Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;37520569]good luck never getting a serious bacterial illness[/QUOTE] Belive it or not, I never took any kind of medical drugs that are not some light painkillers and shit, and I never got ill for anything worse than having chickenpox for a week.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37520533]This is why I never take/took antibiotics. Fuck that shit.[/QUOTE] I agree, dying of infection is way better than taking a few pills in a strict schedule. [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] Just imagine having to swallow a small pill every eight hours, exactly. The Horror! I'd take death.

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37520580]5 minutes later i was on the way to the hospital after shooting myself in the face with it[/QUOTE] What injuries did you sustain from it?

I don't like taking antibiotics because I find that things like colds and stuff I believe the body should just naturally get rid of it with the immune system. And there's a lot of antibiotic resistance. But anyways, most embarrassing moment was when I was sick having a cold and flu but was still in school. My friends were joking around and one of them told a really funny joke. I was drinking warm milk in a carton and my mouth was full when he said that. I was laughing so hard, my eyes were closed, I just couldn't bloody swallow the milk. This made it even funnier since I had milk in my mouth. My friends were teasing me and stuff like that because of this. Next thing I knew, I was feeling this burning sensation from my nose (since my nose was numb and blocked due to the flu). This hot body girl of a 10 in my school was screaming "EW!!!". I opened my eyes and looked. I laughed so hard that I squirted milk through my nose. It covered her face and clothes like someone creampie'd her. Milk wasn't the only thing that came out with of my nose though.. Couldn't see her in the eye ever again for the whole year. Luckily I met her at a mate's party and apologized for the shit that happened. She laughed it off and we started talking. All was good.

Let me set the scene. It was P.E, about year 8 or 9. We get picked for teams to practice chest passes with a basket ball. In my group are the peers I've been alienating myself from for years now, aswell as the one guy who was singled out from the rest of the school as being special. What was about to happen would also alienate me from him aswell, with me previously being the only person to talk to him out of all the other students. At first I couldn't be bothered with the excersise we'd been given, so I threw the ball along half assedly. The pushiest of all the P.E. teachers currently in the lesson walks over and gives the rest of the group a few words of loud encouragement. After that the rest of my team pick up the pace, throwing the ball round in a circle. I still wasn't paying attention at this point but didn't want to break the speed that we had going, so when it finally got round to me I just copied the throwing technique everyone else used. They were throwing from shoulder height, so without thinking I did the same. Only problem was the next person wasn't at my shoulder height. Not at all. It was the special child. His condition renders him shorter than most, so the ball flings full force right toward his nose. His face screws up immediatley, and he is very audibly trying to hold back tears. I feel dreadful. Another aspect of the child's condition, mind you, is that he had a very unstable personality. He runs away, and without a word of a lie, starts yelling death threats at me and threatens the usual blowing up the school etc. (I wish that was an exaggeration) The word "usual" implies that I had witnessed him do this before. That's because I have. Except this time it was aimed at me, and not one of the teachers who decided he was laughing to loudly during a test. I chase after him and am told to spend the rest of the lesson sitting next to him in the corner of the court arena, trying to comfort him, while he sobs uncontrollably. I got so many guilt stares.

When I ended up staring out into a hallway and somebody on Facebook thought I was staring at them. I don't really have many embarrassing moments after 7th grade, which I can't remember. Does anybody want the story of me in winter walking shoe less?

Back in high school, I was feeling sick in the morning before a French exam, but decided to go anyways. While I was making my exam I started vomiting. I tried to keep it in my mouth and hold it back. But it was too much to hold back, so I had to let it out. Nobody noticed it, not even my neighbour so I finished my exam with one hand covered in puke. And I didn't tell the teacher I vomited until I finished the exam. An other story was during recess where I was talking with my friends standing in a circle and I started vomiting right in the middle of our group. Everyone in school saw it happen. One of the strangest things that happened to me was in a public restroom at an airport. I was using the urinal and this drunk old man with a tilted toupee starts using the urinal next to me. But instead of peeing in the urinal he starts peeing all over the floor and on my shoe. Man that was akward.

I went to college for the first time today and due to nerves I had a shit on unintentional standby. My entire reputation could've been ruined today because I damn near shit my self. I was trying to force a fart around it, and then tried to come through the exit. Scariest moment of my life. I located a toilet and proceeded to blast a shit out. There was a teacher in there the whole time. He didn't say anything.

One time when I was using the cinema toilets after seeing a film (and i really needed a piss, potential full 5 minute long one) and this guy walks in who had some sort of mental disability and he starts talking to me while im trying to piss, so I just walked the fuck out without even pissing. [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] 5 minute long pisses are the best things ever.

