Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

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seems like i continually hover around 110-115 and can't get any higher no matter how hard i try

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YG81T.png?6649[/img] oops had to crop college sites bookmarked lol

Didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it. I was standing outside my classroom in high school waiting for the teacher to come and start class with some friends, just chatting away normally. This was outdoors, so we were hanging around in the courtyard nearby that had some artsy brickwork that people sometimes stood on. It wasn't that far off the ground so everyone usually would jump or stand on it. One of my friends was standing on the brickwork while we were at ground level just talking and joking and all that kind of juvenile shit when one of our classmates comes walking past us. He suddenly trips over. He has his hand splayed out to grab onto the nearest thing to support himself.. which happened to be the friend who was standing on the brickwork's crotch. We all just stood there in utter shock at the sight at one of our classmates feeling up one of our mates. Classmate turned completely red when he realised what had happened, and quickly ran off without a word. We laugh about it now though so it's all good.

We had the same number of keystrokes [editline]24th August 2012[/editline] and then you edit so its much higher :(

[IMG]http://puu.sh/Yhyn[/IMG] Thats what i thought.

[QUOTE=zzzz;37383278]We had the same number of keystrokes [editline]24th August 2012[/editline] and then you edit so its might higher :([/QUOTE] gonna be honest, i zone out from time to time and just lose track of what i'm typing. i have issues reading sometimes, like seeing multiple of the same letter in a row will confuse me or something if i'm reading too fast. aka i type faster than i read i had to pretend what i was writing formed a sentence instead of just being a series of words so i could type it fluidly

i have typing problems in general, hence why i wrote might instead of much in that post at least i can type faster than 98.5% of people

[img]http://10fastfingers.com/speedtests/generate_screenshot_result/111_567_0_0_109_3_98.73_1122_88378[/img] ahem

i guess i was wrong though 281 people out of 88000 in the last 24 hours are better at typing than me

How embarrassing.

Embarassing how off-topic this thread is getting.

Suck it, haters. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vYCyb.png[/IMG] I BET YOURE ALL EMBARASSED NOW

Here's a sort of embarrasing story: Once, my family went out and ate Arby's for lunch. I was still asleep because it was summer and I'd spent all night playing video games, so my dad got a roast beef sandwich and put it in the fridge so I could re-heat it when I woke up. I woke up, he told me the sandwich was there, and then went upstairs to do something and I decided to reheat the sandwich. I put the sandwich, foil and all, in the microwave, and went off to use the computer. As I left the room, I saw a flash and suddenly [I][B]HOLY FUCK THE MICROWAVE'S ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAA[/B][/I]

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37383396]i guess i was wrong though 281 people out of 88000 in the last 24 hours are better at typing than me[/QUOTE] sorry to derail thread again but [img]http://10fastfingers.com/speedtests/generate_screenshot_result/132_658_0_0_129_0_99.89_96_88517[/img] bam it only took me 25 tries

[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;37370214]No they were talking about how the dicks of every guy in the class looks for some reason. They were just being dumb.[/QUOTE] oh come on man those situations are like instant ways to win people over, you've just gotta say something clever enough for them to be like "oh man this guy is kinda cool"

[QUOTE=zzzz;37383665]sorry to derail thread again but [img]http://10fastfingers.com/speedtests/generate_screenshot_result/132_658_0_0_129_0_99.89_96_88517[/img] bam it only took me 25 tries[/QUOTE] i will win this contest tomorrow

We were closing at work and I asked my female coworker to hand me the bags and I was holding some heavy shit so had to awkwardly grab the bags and I accidentally grazed her boobs with my hands. But remembering from Facepunch that awkwardness is only awkward of you make it awkward so I just carried normal non-boob related conversation on with her and negated any, if all, awkwardness. #Swag

i only got 86 a year ago i was getting 120s :smith:

I made this for SA a while ago [img]http://i.imgur.com/kzP0x.png[/img] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w][img]http://i.imgur.com/j7p50.png[/img][/url][img]http://i.imgur.com/BanfQ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/NwUUj.png[/img]

Fresh from yesterday: I walked into a public toilet, I go into one of the cubicles and start having a slash when I heard the unmistakable sound of someone on crutches approaching. I finish up and I'm about to flush when I notice that this cubicle is huge and it had handrails. Fuck. I stand there and I wait, occasionally making noises an old man would make until the person walks to another cubicle. I was awkwardly stood in there for at least 5 minutes.

