Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Idzo;37833261]I think her cleavage was showing. So that must be it.[/QUOTE] Doesn't make it less creepy.

[QUOTE=Idzo;37833261]I think her cleavage was showing. So that must be it.[/QUOTE] not creepy at all

end of middle school, history class, talking with a friend as the hot foreign substitute teacher is walking around passing out papers doing some obnoxious italian style hand gesturing when i suddenly feel my hand get enveloped by something and a small "oop" of surprise; lo and behold, my cupped hand had sank I swear a foot deep into the lady's enormous plush ass like it was on a mission to mars i remember someone requested to shake that hand afterwards

all these sleeping in class stories reminded me that I once fell sasleep during geography or religion class in 8th grade. when my teacher noticed me my friend shoved his elbow into my ribs to wake me up. the whole classroom looked at me when I suddenly stood up and made my chair tip over while I screamed.

I once yelled "I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP", I got sent to the office and nobody laughed.

( i' mwriting with a bandaid on my finger so teh spelling might be horrible ) Yesterday I was talking to the same friend I told you guys about with the MLP accident. We were discussing this assignment, both of us half-assedly saying "we got to do X and Y" and I just nodded, saying "yeah" At some point during recess, she asked me if I'd like to come over to her house to watch a movie. While she asked me, I was putting on my headphones in order to listen to music, and ( since it's spanish ) I thought she said "do you want to come over to my house and touch my ass" I took my headphones off and said in the same half-assed tone if she wanted me to touch her ass. The class had went quiet because people were chatting over Facebook and stuff in order to not bother the teacher with her papers ( she liked the sound of keyboard tap tapping rather than hushed whispering ) Everybody heard She blushed I sat there, just staring at her. She repeated herself and somebody on the other end of the class started laughing The embarassment hit me a couple seconds later because I was very tired and had forgot to bought some Speed to wake myself up that day.

[QUOTE=marcosppp;37834665]I once yelled "I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP", I got sent to the office and nobody laughed.[/QUOTE] you're weird and i understand why people dont like you [editline]28th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=007JamesBond007;37784303]I once sent my best female friend a link to the wikipedia page on Vaginas. It had an accompanying note saying 'o.o is wikipedia allowed to put this shit on?'. I was trying to send it to my other friend but my hand slipped and clicked her instead. She just said 'O.o'. She is still my friend though :dance:[/QUOTE] you too

I remembered some more: I was asked to review the build process on the production line at work, then printed off the draft version of the document instead of the final. It included phrases such as "so and so has consistently poor build times, appears tob e an operator skill/experience level issue" low and behold someone from the shop floor picked it up and i was humilated. Also i once offered a piggy back to a freind, when i went to squat down to pick them up they burst out laughing because i squated down awkwardly

[QUOTE=yazrak;37834952]( i' mwriting with a bandaid on my finger so teh spelling might be horrible ) Yesterday I was talking to the same friend I told you guys about with the MLP accident. We were discussing this assignment, both of us half-assedly saying "we got to do X and Y" and I just nodded, saying "yeah" At some point during recess, she asked me if I'd like to come over to her house to watch a movie. While she asked me, I was putting on my headphones in order to listen to music, and ( since it's spanish ) I thought she said "do you want to come over to my house and touch my ass" I took my headphones off and said in the same half-assed tone if she wanted me to touch her ass. The class had went quiet because people were chatting over Facebook and stuff in order to not bother the teacher with her papers ( she liked the sound of keyboard tap tapping rather than hushed whispering ) Everybody heard She blushed I sat there, just staring at her. She repeated herself and somebody on the other end of the class started laughing The embarassment hit me a couple seconds later because I was very tired and had forgot to bought some Speed to wake myself up that day.[/QUOTE] tap that shit homeboy

yesterday I was taking a test in fourth block when I had to poop so I went to the bathroom. I'm in a specialized school where you have to apply and all that so there aren't too many stupid kids, so I usually sit on the seat without laying paper down on the sides. When I went to sit down I felt something cold touch my left buttcheek after I had already started pissing so I just lifted up that cheek and reached for the toilet paper. Apparently I arced my piss just perfect to where it went out of the toilet and into my right pant leg which was around my ankle, and I didn't notice until I felt it hit my leg, but it was already too late had to take the rest of the test in soggy peepants, thank god they were black at least