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37520580]Using the spud gun i made. People were asking if it was safe. Me thinking it was i said yes. 5 minutes later i was on the way to the hospital after shooting myself in the face with it[/QUOTE] Maybe you guys should stop making potato cannons

Stomach flu's :v:

In 2nd or 3rd grade, I pissed myself on my way to the bathroom. So, I faced the wall, so no one could see the piss spot, and I just sidestepped my way to the nurse's for new shorts.

Alright: -At uni, me in the center, friend on the left, good looking girl I know on the right. Friend has a tablet, is looking at meme images from various sites, shows them to me, decides it should be a good idea to show it to the girl too (not once, but several times). She didn't laugh at all. I wanted to disappear. He also struck again another day, same situation, girl pulls out an iPhone, he goes "We don't like iPhone users" (goddamnit speak for yourself). That is all hilarious now, but at that moment it wasn't. -Nieces birthday, full of scantily clad 18-19 year old girls. Sadly, there were also parents, relatives and my niece, which means it only made the whole thing very awkward, as everyone was in the same (large, but still) 3-4 rooms. I'm very selective with what I find awkward (the occasional screw up when talking to a public for example I don't find awkward, nor forgetting the jean's zipper open), problem is I often feel awkward if I myself really don't have a reason to (friend with memes on his tablet being a good example).

[QUOTE=acds;37527313](the occasional screw up when talking to a public for example I don't find awkward, nor [b]forgetting the jean's zipper open[/b])[/QUOTE] Well fuck me, I just remembered this one. My sister, one of her friends from work and I went to some asian restaurant last summer. It was entirely uneventful until the very end. I'd gone to the bathroom a few minutes before we left, and forgot to zip back up. I don't think anyone noticed, but I realized it was down when we got up from the table to leave. I tried to zip it back up as subtly as I could but managed to catch the shirt on the zipper in a way that forced me to hunch over. It remained in this position until we got out into the parking lot. Moral of the story, always check your zipper before you leave the restroom.

For the story of walking shoe less during winter. It was a pretty god damn cold night, I of course was in my favorite jacket. I went to my friends and somehow LOST both my shoes. I left them their, found them later.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;37529765]For the story of walking shoe less during winter. It was a pretty god damn cold night, I of course was in my favorite jacket. I went to my friends and somehow LOST both my shoes. I left them their, found them later.[/QUOTE] Smooth :v:

[QUOTE=Carlito;37520720]What injuries did you sustain from it?[/QUOTE] scratched eyeball. Allot of pain, taking a cricket ball to the face at 400-500km/h hurts [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;37524349]Maybe you guys should stop making potato cannons[/QUOTE] Its was a user error

Random boners. All. The. Time.

[QUOTE=cccritical;37529073]Well fuck me, I just remembered this one. My sister, one of her friends from work and I went to some asian restaurant last summer. It was entirely uneventful until the very end. I'd gone to the bathroom a few minutes before we left, and forgot to zip back up. I don't think anyone noticed, but I realized it was down when we got up from the table to leave. I tried to zip it back up as subtly as I could but managed to catch the shirt on the zipper in a way that forced me to hunch over. It remained in this position until we got out into the parking lot. Moral of the story, always check your zipper before you leave the restroom.[/QUOTE] I have this one pair of shorts where the zipper is weird and will unzip randomly so I always have to double check its all the way at the top. Sometimes I forget and get home and my zipper is down so I'm like "Oh shit how long has this been down"

so I'm at school, and a girl I like, but don't talk to, starts waving at me. I don't notice until we are about 5 meters away, and by that time, she had stopped waving, thinking I was ignoring her, and lifted her middle finger to me instead. :downs:

oh fuck I can remember the worst thing ever. This is a true story, im not proud of it and untill like 10 minutes ago i had removed it from my memory. So When i was younger and living in Germany, this was 9th grade so i was like 15. I was in my Germany class, there were 4 of us and a teacher, (small ish private school) anyway. We are all playing a board game and we are all taking turns, so mid way i need to fart really bad, REALLY REALLY bad, so I try to squeese one out really quiet, but insted i let out this really short and loud fart, like it was dead quiet in the room, and good lord it smelled so bad, fuck i felt my face go so red, like fuck man that was so horrible, no one said anything then my teacher is like "Eric, its your turn" Fucking ruined the day and the game and fuck. Anyway, like the next day everything was fine and no one gave a fuck. but still man what a horrible fucking experience, i can only thank god i was not in the bigger German class with like 20 people in it.

