Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=slapdown3;37410811]My Nana expects me to go trick-or-treating with my 4 year old cousin because "he'll be scared if he goes alone", I'm 17 and shes making me get a costume. I'd totally go as a chaperone if I could just wear a jacket or something ._.[/QUOTE] Hey, wearing a costume is a small price to pay to receive fuckloads of candy from strangers.

Just today I needed to fart during class, so I went to the school bathroom to fart. It didn't look like anyone was in the bathroom, so I let two monsters rip, turned around and noticed some junior washing his hands. It felt really awkward.

[QUOTE=Carnotite;37424508]-shit story-[/QUOTE] I had an experience like this last week, except the lock on the stall wasn't long enough to be useful

Okay here`s one I was going to school and would be picked up by a friend. I had done this many times before and this time was nothing different. So a car stopped. I opened the door ,sat down and didn`t bother looking at the driver. "Who are you?" i heard. He must have thought i was a complete psycho. Got out of the car as my friend pulled up behind. God it was awful. :tinfoil:

Ah-ha ha. This one is great. About a month ago I was driving over to my girlfriends house. I wasn't feeling too good the couple days before a bit of a flu or something, but I digress. As I turn onto the road that her house is on I feel the urge to let out a nasty fart, so thinking to myself, "better let this out before I get to her house" I let loose. And sweet Jesus... A shiver runs from the very top of my head, down my back, across my ass, and down to my feet. I think to myself, "Did I just fucking shit myself?!" I pull over some 4 houses away from my girlfriends in contemplation of what I do next. I am just sitting there and I think maybe I didn't shit myself cause it didn't feel like I had any shit in my pants. I decided the best course of action is to head to the Albertson's a couple of blocks back and check the situation in the bathroom there, and if I did indeed shit myself buy some boxers, change, and toss the old pair. Still feeling the need to fart/shit I go at quite a quick pace into the Albertson's bathroom. Turns out I didn't shit myself, and if I did it was un-noticeable on my boxers, but I still need to take a monster dump. I start getting down to business on the toilet and am absolutely destroying it with my raging shit. At the same time I can hear what I am guess was the store manager training a new employee, "And here are the bathrooms, just check them occasionally and if anything-" right then my arse explodes into a fury of mad shitting and the lady stops talking. I hear them walk away. I drive to my girlfriends house and say, "Sorry I took so long, it is a story for another time... Trust me."

One day I decided to go to a mate's house because we were all going to celebrate finishing School, sadly his younger sister had some friends over and we were kicked out of a rumbus room. They decided to watch a DVD on his PS3 but what they didn't expect was the PS3 was still on and stuck on the video section. He had not put his video's in any folders so they were on full display, the next thing we know we heard screaming as a bunch of girls came running out in sheer horror, turns out one of the boys got curious and went into a porno of *Anal bead sluts*. I now have very much respect for him

This is not embarrassing looking back on it, but on my first day of first grade my teacher told me to write the alphabet so I drew a car with a human face. I remember blushing at that one.

[QUOTE=SteenRNS;37438271]Okay here`s one I was going to school and would be picked up by a friend. I had done this many times before and this time was nothing different. So a car stopped. I opened the door ,sat down and didn`t bother looking at the driver. "Who are you?" i heard. He must have thought i was a complete psycho. Got out of the car as my friend pulled up behind. God it was awful. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] This reminds me of something. I was sitting in the car, wondering why it wouldn't start. The reason it wouldn't start is very simple. It wasn't my car. My car was a few spots over. Luckily the owner didn't see me. That could have ended badly.

Pretty simple, this one. I was sitting at my desktop with iTunes on, more important Phil Collins' 'In the air tonight', anyone who has even heard of this song will be familiar with the earth shattering drum solo at the end. Welp, there I was doing the most epic air-drumming routine of my entire life when someone taps me on the shoulder, sheepishly. I rip the headphones out and turn around, expecting the worst. It was a guy coming to measure the windows, so at least I'd never see him again in my life. But still, I'm not sure if I should be proud that someone witnessed my fucking amazing air drumming or embarrassed.

