Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;37594024]I don't know how many people still read this but what THE hell. I've had this happen à few Tines when you are TRYING to remember a name and out of nowhere à pornstar name pops up. I was talking to my parents one day and had this happen TO me. Without hessitation I saive "Audrey Hollander" thank god they didn't know her. What you can take away THE most from this story is autocorrect Sucks when you write in à different language.[/QUOTE] This happened to my sister's boyfriend a few months ago (Now my brother in Law). We were having a family get together where several hundred of my relatives showed up (southern families, woooo) and he was talking about a friend he used to have that worked at hooters and later went on to become a scout sniper in the marine core. "What was her name.....bree......bree olsen! Wait no thats a porn star......" I think it was more embarrassing for my sister than it was for him.

I was having a good old wank about a week ago at 1 in the morning. Now for whatever reason, my body decides it needs to release this fart NOW or everyone will die. So, like the other times, I try carefully to squeeze it out quietly. The result was a very loud fart, in a generally silent house at 1 in the morning, and it turns out i actually woke my gran up doing it. It was hilarious but I was embarrassed that my fart was loud enough to wake my gran up. Edit: Also a not fart story. I went to London with 2 of my mates in July. It was awesome, I've never been to a city before, and I've never left the North. So London, being in the south and in the middle of the summer, decided to be deceptively warm that day. We went to the Imperial War Museum and the heat caused me to be sick, so I ran to a bin and threw up in it. Then I threw up in it again as 2 pretty good looking girls get out of the lift near me. I was later informed by my friend that I had vomited into a dry recycling bin. We got some cock, drank it and promptly left the museum. It was all laughs and funny afterwards, but it was embarrassing as shit because there was like 20 people on the floor below me hearing me retching and shit. Edit: shit no i mean cock not coke Edit: No oh my God I mean coke. Edit: Well atleast it didn't say grabbed some cock. Edit: Suppose it wouldn't have been too bad if it was just me myself but not with two friends

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;37594629]We got some cock, drank it and promptly left the museum. [/QUOTE] Wat

I realized a friend of mine was a trap so once my friend said "Yeah, how's she doing? I hear X's got some family issues what with her Y being Z" so I said "I think he's fine." My friends probably didn't even notice but I felt kind of embarassed

[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;37595032]Wat[/QUOTE] oh fuck i mean coke

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;37595078]oh fuck i mean coke[/QUOTE] What an embarrassing situation.

A coach at my school gave us an interesting anecdote on why you should never bench without a spot. About four years ago, he was taking a shower in the school gym. Suddenly, he heard a cry for help, so he dashed out of the gym with no time for the towel. He ran to the source of the help as it gradually grew weaker. After sliding through the locker room, he pinpointed the situation. A dude was benching and he gave out, the bar was crushing his chest. Coach's instincts kicked in, and he grasped the bar, his dick and balls resting on the poor boy's face. With one tremendous movement, he pulled the bar off. A life was saved, and so too was it permanently scarred that day. The kid's name was never disclosed, so it's become tradition to fish out old yearbooks from upperclassmen for speculation. The moral of the story, wear shorts when you shower in the gym.

[QUOTE=Zorus;37596629]A coach at my school gave us an interesting anecdote on why you should never bench without a spot. About four years ago, he was taking a shower in the school gym. Suddenly, he heard a cry for help, so he dashed out of the gym with no time for the towel. He ran to the source of the help as it gradually grew weaker. After sliding through the locker room, he pinpointed the situation. A dude was benching and he gave out, the bar was crushing his chest. Coach's instincts kicked in, and he grasped the bar, his dick and balls resting on the poor boy's face. With one tremendous movement, he pulled the bar off. A life was saved, and so too was it permanently scarred that day. The kid's name was never disclosed, so it's become tradition to fish out old yearbooks from upperclassmen for speculation. The moral of the story, wear shorts when you shower in the gym.[/QUOTE] Well balls in the face is better then crushed ribs

[QUOTE=Badballer;37536833]When I was in year 7 I got braces. During the first week of having braces, it may have only been a few days after, my brother and I go to a basketball camp. It's basically a basketball court you go to every morning for about 5 days and spend a few hours playing basketball and training with some NBL players. So anyway on about day 2 or 3 on this camp someone chucks me a basketball and it hits me right in the fucking mouth really fast. If you've ever had a ball thrown at your mouth, you know how much it would hurt. Now imagine this happening with braces on, less than a week of actually having them on. There was blood everywhere. My gums were cut up, my lips were cut up, I was spitting out so much blood. Someone took me to the bathroom to wash my face and mouth out and there was so much blood it was just horrible. It was actually more horrifying than embarrassing.[/QUOTE] Forgive me for the late reply but does your username have anything to do with the story?