I was coming over to my friend's house but for some reason I always end up going to the wrong house which is like 2 houses away. (The house is the same exact model as his and there is a similar looking car in front of both houses all the time.) My friend told me he left the front door unlocked so just go in. Turns out that the wrong house I went to also had their door unlocked... When I looked inside I didn't recognize anything so I quickly realized i wasn't at the right house. So basically I shut the door (I actually don't remember if I did that tbh) and ran off to my friend's house. This happened on Sunday. This would have been even more awkward/embarrassing if the owners of the house saw me and asked me what I'm doing here or something like that.

When I was in year 7 I got braces. During the first week of having braces, it may have only been a few days after, my brother and I go to a basketball camp. It's basically a basketball court you go to every morning for about 5 days and spend a few hours playing basketball and training with some NBL players. So anyway on about day 2 or 3 on this camp someone chucks me a basketball and it hits me right in the fucking mouth really fast. If you've ever had a ball thrown at your mouth, you know how much it would hurt. Now imagine this happening with braces on, less than a week of actually having them on. There was blood everywhere. My gums were cut up, my lips were cut up, I was spitting out so much blood. Someone took me to the bathroom to wash my face and mouth out and there was so much blood it was just horrible. It was actually more horrifying than embarrassing.

I have a few from my school days. [B]Puking dude[/B] The first one is from waaay back, and didn't happen to me personally, but we were still involved I guess. It was the first day of junior high, and every new student was gathered in the dining hall to be grouped up with their class. As they were counting up the names of my new class, one guy just stood up and did one of those Scary Movie-throwups, literally puking that shit quite an impressive distance, luckily it all got on the floor. On our way to the classroom we were talking about that guy and making jokes and also feeling quite bad for him (simultaneously yeah). We sat in the classroom for a while, and the general topic was still about that dude in the dining hall who threw up. We sit for maybe 5 more minutes when the door suddenly opens. Lo and behold, it's the puking guy. The awkwardness in our classroom was quite thick from that point. [B]Camp Jack[/B] There was also this one time at camp, when I was 13. I don't remember what day it was, but it was the second day of the camp, and my 14th birthday was on the third day. So naturally I was expecting a midnight surprise of some sorts. But nothing happened. Everyone went to bed and so did I. At around 1:00am I went to the outhouse (yep, that kind of camp, no real toilets). Also, the outhouse door had a whole cut out in the shape of a heart. In my fit of both frustration and sadness I took out my phone, where I had some dirty pictures, and proceeded to jack off. I was trying to keep the noise level down, but I just went at it, and I did moan when I jizzed. Relieved and longing to lay down in my bed, I unlock the door, step out on the grass, and... "Surprise...!". All my friends and the camp leaders had gathered around the outhouse to surprise me when I came out. What I instead got was a half-hearted attempt at "happy birthday to you", some pretty troubled faces (especially from the girls), a candy bar and a red face. [B] Breast drool[/B] There was also that time when a girl hugged me standing, when I was sitting, and my face was buried between her tits, and I accidentally drooled just a little bit and smeared it across her breast and she noticed. I know I'm turning this into a huuuuge wall of text, but I have one last one worth mentioning. [B]Dentist wants to blow me[/B] When I was 18 I went to the dentist to have a regular checkup. There was also an assistant present, who happens to have a history with my dad (it's from waaaay before he met my mom, don't worry). She was holding that suction thing that gets out all the saliva and stuff from the mouth as the main dentist was doing some work. So my dentist said "we're good, thanks!", and the assistant started to walk towards the door. My dentist then said "hang on, I might need a hand anyway". You know what the assistant does? She looks me dead in my eyes, and says, "What? Do you want me to suck a bit more?". The worst part is I got a halfie right there and then. [B]Girlfriend broke my banjo string as a kid.[/B] Actually, I have one more.. I had a girlfriend when I was 11, and my parents were kind enough to let me sleep over at her place. She had a room for herself on the top floor, the other bedrooms were on the bottom floor. Anyway, as we were kissing and making out (my first time btw, pretty sloppy) she asked stuff like, "I always wondered what guys have between their legs!". This was before I had any sexual consiousness at all, so of course I didn't have a boner. I pulled down my undies in exchange that I got to look at her aswell. She was just like drawing her fingers on my junk, and I had my hand on her labia, then she made an O-shape with her thumb and index finger. At this point I got a supreme boner, as I had already been jacking off alone, and knowing that my girlfriend was doing almost the same motion made me hard as fuck I guess. I was rubbing her pretty slowly but she seemed to get very into it and enjoying it alot. Then suddenly, she janked, not even janked but FORCED, my foreskin down very suddenly and very hard and fast. The result was a snapped banjo string. And I was bleeding really bad from it, and crying, and her mom came up to her room and saw us laying naked and saw the blood on her hands and my now-limp dick and she wrapped it up in bandage and then she drove me home. Explaining to my mom and dad what happened wasn't easy. I've never felt as embarassed in my whole life. So basically, what could have been a fucking great [I]FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER[/I] turned into a disaster. Good ending for the story though; we hooked up at a party later when we were older and it was amazing. [B]TL;DR guy pukes in dining hall, everyone at camp hears me jack off and moan, drooled on girl's chest in high school, dentists assistant makes sexual pun, my girlfriend when I was 11 broke my banjo string.[/B]