[QUOTE=SteenRNS;37438271]Okay here`s one I was going to school and would be picked up by a friend. I had done this many times before and this time was nothing different. So a car stopped. I opened the door ,sat down and didn`t bother looking at the driver. "Who are you?" i heard. He must have thought i was a complete psycho. Got out of the car as my friend pulled up behind. God it was awful. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Hahahahaahahahah! I got in a car once after school thinking I saw my mum in the passenger seat and my niece in the back. I got in the car, put on my seat belt, and turned round to say hi to my niece and I realised it wasn't my niece but some weird young girl. I turned to my mum to ask her what was going on and realised it wasn't my mum but a man. The man was an Australian and said "Who are you mate?" so I was like "You're not my mum" and I panicked and I mumbled and screamed and got out. My friend saw the whole thing and was crying laughing.

Am i the only one who started walking beside someone thinking its your friend?

The recent posts reminded me; About a year ago I walked round to a friends house for a few drinks and some L4D, I got there and he said he hadn't gotten round to buying any yet and he also hadn't set up the 360. He chucked me his car keys and some cash and said to drive up the shop while he sets everything up. I go outside and into the road and realise I have no idea what his car is, I knew it was a Hyundai because of the key but other than that I had no idea so I raise the key above my head and start doing "the sprinkler", clicking the button on the keys while looking about for a car unlocking. I see some lights flash after a few moments and I jump in the Hyundai Coupe, I put the key in the ignition but it doesn't start, the key wont even turn. The door violently swings open and a guy spits "The fuck are you doing?" [I]Something along the lines of [/I] "Uhh I'm going up the shops?" "In my fucking car mate?" I am entirely unable to say anything but "[I]ohh~[/I]", I get out and walk back to the house and tell my mate what just happened. Turns out the button on the key was actually to turn on a little LED and he actually owned a Hyundai Atos. Fuck. I can only assume the neighbour unlocked their car from his house or something.

Should have invited him round for some drinks and L4D

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;37441854]Am i the only one who started walking beside someone thinking its your friend?[/QUOTE] Last friday, when walking home after a night out at a bar some dude just grabbed my shoulders from behind, shouted "HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY" as loud as he could, then turned me around and said, with a voice of disappointment "...oh, you're not him..." I felt kinda bad for him, he sounded so sad :v: Also, I bump into people that seconds ago walked ahead of me. I see someone walking ahead of me, start fiddling with my phone or such, then *BUMP* "SORRY!" Usually when that happens I originally thought that they walked at the same pace at me, but no. Slow bastards.

God, I HATE when I'm walking on the street or, [i]anywhere[/i] really and you bump into someone and you both go the same way to get past like three times. I usually just freeze completely and wait for them to go past me, sure it's been posted before but this situation makes me feel so fucking awkward.

I have a somewhat embarrassing story. Well me and my girlfriend of about 6 years(I met her in 6th grade, I'm in 12th now) had went to a movie around when we had first started dating. We had not kissed yet, and I had been wanting to kiss her since what seems forever and she told me herself she wanted me too, but I had no balls what so ever back then. Finally though, on that day after the movie I finally did it. We were walking out the theater and were next to some tables. Her mom was there to pick her up and I hadn't kissed her yet like I told myself I would. I was giving her a hug as she was about to go to her car and in my head I screamed "DOO ITT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU STUPID FUCK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FAR TOO LONG FOR THIS, THIS IS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE GO FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUU." It was now or never(well really just a few days til I could get another chance) so I dove in for the kill. I was scared to go for the lips so I went for the cheek. My face comes flying in to land one on her. I'm shitting thousands of bricks and I miscalculate my trajectory. I slam my lips into her ear. Inside my head is blank, I pull away and my face turns as red as a beet. She quickly hurries away. Right after she left we texted about it. She thought it was the cutest thing. :dance:

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37435120]Gym class. I was always the guy with his head on the clouds. On that day, it was basketball practice so we were suppose to form two lines at the opposite sides of the gym in order to score train dribbles and scores. I got to the wrong line and my colleagues kept screaming at me to change lines but I didn't hear since my head was on the clouds. So we happened to have this huge Ukrainian guy in class with us. He was dumb as hell but strong and all muscles. He picks up a basket ball and hurls it across the gym. The ball hits the wall and then slams into my face knocking me out for a couple of seconds. I came to myself with everyone still laughing at me. And for days every time I played football or any sport with balls my colleagues kept throwing balls at me.[/QUOTE] Gym classes in portugal fucking suck.

here's one from me So i had recently broken up with my first girlfriend, and was trying to get back with her. the only way of doing so was to go to the cinema with her and all her mates, who I didn't know to well [I]"okay, this could be great"[/I] i though to myself so we have an hour or two before the movie starts, and all the girls decide to go shopping, and i'm dragged into it. after shopping for an hour or so, and talking to her, things are going great between us. we are holding hands and talking to each-other in a non-awkward way, unlike before we get our tickets for the movie (rated 15, so I am old enough) and go to get into the showing the guy at the counter asks us all for our dates of birth, and all 3 girls get in fine, then he turns to me "date of birth?" in a bored tone. so i give him my date of birth, and he pauses for a second "you aren't old enough mate" this hit me by surprise, I easily look 15, I [I]am[/I] 15? after arguing for a while he decides that he can't let me in because I'm not "old enough" as if this isn't embarrassing enough for me, being denied in-front of 2 girls who I don't know that well, and 1 who I was hoping to get with, it gets worse the girls decided [I]"okay lets go watch the film guys"[/I] and fucking leave me, outside the cinema, in the cold :suicide:

Man your ex sounds like a real keeper!

One time in 6th grade i had an annoying zit on my nose, it was ugly as hell and it needed to go. In my studyhall i sat in the back row in a room full of laptops, and i started picking at it to get that shit off. At one point i looked at my hand and there was blood on it. Fearing someone would look back at me, I wiped my bloody hand and nose on the arm of my [b]GREEN[/b] sweatshirt. (there was no other option, believe me) I knew i had to go to the bath room to look at the damage, i just feared being seen with blood coming out of the center of my face. I eventually manned up and walk way to the front of the room and ask the teacher if i can go to the bathroom. When i got there, luckily there was no bleeding but just a spot on my nose were the zit used to be. My sweatshirt sleeve was pretty much stained with blood spots though, but i was fortunate to have it in the first place... That could have been a really bad day. I was already a loser in that point in my life, i didnt need it to get worse :v:

One time I was at an amusement park with a hot girl I really liked, and while we were on a ride together I had one of those moments where my douchebag brain decides to sabotage me with a random boner. Due to the securing mechanism thing of the ride, I could not hide my dick in time when the harness lifted. So there I was, with a blatant raging erection, right in plain view of this girl. I died a little inside when she got quiet for a minute. [sp]She later became my gf, and I found out that she actually found it flattering :D[/sp]

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[QUOTE=swampie;37449314] and was trying to get back with her[/QUOTE] this is where you mistaked

Some kid pissed his pants at my work today, wasn't really a big deal so I just went on to the backroom to find a mop and paper towels. I come back to the scene and see some other random kid dancing in the puddle of piss barefoot and not long after her mother picks up her and just leaves without saying a word. I'm having trouble typing this because I literally just blanked out at that moment and had no fucking clue what to say or do.

I'm sorry but, what? A kid was dancing barefoot in [I]a puddle of piss[/I]? A puddle of piss that [I]some other kid[/I] made? In [I]public[/I]? Okay, I got it now. I'm trying to process how these events happen and what was going on in the second kid's head. I got nothin'.

This happened earlier today, I'm still in high school, and to get home I have to catch a few buses. I decided to get off the bus at a nearby shopping centre so I could get something to eat and catch the next bus there. I miss my bus while I'm eating, so I have an hour until the next one comes around, so I go to another fast food place and order some more incredibly greasy food, it took so long for the food to arrive that I ate it too fast to give me time to reach the stop. I then had to sprint after gorging myself on way too much food as my bus was about to pass the stop. I finally get on the bus, only to vomit fucking [b]everywhere[/b], if that wasn't bad enough, some pieces of animal bone which I swallowed while eating cut up my mouth as it flung itself out of my digestive system, so I had half digested chicken, chips, pieces of burger and blood [i]exploding out of me like a geyser[/i]. When I finally stopped I decided to drink a little mountain dew to wash the taste out of my mouth, which just made me vomit more. I got kicked off the bus and ended up getting home 2 hours late reeking of vomit, with hair plastered to my face, soaked in sweat caused by my incredible embarrassment + the amount of sprinting I had to do to catch up to every bus afterwards, and a bleeding mouth. TL;DR I ate way too much, over-exerted myself and vomited all over a bus

[QUOTE=Echoplex;37371226]Ok, so it's my first year in primary school, and I really needed to pee. So, I put my hand up and asked if I could use the toilet. My teacher told me no, I should have gone during lunchtime (which ended 10 mins ago). So, I stood up, marched over to her, pulled my pants down, and pissed on her. For a good while too. That might be part of the reason why she left at the end of the year. I was a really weird kid.[/QUOTE] Dont even worry man I was expelled from Kindergarten because I peed down a slide. So I have a few embarrassing stories. Ill just start with one for now. When i was younger i used to live in Germany. Each year the class would take a trip somewhere, called European destination trips. Anyway this one year we all went to Nord see (north sea) and we were all put up in a youth hostel, i think it was like 12 classmates to a room. Anyway, one night all of us are pissing about in the room doing shit, and mind you we are like 14 or 15 at the time. So my good friend whips out this condom which we all proceed to blow up and laugh at and stupid shit like that. Not even 2 minutes after this there is a knock on the door, our science teacher, who was with us, walks in, and he was a younger british guy who was a bit strict. So my friend releases the inflated condom which lands on my shoulder, like 5 meters away, and i panic and flip it off my shoulder, guess where it lands. SMACK DAB in the middle of my bald science teachers head. He didnt do anything he picked it off, tossed it in the trash and said really slowly and quietly. "Its time for bed, and no more birth control devices in this room" and left. Mind you we all shat our pants with laughter after this. And on the same trip some kid got busted in a girls room wearing nothing but boxers, so our teacher drags him into the hall, and all the other guys gather in a circle around him like facing him behind the teacher. the teacher starts lecturing us about some shit, and that poor fucking kid that was in the girls room gets a boner, in boxers, infront of all his classmates, like 30 guys, my god. Everyone felt so bad for him, but whatever the kid was an asshole anyway. But good god we laughed so hard after the teacher left. Ive got a couple more recent ones and from my youth, ill post them later if anyone cares

Cashier at the local kebab restaurant doesn't speak good Finnish. It's pretty embarrassing when I order something, she always asks some question I can't understand, so I always have to ask her to repeat the question. And I seem to be the only one having this problem too. Today they didn't have any small change and she asked me if I had any 50 cent coins, so she could give me back a 5€ note. After a bit of ".. what?" and still not understanding, I just said no and I basically paid .50€ less for the food. It only got to me later what she had said, and I realized how much of an asshole I probably looked like, cause I didn't even bother looking in my wallet for a 50 cent coin.

[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;37454863]Cashier at the local kebab restaurant doesn't speak good Finnish. It's pretty embarrassing when I order something, she always asks some question I can't understand, so I always have to ask her to repeat the question. And I seem to be the only one having this problem too. Today they didn't have any small change and she asked me if I had any 50 cent coins, so she could give me back a 5€ note. After a bit of ".. what?" and still not understanding, I just said no and I basically paid .50€ less for the food. It only got to me later what she had said, and I realized how much of an asshole I probably looked like, cause I didn't even bother looking in my wallet for a 50 cent coin.[/QUOTE] You mother fucker go back and apologise

[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;37454863]Cashier at the local kebab restaurant doesn't speak good Finnish. It's pretty embarrassing when I order something, she always asks some question I can't understand, so I always have to ask her to repeat the question. And I seem to be the only one having this problem too. [/QUOTE] I can second this, they all come from Turkey or something like that. Every pizza and kebab place in my town has owners and cooks from somewhere far away