[QUOTE=Pako;37385061]I made this for SA a while ago some guy with cum on his pants[/QUOTE] the fuck man doesn't look like bubblegum at all

[QUOTE=yazrak;37386645]the fuck man doesn't look like bubblegum at all[/QUOTE] Dude shaped it into a dick

Here, have all the embarrassing stories I can think of off the top of my head. I have enough space in this room so that it won't flood with all the spaghetti falling out of my pockets. Kindergarten I kissed a girl on the lips because we agreed to get married a month before. She said "ick." Broke my little 7 year old heart. Still doesn't count as a first kiss to me. Shit my pants in 3rd grade. Went to bathroom and discovered it. Was in there for a good 15-20 minutes because as a 10 year old or something like that I had no idea what the fuck to do with shit-stained pants. Assistant teacher (chillest guy, I swear) comes looking for me and I'm just like "I, uh, had an accident" from the stall. Handled it pretty well. I think we ended up just putting the underwear in a plastic bag and I went for the rest of the day not wearing underwear. 4th grade (and basically [I]every single year I've been in school[/I]) I was the class clown and constantly made disturbances in class. I got sent out of the class and sat by the door. Two girls could see me through the windows by the door and started laughing (funny thing is they were bitches then and they've grown to be bitches now). I made a sort of "what the fuck are you laughing at" face and they laughed harder. Teacher brought me in and for a full on 5 minutes screamed at the top of her lungs why I wasn't funny and that the class should stop laughing at me. Nearly cried on the spot. When I was a young'un my parents would get a kick out of me when I was in my pajamas because I'd pull my pajama pants up to my shoulders and run around like an ostrich. I grew out of it mostly and in 5th grade we got to wear our pajamas to school. Being a socially inept little wad of fuck I was unaware of the fact that my dinosaur print pajamas were way too tight. I did the "ostrich boy" thing because I thought kids would get a kick out of it. Turns out they all just ridiculed me for wearing skin tight clothes and putting my hands in my pants. 7th grade, I was in an acting program with my Temple. I had a female friend who I joked around with, and it's obvious to me now she was flirting hard with me (and I with her, but I just had no idea and no intention of doing it). After the play we put on ended we were asking random questions and I asked who she liked and she said "you. For a long time." Now, as a 14 year old who didn't really even know girls existed (rather, knew they existed and found her somewhat attractive but didn't really realize it yet) I just kinda went "uh... ok! I don't feel the same way! Sorry! Your turn to ask a question!" I was totally lost and that was the only thing I could think of doing. I've wanted to be a film writer/director since I was in 6th grade and because of that, when given the chance, for the next couple years I would make little comedy shorts that also fit in with whatever educational project we were assigned in school. In 8th grade we were assigned a project for Greek mythology involving a "modern interpretation" or some shit, so I decided to make a movie based off of Heracles/Hercules/Whatever in the form of him owning a gym. I was all set up to make it like a day or two before the project was due (because I could throw together a movie in that time) and I had a camera around the house. When we started to film we realized we had no way to edit it together because the camera was some sort of type that needed a DVD and some special cords and we had neither of those things. The only time I made movies for the last 2/3 years we were at our apartments in Florida, which had better movie cameras. I just forgot we didn't own proper movie cameras at our house. So I had to have the teacher read the script with me, which he wasn't prepared for. All the jokes instantly became unfunny as we stumbled over every line in front of the whole class. 8th/9th grade was also the year I developed my first real crush. Problem is I [I]really[/I] developed it to the point where it was almost an unhealthy obsession. Constantly flirting without really realizing it was flirting (harder than that girl from the play), started memorizing when I'd see her in the hallways, basically feels now like I was stalking her. I told her I liked her at the beginning of 9th grade and, even though she was one of my best friends, she stopped talking to me for 3 weeks. After that I still chased her and basically made an ass of myself many times. Finally my friends pressured me into asking her out. I purchased some dinosaur overalls that she said she said she really wanted for Christmas and asked if she wanted to go sledding. She agreed, then went home and threw up and gave away the overalls. She told me she only accepted because our friends pressured her too. And then basically for the next 2-3 years I accepted it but still basically wanted her pretty bad sometimes. The beginning was a time of my life I'm not proud of and I only recently have begun to feel that I'm finally getting over her. 9th grade I got my first (and only, to this day) girlfriend, too. As an awkward freshman who was really grossed out by any form of romantic contact other than hand holding and hugging we didn't really do anything for the 2 months we were together, and I only saw her out of school on a date once when I went to her house to watch a movie (which was awkward in itself- I took a chance and kissed her cheek and told her mother thinking it'd be funny. It wasn't). That being said it was my first relationship and it felt wonderful. It was a lovely emotional connection for me. 2 months in he admitted to me she wanted to play the new Pokémon games (Diamond/Pearl) but didn't have a DS, or the games. At my mom's apartment we had a friend at the front desk who was moving to the other side of the country, and she gave me her Pink DS for free because she never used it. I took this and my copy of Pokémon Pearl (I had Diamond and only played that anyways) and gave it to my girlfriend as a gift. My friends tell me now that "I go too fast with relationships" based off the DS and Overalls thing, but I figured that it was just a nice thing to do and [I]usually[/I] you're [I]supposed [/I] to do nice things for people you care about. Money wasn't even an issue- the overalls were $7 and the DS was totally free, so I just figured they'd appreciate them. Guess I was wrong and "too fast," though. And apparently people thought I had paid like $150+ for the DS/Pokémon game and freaked out. The next day my girlfriend gave them both back to me and broke up with me. Thankfully the two girls above are still some of my very best friends I've ever had (and my ex came out of the closet this year! Good for her!). Oh yeah, and like a year or two ago my female cousin and I were having a joke slap fight and I accidentally groped her while I had my head turned away and my eyes closed. First and only boobs I've ever grabbed were my cousins and by accident. Well now that that's all over with, I'm gonna take some of this massive puddle of spaghetti on the floor and cook it up with some tomato sauce my dad made me.

