Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

I gave a report to my boss today. 5 minutes later he came into my office and asked me to take another look through it. It was about a testing tool I'm working on, called Test Framework (abbreviated to TFW) and I guess I had something else on my mind at the time. About 5-6 times throughout the report, I put TF2 instead of TFW. Amongst other things, I'd basically said that I'd commandeered a PC in the server room to run a TF2 server and I'd spent about 10 hours over the last month "working" on it. I also said something like "I would like to encourage engineers to run TF2 for at least one rotation between finishing one task and starting another". It wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't know what TF2 is, I could have blamed the keys for being too close together.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;37482821]I gave a report to my boss today. 5 minutes later he came into my office and asked me to take another look through it. It was about a testing tool I'm working on, called Test Framework (abbreviated to TFW) and I guess I had something else on my mind at the time. About 5-6 times throughout the report, I put TF2 instead of TFW. Amongst other things, I'd basically said that I'd commandeered a PC in the server room to run a TF2 server and I'd spent about 10 hours over the last month "working" on it. I also said something like [B]"I would like to encourage engineers to run TF2 for at least one rotation between finishing one task and starting another"[/B]. It wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't know what TF2 is, I could have blamed the keys for being too close together.[/QUOTE] That made me spit my drink on my keyboard!

[QUOTE=DrarrkS52;37480790]So continuing from the last story, on that same day we had a revision session straight after the previous one but in another room, it was the last one before the exam so I should have paid some attention. Anyway it was shit to do with plants and how when they grow they always lean towards the sun light. I was sat at the front with my cousin and 2 other friends and we're all immature, we were so bored at the time we'd laugh at anything but when we saw these plants leaning towards the sun light we would chuckle like crazy. Our teacher then got sick of it for a while and would give us the death stare. We had just calmed down when the teacher said "...the shoot then erects from the Earth" and we lost it, we burst out laughing like crazy, it wouldn't have been embarrassing but the teacher looked at us as if she was just disappointed, everyone else in the class were looking at us as if we were mad and the worst part is that someone from the exam board was stood right behind us. It was embarrassing as hell but worth it, I can't be the only person with a dirty mind right? Oh and for shits and giggles, the Years below ours now have to stay at school till they're 18 so as we left the first classroom, a classmate, lets call him Patrick started singing as we walked past them. He was singing something like "How's it feel you little shits that you've got 'x' amount of years left and we leave tomorrow, bye bye shit heads etc." I can't remember it but it had us all singing it eventually, our teacher was miming the words. I'm going to miss those guys :c[/QUOTE] Oh god this reminded me. My biology teacher was talking about the exact same thing and he started acting like a plant to illustrate (?) and said "so I'm growing my stuff towards the sun" while air-humping towards the window. Me being the super mature kid at the time, I was dying of laughter inside trying to hold it in, only to let out the loudest noise you've eve-[b]PFFFFRHHHHHHHHHH[/b] The class went completely silent as everyone stared at me. Good times.

That reminds me of when in middle school my teacher explained osmosis using the idea of a tea bag. My friends and I couldn't maintain our composure.

I was at Subway today and ordered a footlong. The lady behind the counter asked "Bread?" "Yes please." 5 seconds of awkward silence later I realized she was asking what kind of bread I wanted.

oh right there's this thread So, last Thursday in church (Catholic school, mandatory every week) gonna be fine like always. but that fucking cold. We have a kneeling portion for like 5 minutes, which is uncomfortable but not enough to make anyone pass out or anything. Unless they have a cold. In the middle of it i'm thinking "oh fuck not feeling well right now, just deal with it we'll be done in a minute." I begin to feel really out of it eventually, and I imagine my teacher staring at me saying "ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY". But that couldn't possibly be real, i'm feeling FINE. Except I'm now drenched in sweat what the fuck. So I go up eat jesus sit down(practically melting), then a bunch of teachers come over and start asking me to come outside to get some air even though I feel fine (for real this time, I just needed to sit for a sec) and i'm just wondering if anything is real at this point. Of course this happens as I sit next to the cute girl oh god that morning was a disaster