I remember going to the cinema in my youth double dating. There was my friend and his date, and then there was myself and this girl (whom I THOUGHT was interested in me). Halfway through the film, I notice to the right that my friend and his date literally have their tongues down the back of each other's throat. Feeling the pressure, I turn and look at my "date" (I use the term loosely). She doesn't even look at me. Too focussed on the film. [I]I should really make a move now. She's just playing hard to get.[/I] I edge closer and look at her, I call her name.. She turns.. [I]This is it.. Kiss her now!![/I] I do as my clever mind says, only to notice she isn't kissing back. She is just looking at me with a slight worried look on her face. She pulls away. "What are you doing?!" She blurts out, just loud enough for a few people to turn their heads to find out what's going on. I freeze, my head still leant in her territory.. [I]What the fuck am I doing...[/I] I slowly sink back into my seat, face red hot, I just stare at the film. Not really watching it. Wow. I'm a lady killer alright..

oh god thats bad but im worse go to cinema on first date ever and girl makes it clear she wants some action; "sorry can we just watch the movie, its p. good". i was oh so aspie until at least a year ago.

In year 1, everyone got these sheets of paper with a 3D shape on it spread out, ready to be cut out and glued together, like some people got cubes, some got pyramids. I got a long thin cone. Later, everyone was doing work silently, their 3D cardboard creations beside them on their desks. I stood up, grabbed my cone, no one noticed. Stand on my chair, no one cares to look. Climb onto my desk, still no reaction. Only my teacher is watching, she's watching the whole thing, then looks back down at her own work. Slowly lift the cone up, and put it to my lips, and take a deep breath. [t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120827235652/logopedia/images/0/03/20th_century_fox-logo.jpg[/t] [B][HIGHLIGHT]BBRR A DRRRRRRRRR DRR DAA-DRR-DAA-DRRH A DRRRHHH[/HIGHLIGHT][/B] Teacher screams "WHO DID THAT!?" I try to point at the boy down in front of me (His desk was opposite mine), then quickly try to point at the class next door, the two classes separated by a divider wall in the one building, but it was too late, already had about 20 kids pointing directly at me. Teacher called my dad, I could hear him asking what I did wrong, since the wall mounted phone was right beside my desk, like 3 feet away. Teacher: He stood up on his desk, grabbed a cone made of paper, and blared the 20 Cent' Fox tune on it like it was a trumpet. Heard him laughing on the other end, got stared the fuck out of me by my classmates the rest of the day.

Just thought of another one. This happened years ago, like when I was a kid. My best friend at the time Steve invited me out to Legoland. At the time, it was THE place to go. So his parents drove us there early one day, and we had an amazing time (not going to lie I can't remember much since this was a good 15 years ago). Anyway, forward time a few hours, and we are driving home. The drive was rather long. Particularly long because I [I]really[/I] needed the toilet. "Everything okay back there?" Steve's Mum inquires. "Ummm, I need a wee.." There's a moment of silence. She asks if I am desperate. I say yes. She says that we'll be home in around 15 minutes time. "Okay I can hold it." [I]I really can't hold it.[/I] I look around. We're on the motorway. Steve is asleep. Steve's Dad is asleep. Steve's Mum is driving. Everyone seems to be f.. [I]OH GOD I [U]REALLY[/U] CAN'T HOLD IT..[/I] So I did what any 5 year old boy would do in these situations. The only logical thing to do. I pissed my pants. It's quite strange, having happened a really long time ago, yet I remember that weird yet relaxing sensation so well. Warm. That quickly expanding warmth. The warming sensation quickly turns cold. A cold, wet and horrible realisation.. My dignity was soaking into the car seat. Yet I didn't say anything. And neither did his mum. We arrived at my home, and I remember just bolting for the door. I don't remember looking back at them.. I don't remember ever speaking to Steve again.

When I was four years, the neigbour had a young daughter but we were both too stupid to understand what love was. Girl: [I]I love you Scotty.[/I] Me:[I] I love....[/I] *drumroll* [I][sp]BULLDOZERS[/sp][/I] :D First ruined friendship.

