Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Doctor Dave;37659223]A bird pooped on my shorts today. I feel so ashamed.[/QUOTE] I've been shat on, whilst walking down the road with my friend, a seagull let out a giant turd which landed all around us, a shit hit my wrist, and my friend burst out laughing, little did he know that one had hit his new jumper and now it had a giant faece stain going down the front of it.

I've had a bee poop in my mouth before. I was in 3rd grade in recess and I was sitting down under a tree playing with the grass. I let out a big yawn and the most bitter, sour tasting shit plopped into my mouth. It was only a drop too, but it was so fucking foul. I saw the fatass bumblebee that did it fly off too.

[QUOTE=Doctor Dave;37659223]A bird pooped on my shorts today. I feel so ashamed.[/QUOTE] I had a bird poop on my head when I was like 10. Thankfully I was around ten, at my dad's house, and fishing in his backyard.

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;37660020]I've had a bee poop in my mouth before. I was in 3rd grade in recess and I was sitting down under a tree playing with the grass. I let out a big yawn and the most bitter, sour tasting shit plopped into my mouth. It was only a drop too, but it was so fucking foul. I saw the fatass bumblebee that did it fly off too.[/QUOTE] whoa I guess I never thought of it before, but I was actually surprised bugs and insects poop.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;37594629]I was having a good old wank about a week ago at 1 in the morning. Now for whatever reason, my body decides it needs to release this fart NOW or everyone will die. So, like the other times, I try carefully to squeeze it out quietly. The result was a very loud fart, in a generally silent house at 1 in the morning, and it turns out i actually woke my gran up doing it. It was hilarious but I was embarrassed that my fart was loud enough to wake my gran up. Edit: Also a not fart story. I went to London with 2 of my mates in July. It was awesome, I've never been to a city before, and I've never left the North. So London, being in the south and in the middle of the summer, decided to be deceptively warm that day. We went to the Imperial War Museum and the heat caused me to be sick, so I ran to a bin and threw up in it. Then I threw up in it again as 2 pretty good looking girls get out of the lift near me. I was later informed by my friend that I had vomited into a dry recycling bin. We got some cock, drank it and promptly left the museum. It was all laughs and funny afterwards, but it was embarrassing as shit because there was like 20 people on the floor below me hearing me retching and shit. Edit: shit no i mean cock not coke Edit: No oh my God I mean coke. Edit: Well atleast it didn't say grabbed some cock.[/QUOTE] Freudian slip.

[QUOTE=venn178;37660123]I had a bird poop on my head when I was like 10. Thankfully I was around ten, at my dad's house, and fishing in his backyard.[/QUOTE] I told a seagull to fuck off and it responded by taking off and shitting on my head in front of my friends and my crush in school in the morning so I couldn't wash it out all day

[QUOTE=venn178;37659654]I mean absolutely no offense or anything by this, and I'm completely asking for the sake of curiosity: How does a relationship progress so far that you get your dick sucked without ever getting the other person to take their pants off?[/QUOTE] Blowjob comes before actual sex, and we broke up in between. [editline]14th September 2012[/editline] Also what the fuck is up with these Artistic ratings ? I can understand Optimistic for gay stuff, but I don't get Artistic.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37660837]Blowjob comes before actual sex, and we broke up in between. [editline]14th September 2012[/editline] Also what the fuck is up with these Artistic ratings ? I can understand Optimistic for gay stuff, but I don't get Artistic.[/QUOTE] Well obviously a blowjob comes before sex, but I'd think you'd have at least gotten the pants off first.

[QUOTE=venn178;37660877]Well obviously a blowjob comes before sex, but I'd think you'd have at least gotten the pants off first.[/QUOTE] Well, I didn't. Maybe I should have. I would have known earlier.

