Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;37547805]No this kid was a wanker; nor did I say my judging ability was impaired. e: it was you, wasn't it[/QUOTE] Considering that I was on the flight line the other day, I highly doubt it. [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] Lets backtrack. What was he arguing, and for what country? I liked MUN in high school

[QUOTE=SKEEA;37547852]Considering that I was on the flight line the other day, I highly doubt it. [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] Lets backtrack. What was he arguing, and for what country? I liked MUN in high school[/QUOTE] Kid was Russian Federation, Security Council MUN. Was able to handle some more complex foreign policy ideas (aid, etc.) then others, but was unable to compromise or negotiate - big no-no. Also unprofessional as all fuark, which wasn't good.

Shame. Compromising and negotiating is just about the most important thing in MUN.

[QUOTE=SKEEA;37547970]Shame. Compromising and negotiating is just about the most important thing in MUN.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's always my biggest point. I've done MUN nationally, and you'd be amazed at how many would-be top-notch delegates are incapable of understanding that if they want to pass a resolution, sooner or later they'll have to give in.

Heh, kind of like the real thing, no?

Electrician doing work on the underfloor wiring outside the bathroom. Thankfully I wasn't doing a noisy shit, but I was just casually brushing my teeth when I noticed he was there. Being the socially awkward person I am, I just stood in the bathroom pretending to awkwardly look for something until he left. Took half an hour.

First day of idontknowwhatschool (our system is different), I decided to come with a Sonic shirt to make myself the biggest nerd out there from the first day. It turned out almost all of the other guys were running around with even weirder shirts and accessories. :pwn:

[QUOTE=mastfire;37546807]wtf is this Spaghetti?[/QUOTE]

This isn't really embarrassing but quite hilarious, although I'm pretty sure I might have embarrassed someone in our group but it was worth it. On my course we were given a test assignment to sort of design a 2D game. Its sort of a practice assignment to encourage group discussions and to help us become more creative. I already knew what the game should focus on, an Icecream that poops tacos (sort of like the south park episode). Anyway by the end of the day I had managed to create an axe wielding schizophrenic icecream with blood dripping from its eyes that wears roller blades because why not. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/549518_3164206363394_1060695826_n.jpg[/img_thumb] What I didn't realise is that on Tuesday we have to present all of our work in front of the class so it's going to be very interesting, will post reactions on that day. I'm enjoying this course, every moment thats meant to be embarrassing becomes a very good laugh with everyone. Also we get to go to EuroGamer at the end of the month. :dance:

[QUOTE=mastfire;37546807]wtf is this Spaghetti?[/QUOTE] when "my spaghetti fell out" is said, basically means you dropped the ball and you've hit maximum awkward level.

i've got this pretty embarrassing story that happened to me a couple of months ago at work. so there was this new girl on her first day at work, Emilie. this was a smoking hot girl by the way. my boss had assigned me the task of showing the girl around. so i was walking around with her showing the place and whatnot and everything was fine, i show her the store and the office and the changing rooms. she was only supposed to get a feel of the place that day, shadowing me for the day and just generally asking any questions she had about the job. but the next day she was supposed to wear the uniform, but still shadow me and learn more. so i get to work and get into the mens changing room and get into my work uniform, and then i remember that my boss is always giving me shit for having a crooked tie. so i go into the bathroom where there's a mirror to get the tie perfect. while standing in there making sure my boss wasn't gonna have shit on me i hear someone out in the changing room. (the clanging of the lockers and whatnot) because it was pretty early there was in my mind only one person that could be. so i go "yeah it'll probably be a good idea to storm out yelling "GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIN"" in a funny accent like me and him always do. so as i get to about the door hole i start yelling like a fucking mad man and i get to about "GOOOO-" until i see that it was not my colleague Peter standing there. it was Emilie. She was standing there with earphones in her ears [I]only[/I] wearing pants. she jumps around scared as fuck, totally topless. i fucking drew blanks. i mean if there's a smoking hot half naked chick right in front of you you can't help but stare at her breasts. i make it out as i had a minute or two to stare at her, which was of course not the case. she quickly covered her breasts and i just went "FUCK sorry." and rushed out of the changing room. 30 minutes later she comes into the conference room for the morning meeting with her face still red. she does deserve cred though, because she did actually shadow me the whole day and at the end of the day we were even making jokes about the incident. we dated a while after that and now it's just a really funny story. since me and her are usually in charge of bringing new employees in at the store we tend to joke like "yeah, you don't wanna do what Emilie did, showing her tits on the first day of work to try to get ahead" and on the door of the mens changing room there's a sign under the "mens" saying "Don't pull an Emilie! This is the mens changing room" and here's a little drawing showing our [I]mens[/I] locker room. the red x was her and the blue x me. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hawkward.png[/IMG]

