Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Unreliable;37351710]First time I ever got high I walked into my kitchen and got the 1/2 gallon of ice cream, put it on the counter and went for a bowl. I put the bowl on the counter and walked over to get the spoon. When i came back with the spoon, I looked at the bowl and thought, "that's fucking retarded. I'm eating the entire thing anyway." So I left the ice cream and the spoon there and got the bowl. Walked upstairs to my room and realized that I'm even more fucking retarded that I thought and had to go back to get the spoon and ice cream.[/QUOTE] Something similar happened to me before too, incidentally also with ice cream. I took out the ice cream and got a bowl and put some ice cream in the bowl. I then put the ice cream container back. But, while I was eating, I thought 'wait a second'. You know how sometimes you put something in the wrong spot absent mindedly? Well I put the ice cream container in the microwave by accident. I got the ice cream back out of the microwave, put it into the freezer, and went back upstairs. Only a few hours later, when I noticed the bowl of melted ice cream sitting on the counter, did I realize that I forgot to eat my bowl of ice cream after I finished putting away the container. Man, I really am retarded

When I was about 14-15, this was the second or third year in high school in Belgium (High school is from 11-12 to 17-18 here) and I had this Latin teacher who was a redhead and was pretty cool. I guess I kinda had a crush on her, because she was quite attractive and really easy going and fun to talk to. In her mid-twenties, too, so that's that. Anyhow, at school we have those huge beamer thingies so the teacher can show us stuff on the wall or blackboard by hooking up their pc. She always used her laptop for this. One day, we had Latin right after our lunch break so we went to our usual Latin class and BLAM. Walked in on her, with her laptop, playing a night elf on world of warcraft on a huge screen. She closed it quite quickly, but I was the first one to enter class so I did see enough to figure out what went on. By the time most of the class was there, she had prepared our Latin lessons on her laptop. She looked at me and gave me this shy smile as she took the CD out of her laptop to put it into the case. I just said "Awesome, you play World of Warcraft." and she replied "Occasionally" and got very flustered. But that's just the context. During recess I was speaking to my friends who don't have Latin, and they were sitting against the wall. I was standing up and talking to them, facing the wall. One of them asked me whether I thought my Latin teacher was cute, and I just said "Well, yeah." and then he asked "Say, does she even have a boyfriend?" So, I was an idiot and said "She doesn't have an engagement ring, anyhow. Also, she plays World of Warcraft, so [her name] is probably still a virgin." Just as I said this, I shit you not, my friends got blank expressions and their eyes followed someone behind me. I turned around, and I saw my Latin teacher had just walked past, and she had turned around and raised an eyebrow. With a cheeky little smile. So, so much shame. But it gets worse. I occasionally still talked to her and we pretended this episode of shame had never happened, and one day I noticed she was pregnant. And her smile. Oh God, that smile. It pierced my soul.

I am currently sitting in a public restroom with the worst case of indigestion I've had in years. People outside are disgusted by the smell. I'm not sure I should finish up and go out or wait until they're gone. This is pretty embarrassing. Help.

[QUOTE=ScreamingGerbil;37354891]I am currently sitting in a public restroom with the worst case of indigestion I've had in years. People outside are disgusted by the smell. I'm not sure I should finish up and go out or wait until they're gone. This is pretty embarrassing. Help.[/QUOTE] Medical conditions can strike anyone. You are not the janitor and therefore have no responsibility about the sanitary condition of the restroom. On topic: When I was 6 years old and just started school, I took a dump on the restroom floor for reasons of curiosity in what the reaction would be when an adult found shit on the floor. Our teacher accused the next kid who went to the bathroom simply because he was the one who discovered it. So he had to clean it up. But since I decided to take another dump on the restroom floor the next time I had to do my business, the pattern was obvious to everyone. When I was 12 I peed myself in a library because of autistic-related sensory disorder. I cleaned it up with the closest books I could find and fled the scene before anyone noticed. When I was 17 in high school, I managed to drop every single item from my tray into the soup container during soup-day in the cafeteria. I fled the scene before anyone noticed. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ycap5;36795904]When someone waves their hand at you and you wave back only to find out they were acknowledging the person behind you.[/QUOTE] I cognitively devised a solution to situations like these: Never react to anything anyone does in your surrounding area. The environment seems to have its own solution when it comes to people trying to get your attention, like following you and yelling your name for example. I fear the day when someone with the same name as me walks nearby when this happens though.

Once I was on a beach in Cyprus and I was aimlessly staring in the direction of this man tanning in front of me, a few moments later the man got up and stared at me while two massive breasts popped out of his chest because he was actually a girl.

