Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

#ok, I lurk this thread for a long time now and will tell you the story of tonighte it got awkward. i went to a aprty after closing up the bar, and had a good time. while there i went through a bottle of vodka. then my coworkers call em for pokernighte and we go on a beer-run to 24hour tesco. I buy £80 worth of cider, gin and sambuca (while underage lmao) and we play poker. then my parents ask where i am... i joking say clubing (as am fucked as fuck at this point) and they freak out and tell em to go home. i ignore them and came home about 10 mintues ago to an intervention about my "alcoholiscm" and "roiding" (lmao i just work out 5 times a week). the whole family was there and i jsut sorta blanked what happened. im sobering up now and oh ghod this went bad

There are a couple of spruce trees next to my house that one of the neighbours' kids smoke weed behind. One day I was talking to my Dad out by the trees about trimming off all the branches up to about six feet to make way for a path to the backyard. I make the passing comment that the neighbours' kid will need to find a new place to smoke his weed, thinking my dad will make a funny comment on it. He just grunts and nods his head. When we get back in he says the neighbours' kid and his friend were behind the fence the whole time and that he could see them from his angle.

[QUOTE=No_Excuses;37390975]awesome party story[/QUOTE] I feel like everyone has that one party in their life where they just black out and go fuckall crazy, including myself. can anyone else attest to this?

Not really embarrassing nor a story, but becoming uncle when you're 9 is fucking weird.

So, am I just a dumbass or has this girl made this conversation genuinely awkward and confusing? Me: "Hihi! Are you and your sister still going to that party you guys were talking about?" Her (to provide context, she responded some time later): "Turns out its actually tomorrow! But yeah! Haha & sorry, my phones been upstairs for like the past couple hours haha" Me: "Oh, okay! And it's cool, no worries." Her: "Why? Haha you're still welcome to come if you're not doing anything." (here's where I go 'wat': why'd she say "Why?") Me: "I know. But you said the party is tomorrow?" Her: "Yeah? Haha" Me: "So, I never said I wasn't going.." (I assumed that when she said "Why?", it's because she thought I meant I wasn't going) Her: "......k" Her: "Well you did mention something about work today so idk. Haha" (total 'wat,' I have no idea what she is talking about) holy shit that was a confusing conversation

[QUOTE=Furioso;37398548]So, am I just a dumbass or has this girl made this conversation genuinely awkward and confusing? Me: "Hihi! Are you and your sister still going to that party you guys were talking about?" Her (to provide context, she responded some time later): "Turns out its actually tomorrow! But yeah! Haha & sorry, my phones been upstairs for like the past couple hours haha" Me: "Oh, okay! And it's cool, no worries." Her: "Why? Haha you're still welcome to come if you're not doing anything." (here's where I go 'wat': why'd she say "Why?") Me: "I know. But you said the party is tomorrow?" Her: "Yeah? Haha" Me: "So, I never said I wasn't going.." (I assumed that when she said "Why?", it's because she thought I meant I wasn't going) Her: "......k" Her: "Well you did mention something about work today so idk. Haha" (total 'wat,' I have no idea what she is talking about) holy shit that was a confusing conversation[/QUOTE] It happens sometimes. Nothing to worry about, really.

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;37398605]It happens sometimes. Nothing to worry about, really.[/QUOTE] Fuckin' saved. Me: "Holy shit, I'm so confused. Are we having two separate conversations? I feel like I confused you and you've confused me. Let's start over. My name is Thomas!" Her: "Hahaha I think so too. Hello..... well Thomas, if you're not at work tomorrow at about 10PM, (or busy doing anything else for that matter) you should come party with me, Katherine, and my sister. K? K ;D"

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37397614]Not really embarrassing nor a story, but becoming uncle when you're 9 is fucking weird.[/QUOTE] im an uncle of like a 3 year old and a 25 year old except i hate him, typical wannabe gangster 420 every day type. got arrested for stealing someones purse on a college campus that he doesn't attend because he can't afford to go to college rip

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37398766]im an uncle of like a 3 year old and a 25 year old except i hate him, typical wannabe gangster 420 every day type. got arrested for stealing someones person on a college campus that he doesn't attend because he can't afford to go to college rip[/QUOTE] He's older than you?

by about 10 years yes.

That would make you a nephew dude.

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37398766]im an uncle of like a 3 year old and a 25 year old except i hate him, typical wannabe gangster 420 every day type. got arrested for [b]stealing someones person[/b] on a college campus that he doesn't attend because he can't afford to go to college rip[/QUOTE] What?

i cannot spell purse [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cataclysmic_47;37398959]That would make you a nephew dude.[/QUOTE] nope sisters son sister thats like 40 years old that is. [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] as in he is my half-sisters son

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37398996]i cannot spell purse [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] nope sisters son sister thats like 40 years old that is. [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] as in he is my half-sisters son[/QUOTE] he is setting a great example for his uncle wat

[img]http://puu.sh/YC4f[/img] my life

I hate when I take a shit and leave a little speck on the bowl, and at the time I can't be arsed to clean it. It's so embarrassing when I go again at the end of the day and the speck is there, and then I wonder who has seen this abomination. Makes me feel terrible. Or when I take a gargantuan shit, then literally right after, my dad comes in to brush his teeth and go to bed. Oh God. My mum was preparing a bath for my dad a while back. I asked if I could use the bathroom, and she said sure. I then went in and proceeded to empty my bowels. It was quite horrendously smelly. When my mum came back, she couldn't stop laughing and said "Why would you do that when you know I'm preparing a bath for your dad?" and I just went blank. Despite the bathtub being right next to the toilet, I'd completely forgotten my dad was about to have a bath. So he had to have a bath while the room still stank of the insides of my guts. No idea why shit is on my mind this morning.

