Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Same here. And the staff and owners change every few months yet the menus remain.

Sitting in pre-k, doing math and being a fucknugget by making animal noises when the teacher was turned around. It's dead silent, I'm being good, "Gonna make it through the day without getting in trouble! Maybe mom will buy my Starforce Gemin-" Rip the biggest, most ungodly fart I've ever ripped in my short five years. It sounded like a world splitting apart and unleashing an unholy fire that is commonly called the anger of zeus. Teacher thought I did it on purpose, got sent home for it, got teased for the rest of the year.

[QUOTE=Chase827;37450389]One time I was at an amusement park with a hot girl I really liked, and while we were on a ride together I had one of those moments where my douchebag brain decides to sabotage me with a random boner. Due to the securing mechanism thing of the ride, I could not hide my dick in time when the harness lifted. So there I was, with a blatant raging erection, right in plain view of this girl. I died a little inside when she got quiet for a minute. [sp]She later became my gf, and I found out that she actually found it flattering :D[/sp][/QUOTE] If I did that I'd get smacked and called a pervert

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37458857]If I did that I'd get smacked and called a pervert[/QUOTE] I would get kicked off the ride. They don't allow concealed baseball bats in amusement parks. :smug:

Completely unoriginal but once sitting in the lunch room with my friends eating, Have a girlfriend i'd been with at the time for 2 years and we had this running thing where she'd slap my bum and i'd get her back, random thing like that. It wasn't weird or anything, anyway i was sat with my friends eating when she came past to talk to me, we talked and then she went to walk off with her friends behind her, so i turned back to my food, then realizing she did it to me last time, i decided to get her back, so in one swift movement i moved my head and my hand back behind me at the same time, to land my palm on her ass. It was then i realized i had just slapped her friends bum who was walking behind her, who then proceeded to turn around and just look at me. Needless to say i went bright red and apologized as my girlfriend and my friends all laughed at me, the girl whose bum i slapped was not amused.

People busting into my room countless of times while my girlfriend and I are having sex. We are naked under the covers while they are oblivious and are talking to us. Happens almost every time.

I just had an embarrassing moment. I'm never emotional when playing games but in Mafia II [sp]I failed to sneak Leo Galante out of his house and I almost cried when he was talking about how he had a good, long life and to just let him die.[/sp] [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] But then I was back to normal when [sp]Henry let him go[/sp]

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37463198]I just had an embarrassing moment. I'm never emotional when playing games but in Mafia II [sp]I failed to sneak Leo Galante out of his house and I almost cried when he was talking about how he had a good, long life and to just let him die.[/sp] [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] But then I was back to normal when [sp]Henry let him go[/sp][/QUOTE] Mafia II was just an overall amazing game. It shows how far the gaming industry has come in my honest opinion... sorry for ruining the topic

i put gmod13 on my laptop and there was this girl sitting next to me who i borrowed the computer to for like a good 10 mins i come back and she's set 2 black dudes on fire and painted 2 other black dudes with the white paint

[QUOTE=yazrak;37463579]i put gmod13 on my laptop and there was this girl sitting next to me who i borrowed the computer to for like a good 10 mins i come back and she's set 2 black dudes on fire and painted 2 other black dudes with the white paint[/QUOTE] on a related note, once i let two classmates borrow my laptop to finish a project they had been procrastinating on. while they were using it a window popped up because my boyfriend gifted me a game on steam, complete with "love you sweetheart!" and some other slightly personal stuff.

you guys are assholes, i didn't rate any of your guys' posts dumb get fucked [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] that was a really bad page king [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] to share a story, one time I was at Water Country when I was little, it's a huge water park, and I waded into the wave pool, pulled my bathing suit down and tried to shit in the pool. they had to close it off and clean the water afterward

Best pageking.

