Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Would you guys stop with the story about Bill Murray's son. If he didn't fuck him, so what? And if he did fuck him, congratulations he got laid with a dude.

When I was like 15. My first date ever. She ordered Sierra Mist and I got water. So all's good and whatnot, talking, enjoying ourselves and the group is having a good time. Well during a pause in the conversation I grabbed what I thought was my water and took a sip. Nope, it was her Sierra Mist. I just accidentally drank her beverage. Right in front of her. Yeah it was embarrassing but nothing to cry about or anything. Anyways date was success. /me flexes pectoral edit: here's a new version i made for shits and giggles >15 years old, on a date with this girl and some other friends >first date ever >she orders sierra mist I get water >all's good, having good conversation and enjoying ourselves >pause in conversation >take sip of water >it's not water, it's her fucking sierra mist >jump back and spill shit everywhere because got surprised >"uh... that was my sierra mist," she says >everyone at the table looks at me >i start sweating, freak out and start blurring out random derogatories towards blacks >there were blacks >rushingly reach over to get napkins >arm spills more shit because of the reach across the table >dip elbow in spaghetti, swing my arm back up and hit friend's girlfriend in face with spaghetti elbow >she begins to cry >i begin to cry >spaghetti falls from elbow into lap >stand up with force, spaghetti flies from penis into date's face >38 living in mom's basement no girlfriend or social life

What a tragedy!

2nd day of the 6th grade, we all had to give a report on ourselves for homeroom. My turn to go up in front of the class. I stand up and walk to the front, as I start to read, my nose starts bleeding.

Was out running in a pretty rural area. I stop on my turnaround spot, rip huge ass. I should have yelled "Clear blackblast!" before letting that tsar bomba out. So anyways, I'm getting ready to go back home when out of the blue someone bursts out laughing. I turn red as a beet and sprint home.

Well I just leaned so far back in my office chair that I fell backwards. Luckily no one else was in my room to see it so it wasn't that embarrassing.

A few months ago I ran into some friends at a local hangout that I hadn't seen in a while and some other guy I knew of but had never met before. Anyways, we talk for a while and get around to talking about this girl we all knew. I brought up one of her ex boyfriends that I had seen before, and described him in detail (negatively) talking about how his face looked like a gremlin and he had chiclet teeth and criticized him for being 22 and dating a 17 year old. Anyways, the guy I'd never met before says, "oh, hold on a second." He pulls up a picture of the guy I described and the girl together and says, "this guy?" I say, "Yeah, that guy!" He says, "That's my brother." It was the most awkward thing I think I've ever experienced.

The second time I smoked pot was at my brother's apartment, and I took one to many hits and ended up half passing out on the couch. I woke up puking bits of peach, sierra mist, and whatever I had eaten earlier, and continued puking all the way to the bathroom where I started puking in the sink. My brother comes and asks if I'm all right and I stumble on a few words that didn't quite make it through the haze. The sink and my nose are both clogged with puke so he tells me to puke into the toilet, but just as he's finishing the sentence I puke into the sink again. My weed infused brain tells me that the logical thing to do would be to start scooping the puke out of the sink with my hands and put it on the counter, which I actually started doing until my brother directed me to the toilet which I hugged for the better part of an hour. Thankfully he was pretty sympathetic and cleaned up for me while I was still out of it, but I still felt like shit about it. Didn't help that the friend he had over left amidst the commotion.

[QUOTE=SHOE3045;37333455]I know that you prolly just said that to bug me, but no I ment (a certain younger female friend of mine) and I. Because apparently I have to make that clear.[/QUOTE] we have the anonymous confessional for people like you :x

so I'm not sure if this counts or anything but like around christmas time last year, I asked this girl out to go see that new Sherlock movie. I don't know why. I don't really care for Sherlock but hell it was like, all that was out and I just needed something that was a fun thing to do. Anyway, the whole things been planned, it's all great. Going out to go see it, prepared for a lovely time. That is, until I met up with her and discovered her sisters were going with "ohh...cool...your sisters... are coming with!" ...... I had no idea how to handle the situation cause I didn't want to be rude or anything but like what the fuck these are the kind of things you run by someone before hand

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;37327800]Wait. What?[/QUOTE] I dunno really, it just for some reason felt like extreme shame. Like I had messed up the whole party. We were in mexico with fire works going off, enjoying my mothers birthday and I was face down on a table covered in tears. I use to be a very emotional boy, I'm not anymore but I still am.