[QUOTE=loopoo;37399102]I hate when I take a shit and leave a little speck on the bowl, and at the time I can't be arsed to clean it. It's so embarrassing when I go again at the end of the day and the speck is there, and then I wonder who has seen this abomination. Makes me feel terrible. Or when I take a gargantuan shit, then literally right after, my dad comes in to brush his teeth and go to bed. Oh God. My mum was preparing a bath for my dad a while back. I asked if I could use the bathroom, and she said sure. I then went in and proceeded to empty my bowels. It was quite horrendously smelly. When my mum came back, she couldn't stop laughing and said "Why would you do that when you know I'm preparing a bath for your dad?" and I just went blank. Despite the bathtub being right next to the toilet, I'd completely forgotten my dad was about to have a bath. So he had to have a bath while the room still stank of the insides of my guts. No idea why shit is on my mind this morning.[/QUOTE] BOTH of my parents just let out these fucking long ass 3 second fart bursts when were like watching tv or something. earlier today mom just goes BRRZZZZTTTTTTT and my dad and i slowly turn our heads and she says "it was like a timebomb"

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37399123]BOTH of my parents just let out these fucking long ass 3 second fart bursts when were like watching tv or something. earlier today mom just goes BRRZZZZTTTTTTT and my dad and i slowly turn our heads and she says "it was like a timebomb"[/QUOTE] Oh God, my mum came and stayed with me for a few weeks at my apartment. My bathroom is connected to my bedroom. Every time she had to use it, I'd either be asleep and woken up by her monstrous toots, or I'd be lying in bed, reading, when she figures it's a good time to blow her trumpet. Every time she'd come out, she'd say something, anything. "The ducks have flown south..." "There's a wild duck in there, be careful next time you have to go in!" "What was that sound? Did you hear something? Perhaps it's men working outside" We knew it was all bullshit, but God damn, it helped lessen the trauma.

[img]http://puu.sh/YClr[/img]

I always got embarrassed for things I didn't do just because it was rather awkward. In high school, needed to piss, go toilet, someone had smeared shit all over the walls and put it in the sink, piss as normal but as I'm leaving a teacher is also walking in and they'll give me funny looks next class as if they think I had done it or something.

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37398996]i cannot spell purse [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] nope sisters son sister thats like 40 years old that is. [editline]25th August 2012[/editline] as in he is my half-sisters son[/QUOTE] Dude what. If you siblings child is older than you then it's a sort of cousin? I can't imagine calling somebody younger than me my uncle it'll be weird as shit.

I'm 18 and I'm uncle to my 25 year old niece and great uncle to her daughter who's 10 months old. I feel old...

I became an uncle at 7. It was simultaneously cool but really weird. I haven't got another embarrassing story that I can remember at the moment though.

Here's another drug story. I tripped on acid with my friends about a week ago. I had everything ready for it, a sober driver to drive us around, music, and of course, a frisbee. Anyway. midway into the trip, we're at a park and I realize something. I really really have to shit. I kept thinking to myself, not a good idea to shit while on acid. But it nearly forced it's way out, so I went ahead and found the bathroom. By far the scariest thing I think I have ever done is walk into a public park bathroom and take a shit while tripping on acid. For those of you who don't know, acid will morph shadows around objects and make it look like the lights are swinging around an object. Basically, it was 1AM and completely dark in the bathroom, but I thought there were either cops, or there was some kind of party going on outside. I started talking to myself and getting lost in my own world. It's kinda funny because I didn't focus at all on the poop until I finished. I didn't know I had finished. I wiped and stood up. "Man, I don't know what I just did." So I washed my hands and left. I will forever be haunted by those 10 minutes.

Once i pissed in the class and the teacher stand next to me that was very embarrassing So good times lol.

[QUOTE=Damalee;37406188]Once i pissed in the class and the teacher stand next to me that was very embarrassing So good times lol.[/QUOTE] once i read this post and i felt embarrassed that i did

[QUOTE=tomteglogg;36798303]i smashed [B]my big ben[/B] right into her asshole[/QUOTE] :v:

I hate it when I let out those accidental mouthfarts in public places. Like in the bus the other day

My Nana expects me to go trick-or-treating with my 4 year old cousin because "he'll be scared if he goes alone", I'm 17 and shes making me get a costume. I'd totally go as a chaperone if I could just wear a jacket or something ._.

[QUOTE=slapdown3;37410811]My Nana expects me to go trick-or-treating with my 4 year old cousin because "he'll be scared if he goes alone", I'm 17 and shes making me get a costume. I'd totally go as a chaperone if I could just wear a jacket or something ._.[/QUOTE] Get a S.T.A.L.K.E.R outfit or something, you can get fake face masks for around $8 at a costume shop and a cheap airsoft rifle from any convenience store depending on where you live for $20 and still wear your jacket.