Yesterday was me and my friends first day of college (hes a fellow facepuncher) and we were nervous and expected the day to go horribly wrong. Me being the nervous type, I hate groups discussions and talking in front of a class. Our tutors wanted us to socialize with our peers to encourage all of us to befriend people, this is where it gets confusing... I get approached by a guy who we befriend quite quickly and his bestfriend would become a very good friend of mine. What we didn't expect on our first day was to befriend a Brony and a crazy russian guy. I mean, the odds of that happening!? (I aint a Brony, not a fan of them but this guy isn't insane about them so hes alright) Anyway, back to the socializing thing. Our tutors told us to get into groups and discuss what we'd bring on a desert island. We had to bring a game, a movie, a music album and one luxury item (no transport to escape the island). We had all said what we'd bring but no one said a luxury item because no one wanted to. Then the most unexpected thing happened, our tutor had picked a guy to say what luxury item he'd bring and the following sentence is something I won't forget for years to come. "Provided there are no animals on the island, I'd bring a blow up doll" This wasn't embarrassing for me but I cant imagine what was going through his head at the time, but being on a course where my tutors find that an acceptable answer makes me feel as if Im on the wrong course (Game Design btw). Anyway that was my first day of college, today was my second and something far more embarrassing happened to me. The games design department has a games room where you can go in and play games when you have no work to do, our tutors had offered it to students who had finished a certain task. My friend and I being quite competitive with eachother decided we'd head in and play a game, however, the game setup was rockband Im not a fan of games like this and neither is he. The two other people who were playing guitars preasurred me and him to play and I got stuck with the drums and he got stuck with the keyboard. I get embarrassed quite easily and because I kept missing all the buttons I went red pretty quickly. What I hadn't realised when I was playing was that the two other guys who we'd had met the previous day were stood by the door laughing their asses off at us sucking terribly...what made it even worse was the fact our tutors had walked in and were watching us aswell. Sorry for the long read again guys but I had to share this story, if college is going to be like this for two years Im probably going to end up eating my own head :v:

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37538020]"Then suddenly, she janked, not even janked but FORCED, my foreskin down very suddenly and very hard and fast. " 11 and she did that? What kind of a moron was she?[/QUOTE] It was the first time she saw or touched a dick, of course she's gonna do some crazy shit without knowing what she's doing.

[QUOTE=Oscar_SP;37537592]Banjo String story.[/QUOTE] Oh god, that must've hurt like a bitch.

Back in second grade, we would occasionally have story time or something similar. We all had to sit on the floor around the teacher during this. During one of these sessions I suddenly had the urge to fart really bad, but the story was rather interesting, so I waited until the teacher reached a point where she had to turn the page and then raised my hand. She told me I could go and I thought I was good to go at this point, but as I'm getting up I let out this massive fart and everyone started laughing. It was humiliating. :downs: Another time, in sixth grade at another school, I was sitting with my friends at a table full of other not-really-popular people and I heard one of my friends tell a really funny joke right as I was drinking a juice pouch. I ended up spraying fruit punch all over the person in front of me.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37538272]nah, you don't just randomly tear people's body parts (new to you or not) especially at age 11. Pus she tore it enough to make him bleed! That's not a gentle tug. If she was 8 or younger, it wouldn't be as odd to me[/QUOTE] Well trust me it has happened and there's nothing I can do about it now can I.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;37529765]For the story of walking shoe less during winter. It was a pretty god damn cold night, I of course was in my favorite jacket. I went to my friends and somehow LOST both my shoes. I left them their, found them later.[/QUOTE] I've lost a shoe on a ride once. It's not as embarrassing as it is an awful ordeal to go through retrieving it.