Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=mlockha;37499151]POTATOOOOOOOOOO DONT POTATO NO POTATOOOOOOOO *angry black lady voice*[/QUOTE] uh i don't think you got the joke. each of those posts made sense.

[QUOTE=Unreliable;37499232]uh i don't think you got the joke. each of those posts made sense.[/QUOTE] i dont get a lot of things.

Yeah those last 4 posts made absolutely no sense to me.

As I was parting with a girl I stepped back and she immediately stepped forward for a kiss, I said "Well I'll facebook ya later or something!" I never got a kiss, not again from her

[QUOTE=FFStudios;37489949]don't fucking tell me you never shit your pants when you were two years old because that's the reason we wore diapers, dumbfuck[/QUOTE] You are the best poster on the whole site. Please give us another embarrassing story. I want to know more about your life. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zenler;37497467]Something that was embarrassing :p Ehh OK I was on a ski trip holiday with my school and I going to board the ski train back to town. As I was boarding i thought my friend was behind me so i attempted to taunt him. (that is what guys do right?) But my brain farted and I said "You're going to die.." and it wasn't my friend. It was some random dude. [/QUOTE] Trying to put myself in this guys shoes. I like to imagine he spent the rest of the trip in fear.

[QUOTE=Chubbs;37494983]Or just hold it in.[/QUOTE] Not after eating mexican food the night before while being on antibiotics then having to do jumping jacks in PE. Lets just say it wasn't a good experience.

Well, I had a crush on one of my friend's sisters for a couple years, and we really bonded over phone messages for quite a while. Well, come Year 12, I finally managed to ask her out to the big Ball. Now, considering popular culture and television shows, this would mean I would either have a great time or something terrible would happen. There was no inbetween. So I got a new suit and everything was going well, and finally came the night itself. We organised with a group of friends to meet in a park for photos and parent meetings, before getting on a tram to the Ball center. I sat next to the girl the whole way, just feeling really happy and amazed that I was this lucky to have her. Eventually we reach the Ball center, and [I]man[/I], was it great! They had these huge lanterns and lights and everything. They rolled out a freaking red rug for us to go on. So taking this beautiful girl on my arm, we walking down the red rug toward the stairs. All the way, I was completely giddy. It felt like a Victorian Ball and we were the guests of honor, the way teachers all said hello, and we greeted many others. So we get to the top and there's this board explaining where we're all sitting (most of this was organised beforehand so we could sit with friends and/or dates). However, there was a mix-up, and my date had been placed on my table, with some other guys, and on another table with all her friends. She decided to go with her friends, and abandon me at the door. [I]Yeah.[/I] It sucked. And I felt terrible that she'd done that. The rest of the evening was a bit of a disappointment, but I felt a little better at the afterparty when I just relaxed with friends (and another girl who I ended up sleeping on the floor next to) watching films. But yeah, it felt bad bro. Good thing I've moved on from her. Looking back, I don't know how I was hooked in the first place.

Thats not really as embarrassing as it is just plain sad, that sucks man. Was prob a bitch anyway :v:

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;37505529]Thats not really as embarrassing as it is just plain sad, that sucks man. Was prob a bitch anyway :v:[/QUOTE] She was a bitch, and it was pretty embarrassing at the time considering I was dateless and standing outside alone while everyone else went inside happily.

around 1am tonight i got a bad craving for popsicles so i drove to the grocery store. it was closed so i walked into the cvs next door to see if they had any. they didn't, so i decided to get an ice cream bar and a bag of candy to cover all bases. after spending a few minutes gaping at the selection in the candy aisle i eventually summoned a cashier. i've had killer allergies all night. my eyes were red and watery and i've been coughing and sniffling a lot. the guy got pulled from restocking shelves at 1 in the morning to deal with a coughing, red-eyed customer carrying a stack of candy and ice cream. he seemed pretty amused by the whole thing but i didn't figure it out until i left.

this thread is the best :) I am laughing my fucking ass off! :DD:D

I was in matalan once with my mum. I decided to wander off for abit, bored to death, as I returned to her I thought it would be funny is I hid behind a clothes display to scare her. She did'nt notice me, soo I tried my hardest to sqeeuze a fart out so she would see me... I pooped a big sloppy log out in my pants.. :( She asked me later in the car what the funny smell was :S I was like 8

This happened last year. I was waiting to be picked up after school when I see my dad's Ford Explorer rolling up. So I start walking from the school to the sidewalk to get in the vehicle. Anyways, my dad was talking on the phone and wasn't paying attention so I opened the door and put my bookbag in, he thought that I had gotten into the car and proceeded to drive off. Right over my right foot. I yelled, "HEY! YOU RAN OVER MY FOOT!" My dad, then looked back and went, "Shit! Sorry, son. You okay?" It hurt like hell, but I said, "I'm fine." and got into the car. It didn't help that my grandpa was in the car too and when I yelled, he woke up instantly and went, "WHAT'S GOING ON?!?" This was with a large group of students, right behind us, looking in our direction, too. This was also the same dad that was too busy talking to someone while I was drowning in a pool in Israel calling for his help, my brother and his friends eventually realized that I wasn't acting and got me out of the pool.

Your foot was run over by a ford explorer and it was just all fine and dandy?

I remember in the 3rd grade, I was in a hallway and I randomly took a piss in a garbage can, in front of a teacher. I still don't know why I did it.