Pre-graduation party. Graduating class size of about 30 people. Small town. I've been to a few bush parties but not as many as most people in our grade. I arrive at about 6pm and my good friend is completely wasted. I've only been drunk about twice before, but I decide I need to catch up with him. After a few disgusting glasses of 50/50 vodka/coke mix I'm there. It turns out I didn't exactly know when to stop. At about 1am I black out. I wake up in a tent with a condom in my pocket and a girl sleeping beside me. My glasses are gone and I've chipped one of my lower teeth. First things first I burst out of the tent, stumble to the bushes and vomit for about 10 minutes. The sound of my vomiting wakes up some other people sleeping in tents. As we start to gather and sit down for breakfast, there are people smiling at me. That's when I get to hear it. All the stories about last night that I couldn't remember. For the next few weeks I get to hear from other people, people who have always considered me to be like the quiet kid, what I was doing that night. Now I never got the full details but I'm pretty sure everyone there saw my dick. I definitely said some weird things to some people. My one friend said he was holding me up every time I went to piss. Stuff like that. Overall it was a good party.

[QUOTE=No_Excuses;37390975]Pre-graduation party. Graduating class size of about 30 people. Small town. I've been to a few bush parties but not as many as most people in our grade. I arrive at about 6pm and my good friend is completely wasted. I've only been drunk about twice before, but I decide I need to catch up with him. After a few disgusting glasses of 50/50 vodka/coke mix I'm there. It turns out I didn't exactly know when to stop. At about 1am I black out. I wake up in a tent with a condom in my pocket and a girl sleeping beside me. My glasses are gone and I've chipped one of my lower teeth. First things first I burst out of the tent, stumble to the bushes and vomit for about 10 minutes. The sound of my vomiting wakes up some other people sleeping in tents. As we start to gather and sit down for breakfast, there are people smiling at me. That's when I get to hear it. All the stories about last night that I couldn't remember. For the next few weeks I get to hear from other people, people who have always considered me to be like the quiet kid, what I was doing that night. Now I never got the full details but I'm pretty sure everyone there saw my dick. I definitely said some weird things to some people. My one friend said he was holding me up every time I went to piss. Stuff like that. Overall it was a good party.[/QUOTE] Party hard.

Eh had worse. When somebody says "Hey this is Absinthe let's try some". Don't.

absinthe isnt that bad

o jesus i just had the worst first weed experience in my life it was a big party i got invited to and i got peer pressured into smoking weed next thing i renember i'm almost naked in a room with some chick fingering her and at some point my fingersre slip and when i try to put them back in i put it in her asshole and she screams in what i assume was an orgasm because she was twitching evERYwhere she twitch-kicked me and i fell off the bed and slept in the hard cold floor for atleast 2 hours b4 going home she was still asleep and i hope to god she doest know

[QUOTE=zzzz;37383665]sorry to derail thread again but [img]http://10fastfingers.com/speedtests/generate_screenshot_result/132_658_0_0_129_0_99.89_96_88517[/img] bam it only took me 25 tries[/QUOTE] you typing bastards, I used to type really fast but then I got lazy-fingeritis