[QUOTE=ScreamingGerbil;37330039]Back in highschool I was on my way to class (it's a 15 minute walk away from where the bus dropped me off). I was walking through a muddy soccer field when a siren goes off and scares the shit out of me. Where I live, when you hear a siren it usually means there's a rocket inbound so I jumped flat on the mud. 5 minutes later I get up and walk to class covered in mud only to find that it was a false alarm.[/QUOTE] Do you live in area 51 or something?

I used to be a soccer player for the longest time until I got kicked in the ankles and stopped around age 13. Soccer kept me from having leg cramps every couple of days, and when I stopped, it was apparent that I needed some kind of help. So doctors did shit to my knees/legs and fixed it. Well not entirely. They said it'd reduce the muscle cramps to once or twice a year. Maybe more. Now that I'm older, I play guitar regularly with a band, and the amount of energy I exert on stage helps keep my muscle cramps down. After surgery it got as bad as 4 every month. Well I play in orchestra too, and there's this girl I really liked. So one day I built up the courage to ask her out. We walk up and down the town streets, see a movie together, and go to a park before we leave on a trip with the orchestra to California. While we were there, we became pretty sexually active. We fucked each other about 6 times when we were in California. And we really started to like each other. When we come back to our hometown, she's still a bit shy about being with me, so I take her to see a scary movie. It was bad enough to where she had to walk out and I followed her. She felt real bad about it and said we should go to the park. It was near 10PM and really dark. The curfew for teenagers is like 11:30 or something, and the park closes at 11PM. That night we decided it'd be nice to have sex in the park. We kissed for a good 10 minutes and talked softly to each other before we finally decided to start rubbing. I moved my hand on her leg and gave her some squeeze and rub until I worked my way up to her zipper. She had her arm around me and we started to move to the ground and I worked off her pants. There was her vagina, I started working my magic and ate her out for near 10 minutes. When she was ready, we switched and she warmed up my dick with her mouth. At this part, I kind of forget exactly what happened other than me getting a blowjob and having an immense amount of pain in my right thigh. All of a sudden I reach down and grab my leg. In the process I brought my leg up to my arm to start massaging it. Apparently I hit her face with my knee and it made her nose start bleeding. She let out a yelp and stood up. We were under a tree at the time, and she slammed her head on the tree limb. It nearly fell off. She fell down onto my nuts and then I yelped. She was speaking a bunch of gibberish and I started panicking. My leg hurt a lot, and I decided to pick her up and take her to CVS to stop the bleeding from her nose. I sat her in the seat and she started to come to. I told her to hold her nose together and we drove as fast as possible to the CVS where I bought a first aid kit. I really overreacted, because her nose stopped bleeding by the time I got back in the car. Her head was okay after the incident and I gave her a kiss on the cheek. She said she was really thankful that I drove to the pharmacy to help her. So she took me inside with her and I helped clean up her face. She asked to be dropped off at her house and I said okay. On the way there I explained my sorrow and my leg problems. She said she understood and when we got to her house, she gave me a kiss on the lips. Even after that horrific night, we're still in a relationship.

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;37337385]I dunno really, it just for some reason felt like extreme shame. Like I had messed up the whole party. We were in mexico with fire works going off, enjoying my mothers birthday and I was face down on a table covered in tears. I use to be a very emotional boy, [B]I'm not anymore but I still am.[/B][/QUOTE] Wait, what?

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37337804]Wait, what?[/QUOTE] He's in denial.

I just remembered this one time in Costa Rica...I was in 4th grade and we were on a 3-day field trip out in various places in the country. Anyways, we were staying at this chill hotel with an outdoor pool and a bar and stuff, and me and my friends decided to go to the pool. Well, me and this guy named Tyler started messing with each other and roughhousing, and he tried tripping me while I was walking to the side of the pool, so I turned around and pushed him towards the pool. He went straight to the edge and started swinging his arms around to try to regain his balance, and you know how when you're falling backwards, you'll try to grab anything you can to make sure you don't fall? Well one of our classmates, a girl named Christina, was right next to him as he was falling. So did he grab her arm and pull her down with him? Oh no, he grabbed her top and when he finally lost his balance he took the top with him. I instantly turned around and started power-walking away with my friends as she screamed. 5 minutes later, I come back to the pool and Tyler is being yelled at by our teacher while Christina still has her arms over her chest. Me and my friends were laughing like hell, and to this day, I still wonder why he never ratted me out. And yes, Christina was fairly pretty back then and is pretty damn hot now. Not really embarrassing for me, but damn was it embarrassing for him.