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37481074]Going on Scout/Venturer camps and all these people come up to me saying "Heeeyyy!!! Scottyyy!!! How ya goin' mate? I remember what you did on the last camp, man!" Saying: I've been good! Howz life for ya? Thinking: Who the [I]fuck[/I] are you? Same thing happens when I attend public events, seedy old people greet me by my [B]NICKNAME[/B] and I have no idea who they are. One time I was going bowling because of a local teacher's end of year break-up (my dad is a teacher). Amazing super cute daughter of another teacher asks me to buy her a drink. I go up the counter ask for a coke, the creepy old fuck says "Hahaha! Thought you could pretend you didn't know me! How have you been going Scott?" "I've been good... Two cokes please..." [I]Why does this senile bastard know me?[/I] He spends WAAAYYY too long getting the drinks and talking to me. I get back to the girl, give her the drink she asked for. [B]And then... The old asshole at the counter... Comes up... And says... "Bahaha! Gotchaself a girlfriend I see! Be careful girl, this fella is feisty!" "Wait, huh? She isn't my..."[/B] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that have been more embarressing for the old guy?

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;37464649]The fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE] don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] You're so hot tempered

[QUOTE=NateDude;37489793]Wouldn't that have been more embarressing for the old guy?[/QUOTE] Nope! He was pissing himself laughing with zero shame.

I was driving home from High school the other day and decided I'd go to the cafe downtown.. Well, downtown here is full of one way streets and parallel parking only. Since it was rush hour, I couldn't find a spot, so I took a side street to the left and saw a parking spot, but I passed it! [b]Shit[/b]. So I turned around in the middle of the road, not realizing it was a one way street and began driving. I approached the stop light and I saw that the light was facing the opposite direction. [b]Well, fuck..[/b]

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] Calm down.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] didnt the mods say golds were supposed 2 set a good example 4 the rest of the forum?

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] how old are you? just wondering

[QUOTE=Chocolate.;37489593]I was at Subway today and ordered a footlong. The lady behind the counter asked "Bread?" "Yes please." 5 seconds of awkward silence later I realized she was asking what kind of bread I wanted.[/QUOTE] I hate subway, its like a setup for embarrassing moments.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;37490769]I hate subway, its like a setup for embarrassing moments.[/QUOTE] No shit. This summer in San Francisco, I went to a subway with my parents. It was the first time we ever did, because there aren't that many subways in Belgium outside Brussels and we were figured "why not?" In a crowded subway, there we were, totally oblivious as to how this worked and me, translating back and forth for my parents who were just as confused as I was, and we were stammering there. I don't even remember what we ordered because we just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] Stop being such a hothead.

I never used to shit in school but this one time I really had to go, I went to the bathroom and sat down and proceeded to do my business. Now, I'm an extremely harsh wiper and the night before I wiped too much and cut myself pretty badly (sorry for TMI). I pushed so hard and it felt I was shitting out glass, I screamed really loudly, didn't realize that a group of kids had entered the toilet so it was extremely awkward leaving the toilet. They told everyone that I orgasmed so for the next few weeks I was ridiculed, pretty embarrassing for me.

[QUOTE=Justjake274;37489624]oh right there's this thread So, last Thursday in church (Catholic school, mandatory every week) gonna be fine like always. but that fucking cold. We have a kneeling portion for like 5 minutes, which is uncomfortable but not enough to make anyone pass out or anything. Unless they have a cold. In the middle of it i'm thinking "oh fuck not feeling well right now, just deal with it we'll be done in a minute." I begin to feel really out of it eventually, and I imagine my teacher staring at me saying "ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY". But that couldn't possibly be real, i'm feeling FINE. Except I'm now drenched in sweat what the fuck. So I go up eat jesus sit down(practically melting), then a bunch of teachers come over and start asking me to come outside to get some air even though I feel fine (for real this time, I just needed to sit for a sec) and i'm just wondering if anything is real at this point. Of course this happens as I sit next to the cute girl oh god that morning was a disaster[/QUOTE] That story reminded me of my grandmother's funeral. I had a stomach bug during that week and I felt a little ill sitting inside the church. It got up to a part where the priest lit some incense that smelled really awful. After a few minutes of inhaling the stench, I realise that I have to either shit or vomit, I wasn't entirely sure because it felt so awful. So I get up, hobble down the aisle to the exit and spent an agonising few minutes trying to find the toilet. It took a little while to get the door open because it was stuck, at this point I am about to burst. As I pull down my pants, I realise that it's coming out [B]now[/B] so I aim at what I thought was the toilet, but turned out to be wall. I crane my neck around and I see that I missed the toilet, so I quickly manage to sit down on the toilet. Right before I finish, the stench of what can be described as a nine on the Bristol Stool Scale gets to me, and I vomit, watching it splatter all over the floor. When I finished, I hastily stepped around the puddles of shit and vomit and wash my hands. When I exited, I noticed my cousin standing outside and went deathly pale when he headed towards the door.

