Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Chubbs;37578287]2 things: 1. It's called greentext 2. Get out[/QUOTE] you act like i didn't know that

[QUOTE=badMedia;37578417]you act like i didn't know that[/QUOTE] So basically [img]http://anongallery.org/img/5/7/hey-guys-look-how-retarded-i-am-jokes-on-them.jpg[/img] In which case you're not funny and should leave

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;37577819]Are you for real?[/QUOTE] It's a joke from LMAO pics, I guess it doesn't translate into this thread some idiot on facebook posts "wow I love meme arrows!!" and in LMAO pics they have forever been "meme arrows" [editline]7th September 2012[/editline] I'm not justifying his post though

It's a joke on LMAO pics and other parts of the internet because some people actually call them meme arrows. Just like Le Monkey Face.

[QUOTE=acds;37579497]It's a joke on LMAO pics and other parts of the internet because some people actually call them meme arrows. Just like Le Monkey Face.[/QUOTE] "Ha ha, these people are saying something stupid. Let's say the [B]exact same thing[/B] to show everybody how much smarter we are. Yeah."

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;37579606]"Ha ha, these people are saying something stupid. Let's say the [B]exact same thing[/B] to show everybody how much smarter we are. Yeah."[/QUOTE] Sarcasm/satire.

[QUOTE=acds;37579726]Sarcasm/satire.[/QUOTE] Saying that doesn't make it funny.

I'm quite partial to meme bulletpoints myself.

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;37579793]Saying that doesn't make it funny.[/QUOTE] Not defending his posts because I don't care at all, just saying that a good chunk of FP's posts are sarcastic, he's hardly alone.

[QUOTE=NateDude;37578528]So basically [img]http://anongallery.org/img/5/7/hey-guys-look-how-retarded-i-am-jokes-on-them.jpg[/img] In which case you're not funny and should leave[/QUOTE] I don't know why, but I laughed way harder at that picture than I should had.

[QUOTE=Jawyen;37575021]gay furry porn[/QUOTE] the amount of gay furry porn embarrassing stories I have is almost comical

I'd say sitting through a class-mate's presentation on Homestuck with my best friends laughing at me from across the hall was pretty embarrassing.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37580734]presentation on Homestuck[/QUOTE] why would you even

[QUOTE=OneFourth;37580780]why would you even[/QUOTE] No clue. I had to sit through the whole thing that lasted around 45 minutes. I don't mind the thing, to each their own, but I don't want to sit for [I]45 minutes[/I] listening to something we obviously don't care/know anything about.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;37578373]I'd have probably died on the spot.[/QUOTE] The best (worst?) part is that people were taking pictures. Luckily, none of them made their way to Facebook (OR SO I THINK). This was 4 or 5 years ago though, so I'm assuming everyone forgot about it.

I once did a presentation on StarCraft. I fucking hated middle school.

[QUOTE=Stinky;37586193]I once did a presentation on StarCraft. I fucking hated middle school.[/QUOTE] In middle school teacher once asked everyone what their favourite sport is. I said mine was Quake 3.

[QUOTE=Mr Kirill;37586721]In middle school teacher once asked everyone what their favourite sport is. I said mine was Quake 3.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a classmate who said he "did raids on WoW" when asking about any sports he did. Because "if people can call chess a sport, WoW is one too".

is chess really a sport though? lol [editline]7th September 2012[/editline] fyi I have nothing against chess just saying

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;37587160]is chess really a sport though? lol [editline]7th September 2012[/editline] fyi I have nothing against chess just saying[/QUOTE] [quote=Wikipedia]A number of competitive, but non-physical, activities claim recognition as mind sports. The International Olympic Committee (through ARISF) recognises both chess and bridge as [I]bona fide[/I] sports, and SportAccord, the international sports federation association, recognises five non-physical sports, although limits the amount of mind games which can be admitted as sports.[1][/quote] Now you know. Chess is kind of a sport except not really. No one really knows.

so I'm talking to a girl over facebook, actually the same girl from this embarrassing story: [QUOTE=A1t;37536375]so I'm at school, and a girl I like, but don't talk to, starts waving at me. I don't notice until we are about 5 meters away, and by that time, she had stopped waving, thinking I was ignoring her, and lifted her middle finger to me instead. :downs:[/QUOTE] and i accidentally typed out a message and forgot to send it until a few mins later, so i added on "sorry for the late reply" she sends a reply saying "ah, it's fine, i'm reading anyway", so out of interest i ask her what she is reading, bad move [sp]50 shades of grey[/sp] so i offered to leave her alone for a while, and she is like "no, it's fine :)", and now I can't think of anything to talk to her about. this is awful

[QUOTE=A1t;37587535]so I'm talking to a girl over facebook, actually the same girl from this embarrassing story: and i accidentally typed out a message and forgot to send it until a few mins later, so i added on "sorry for the late reply" she sends a reply saying "ah, it's fine, i'm reading anyway", so out of interest i ask her what she is reading, bad move [sp]50 shades of grey[/sp] so i offered to leave her alone for a while, and she is like "no, it's fine :)", and now I can't think of anything to talk to her about. this is awful[/QUOTE] Tell her "spoiler, [sp]everyone dies at the end[/sp]"

[QUOTE=A1t;37587535] so i offered to leave her alone for a while, and she is like "no, it's fine :)", and now I can't think of anything to talk to her about. this is awful[/QUOTE] show her your whip collection

[QUOTE=A1t;37587535]so I'm talking to a girl over facebook, actually the same girl from this embarrassing story: and i accidentally typed out a message and forgot to send it until a few mins later, so i added on "sorry for the late reply" she sends a reply saying "ah, it's fine, i'm reading anyway", so out of interest i ask her what she is reading, bad move [sp]50 shades of grey[/sp] so i offered to leave her alone for a while, and she is like "no, it's fine :)", and now I can't think of anything to talk to her about. this is awful[/QUOTE] we are now having an incredibly awkward conversation about the book :suicide:

[QUOTE=A1t;37587737]we are now having an incredibly awkward conversation about the book :suicide:[/QUOTE] what is wrong with you wow

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37580734]I'd say sitting through a class-mate's presentation on Homestuck with my best friends laughing at me from across the hall was pretty embarrassing.[/QUOTE] If somebody did a presentation of Homestuck at my school I would just yell "NO" in the classroom and leave.

Not that bad, but I took a week of work and when I got back I noticed another employee wasn't there. I asked my team leader if she was off and she told me she had taken a few days off because her mother had died. Anyway a few days later she came in and said to me, "morning, did you enjoy your time off?" and I turned around and said, "yes thanks, did you?". I realised instantly what I said.

[QUOTE=A1t;37587737]we are now having an incredibly awkward conversation about the book :suicide:[/QUOTE] I can't see how that's possible haha.

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;37562797]Tissues are too risky. I do it with my mouth[/QUOTE] Purge the evidence!

I don't know how many people still read this but what THE hell. I've had this happen à few Tines when you are TRYING to remember a name and out of nowhere à pornstar name pops up. I was talking to my parents one day and had this happen TO me. Without hessitation I saive "Audrey Hollander" thank god they didn't know her. What you can take away THE most from this story is autocorrect Sucks when you write in à different language.