I've posted about three embarrassing situations in this thread so far. There's been so many embarrassing situations in my life. :( Good thing is at least there's more content in this thread! Well this one starts around 3 years ago. After a game of football in the backyard of my friend's house I was all muddy, sweaty and dirty. It rained the night before therefore the ground being soggy. Since this time was around autumn in Korea, the water from the grass doesn't evaporate quickly. So basically, I forgot about my taekwondo class until around 10 minutes before it. I said bye to my friend and since my house is like right next to his, I ran home and took a shower and got dressed into the white taekwondo costume. I looked at my watch naked. There was around 3 minutes left so I had to really rush to wear my clothes. Don't ask me why but I neglected wearing underpants that day. I had three uniforms back then but since my uniform were in the wash still my mum being an idiot, I just grabbed my smaller uniform I use less frequently. I dressed, put on my shoes and ran out. I arrived two minutes late but thank god my taekwondo teacher wasn't there or I would have been punished to do around 100 push ups (Korean teachers being extremely disciplined). So we started off with daily routine. We practiced our punches, our strikes, our normal kicks. After the basic warm-up routine, my teacher told us to do the high fly-kick. This has to be the most embarrassing situation to be in. It was my turn to do the high fly-kick, aiming to kick the small padded cushion we usually hit in Taekwondo. As I kicked I heard something really loud, something like a ripping sound of cloth. One of the most loudest ones too. As soon as everyone heard it, everyone looked at me. Since I'm quite slow in reaction and being aware what the hell went on, my leg remained in the air. Everyone was staring at me. But it wasn't into my eyes, it was somewhere down near my crotch. I followed their eyes and looked down. Fuck, my sausage and its nuts were dangling out of the hole just lying on the white fabric. Girls had their eyes open even wider than before. Boys had their jaws dropped even lower than ever. The teacher's tongue came out. Fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. It wouldn't have been a problem as big as this one if I wore my underpants. TL;DR : The moral of this story is, always wear underpants. Even if you know you're going to be punished.

i had this pretty embarrassing thing happen to me today. well it wasn't really embarrassing for me, but still. my boss is like 32 and she's fairly fit. though, married with kids and whatnot so yeah. but anyway, i came in for work at like 8 in the morning and she wasn't scheduled to come in until like 12. but we were texting about work related stuff and she was sending me info about shit. and then we came to a "thanks for taking care of it [my name here]" sort of end to the conversation. and then at about 10 i get a text from her reading "lying in bed with no clothes on thinking 'bout you, still got time for a quickie ;)" and of course i understand that the text was supposed to be for her husband. but we're close and we tend to joke around with "flirting" sexual stuff (because we both know that [I]nothing[/I] will ever happen and we have the same kind of humour. so i reply "still hard at work (new meaning to the term), trying not to think about you lying there with no clothes on thinking 'bout me" the reply came like 2 seconds later and was "FUCK, THIS IS WHAT I GET WHEN TRYING TO BE SEXY FOR MY HUSBAND. THIS. IS. WHAT. I. GET..." and before i could even reply i got another text: "I just sent [my name here] a text that was supposed to be for you... what do?" and i just replied "get the fuck off your phone :D" then when she came in to work she was in that sort of "yeah i just got some" kind of mood which made it all so much funnier.

This is a good story.

I used the handicap stall once simply out of habit, upon leaving the stall were 2 handicapped people waiting in line. The only other 2 people in the entire bathroom.

not a situation just something that's embarrassing about me in general, I cant laugh, I can only giggle like a girl

I just remembered this one. I play in a blues band and we had regular gigs when I had my old bassist. Now I have a new one, we're teaching everything, yadda-yadda. Anyway, with my old bassist, there was one gig that we played at "The Broken Spoke" which is a 2-step/line dancing club in Austin. Rarely do they have anything that isn't honky tonk dancing music I got a slot there to play with other blues bands. It was 90 minutes for my band on "stage." Beforehand, i had 6 shots, a cigar, and some weed. I went up and we all played our asses off. Near the end I could tell I was pretty fucking tired. I remember barely getting any sleep the night before. It wasn't a problem for my playing, people were all drunk so it was cool. At the end, I said, "Thank you all so kindly for coming out." Turned around, turned off my amp, unplugged my pedals and took a step over to the right. I had boots on, and they're dress boots that are point-tipped. My left foot got caught behind my right foot and I tripped. I tripped right onto my 90 degree angled cord for my guitar. It stabbed me in the stomach and it hurt like a bitch. I started hearing "hahaha he's drunk like me" and everyone started applauding. Horrible end to the night.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37606972]not a situation just something that's embarrassing about me in general, I cant laugh, I can only giggle like a girl[/QUOTE] what please give us samples I'm curious now.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37607081]what please give us samples I'm curious now.[/QUOTE] no