Or just hold it in.

[QUOTE=Jollyjube;37494089]That story reminded me of my grandmother's funeral. I had a stomach bug during that week and I felt a little ill sitting inside the church. It got up to a part where the priest lit some incense that smelled really awful. After a few minutes of inhaling the stench, I realise that I have to either shit or vomit, I wasn't entirely sure because it felt so awful. So I get up, hobble down the aisle to the exit and spent an agonising few minutes trying to find the toilet. It took a little while to get the door open because it was stuck, at this point I am about to burst. As I pull down my pants, I realise that it's coming out [B]now[/B] so I aim at what I thought was the toilet, but turned out to be wall. I crane my neck around and I see that I missed the toilet, so I quickly manage to sit down on the toilet. Right before I finish, the stench of what can be described as a nine on the Bristol Stool Scale gets to me, and I vomit, watching it splatter all over the floor. When I finished, I hastily stepped around the puddles of shit and vomit and wash my hands. When I exited, I noticed my cousin standing outside and went deathly pale when he headed towards the door.[/QUOTE] The Bristol Stool Scale describes how soft shit is, not how smelly.

[QUOTE=Dave_Parker;37494110]This is why for school shits you use the teacher's toilets.[/QUOTE] At my school they're locked and only teachers can get in.

At mine most of the teachers use the students washroom and its creepy.

Something that was embarrassing :p Ehh OK I was on a ski trip holiday with my school and I going to board the ski train back to town. As I was boarding i thought my friend was behind me so i attempted to taunt him. (that is what guys do right?) But my brain farted and I said "You're going to die.." and it wasn't my friend. It was some random dude. The trip lasted about 20min and because of overcrowding he was behind me the whole time. There was this chill of guilt and regret on my body during the course of the journey. When we arrived I told my friends and they lol'd hard. Yea.. to make this worse that guy was on the same slope I was on for the rest of the trip. I kept seeing him and every time I was slapped with remorse. :3 Also It took me about 6 times to get off the ski lift properly and i got run over twice. It was uber hilarious when I went with 3 ppl from school on the four man lift and I told them i haven't successfully debarked properly. (Somehow amiss the chaos of getting our snowboard/ski's tangled, we got out fine) Yeah... I got other tales if anyone wants to read them?

Last year, for the end of year, semester long science project, me and some mates built a potato cannon, I worked on the pressure systems, and never fired it because I was always on the sidelines, ready to fix it if it any of the people using it fucked up, or the cannon screwed up. Anyways, they wanted me to try it out for the demonstration, now that we were sure it would work right, in an excited rush, I picked it up without looking at it twice, and stomped the footpedal that fired it. I was holding the cannon backwards, and fired a spud at my teacher, she wasnt hurt, but infront of the entire school (it was an end of year science fair) I had launched a potato at our science teacher.

potato gun is what it is a gun treat it like one

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37497773]potato gun is what it is a gun treat it like one[/QUOTE] potato guns dont make people mashed potatoes. people make people mashed potatoes.

Happens loads of times Walking on sidewalk, person walking towards you. From your perspective, you both go left to get out of the way, then both go right, then you actually figure out how to get past eachother

[QUOTE=mlockha;37498391]potato guns dont make people mashed potatoes. people make people mashed potatoes.[/QUOTE] toast dont toast toast toast toast toast

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;37499024]toast dont toast toast toast toast toast[/QUOTE] POTATOOOOOOOOOO DONT POTATO NO POTATOOOOOOOO *angry black lady voice*