[QUOTE=venn178;37660877]Well obviously a blowjob comes before sex, but I'd think you'd have at least gotten the pants off first.[/QUOTE] Yeah usually as you kind of get through first, second, third base etc usually both people are involved.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;37660934]Yeah usually as you kind of get through first, second, third base etc usually both people are involved.[/QUOTE] Okay good, I'm not the weird one here. [editline]14th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Maruhai;37660883]Well, I didn't. Maybe I should have. I would have known earlier.[/QUOTE] Now I have to ask for a picture. I just need to know how convincing this trap was.

more of an embarrasing situation for the guy, not me: so i sit with a group of lower year students behind me, they are like the "nerdy" group in school. as i'm sat, one of the more popular kids comes up and shoves a usb in one of the nerdy kids laptop, saying that he had gotten a virus on his computer or some shit, so the nerdy guy pulls the usb out, calmly closes his laptop and stands up, before taking a deep breath [B][I]YOU ARE SUCH A BAKA[/I][/B] like the anime "you are such a baka" thing. the guy just walks away, leaving is usb and pride behind. i'm not sure who was more embarrassed, because this guy's nickname is "baka" now :v:

Yet another Black Mesa Source soundtrack story! I was talking VERY quietly to some chick while listening to the BMS soundtrack ( using headphones and a MP3 ) and then she suddenly says in the quietest voice "I watch my little pony" "What" "I watch my little pony!" in a hissy voice "Sorry what" at this point I take my side of the headphones off and push my ear close to her face ( I don't even renember why I did that. ) "I WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!" Then I jump back, headphone in hand, and fall on the floor. Atleast 20 people heard us, and to add to the embarassment and general spaghetti ( both for her and me ) she fell ontop of me when she tried to not have her ear ripped off And the headphone cable also slipped itself off, so Questionable Ethics started playing again, loud as fuck because my mp3 decided to have a secret builtin speaker while I took atleast 2 loops trying to get the fuck back up while some chick was on top of me and I tried not to bash the fuck out of her In the end, we both got up and I ran towards the direction of the boy's bathroom, grabbing her with my hand so she could tell me what she said because all I heard was this loud ass shout and the word "pony" when she yelled into my ear

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;37660217]whoa I guess I never thought of it before, but I was actually surprised bugs and insects poop.[/QUOTE] yeah, if you ever see those annoying little crusty off-yellow droplets on your car, that's bee poop.

I was showing off some lizard I caught at a camp to my lady friend back in grade school and it shat all over her arm as she was playing with it. She laughed it off surprisingly, but it was still somewhat embarrassing. Had the little guy for nearly over a year before he unfortunately passed away. I remember crying like a bitch the following day during school. That was pretty hard to explain.

This was my first real "oh fuck me" moment in high school (this year as a senior) In physics Playing with CBR (calculator based rangers, like in Gmod) have to match these graphs After we deem ourselves 'good' at them we have to find the teacher to give us another new, and harder, graph to match. My group, and myself, are aces at this shit so I go and find my teacher.... who happens to look like a high school student, dresses as one, and acts like one (for the most-part. She's pretty cool). So I walk out into the hall where some other groups are and come up behind this person that I thought was her. I told her that we were ready for our new graph. It wasnt her. It was another girl that looks like her (and is super hot). She starts saying shit like "omg did that just happen" I start spilling spaghetti until some other friends came to my rescue and said that she did look like the teacher from the back. Same height, same hair. I walk back into the classroom. Didnt say another word for the rest of class

[QUOTE=areolop;37676157]This was my first real "oh fuck me" moment in high school (this year as a senior) In physics Playing with CBR (calculator based rangers, like in Gmod) have to match these graphs After we deem ourselves 'good' at them we have to find the teacher to give us another new, and harder, graph to match. My group, and myself, are aces at this shit so I go and find my teacher.... who happens to look like a high school student, dresses as one, and acts like one (for the most-part. She's pretty cool). So I walk out into the hall where some other groups are and come up behind this person that I thought was her. I told her that we were ready for our new graph. It wasnt her. It was another girl that looks like her (and is super hot). She starts saying shit like "omg did that just happen" I start spilling spaghetti until some other friends came to my rescue and said that she did look like the teacher from the back. Same height, same hair. I walk back into the classroom. Didnt say another word for the rest of class[/QUOTE] Best pickup line 2012

