Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=DrarrkS52;37538129]Rock Band Story[/QUOTE] To be honest, this just sounds like a jolly good time. Befriending new people like that on the two first days, getting to play Rock Band and just suck. That just sounds like an alright experience! I guess being the nervous type drags it down alot for you. But many people would do horrible things to build relations like that so early into college. I know I'm jealous!

Welp. First day of high school, go in, sit down. Guy comes in and sits down next to me, he's got some MLP pins on his binder. I think "oh cool" and ask him about them. He talks about the show and characters. And talks. And talks. And talks. For the entire god damn class he goes on and on and I have to pretend to be interested. By the time the first period is over the entire class has this guy talk to me about magical ponies. I emptied the spaghetti out of my jeans when I got home. :suicide: He goes around wearing [URL="http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/MyLittlePony//My+Little+Pony+Twilight+Sparkle+T-Shirt-138908.jsp"]these[/URL] shirts too.

we have a guy like that except he's in our group.

[QUOTE=_jesterk;37539517]Unlucky MLP experience[/QUOTE] As I was saying earlier, yesterday when I had met the MLP guy he wasn't one of those people who are open about it and in your face with it but he's very subtle about it (thank god). I had mentioned something about MLP as a joke (I dislike the show) and he muttered something like "Awesome/cool" but I didn't take much notice. Anyway, today I was sat outside on a bench next to crazy russian guy, MLP guy, and my close friend (MajorMattem on FP) and he pointed out a guy wearing a blue shirt with a MLPs' face on and we looked at it in discuss, the MLP guy then said it was really cool. I turn to him and ask him whether he is a "Brony" and he admits to it. We then began questioning why he liked it, he said "Character development" or something like that, found it acceptable, hes a cool guy :v: But seriously, if I see someone wearing one of those shirts Im beating them with a crucifix

[QUOTE=DrarrkS52;37540260]As I was saying earlier, yesterday when I had met the MLP guy he wasn't one of those people who are open about it and in your face with it but he's very subtle about it (thank god). I had mentioned something about MLP as a joke (I dislike the show) and he muttered something like "Awesome/cool" but I didn't take much notice. Anyway, today I was sat outside on a bench next to crazy russian guy, MLP guy, and my close friend (MajorMattem on FP) and he pointed out a guy wearing a blue shirt with a MLPs' face on and we looked at it in discuss, the MLP guy then said it was really cool. I turn to him and ask him whether he is a "Brony" and he admits to it. We then began questioning why he liked it, he said "Character development" or something like that, found it acceptable, hes a cool guy :v: But seriously, if I see someone wearing one of those shirts Im beating them with a crucifix[/QUOTE] I dropped my sandwich and I walked away, but I walked back after about 7 seconds. The guy is pretty chill! Me and Drarrk also played rock-band today, with one other guy, and one other gal. Spaghetti was flooding from my orifices, but it was [i]good[/i] spaghetti. [b]Edit:[/b] I was on the keyboard-guitar-thing, and Drarrk was drums, dan was boobies.

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;37540318]Stuff I had just said[/QUOTE] Who's Dan? I don't believe theres a Dan on our course...what you smokin'?

[QUOTE=DrarrkS52;37540508]Who's Dan? I don't believe theres a Dan on our course...what you smokin'?[/QUOTE] Dan was boobies.

You've been here since 2010, And still don't get "And dan was boobies"?

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37530793]scratched eyeball. Allot of pain, [B]taking a cricket ball to the face at 400-500km/h[/B] hurts [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] Its was a user error[/QUOTE] That would kill you easily. Your skull would be shattered. I think you mean 40-50.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37540608]Drarrk is potatoes[/QUOTE] I'm not a clever person

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37540608]You've been here since 2010, And still don't get "And dan was boobies"?[/QUOTE] I was boobies

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37540608]You've been here since 2010, And still don't get "And dan was boobies"?[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/930551[/url] There you go. Also, i start college in 6 days today, reading people's embarrassing encounters, i just hope nothing bad happens.

[QUOTE=aapio;37541009][url]http://facepunch.com/threads/930551[/url] There you go. Also, i start college in 6 days today, reading people's embarrassing encounters, i just hope nothing bad happens.[/QUOTE] Just don't shit yourself. I almost did, as I said before.

[QUOTE=aapio;37541009]Also, i start college in 6 days today, reading people's embarrassing encounters, i just hope nothing bad happens.[/QUOTE] You'll be fine, I expected a giant spaghetti mess but instead I ended up befriending a schizophrenic Russian guy who wears hats all the time, a MLP guy who loves TF2, Halo and Steam. And everyone on the course is extremely friendly. What course are you doing?

Shit, aapio just reminded me I still need to do my college homework. Thanks!

[QUOTE=DrarrkS52;37541236]You'll be fine, I expected a giant spaghetti mess but instead I ended up befriending a schizophrenic Russian guy who wears hats all the time, a MLP guy who loves TF2, Halo and Steam. And everyone on the course is extremely friendly. What course are you doing?[/QUOTE] Doing A-Levels, Biolodgy, Physics, Chemistry and Computing, so hopefully i'll meet some cool people. [QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37541268]Shit, aapio just reminded me I still need to do my college homework. Thanks![/QUOTE] Glad i reminded you.