Today, my math teacher gave me a slip of paper to tape to my notebook, and she directed me to the tape. I accidentally took her tape, not the one I was supposed to get and she hit my hand (Yeah, she's harsh) so I would drop the tape. Well, it ended up being [I]Rock hard[/I] and it hit my toe. I yelped in pain, grabbed my foot, and accidentally said "I'm an idiot" really loudly and the whole class laughed. I lost my balance since I was holding onto my foot, and I fell and landed on my crush's head and her nose started bleeding while I didn't realize my head was in her crotch. :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:

[QUOTE=ForDaNords;37553379]Today, my math teacher gave me a slip of paper to tape to my notebook, and she directed me to the tape. I accidentally took her tape, not the one I was supposed to get and she hit my hand (Yeah, she's harsh) so I would drop the tape. Well, it ended up being [I]Rock hard[/I] and it hit my toe. I yelped in pain, grabbed my foot, and accidentally said "I'm an idiot" really loudly and the whole class laughed. I lost my balance since I was holding onto my foot, and I fell and landed on my crush's head and her nose started bleeding while I didn't realize my head was in her crotch. [/QUOTE] I'm struggling to think of a realistic permutation of that situation where it could have gone [b]worse.[/b] Sorry, bro.

Today I was sitting in the middle of the room in free hour with my headphones on playing Questionable Ethics from the BMS soundtrack by Joel Nielsen when suddenly my friend tugs on my headphones The class was blasted with the loudest fucking song I had on my hard drive and since I didn't really notice any change in sound quality I let it play twice before noticing Every single dude in class looks at me like "wow this guy listens to cool music" and the chicks were like "not bad." Not exactly embarassing, but my teacher said "Hey, X, turn the music down, please!" which made me shake my head in surprise and plug my headphones back on.

I copy and pasted a line from one of those horrible stories that you read in threads like these. It was some story about some guy telling a girl that he liked everything. I copied the worst line, something about love or destiny, and eventually forgot I had it copied. Later that day I was talking to a friend on Steam and was watching YouTube videos at the same time. I wanted to send the person this video and tried to copy the YouTube address. This is where I should mention I had a shithouse 8 year old keyboard. CTRL+C failed me. Went to the Steam chat, and ended up pasting the heavy artillery shell, the 500lb bomb of Italian pasta. Luckily, I caught myself. After realizing what I had pasted, I went for a swift press of the delete button. Now, when I said that my keyboard was a shithouse, I meant it. It looked like this, but no numpad in the middle: [IMG]http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/03/21/image_title_vg3n3.jpg[/IMG] As you can imagine, pressing anything on it is hell. However, I triumphed over machine and deleted my text. Most of it. Through some reason that I can only chalk up to a goat sacrifice somewhere going horribly awry, only part of my post deleted. When I moved my hand back up, I brushed the fucking enter button and ended up saying to one of my closest Steam friends [QUOTE][I]I love you. I think we should be together and I dont car[/I][/QUOTE] The rest of the quote apparently didn't matter because I had an answer faster than Ron Paul had the Reddit vote. The response was generally positive, or, it would've been had I been A) Looking for an internet relationship B) Gay I was too nice of a person to just say no/explain what the fuck I just did. And thus launched my adventure into faking a Steam long distance homosexual relationship. EDIT: Pageking. I guess it's a good one for the thread

[quote]shitty keyboard[/quote] Please tell me you got a new keyboard. If not, skip having food for a week or so until you have enough money to buy a new one.

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;37554522]I'm struggling to think of a realistic permutation of that situation where it could have gone [b]worse.[/b] Sorry, bro.[/QUOTE] [quote] Today, my math teacher gave me a slip of paper to tape to my notebook, and she directed me to the tape. I accidentally took her tape, not the one I was supposed to get and she hit my hand (Yeah, she's harsh) so I would drop the tape. Well, it ended up being Rock hard and it hit my toe. I yelped in pain, grabbed my foot, and accidentally said "I'm an idiot" really loudly and the whole class laughed. I lost my balance since I was holding onto my foot, and I fell and landed on my crush's crotch and her vag started bleeding while I didn't realize my head was in her nose.[/quote] There you go!

[QUOTE=cwook;37560738]There you go![/QUOTE] Realistic. 10/10 would read again.

Fresh from today: Had a wank and came in a tissue somehow managed to forget to throw it in the toilet and left it on the window sill. My mum comes into my room and tells me a few things and ends with "Oh and I found a damp tissue in the bathroom, I assumed you didn't need it and threw it away" I couldn't think of an excuse, I was going to say I blew my nose but I couldn't from sheer awkwardness.

Tissues are too risky. I do it with my mouth

Was at a friend's band's gig. One of the other bands was on, and.... let's just say that some dude was dancing uncomfortably close to me in an equally uncomfortable manner...

