Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

A fart story. Doing P.E in like my last year of High School and it was cross country (Where you run through some woods or some shit like that) I go a bit too fast and trip over a log and fall on this really hot girl. She gets covered in mud. Imagine it like Her face down in mud and me with my head between her shoulders on top. I start getting up while she is lying there a bit in shock evidently, I planned on helping her when I got up. Of course though, the fall must of shook some ancient old fart loose deep in the bowels of my body (He he see what I did there he he). I get about halfway up. A fucking methane powered pistol went off in my ass. Lucky I didnt shit myself. She didn't hurt herself though, and we went out for a while afterwards so it was good! Tl;dr Massive fart over some really hot girl. She was also coated in mud, which made it fucking terrible.

I ran up the stairs and proper slammed my big toe into the top step. Fortune just cockslapped me and the big toe just shouldn't be getting caught on anything considering it's location. If I had a fortune cookie and I opened it, it would just say "Go fuck yourself".

Just chilling, running around the playground at the tender age of 5. Waheyy look at me I'm a plane, I'm a dog, I'm a spy... hahah- oh I've shit myself. The HARDEST log imaginable is stalagtiting out of my arse. I went and laid down under the nearest tree and cried.

It was the second day of highschool for me. My parents drop me off right before the bell is about to ring and I have to get up to the third floor. I run up the stairs and not knowing, I take stop at the second floor and head into the hallway. I walk fast. (minor detail, I noticed in highschool people dont care if they are late. Most calmly walk to their classes, making the hallways still filled up a bit.) I walk close to the lockers and remember that my class is just up ahead taking a heavy right into the next open space. I come up to it and when I see, there is no door there. I stare at the wall up and down for a good minute or so being scared as hell that my class had disappeared. I turn around calmly with people staring and laughing at what I was doing. A girl asked if I was lost, I put my head down and walk out, go to the balcony and it was until then I realized I was on the second floor. I arrived late and the teacher asked why. I just shook my head and sat down still a bit embarrassed at what happened.

[QUOTE=Krusher;37779125]It was the second day of highschool for me. My parents drop me off right before the bell is about to ring and I have to get up to the third floor. I run up the stairs and not knowing, I take stop at the second floor and head into the hallway. I walk fast. (minor detail, I noticed in highschool people dont care if they are late. Most calmly walk to their classes, making the hallways still filled up a bit.) I walk close to the lockers and remember that my class is just up ahead taking a heavy right into the next open space. I come up to it and when I see, there is no door there. I stare at the wall up and down for a good minute or so being scared as hell that my class had disappeared. I turn around calmly with people staring and laughing at what I was doing. A girl asked if I was lost, I put my head down and walk out, go to the balcony and it was until then I realized I was on the second floor. I arrived late and the teacher asked why. I just shook my head and sat down still a bit embarrassed at what happened.[/QUOTE] I kind of know what that feels like. My freshman year, I didn't quite understand how to read the class schedule I had gotten. Every class I had signed up for was listed, but some classes were only a Quarter/Semester/Full Year long, and that information is denoted in a column off to the right of each listed class with a "Q#/Sem1-2". So, I'm doing pretty good with finding all of my classes the first day of high school. 3rd hour rolled around, which, when I looked at my schedule, was Web Page Design. So naturally, I went straight to that classroom and took a seat. The teacher came in (who wasn't actually the real teacher, for reasons unknown, the real teacher wasn't at the school during this particular hour of the day) and started taking roll call. However, my name was not called. Instead of standing up and leaving, I decided to stay there because I'm fucking retarded. So, I went through the entire hour doing the day 1 in-class assignments and went to my next class. Come 5th hour, I looked at my schedule and it said "Government", so I went to that class. I walked in, took a seat, and the teacher asked everyone to stand up and go to the front of the room to take roll. (She was one of those teachers who made Seating Charts.) My name was not called, and I was just standing there, everybody was looking at me, and the teacher was like "Well haloguy, you're in the wrong class." So I just kind of went "AWW FUCK" in my mind and I booked it to Web Page Design. When I showed up there, the real teacher was there this time, and I explained to her that I read my schedule wrong. On the upside, I already knew how to solve the brain-teasers she handed out because I did them earlier that day. But, fuck guys, that was so embarrassing. Everybody was looking at me like "WOW WHAT A DUMBASS" or "GOD DAMN FRESHMAN".

[QUOTE=haloguy234;37780201]I kind of know what that feels like. My freshman year, I didn't quite understand how to read the class schedule I had gotten. Every class I had signed up for was listed, but some classes were only a Quarter/Semester/Full Year long, and that information is denoted in a column off to the right of each listed class with a "Q#/Sem1-2". So, I'm doing pretty good with finding all of my classes the first day of high school. 3rd hour rolled around, which, when I looked at my schedule, was Web Page Design. So naturally, I went straight to that classroom and took a seat. The teacher came in (who wasn't actually the real teacher, for reasons unknown, the real teacher wasn't at the school during this particular hour of the day) and started taking roll call. However, my name was not called. Instead of standing up and leaving, I decided to stay there because I'm fucking retarded. So, I went through the entire hour doing the day 1 in-class assignments and went to my next class. Come 5th hour, I looked at my schedule and it said "Government", so I went to that class. I walked in, took a seat, and the teacher asked everyone to stand up and go to the front of the room to take roll. (She was one of those teachers who made Seating Charts.) My name was not called, and I was just standing there, everybody was looking at me, and the teacher was like "Well haloguy, you're in the wrong class." So I just kind of went "AWW FUCK" in my mind and I booked it to Web Page Design. When I showed up there, the real teacher was there this time, and I explained to her that I read my schedule wrong. On the upside, I already knew how to solve the brain-teasers she handed out because I did them earlier that day. But, fuck guys, that was so embarrassing. Everybody was looking at me like "WOW WHAT A DUMBASS" or "GOD DAMN FRESHMAN".[/QUOTE] In reality, none of them were thinking that. That happens to a plethora of people.

Yeah, I know. But at the time it's what was going through my mind.

My eighth grade band teacher has a really bad temper. He would be all happy one moment and the next he would quiet the whole class with his lecture on how terribly loud of a class we are and how he had 600 students or so and stuff like that. We all still liked and respected him though; he was kind of a cool nerd. But I digress. The class had just started and I was talking to some friends, as were other people. I forgot what we were even talking about, but eventually we started talking somewhat about his temper. You know those weird moments where the entire class gets really quiet for a second for no reason, and then everyone's like "what the heck it just got so quiet all of a sudden haha"? Well one of those moments just had to happen right when I said "oh I thought Mr. DeGraw was bipolar". Everyone laughed including the teacher so it wasn't that bad (you know, compared to saying nothing), but it was still kinda embarrassing. I didn't exactly get a nickname, but the teacher made some references to that moment throughout the year. also sorry for bad formatting, I'm on an iPod right now.

[QUOTE=Krusher;37779125]It was the second day of highschool for me. My parents drop me off right before the bell is about to ring and I have to get up to the third floor. I run up the stairs and not knowing, I take stop at the second floor and head into the hallway. I walk fast. (minor detail, I noticed in highschool people dont care if they are late. Most calmly walk to their classes, making the hallways still filled up a bit.) I walk close to the lockers and remember that my class is just up ahead taking a heavy right into the next open space. I come up to it and when I see, there is no door there. I stare at the wall up and down for a good minute or so being scared as hell that my class had disappeared. I turn around calmly with people staring and laughing at what I was doing. A girl asked if I was lost, I put my head down and walk out, go to the balcony and it was until then I realized I was on the second floor. I arrived late and the teacher asked why. I just shook my head and sat down still a bit embarrassed at what happened.[/QUOTE] My mom and sisters had a habit of randomly moving the furniture around in my room and in general. I had several "Where the shit am I?" -moments when I walked into my room, tired after school and threw my bag into my PC monitor instead of the bed.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;37781370]My mom and sisters had a habit of randomly moving the furniture around in my room and in general. I had several "Where the shit am I?" -moments when I walked into my room, tired after school and threw my bag into my PC monitor instead of the bed.[/QUOTE] Well, thats not as bad as the time i came home from school to discover my brothers had turned all my stuff upside down. Like, everything.

This happened over the weekend. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with our router and why it's acting up, I try searching it up in my phone, but for some reason, I cannot connect to the internet over that either. So I go ask my mother if I can borrow her phone because I needed to use it for searching up info about our router, and she says yes. I pick it up from a table in the living room and go to the internet browser, and the first thing I see is a google search for "Blood in ejaculation?" At about that moment my mother comes rushing back with a look of horror on her face while she's saying "Uh...one momen-...oh...sorry." Reminded me of a time when I was using my uncle's computer back when I was starting middle school, searching up stuff while he was away, and the second I put in "s" I got history results for "sex positions", "sex position doggy...", etc. It scared me shitless as a kid who had barely seen any porn or anything and had been taught to avoid sex like the plague.

[QUOTE=WheelyBins;37781624]Reminded me of a time when I was using my uncle's computer back when I was starting middle school, searching up stuff while he was away, and the second I put in "s" I got history results for "sex positions", "sex position doggy...", etc. It scared me shitless as a kid who had barely seen any pron or anything and had been taught to avoid sex like the plague.[/QUOTE] i've got an uncle who's been to jail constantly who i've constantly heard insane stories about my whole life, like how he was in jail because he ran someone over and killed him while he was on his way to a drug deal. i met him for the first time a couple years ago when i was visiting my grandmother (who he's now living with, while unemployed, even though he's in his 40s) and he was incredibly unsettling to talk to or even be around. an hour or two later my mom calls me upstairs because she found out that he's been looking at porn on my grandmother's computer. oh, and he has a girlfriend from australia or something who he probably met on a dating site. and he uses my grandma's email for correspondence.

*In the car with my parents and along with my grandparents from my dad's side. "Random bullshit, blah blah," "So dad, when am I going to meet Auntie (name) parents?" My dumb ass forgot that my Auntie was my dad's older sister. I pulled the same shit off with my dad's brother a few years ago. I'm such a fucking idiot.

I'm chatting on IM with the girl I like etc etc, And my keyboard fucks up so bad it pastes what I copied, Which is [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-fappery.gif[/img] I just closed my laptop and went to lie down on the couch. Oh God... [editline]24th September 2012[/editline] It was 5 minutes ago too.

You mean fap as in porn link or the emote?

The emoticon. I have no clue if she knows what it means, But I am still embarrassed as shit.

It's not that bad. I though you linked her some kind of kinky fetish you get off to or something like that.

would've been way worse if it was a porn link

Her sis knows pretty much everything about this shit (:v:) so I'll still end up a little creepy.

Playing Super Smash Bros with my brother and his girl friend. Went to the settings and not thinking I ask "want to give her a handicap?" she's lost every game badly. I realized the dickish thing I said after she gave me the finger, but I was being serious.

I just came from a acting thingy thing. I am the only boy there. While walking back with 6 girls, I was the only one who didn't fit on the road at that moment so I walked a few steps ahead from them. Suddenly I hear, Look at his ass, he looks like I girl. Just look at his butt, it goes up and down like a girls one. damn.

[QUOTE=Warlord_1011;37772011]i was in it for 5 years, and despite my fuck ups i became a cadet sgt major, lead the drill team to finally win in my last year. I also represented Kent at Bisley for the shooting, perhaps the two things i didnt fuck up[/QUOTE] was that this year? because I went to bisley with the Canadian cadets for the national rifle team this summer :v:

[QUOTE=tratzzz;37783912]I just came from a acting thingy thing. I am the only boy there. While walking back with 6 girls, I was the only one who didn't fit on the road at that moment so I walked a few steps ahead from them. Suddenly I hear, Look at his ass, he looks like I girl. Just look at his butt, it goes up and down like a girls one. damn.[/QUOTE] hey man think of it this way at least you have a nice ass, right?

I once sent my best female friend a link to the wikipedia page on Vaginas. It had an accompanying note saying 'o.o is wikipedia allowed to put this shit on?'. I was trying to send it to my other friend but my hand slipped and clicked her instead. She just said 'O.o'. She is still my friend though :dance:

Just fucking happened today. Rushing for french class, then this tall and hot Caucasian chick wearing this fucking short skirt was on the escalator. I fucking happened to fall right behind her. And then she turned around. Fuck. And I a metal shard went inside my leg.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37750889]Accidentally messaged a girl I was texting "Hey, you wanna take a shit today?" instead of " You wanna do shit today?" needless to say I curled into a fucking ball and sobbed spaghetti[/QUOTE] ....and what did she say? [editline]24th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=tratzzz;37783912]I just came from a acting thingy thing. I am the only boy there. While walking back with 6 girls, I was the only one who didn't fit on the road at that moment so I walked a few steps ahead from them. Suddenly I hear, Look at his ass, he looks like I girl. Just look at his butt, it goes up and down like a girls one. damn.[/QUOTE] Pics?

[QUOTE=tratzzz;37783912]I just came from a acting thingy thing. I am the only boy there. While walking back with 6 girls, I was the only one who didn't fit on the road at that moment so I walked a few steps ahead from them. Suddenly I hear, Look at his ass, he looks like I girl. Just look at his butt, it goes up and down like a girls one. damn.[/QUOTE] Should have turned around and said "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."

Well it has happened to me with them a few times before. I just laugh it off and don't care after a few minutes :v:

[QUOTE=tratzzz;37785746]Well it has happened to me with them a few times before. I just laugh it off and don't care after a few minutes :v:[/QUOTE] Requesting pics of that ass.

[QUOTE=DevilX;37786125]Requesting pics of that ass.[/QUOTE] I am underage :c