[QUOTE=Yoozil;37338183]I just remembered this one time in Costa Rica...I was in 4th grade and we were on a 3-day field trip out in various places in the country. Anyways, we were staying at this chill hotel with an outdoor pool and a bar and stuff, and me and my friends decided to go to the pool. Well, me and this guy named Tyler started messing with each other and roughhousing, and he tried tripping me while I was walking to the side of the pool, so I turned around and pushed him towards the pool. He went straight to the edge and started swinging his arms around to try to regain his balance, and you know how when you're falling backwards, you'll try to grab anything you can to make sure you don't fall? Well one of our classmates, a girl named Christina, was right next to him as he was falling. So did he grab her arm and pull her down with him? Oh no, he grabbed her top and when he finally lost his balance he took the top with him. I instantly turned around and started power-walking away with my friends as she screamed. 5 minutes later, I come back to the pool and Tyler is being yelled at by our teacher while Christina still has her arms over her chest. Me and my friends were laughing like hell, and to this day, I still wonder why he never ratted me out. [B]And yes, Christina was fairly pretty back then and is pretty damn hot now.[/B] Not really embarrassing for me, but damn was it embarrassing for him.[/QUOTE] that one sentence makes this all sound really fucking weird now

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37338229]that one sentence makes this all sound really fucking weird now[/QUOTE]Well I was the same age as her, and I don't see how describing a girl I thought was good-looking back then as "pretty" is weird.

I used to be a competitive swimmer a few years back and this was one of those days were you compete for the whole day, a big competition as well. I knew I was going to do freestyle, backstroke and breaststroke. I get in the starting position, thinking that it's time for backstroke. The whole arena get silent, as the first beep goes out, I get up. The second beep, I jump in the water (as you are suppose to when it's backstroke). Get up over the surface, to find out that I'm the only one in the water. One of the functionaries leans over and says "it's freestyle". Remember that the whole arena is quiet and looking at me. Needless to say, I lost that race. EDIT: It couldn't have been freestyle, cause you are allowed to swim back then. It must have been breaststroke. Also, one really embarrassing and related gif: [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m874avYoFY1qbvkzl.gif [/img]

[QUOTE=Unreliable;37337800]I used to be a soccer player for the longest time until I got kicked in the ankles and stopped around age 13. Soccer kept me from having leg cramps every couple of days, and when I stopped, it was apparent that I needed some kind of help. So doctors did shit to my knees/legs and fixed it. Well not entirely. They said it'd reduce the muscle cramps to once or twice a year. Maybe more. Now that I'm older, I play guitar regularly with a band, and the amount of energy I exert on stage helps keep my muscle cramps down. After surgery it got as bad as 4 every month. Well I play in orchestra too, and there's this girl I really liked. So one day I built up the courage to ask her out. We walk up and down the town streets, see a movie together, and go to a park before we leave on a trip with the orchestra to California. While we were there, we became pretty sexually active. We fucked each other about 6 times when we were in California. And we really started to like each other. When we come back to our hometown, she's still a bit shy about being with me, so I take her to see a scary movie. It was bad enough to where she had to walk out and I followed her. She felt real bad about it and said we should go to the park. It was near 10PM and really dark. The curfew for teenagers is like 11:30 or something, and the park closes at 11PM. That night we decided it'd be nice to have sex in the park. We kissed for a good 10 minutes and talked softly to each other before we finally decided to start rubbing. I moved my hand on her leg and gave her some squeeze and rub until I worked my way up to her zipper. She had her arm around me and we started to move to the ground and I worked off her pants. There was her vagina, I started working my magic and ate her out for near 10 minutes. When she was ready, we switched and she warmed up my dick with her mouth. At this part, I kind of forget exactly what happened other than me getting a blowjob and having an immense amount of pain in my right thigh. All of a sudden I reach down and grab my leg. In the process I brought my leg up to my arm to start massaging it. Apparently I hit her face with my knee and it made her nose start bleeding. She let out a yelp and stood up. We were under a tree at the time, and she slammed her head on the tree limb. It nearly fell off. She fell down onto my nuts and then I yelped. She was speaking a bunch of gibberish and I started panicking. My leg hurt a lot, and I decided to pick her up and take her to CVS to stop the bleeding from her nose. I sat her in the seat and she started to come to. I told her to hold her nose together and we drove as fast as possible to the CVS where I bought a first aid kit. I really overreacted, because her nose stopped bleeding by the time I got back in the car. Her head was okay after the incident and I gave her a kiss on the cheek. She said she was really thankful that I drove to the pharmacy to help her. So she took me inside with her and I helped clean up her face. She asked to be dropped off at her house and I said okay. On the way there I explained my sorrow and my leg problems. She said she understood and when we got to her house, [B]she gave me a kiss on the lips.[/B] Even after that horrific night, we're still in a relationship.[/QUOTE] Dude she gave you a blow job.

yea [editline]21st August 2012[/editline] you just kissed your own dick

[QUOTE=julmust;37343568]I used to be a competitive swimmer a few years back and this was one of those days were you compete for the whole day, a big competition as well. I knew I was going to do freestyle, backstroke and breaststroke. I get in the starting position, thinking that it's time for backstroke. The whole arena get silent, as the first beep goes out, I get up. The second beep, I jump in the water (as you are suppose to when it's backstroke). Get up over the surface, to find out that I'm the only one in the water. One of the functionaries leans over and says "it's freestyle". Remember that the whole arena is quiet and looking at me. Needless to say, I lost that race. EDIT: It couldn't have been freestyle, cause you are allowed to swim back then. It must have been breaststroke. Also, one really embarrassing and related gif: [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m874avYoFY1qbvkzl.gif [/img][/QUOTE] I suppose that's your fault for not knowing the event order/not looking at the heat sheet more clearly

[QUOTE=Apache249;37347777]Dude she gave you a blow job.[/QUOTE] It's his own dick it's not like he's gonna catch HIV.

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;37349851]It's his own dick it's not like he's gonna catch HIV.[/QUOTE] What if he already had HIV and now he has it twice ? Huh ?

Here's the first thing that came to mind. I'll condense it a bit, so I'm sorry if the grammar is weird. Basically my GF and I were walking down a road when we got a little excited. We were looking for somewhere to "stop" when she pointed out a bicycle path. I figured it was good enough at the time, considering it was out of the way and there was no way you could see us. She told me it was abandoned... Yeah, right. So we went over to it, walked about a minute to be sure, and started fooling around. She prepared herself for "incoming fellatio", and right as she finished exposing me, I turned my head 90 degrees to see a woman on a bike, riding by. I quickly took my penis out of her mouth and turned away from her, not necessarily in that order. With a pain stricken penis in my grasp, I let out a small whimper as I witnessed the woman trying desperately not to laugh. Emotionally shaken, we walk back home, a 2 hour walk, and see no one else on the path... Even now I cringe when I think about it.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37350007]What if he already had HIV and now he has it twice ? Huh ?[/QUOTE] Fuck.

This just happened... I was telling my girlfriend about a sexual dream I had and I guess my mom heard ALL of it. It took place in the back of my grandmother's truck (this weirded me out) and I went into pretty explicit detail. I'm not going to be able to look her in the eye for about a week.

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;37349851]It's his own dick it's not like he's gonna catch HIV.[/QUOTE] Oh totally man I bet you love rubbing your dick all over your lips.

I made myself a sandwich and forgot the ham. I never felt so retarded in my life.

First time I ever got high I walked into my kitchen and got the 1/2 gallon of ice cream, put it on the counter and went for a bowl. I put the bowl on the counter and walked over to get the spoon. When i came back with the spoon, I looked at the bowl and thought, "that's fucking retarded. I'm eating the entire thing anyway." So I left the ice cream and the spoon there and got the bowl. Walked upstairs to my room and realized that I'm even more fucking retarded that I thought and had to go back to get the spoon and ice cream.