I was like 13 or something and had to have one of my molars pulled. I was so afraid of the dentist massive needle that I hit him in the face and ran away dragging his saliva suction thingy with me trough a full waiting room. When my mom finally caught me I had to walk back trough the waiting room with all the people staring at me and apologize to the dentist for giving him a broken lip. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] I was going to the beach by bike with a couple of friends (some quite good looking girls) and took a wrong turn ending up on the nudist beach. This old fat naked dude, stands up walks straight past me to the girls and welcomes them by standing up proudly whith his dick dangling, while saying they dont get enough of them here. Needles to say we turner around and drove away, leaving mister naked guy dissapointed.

[QUOTE=Memnoth;37355114] When I was 6 years old and just started school, I took a dump on the restroom floor for reasons of curiosity in what the reaction would be when an adult found shit on the floor. Our teacher accused the next kid who went to the bathroom simply because he was the one who discovered it. So he had to clean it up. But since I decided to take another dump on the restroom floor the next time I had to do my business, the pattern was obvious to everyone.[/QUOTE] Something similar-ish happened to me while I was on vacation. I had to crap, and it was a long ride home, so we stopped at a gas station we found, and I went in, asked where the bathroom was, and went to it. I opened the door and was greeted by a bathroom filled with vomit. It was on the floor, in the sink, in the urinal, on the toilet, in the toilet.. Unfortunately it was the only place we had, so I cleaned the toilet the best I could, covered the seat in paper, and did my business. When I went back out I saw a man cleaning, so I thought I'd tell him so he could go clean it up. Unfortunately, the man was a jackass, and when I told him about it, he immediately pinned it on me. I had to wait for my friends in the car because every time I looked up, I could see him in the other side of the shop giving me the look of death. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] Looking back, I can understand why I got blamed. I hadn't showered all day, my hair was a mess (I have hair that curls like a motherfucker and after awhile just becomes uncontrollable), and my shirt had salt-stains on it from sea water at the beach (salt water didn't help my hair either), plus my speech disorder where I mutilate my words sometimes. To him I must've looked like a drunk :v: [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] Actually, that alone is an embarrassing story..

When I was 14 or 15, I had to get a tooth pulled (I swear when the thing came out it's root was like 6 inches long). anyway, I sit in the chair and the dentist puts the funny gas on me, then hits me with the needles, all fine and dandy. He starts talking to my mom and I guess forgot about me, and I got WAY too much funny gas. Last thing I remember him saying was something like "If you get way to much of this stuff it's kind of like being on LSD". I woke up in my moms car several hours later, she told me I was so out of it that all I was talking about were x-wings with people in the lobby.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;37358154]When I was 14 or 15, I had to get a tooth pulled (I swear when the thing came out it's root was like 6 inches long). anyway, I sit in the chair and the dentist puts the funny gas on me, then hits me with the needles, all fine and dandy. He starts talking to my mom and I guess forgot about me, and I got WAY too much funny gas. Last thing I remember him saying was something like "If you get way to much of this stuff it's kind of like being on LSD". I woke up in my moms car several hours later, she told me I was so out of it that all I was talking about were x-wings with people in the lobby.[/QUOTE] I'm deathly afraid of that. Being knocked out and not being sure of what I'm saying. God only knows I start talking about the various anime that I watch and how much I'd like to live in Japan and pick up a bangin' hot Japanese girl. All the while talking about how much I'd love to go and purchase various anime figurines and posters from a store that just opened up. Oh wait, that happened. That day, my parents learned about my interests in Japanese culture. I also apparently mentioned something called "Katerwall Shoejoe" (SILLY DAD CANT PRONOUNCE JAPANESE GOSH)

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;37359322]I'm deathly afraid of that. Being knocked out and not being sure of what I'm saying. God only knows I start talking about the various anime that I watch and how much I'd like to live in Japan and pick up a bangin' hot Japanese girl. All the while talking about how much I'd love to go and purchase various anime figurines and posters from a store that just opened up. Oh wait, that happened. That day, my parents learned about my interests in Japanese culture.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't trust myself drunk / high, I hardly trust myself now. Plus I used to have anger and violence problems and with my luck drinking would bring those back.

[QUOTE=Memnoth;37355114]When I was 12 I peed myself in a library because of autistic-related sensory disorder. I cleaned it up with the closest books I could find and fled the scene before anyone noticed. [/QUOTE] That is fucking disgusting. Never getting books from a library ever again [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kabstrac;37359575]oh fuck I don't want to get my wisdom teeth taken out.[/QUOTE] They use anesthetics for that, I had mine done 2 weeks ago [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] Well, most dental offices do anyways

[QUOTE=Chocolate.;37359742]That is fucking disgusting. Never getting books from a library ever again[/QUOTE] I'm not quite sure how you cogitated the desperation of a socially handicapped child to reach the conclusion that autistics have a habit to urinate inside libraries over the entire world.

[QUOTE=taipan;37356710]I was like 13 or something and had to have one of my molars pulled. I was so afraid of the dentist massive needle that I hit him in the face and ran away dragging his saliva suction thingy with me trough a full waiting room. When my mom finally caught me I had to walk back trough the waiting room with all the people staring at me and apologize to the dentist for giving him a broken lip. [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] I was going to the beach by bike with a couple of friends (some quite good looking girls) and took a wrong turn ending up on the nudist beach. This old fat naked dude, stands up walks straight past me to the girls and welcomes them by standing up proudly whith his dick dangling, while saying they dont get enough of them here. Needles to say we turner around and drove away, leaving mister naked guy dissapointed.[/QUOTE] This reminds me of having to go to the dentist to have four molars removed so my braces could be put on. Fun.

I'm glad you guys are pulling out these wisdom teeths stories one week after I got mine pulled out, because if you guys told them before I would have been fucking scared. :v: If any of you are interested, my operation went just fine and nothing embarassing happened. Oh wait, yes. You know how you have to get naked before getting operated ? Well there were these two nurses and I was trying to get naked in the most secretive way possible. And then one of the two went all like "DON'T WORRY, WE ALREADY SAW MUCH MORE OF THESE". I just didn't know what to think.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37360190]I'm glad you guys are pulling out these wisdom teeths stories one week after I got mine pulled out, because if you guys told them before I would have been fucking scared. :v: If any of you are interested, my operation went just fine and nothing embarassing happened. Oh wait, yes. You know how you have to get naked before getting operated ? Well there were these two nurses and I was trying to get naked in the most secretive way possible. And then one of the two went all like "DON'T WORRY, WE ALREADY SAW MUCH MORE OF THESE". I just didn't know what to think.[/QUOTE] "BUTCHA HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE" [b]HORSE COCK, ACTIVATE[/b]

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;37360285]"BUTCHA HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE" [b]HORSE COCK, ACTIVATE[/b][/QUOTE] If only. :v:

[QUOTE=deltasquid;37354784]When I was about 14-15, this was the second or third year in high school in Belgium (High school is from 11-12 to 17-18 here) and I had this Latin teacher who was a redhead and was pretty cool. I guess I kinda had a crush on her, because she was quite attractive and really easy going and fun to talk to. In her mid-twenties, too, so that's that. Anyhow, at school we have those huge beamer thingies so the teacher can show us stuff on the wall or blackboard by hooking up their pc. She always used her laptop for this. One day, we had Latin right after our lunch break so we went to our usual Latin class and BLAM. Walked in on her, with her laptop, playing a night elf on world of warcraft on a huge screen. She closed it quite quickly, but I was the first one to enter class so I did see enough to figure out what went on. By the time most of the class was there, she had prepared our Latin lessons on her laptop. She looked at me and gave me this shy smile as she took the CD out of her laptop to put it into the case. I just said "Awesome, you play World of Warcraft." and she replied "Occasionally" and got very flustered. But that's just the context. During recess I was speaking to my friends who don't have Latin, and they were sitting against the wall. I was standing up and talking to them, facing the wall. One of them asked me whether I thought my Latin teacher was cute, and I just said "Well, yeah." and then he asked "Say, does she even have a boyfriend?" So, I was an idiot and said "She doesn't have an engagement ring, anyhow. Also, she plays World of Warcraft, so [her name] is probably still a virgin." Just as I said this, I shit you not, my friends got blank expressions and their eyes followed someone behind me. I turned around, and I saw my Latin teacher had just walked past, and she had turned around and raised an eyebrow. With a cheeky little smile. So, so much shame. But it gets worse. I occasionally still talked to her and we pretended this episode of shame had never happened, and one day I noticed she was pregnant. And her smile. Oh God, that smile. It pierced my soul.[/QUOTE] Funny, my danish teacher is a redhead as well, and probably as good looking as teachers get - she plays WoW as well. On top of that, she's an excellent teacher.

Oh yes. I got my wisdom teeth out this morning. The doc put the iv in my arm and started talking about football and girls. I was like "yeah, i know the coach. But holy tits i feel it. Bye" I woke up and the doc was right over me saying i was one of the best patients he's ever had. Because of the way i passed out. It's been nearly 5 hours and the anisthetic in my lips/toungue still hasnt worn off. I sound lije a fucking retard too. Oh. When i was leaving the surgeons office, i said i could walk. I got out of the dentistry chair and stood up. The lady had a chair there and said, "all the guys think they can walk.." I took a step and nearly fell over. The doc laughed and told me to sit the fuck down. I said fine and got wheeled out

[QUOTE=Memnoth;37359848]I'm not quite sure how you cogitated the desperation of a socially handicapped child to reach the conclusion that autistics have a habit to urinate inside libraries over the entire world.[/QUOTE] Um, I didn't?