So you're going to a sixth form? Most of my friends have gone to a sixth form which is coincidentally in the same area as my college, however its on the opposite side of town. Anyhow, good luck on your course

The beauty of this thread is that you laugh at others misfortune and feel a little guilty for it but because they have been able to pull a pair of balls out of their cunt and post it, you start to feel lulled into letting slip your own horrifying past.

[QUOTE=Justin Case;37543003]The beauty of this thread is that you laugh at others misfortune and feel a little guilty for it but because they have been able to pull a pair of balls out of their cunt and post it, you start to feel lulled into letting slip your own horrifying past.[/QUOTE] did you fall onto someone's cock or something? [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] there's no way it's more embarassing than some of the stuff already posted here

Just remembered, sophomore year of high school I was walking up some stairs that I ALWAYS fucking trip on. Sure enough I trip on the very last step, and out of panic I reach out for whatever was in front of me to keep myself from falling. It was a girl volleyball player who was good 4 inches taller then me, and my hands went straight to her tits. It was awkward as fuck because there was at least 20 people who witnessed the whole thing, so I just said "Shit, sorry" and I walked away. no one has ever brought it up since

[QUOTE=cccritical;37543185]did you fall onto someone's cock or something? [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] there's no way it's more embarassing than some of the stuff already posted here[/QUOTE] I've already contributed a few times, nothing anywhere near as bad as what's been said here though. What I meant was that it's got a good cycle going on: People post content > People laugh and in turn feel more comfortable revealing their secrets as everyone else is which makes them post content > Repeat

I was planning to ask this girl out in grade 9 but I had chocolate ice cream smeared all over my lips. So yea...

wtf is this Spaghetti?

It was 4th grade music class way back when. I remember it too damn well. We were practicing for a song and what not, and everyone was going(one at a time) into his small office like area he had in the classroom. That's where solo shit was done at. Everyone had a part, and I was feeling miserable that day. I know I felt vomit coming up, and I wanted to say something but I figured if I opened my mouth, it'd come out. I walk to Mr.Clark, and he patiently waits for a bit, before noticing my face and asking if something was the matter. I shook my head yes and he told me I could tell after I got my piece done.(The hell?) I then shook my head no, as to "fuck that, I think I'm gonna puke." Then it happened. All over his clothes and since he was a rather short man, even some on his neck. Oh man.

Today I played Texas Hold 'Em with a Math C teacher. I lost 17 rounds in a row. :tinfoil: Then later in science, the teacher gave us an unknown liquid. It didn't burn skin but it dissolved polyester. I accidentally spilled some on a rather cute girl, creating a DVD-sized hole in the front of her shirt. :suicide: Everybody decided to not tell me the name of the liquid after that. [HR][/HR] EDIT [QUOTE=pancaker94;37547036]I smelled like shit for literally no discernable reason [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=pancaker94;37547036]I was in a car with friends smoking weed[/QUOTE] I think I see a relation here.

there was one time a couple years ago where I smelled like shit for literally no discernable reason and I was in a car with friends smoking weed and it was just the most fucking awkward ever holy shit

-snap wrong thread- [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] One time in high school, I had a debate/procedural law class. I was a defense attorney in the case, and I was doing fairly well. The time came to give my profound closing statement that would surely win the case in the defense's favor. I walked confidently up to the jury and began. "Ladies and *massive voice crack* GENTLEmen of the jury". The entire class started laughing uproariously while I turned beet red and tried to continue. I managed to get the rest out and go back to the defense's desk. I lost the case. That shit followed me forever, and one of my good friends still razzes me about it occasionally.

[QUOTE=_jesterk;37539517]Welp. First day of high school, go in, sit down. Guy comes in and sits down next to me, he's got some MLP pins on his binder. I think "oh cool" and ask him about them. He talks about the show and characters. And talks. And talks. And talks. For the entire god damn class he goes on and on and I have to pretend to be interested. By the time the first period is over the entire class has this guy talk to me about magical ponies. I emptied the spaghetti out of my jeans when I got home. :suicide: He goes around wearing [URL="http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/MyLittlePony//My+Little+Pony+Twilight+Sparkle+T-Shirt-138908.jsp"]these[/URL] shirts too.[/QUOTE] I was judging a high-school MUN debating competition the other day, when one of the delegates pulls out a small MLP figurine and plonks it on his desk. It was very hard to be impartial after that when I desperately wanted to throw him and his damned purple pony out the window.

[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;37547531]I was judging a high-school MUN debating competition the other day, when one of the delegates pulls out a small MLP figurine and plonks it on his desk. It was very hard to be impartial after that when I desperately wanted to throw him and his damned purple pony out the window.[/QUOTE] Maybe it was something that helped him focus, it is not like it is hurting you. If you let something as small as that cloud your ability to perform an impartial judging then you must be one great judge!

[QUOTE=SKEEA;37547693]Maybe it was something that helped him focus, it is not like it is hurting you. If you let something as small as that cloud your ability to perform an impartial judging then you must be one great judge![/QUOTE] No this kid was a wanker; nor did I say my judging ability was impaired. e: it was you, wasn't it