Yesterday, before my football game, my coach and I were walking to the locker room and a guy with bagpipes passed us. My coach said, "Cool, we have bagpipes now!?". Turns out the bagpipes were for someone's funeral.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;37685475]Best pickup line 2012[/QUOTE] :|

In my first year of high school (yet another first year story), I decided to play a trick on one of my friends. I decided to put my hands on her shoulders and propell myself into the air like some sort of ice dancer. I went over behind and her and the trick went well. She turns around. It's not my friend. She screams and slaps me round the face. Infront of about 50-70 people...

[QUOTE=Femedic;37645477]I laugh like the spy, snort and all. this often causes people to laugh at my laugh.[/QUOTE] i wheeze when i laugh a lot

[QUOTE=areolop;37676157]This was my first real "oh fuck me" moment in high school (this year as a senior) In physics Playing with CBR (calculator based rangers, like in Gmod) have to match these graphs After we deem ourselves 'good' at them we have to find the teacher to give us another new, and harder, graph to match. My group, and myself, are aces at this shit so I go and find my teacher.... who happens to look like a high school student, dresses as one, and acts like one (for the most-part. She's pretty cool). So I walk out into the hall where some other groups are and come up behind this person that I thought was her. I told her that we were ready for our new graph. It wasnt her. It was another girl that looks like her (and is super hot). She starts saying shit like "omg did that just happen" I start spilling spaghetti until some other friends came to my rescue and said that she did look like the teacher from the back. Same height, same hair. I walk back into the classroom. Didnt say another word for the rest of class[/QUOTE] I probably have very little common sense, but I am curious as to why this is so bad. Its getting a lot of hearts is why i'm curious.

[QUOTE=supersoldier58;37690745]I probably have very little common sense, but I am curious as to why this is so bad. Its getting a lot of hearts is why i'm curious.[/QUOTE] [quote] and is super hot spaghetti [/quote]

[QUOTE=supersoldier58;37690745]I probably have very little common sense, but I am curious as to why this is so bad. Its getting a lot of hearts is why i'm curious.[/QUOTE] because people on FP are awkward as fuck and have no social skills whatsoever. So, even a situation wherein someone on FP makes a simple misjudgment which could have even led to conversation or friendship with aforementioned hot girl, they blow it and start spilling spaghetti as awkwardly as possible.

[QUOTE=zzzz;37690834]because people on FP are awkward as fuck and have no social skills whatsoever. So, even a situation wherein someone on FP makes a simple misjudgment which could have even led to conversation or friendship with aforementioned hot girl, they blow it and start spilling spaghetti as awkwardly as possible.[/QUOTE] Im not socially awkward.. the situation was awkward. I just called a 17 y/o hottie a teacher. I know her but still.... god damnit that was embarrassing

[QUOTE=areolop;37690875]Im not socially awkward.. the situation was awkward. I just called a 17 y/o hottie a teacher. I know her but still.... god damnit that was embarrassing[/QUOTE] it shouldn't have been that awkward, really.

[QUOTE=zzzz;37691055]it shouldn't have been that awkward, really.[/QUOTE] it really would be though, like youre not understanding

[QUOTE=zzzz;37691055]it shouldn't have been that awkward, really.[/QUOTE] Being surrounded by your peers and then calling some girl the teacher.

Calling her teacher is only awkward depending on what you do afterwards. If you joke it away/cut it short it isn't awkward. If you go "oh sorry you just looked like her from behind... NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY I MEAN i dont want to rape you or anything" then yeah.

I usually avoid getting embarassed at school by passing it off as intentional or a joke.