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;37360700]Funny, my danish teacher is a redhead as well, and probably as good looking as teachers get - she plays WoW as well. On top of that, she's an excellent teacher.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this particular teacher was very good as well. Made studying Latin actually fun. Also, that reminds me. She and our Dutch teacher (they were basically BFF's since childhood) recorded these long lists of vocabulary we had to study by heart so we could listen to them on our iPods before going to sleep. :v: Nobody did, because it started off as a joke when she asked what would motivate us to study these lists by heart, but she was a good sport and decided to do it. One day she told us to listen to them all and find the "accident" that happened. I was somewhat curious so I decided to go through them in backwards order, and in the most recent one, you could hear her: "Capere, capio, cepi, CWAAAAAH GOD" and the sound of her cat screaming and our Dutch teacher laughing like hell in the background. Imagine my expression when I told her that the next day and she said "Oh, yeah, [I]that[/I]. Not what I had in mind, but it counts."

-snap-

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;37358154]When I was 14 or 15, I had to get a tooth pulled (I swear when the thing came out it's root was like 6 inches long). anyway, I sit in the chair and the dentist puts the funny gas on me, then hits me with the needles, all fine and dandy. He starts talking to my mom and I guess forgot about me, and I got WAY too much funny gas. Last thing I remember him saying was something like "If you get way to much of this stuff it's kind of like being on LSD". I woke up in my moms car several hours later, she told me I was so out of it that all I was talking about were x-wings with people in the lobby.[/QUOTE] Dentists still use gas in some places? What is it for since they already use needles?

Probably to get their patients under control if they're deathly afraid of needles! :P

This story wasn't extremely embarrasing for me, but it sure as hell was extremely akward. I was 13 when this happened by the way. So, we were sitting in class. I was sitting next to a friend and this hot girl was sitting in front of us with her friend. So me and my friend were talking about random shit when all of the sudden the hot girl in front of us says: "I think [my name]'s dick is long, and thin." I replied with "What the fuck?!" I was kinda the shy kid that doesn't talk too much in class, so I was kinda suprised that the popular hot girl of the class would be talking about how my dick looks.

better long and thin than short and thick

More of an "OH FUCK OH FUCK, never mind I'm fine." I was sitting in my free time class, and we were just messing around. So around midway through one of the school's principals decides to walk in. He says to everyone, "Can I see your eyes." Naturally I take this as "OH FUCK HE WANTS TO SEE IF I'M STONED." Everyone looks at him, I calm down and chill. Happened today.

[QUOTE=Unreliable;37360805]Oh. When i was leaving the surgeons office, i said i could walk. I got out of the dentistry chair and stood up. The lady had a chair there and said, "all the guys think they can walk.." I took a step and nearly fell over. The doc laughed and told me to sit the fuck down. I said fine and got wheeled out[/QUOTE] It's funny because I could actually walk fine when it happened to me. :v:

[QUOTE=Kljunas;37363363]Dentists still use gas in some places? What is it for since they already use needles?[/QUOTE] this was 4 or 5 years ago. He gave me the gas so him using needles wouldn't hurt.

Another story. Today after my wisdom teeth surgery, I hung out with my friends and they called me. I said I felt like shit and they should leave me alone. Their natural response was to come over and ring my doorbell. I walked up to the front door and my mouth ached because the pain killer was wearing off. I opened the door and my friend looks at me and smiles cause i look at shit. I smile at him and I start drooling a pool of blood immediately because my lower lip, lower teeth, and chin are all still sedated or w/e at this point. He laughed and I had to clean it up. Then I went along with them to play tennis. I took two pain killers and started playing. When I stopped, I felt numb and continued spitting out some blood. They got hungry and that was about 3 hours later. So I went with them and this horrific pain started engulfing my teeth. I went outside and moaned. I just sat there on the curb of taco cabana with blood gushing out of my mouth.

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;37359322]I'm deathly afraid of that. Being knocked out and not being sure of what I'm saying. God only knows I start talking about the various anime that I watch and how much I'd like to live in Japan and pick up a bangin' hot Japanese girl. All the while talking about how much I'd love to go and purchase various anime figurines and posters from a store that just opened up. Oh wait, that happened. That day, my parents learned about my interests in Japanese culture. I also apparently mentioned something called "Katerwall Shoejoe" (SILLY DAD CANT PRONOUNCE JAPANESE GOSH)[/QUOTE] The blind girl, Lilac Shota (Or however the fuck you spell that word, I've never watched or played any animu shit in my life.)