Here's a spaghetti story: This happened to me in high school as me and I was walking upstairs with a couple of friends. So we had this real strict History teacher and she was walking down the stair opposite of me. The old hag was a real uppity bitch who thought others lived to serve her so, as she was walking down the stairs and I was walking up, our paths crossed. So we just stood there for seconds face to face, I didn't know what she wanted but she sure was staring back at me with a sarcastic superior face of her own. I didn't think she wanted me to let her pass because the stairs were large enough and I was going up through the right so she could use her right, but no, she stood there and I just froze cause she's a real bitch. My colleagues kept on going and I stayed there. So I don't know, my first reaction was compliment her with two kisses in each cheek (like people do here to compliment). I have no idea WHY I did this so as my face was approaching hers she moved away "OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I JUST WANT TO PASS!, BUT OK, *KISS* *KISS* and she was on her way. She talked way to loud and a bunch of other people saw it and kept on staring at me. My colleagues were like "what the fuck are you doing?" and I walked towards the bathroom leaving a trace of spaghetti on my way there.

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;37511616]Your foot was run over by a ford explorer and it was just all fine and dandy?[/QUOTE]Aside from being really sore, yeah. My foot was in worse condition when I dropped a couch on it two months ago.

I made a potato gun with my friend once. The very first time he shot it, the back cap flew off instead of the potato, shattering his mom's car windshield. :(

[QUOTE=DFC;37512118]I made a potato gun with my friend once. The very first time he shot it, the back cap flew off instead of the potato, shattering his mom's car windshield. :([/QUOTE] bloody hell what if you shot your friend with it

I just attended the wedding of my ex girlfriend. And during the reception I was seated right next to the grooms ex girlfriend. Who I promptly befriended, hit it off with and fell a little bit in love with. Less embarrassing, more hilarious. Still, slightly awkward.

[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;37454863]Cashier at the local kebab restaurant doesn't speak good Finnish. It's pretty embarrassing when I order something, she always asks some question I can't understand, so I always have to ask her to repeat the question. And I seem to be the only one having this problem too. Today they didn't have any small change and she asked me if I had any 50 cent coins, so she could give me back a 5€ note. After a bit of ".. what?" and still not understanding, I just said no and I basically paid .50€ less for the food. It only got to me later what she had said, and I realized how much of an asshole I probably looked like, cause I didn't even bother looking in my wallet for a 50 cent coin.[/QUOTE] It really depends. One time I had ordered pizza with my friends at their place and the delivery guy from PizzaTaxi even spoke Swedish (in Finland).

I vomited everywhere at my Greek Grandmothers Funeral. Seriously, what is that incense shit?

This reminds me of when i lived 15 minutes of driving away from school. I always took a taxi back home. So basically I saw a taxi with the name of the company I use. Thinking it was for me,I enter and see that the cab driver is not the one that usually drives me home. It turns out it was a cab driver for some other chick. Trying to get out of this situation as normal as possible I ask him if he could check where my cab driver is. So basically I was sitting in that cab for 5 minutes while the girl was waiting for me to leave.

Fuck not another one. So my friends introduced me to this girl last night at a festival. Apparently she was really excited to meet me and whatnot. Anyways while her and her friends went off to the restroom me and my homie got some blue slushies. We drank the slushies. Anyways they get back, and she asks me, "Did you drink a slushie? I can tell." (mouth was somewhat blue) I was like, "Uh... yeah like a long time ago. I mean it's been years and years, like 8th grade or something." all the sudden shit got awkward. I'm like wait what the fuck is so funny and why are we all confused/awkward. I just answered your damn question. I could have fucking swore she said, "Did you play soccer?" embarrassing but the group lol'd. Anyways I don't think she was that into me.

[QUOTE=Number-41;37434224]Went to my graduation in shorts & a T-shirt. [/QUOTE] A friend of mine wore Heelies to graduation. To keep from getting in trouble for it he walked around all before being handed his diploma. After he'd gotten it and shook the guy's hand he just turned to the side and in one slick motion, kicked off and slid across the stage like Tupac's lifeless hologram. [editline]2nd September 2012[/editline] I've been trying for the last two hours to conjure the proper imagery to show in words how many fucks he didn't give but words just fail me.

Midnight explosive diarrhea at your friend's house...

My younger sister is pretty awesome, but she fucking loves trying to cock block me whenever I'm trying to get at girls during parties. At a party not too long ago while I was watching a movie with a family friend, "Why is your brother always so warm?" "Because he farts a lot." Another situation with my sister inserting herself into a conversation, "Yeah, my brother can be pretty nice, but he hits me a lot so you should be careful with him." I suppose having a younger sister can be a real double edged sword at times. She can hook me up with her friends older sisters or cousins, but the near endless embarrassing and stupid shit she says about me at times is really unnerving.

[QUOTE=titopei;37504800]Not after eating mexican food the night before while being on antibiotics then having to do jumping jacks in PE. Lets just say it wasn't a good experience.[/QUOTE] This is why I never take/took antibiotics. Fuck that shit.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37520533]This is why I never take/took antibiotics. Fuck that shit.[/QUOTE] good luck never getting a serious bacterial illness

Using the spud gun i made. People were asking if it was safe. Me thinking it was i said yes. 5 minutes later i was on the way to the hospital after shooting myself in the face with it