I've got two more sex related stories from today and yesterday. Yesterday was the second day of school, and my girlfriend is in the same class as I am. And my buddies are in that class too. Big fucking mistake. All of my buddies are in that class, so we constantly talk like guys around each other. Well, our new, weird teacher decided it'd be a great idea to play Twister!. Everyone seemed into it at the time, so we started and she put on some music. I'm in the first group with my girlfriend and a few other people. The only people not playing right now are my buddies. We start playing and we're all having fun. I have to flip upside down, and my girlfriend is right on top of me in the 69 position. She shoots me a dirty look like, "I can't fucking believe you." So I give her a, "haha sucks." Anyway, the teacher decides to leave the room and we keep playing. I look at my buddies and they're all giggling like fucking hyenas. One of them has the spinner now and he calls out right hand green. I look at them again and they're making sex faces to me. This girl is attempting to put her right hand on green while i look at them. And I decide to combat with a funnier sex face. Since I'm in a sex face, I stick out my tongue really close to my girlfriends vagina. It was real fucking funny until the girl who tried to put her right hand on green fell, and my girlfriends vag actually fell down on top of my tongue and her chin into my nuts, causing me to cringe and kinda go to save my nuts. We all got up and no one other than my buddies, girlfriend, and I saw what happened. The teacher came in the room and gave a big, "You finished already!?" My friends just cry laughter and I look at my girlfriend. She didn't seem too happy. And today, I got a schedule change for my classes and ended up with 4th period off (the last period of the day). So I basically have 2 periods a day that are boring. I finally get to drive to school, and so I have a car. I talked to my gf about maybe coming over to my house and watching a movie. She said that'd be real nice. Both of us are orchestra students, and we're playing rhythm and blues music from hairspray, etc. So we started watching hairspray after I got everything set up. About halfway through the movie, we were cuddling so much we didn't pay attention. There was some gospel song on that I liked, and that's the last thing I remember about the movie. So we pause it and just start kissing like crazy while I rub her back. My mom's gone, dad's at work, we still have 45 or so minutes until my younger cousin gets home from school. I finally got to use my leg muscles today from running, I lifted her off my couch and walked her upstairs still kissing. She laid down on my bed and I kissed her neck while she worked off her pants. I'll give you the just of the situation. I worked my way down to eating her out and she was really into it this time. I can't tell you how much she squirmed and moved my sheets around. Usually she didn't do this much. So she was really in the heat and I moved my mouth around until I snapped my tongue a little lick of her asshole. Everything stopped. She stuck her head up and looked at me. I had my face still buried below her. She grabbed my head and said, "Don't do that." I actually did the little, "bu.. i.." and I scoffed at her. I think after she got that out of her system, she almost instantly got back into the vibe. She put her head back down and I looked up, gave her a kiss on her stomach and said, "okay." I should slow down with pissing her off, she's not too happy right now, anyway.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37464235]you guys are assholes, i didn't rate any of your guys' posts dumb get fucked [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] that was a really bad page king [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] to share a story, one time I was at Water Country when I was little, it's a huge water park, and I waded into the wave pool, pulled my bathing suit down and tried to shit in the pool. they had to close it off and clean the water afterward[/QUOTE] The fuck is wrong with you

In 4th grade, there used to be a girl that I really liked. I would always stutter and freeze up whenever she would talk to me, and I think she was the first girl I ever really liked a lot. Fast forward to me being a dumbass one day: I had this roller backpack that was quite heavy, and I enjoyed spinning around in a circle, flailing the backpack around me. I went off course, towards where she was and I hit her in the face, and she started crying. Meanwhile, my whole class looked at me with disgust. It was one of those moments where you just want to curl up in a ball and disappear :(

I might think of a few more. They're not really super-embarrassing like that one about my teacher, but I guess they count. In Italy, when I was visiting Pompei, there was this huge waiting line to get tickets. So I was just wandering about and being bored while my parents were in that line. At some point, I wanted to ask my mum for one of those guide books we had so I could read a bit about whatever. So, I walked back to where I had last seen my mum, and when I saw her, I walked up to her from behind and said "Let me read a bit." as I put my left hand on her left shoulder and used my right hand to take the book from her hands. She let go of the book, and I leaned against a wall and started flicking through the pages. Suddenly, I saw my parents, further in line. The woman next to me just went "What." in a completely deadpan way. I swear to God, from behind, she looked just like my mum. Same curly blonde hair, same god damn hat, and she even had the same god damn book we had. Fortunately she laughed it off, but my mum told me I had to watch out in the future. (My dad said it'd be a good way to pick up chicks, provided they're not in their forties.)

Your dad reminds me of my dad. He's also really laid back and likes to say funny shit like that.

There's a really big communist party... party :v: near my house, and we usually rent out the house on the 3 days it occurs, since we live around 3 minutes walking away from it, and have lots of rooms. Last year, the house was really bloody hot, so my mum decided to open all doors and all windows in the house. Now, since my room is rented too, i sleep in a mattress on the floor in the kitchen. The kitchen is also the area in the house with the poorest insulation (thinner walls than the entire rest of the house and a wooden ceiling. Welp, to borrow someone else's expression: I had a mad urge to release the anal kraken at around 3 in the morning when i was screwing around on the internet on my laptop. So i went to the downstairs bathroom which is right next to the kitchen and smack dab in the middle of the house. Amidst all this, i forgot to close the door. ...I shat the entire house awake :v:

Just now: A facebook status said 'Im getting a niece again!' Me being a dumbass, said 'ooooh, you're becoming an aunt!' Just one of those moment when your brain zooms out into space.

This thread is so much spaghetti Have some thread music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs[/media]

Heres one which I just remembered (even though it was quite recent) It was the day of my last exam of Year 11 and it started at 1pm so I thought I'd have a sleep in before getting up and heading to school. At 9am I get up because I couldn't sleep any longer because I was nervous so I turn on my laptop and play some TF2. At half 10 I get a text off my cousin (who was in my class and in my exam) telling me that I need to be in school or our head of year is going to start failing students which confused me and annoyed me, so I began panicking and getting ready, I get into school and ask reception where our revision class was at because by that time none of us had our own class, as I enter the classroom everyone in top group is there and they immediately burst out laughing their asses off. My cousin is sat next to a couple of my friends waving his phone in front of him and I'm confused as hell, I turn to the teacher and she says "Sleep in?" whilst holding back laughter, I say "Y-yeah" still confused and I take a seat behind my friends with everyone still laughing, he then turns around to me and tells me that I didn't even have to be in till 1pm and that everyone in the class was in on it, the douche had tricked me and for the rest of the day it was held over me. Although there was some comfort in knowing I wasn't the only one he did that to that day, he had done it to another two people, a friend of mine who Im sure is retarded and another who showed up, found out he had been tricked and walked straight back home not giving a shit. I very memorable last day of school... Sorry for the long read but it was embarrassing as hell for me, I have another story from the same day which is funnier if anyone wants me to post it?