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37558623]Please tell me you got a new keyboard. If not, skip having food for a week or so until you have enough money to buy a new one.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I did. It's a Saitek Eclipse. Got it from my aunt's computer when she gate it to me. That computer had some questionable photos on it.

This one always makes me wonder what the fuck it must have looked like from an outside point of view. When I was 14 I got home from school and reheated myself a couple of slices of pizza. Now, since it was early summer I also took off my warm as fuck school uniform and just sat down in my underwear to eat this pizza. So there I was, chilling out on the sofa in my underwear when I decided I wanted to change the channel on the TV. No big deal. I put the plate down between my legs, since it was hot I had them pretty splayed out so it seemed like a logical place to put the plate down at the time, but as I reached over to grab the remote my balls decided to slip out of the boxer leg and rest right on one of my slices of pizza. In retrospect putting the plate down next to my groin was a terrible idea. Okay so that's pretty weird but at least no one was around right? Well the universe decided to throw me a middle finger right there because my mum walked in at that exact moment, with my nutsack resting on a slice of pizza. She just walked out of the room without saying anything.

Accidentally brushing against a relatives ass when they hug you and you move your hand to their back (sister a month ago, niece a week ago). At the doctor's for a leg injury, needs to check mobility, "Take off your pants". That is normally slightly awkward by itself (hard to not have your dick visible through the boxers), but this time they had a medical student observing for study reasons. Imagine having to do all the movements and stuff while being watched by a pretty good looking girl of your age that is carefully scribbling down on her paper. Yeah.

[QUOTE=Trainbike;37565836]This one always makes me wonder what the fuck it must have looked like from an outside point of view. When I was 14 I got home from school and reheated myself a couple of slices of pizza. Now, since it was early summer I also took off my warm as fuck school uniform and just sat down in my underwear to eat this pizza. So there I was, chilling out on the sofa in my underwear when I decided I wanted to change the channel on the TV. No big deal. I put the plate down between my legs, since it was hot I had them pretty splayed out so it seemed like a logical place to put the plate down at the time, but as I reached over to grab the remote my balls decided to slip out of the boxer leg and rest right on one of my slices of pizza. In retrospect putting the plate down next to my groin was a terrible idea. Okay so that's pretty weird but at least no one was around right? Well the universe decided to throw me a middle finger right there because my mum walked in at that exact moment, with my nutsack resting on a slice of pizza. She just walked out of the room without saying anything.[/QUOTE] so you tea bagged your own pizza in front of your mother?

[QUOTE=mastfire;37565992]so you tea bagged your own pizza in front of your mother?[/QUOTE] Well when you put it like that... Sort of.

[QUOTE=OneFourth;37558201]I copy and pasted a line from one of those horrible stories that you read in threads like these. It was some story about some guy telling a girl that he liked everything. I copied the worst line, something about love or destiny, and eventually forgot I had it copied. Later that day I was talking to a friend on Steam and was watching YouTube videos at the same time. I wanted to send the person this video and tried to copy the YouTube address. This is where I should mention I had a shithouse 8 year old keyboard. CTRL+C failed me. Went to the Steam chat, and ended up pasting the heavy artillery shell, the 500lb bomb of Italian pasta. Luckily, I caught myself. After realizing what I had pasted, I went for a swift press of the delete button. Now, when I said that my keyboard was a shithouse, I meant it. It looked like this, but no numpad in the middle: [IMG]http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/03/21/image_title_vg3n3.jpg[/IMG] As you can imagine, pressing anything on it is hell. However, I triumphed over machine and deleted my text. Most of it. Through some reason that I can only chalk up to a goat sacrifice somewhere going horribly awry, only part of my post deleted. When I moved my hand back up, I brushed the fucking enter button and ended up saying to one of my closest Steam friends The rest of the quote apparently didn't matter because I had an answer faster than Ron Paul had the Reddit vote. The response was generally positive, or, it would've been had I been A) Looking for an internet relationship B) Gay I was too nice of a person to just say no/explain what the fuck I just did. And thus launched my adventure into faking a Steam long distance homosexual relationship. EDIT: Pageking. I guess it's a good one for the thread[/QUOTE] This is the funniest situation to be in. You still in it?

Today: I jumped over a small ledge in the lunch room, and a small nail hooked my shoe, bringing me forward and grinded my face and arm against a wall while I helplessly tried to catch myself. My 125F coffee explodes on my hands, and in shock, I look up and the hottest girls in the school are just staring, forks halfway to their mouths. I jumped up and declared "I AM KING!" and fucking RAN LIKE HELL

you made it worse

[QUOTE=W0w00t;37569845]you made it worse[/QUOTE] Don't care, I'm a sophomore and they're seniors. Edit: Besides I was with my friends so it made it look more like a joke than anything :v: