish to remember any specific times, but I'm pretty sure a lot of us have the ol' "Tell something to a friend that only would go well telling them while the whole class is being loud as hell and as soon as you say it, it went awkwardly quiet."

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;37321136]Silly DustySheep you're just a sheep, you cant hold any shoehorns. You dont even have hands.[/QUOTE] I have a mouth. I can hold stuff in my mouth

[QUOTE=killerteacup;37320886]Well you got his name right and how old are you might I ask[/QUOTE] I am 18, why do you ask? hes 19

[QUOTE=krazipanda;37320001]wait what no My dad's michael cudlitz (he was bull in band of brothers)[/QUOTE] I thought it was you, you made the thread where you found the head of an action figure of his head right?

Oh god, I remember one now. It was 8th grade Dodge ball, just came back from running our laps. A female in my class who wasn't so fond of me who also happened to lose to me called me a "gay faggot". Sadly I did not even think of my words and said "Get used to it." ...

[QUOTE=fantafuzz;37317599]If you show a funny video to your friend, and they are really bored of it, and you say like, heres the funny part, and it kinda isnt as funny for you, and they are like silent and not amused...[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when I tell stories to my co-workers, they laugh the entire time then when I get to the part that makes it worth while explaining the whole thing they're like "oh that's stupid"

[QUOTE=WhichStrider;37323384]Oh god, I remember one now. It was 8th grade Dodge ball, just came back from running our laps. A female in my class who wasn't so fond of me who also happened to lose to me called me a "gay faggot". Sadly I did not even think of my words and said "Get used to it." ...[/QUOTE] Greatest comeback 2012.

One time when I was like 5 I told my mom Happy birthday to early and before we gave her the cake. When my dad informed me I cried for 20 minutes face down in shame.

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;37324792]One time when I was like 5 I told my mom Happy birthday to early and before we gave her the cake. When my dad informed me I cried for 20 minutes face down in shame.[/QUOTE] give her the cake