On a hot day not too long ago, my friend and I took to our bikes in order to try and keep fit. In a hurry I grabbed an empty bottle and filled it with water to take with us on this long journey, it did not occur to me at the time just what I had done. Half way up a huge hill on our bikes we were getting tired and at the top we agreed to have a drink, this was a posh neighbourhood that we had decided to stop in. I pulled out the bottle filled with water and started drinking from it when I noticed entire families in their cars slowing down and giving me the most bemused look, some looked disgusted, some looked like they wanted to join in and some were probably telling their kids not to end up like we were, passing a bottle of smirnoff vodka between us at 10:30am. At least 20 cars went by and it was only after we put it away that we realised why we were getting dirty looks.

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;37607307]On a hot day not too long ago, my friend and I took to our bikes in order to try and keep fit. In a hurry I grabbed an empty bottle and filled it with water to take with us on this long journey, it did not occur to me at the time just what I had done. Half way up a huge hill on our bikes we were getting tired and at the top we agreed to have a drink, this was a posh neighbourhood that we had decided to stop in. I pulled out the bottle filled with water and started drinking from it when I noticed entire families in their cars slowing down and giving me the most bemused look, some looked disgusted, some looked like they wanted to join in and some were probably telling their kids not to end up like we were, passing a bottle of smirnoff vodka between us at 10:30am. At least 20 cars went by and it was only after we put it away that we realised why we were getting dirty looks.[/QUOTE] I don't get it. why would you bring vodka. that's just dumb on them

Myself and the boyfriend were having fun doing foreplay and playfighting a few nights ago in his room, and then his mum was next door in her room and shouted "WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING, MOVE THE BED AWAY FROM THE WALL, PLEASE!" Oopsie O.O

About a year ago I was feeling kind of horny so I decided to quickly have a wank, I was sitting at my desk which faces the window and I had completely forgotten to close the curtains, then just as I was about to make the final "Sprint" I suddenly got a cramp in my side so I stood up, I was just about to climax and I'd forgotten to prepare a tissue so I started madly looking for one but ended up jizzing on my window. Right in full view of my 87 year-old neighbor who was coming round to give us the spare key to her house. It's been almost 2 years and I've not seen, nor spoken to her since.

Once during class (we had free time or whatever you call it) our teacher was just walking around in the class room, checking what sort of stuff we were doing. (most people were doing their homework, drawing stuff or did other crap) I was just sitting on my place, staring at the clock, waiting for the class to end. The teacher was standing next to me and was talking to some guy about some stupid crap I didn't really care about and then he made some funny joke. I started laughing and while I was laughing my brain thought it would be a great time to sneeze [I]riiight now[/I], so I sneezed while laughing which caused the whole snot to be all over my face, my shirt and some of it on the table. The teacher then turned around, looked at me, saw the snot, said "Ewww." and asked if someone has a tissue for me. Almost everyone at the class just looked at me with a disgusted face. Someone gave me a tissue and I cleaned most of it off. I just laughed it off and everyone pretty much forgot about it on the next day. Except for the teacher. [B]Grrr.[/B] Probably the only embarrassing thing that happened to me during class. :v: I'm lucky for the most part.

I remember one time when I was a toddler or something, I went outside to be with all of the other kids in my cul-de-sac, who where playing street hockey. I remember I was wearing jeans, and I wanted to show one of them this scab I had on my leg or something, and I couldn't pull up my jeans enough to show them, so I made the best logical conclusion I ever made and decided to pull my pants down. In front of everybody.

One time me and a friend were bored as hell at a birthday sleepover party thing, and this one fat kid was snoring really loudly. We found a roll of duct tape and started seeing how many pieces we could stick on him without him waking up. We had all of his face covered up when he woke up and yelled at us really loudly, he woke up a lot of other people and they were pissed off at us.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37600791]When I was four years, the neigbour had a young daughter but we were both too stupid to understand what love was. Girl: [I]I love you Scotty.[/I] Me:[I] I love....[/I] *drumroll* [I][sp]BULLDOZERS[/sp][/I] :D First ruined friendship.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.allpstrophies.com/trophies/dodge-this--ps3-trophy-28988.jpg[/img] I LOVE YOU TOO SCOTTY