[QUOTE=oakman26;37473887]are you actually retarded or just a little prick?[/QUOTE] you're one to talk

Shopping. Go to check-out. Card declined. Despite having well over what the total cost amounted to. :(

Me and my friends were in a club drunk as fuck and one of them dropped their glass and it shattered on the floor. The rule was that whoever drops a glass gets punched so all my friends went and punched him. My drunk mind didn't notice he dropped it until a bit later, so after looking around I found him and punched him hard as fuck. Turns out it wasn't my friend. Fuck me. [sp]But thank fucking god he understood the situation when I explained it so no fight was had[/sp] Alcohol. Not even once.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;37478104]Shopping. Go to check-out. Card declined. Despite having well over what the total cost amounted to. :([/QUOTE] It's even better when they don't have those chip-readers and the cashier swipes it a couple of times, says "Hm, it doesn't work" then swipes it another 5 times before it works and then you get home and check your bank account and notice that the card did work all those 8 times. It's really fun solving those situations.

Last year some time I was hanging out with a girl I liked and we were walking past a pond...Me (Being the hyper kid I am) decides to try to impress her by doing a cartwheel, I start out fine and I go around a few times then I stopped because I got dizzy. Little did I know, When I stopped I started falling backwards and I fell straight into the pond. I avoid all ponds now.

I normally only carry one or two baggies for my dog's poop, because I'm cheap and don't have one of those dispensers. There was a time when the dog pooped twice, and I just stood there at the second poop not sure what to do. I looked around and saw people. I hurried home and felt bad about it. A while later I went back to pick up the poop, but I saw some people looking at me funny, as I had left the dog home and now looked like a weirdo picking up some poop that I happened across.

So continuing from the last story, on that same day we had a revision session straight after the previous one but in another room, it was the last one before the exam so I should have paid some attention. Anyway it was shit to do with plants and how when they grow they always lean towards the sun light. I was sat at the front with my cousin and 2 other friends and we're all immature, we were so bored at the time we'd laugh at anything but when we saw these plants leaning towards the sun light we would chuckle like crazy. Our teacher then got sick of it for a while and would give us the death stare. We had just calmed down when the teacher said "...the shoot then erects from the Earth" and we lost it, we burst out laughing like crazy, it wouldn't have been embarrassing but the teacher looked at us as if she was just disappointed, everyone else in the class were looking at us as if we were mad and the worst part is that someone from the exam board was stood right behind us. It was embarrassing as hell but worth it, I can't be the only person with a dirty mind right? Oh and for shits and giggles, the Years below ours now have to stay at school till they're 18 so as we left the first classroom, a classmate, lets call him Patrick started singing as we walked past them. He was singing something like "How's it feel you little shits that you've got 'x' amount of years left and we leave tomorrow, bye bye shit heads etc." I can't remember it but it had us all singing it eventually, our teacher was miming the words. I'm going to miss those guys :c

Going on Scout/Venturer camps and all these people come up to me saying "Heeeyyy!!! Scottyyy!!! How ya goin' mate? I remember what you did on the last camp, man!" Saying: I've been good! Howz life for ya? Thinking: Who the [I]fuck[/I] are you? Same thing happens when I attend public events, seedy old people greet me by my [B]NICKNAME[/B] and I have no idea who they are. One time I was going bowling because of a local teacher's end of year break-up (my dad is a teacher). Amazing super cute daughter of another teacher asks me to buy her a drink. I go up the counter ask for a coke, the creepy old fuck says "Hahaha! Thought you could pretend you didn't know me! How have you been going Scott?" "I've been good... Two cokes please..." [I]Why does this senile bastard know me?[/I] He spends WAAAYYY too long getting the drinks and talking to me. I get back to the girl, give her the drink she asked for. And then... The old asshole at the counter... Comes up... And says... "Bahaha! Gotchaself a girlfriend I see! Be careful girl, this fella is feisty!" "Wait, huh? She isn't my..." :suicide:

[QUOTE=WTF Nuke;37480707]I normally only carry one or two baggies for my dog's poop, because I'm cheap and don't have one of those dispensers. There was a time when the dog pooped twice, and I just stood there at the second poop not sure what to do. I looked around and saw people. I hurried home and felt bad about it. A while later I went back to pick up the poop, but I saw some people looking at me funny, as I had left the dog home and now looked like a weirdo picking up some poop that I happened across.[/QUOTE] The mental image of someone picking up a random turd in a park made me lose it.