I was doing my exam and the paper that time was really easy so I finished early. Those who finish early weren't allowed to leave the class because we might disturb the other classes. Looking at the clock, I have an hour left so I decided to go to sleep. When I woke up, everyone was laughing at me and the invigilator teacher screamed "He's finally awake!". Apparently, the invigilator had been screaming next to me trying to wake me up five minutes before I actually woke up.

Sadly, I remember this. This is the mother of all embarassing situations. 2nd year of highschool, I was rushing to get out of the house because I was late. I didnt put any underwear on. I run to school and forget I haven't got any underwear on. In 2nd period I ask the person next to me 'What we got next?' he says we have P.E. At the time I was like 'Cool'. I go to PE with everyone else. Forget my bag. Oh god. Run to locker and get bag. Start getting changed in changing rooms. Look down. 'oh SHIT' I said. Luckily I was the last person in there. I quickly shove my shorts on and walk into the P.E Hall. I walk into the girls hall by accident. Of course. Dick slips out of small, loose shorts. Every girl sees it. Oh god. Now when I think about it, all my past stories have been PE ones. That says alot.

I really don't understand how you guys forget to put underwear on so much. I don't think I would ever forget to put on underwear.

You can't just [I]forget[/I] to put on underwear. How do you not notice you're not wearing any underwear unless you did it on purpose?

I am a naturally forgetful person. I once forgot my best friends name once. Awkward.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37845898]how do you not know what your next period class is?[/QUOTE] You forget?

[QUOTE=PortalGod;37837934]yesterday I was taking a test in fourth block when I had to poop so I went to the bathroom. I'm in a specialized school where you have to apply and all that so there aren't too many stupid kids, so I usually sit on the seat without laying paper down on the sides. When I went to sit down I felt something cold touch my left buttcheek after I had already started pissing so I just lifted up that cheek and reached for the toilet paper. Apparently I arced my piss just perfect to where it went out of the toilet and into my right pant leg which was around my ankle, and I didn't notice until I felt it hit my leg, but it was already too late had to take the rest of the test in soggy peepants, thank god they were black at least[/QUOTE] do you live in VA by any chance? sorry, just found it coincidental. I go to a public school that you have to apply to and there are only 4 blocks in a day, and i take most of my tests in 4th block.

Went outside, called some girls, they were with some other girl. She asked me if I am a boy or a girl. Damn. I have a deep-ish voice, short hair and a gross face. Well, I mean I was wearing a hoodie but god damnit. I don't even have boobs! It didn't help that the other girls were telling her that my name was Hendrina, Hendra, Henrine instead of Henri. damn. Oh well, it ain't the first time I am mistaken for a girl.

When I was really little and a massive know-it-all, my sister wanted to teach me a lesson so when I was being a jackass she asked me, "Well, did you know [i]all[/i] purple flowers are poisonous?" and I quickly said "Of course I do" was nearly 10 years ago and I'm only now living that one down from my family

[QUOTE=stupidass;37846094]do you live in VA by any chance? sorry, just found it coincidental. I go to a public school that you have to apply to and there are only 4 blocks in a day, and i take most of my tests in 4th block.[/QUOTE] nope, I live in SC

Big game of the year dog. getting ready. shoulder pads tight. down. block. let's do this shit DOG. Let's get out THERE AND WIN *First play of game, other teams curious knee reaches testicles, I lay on ground writhing in pain.* Coach: Get someone out there! Number 4: Yo, man, what's wrong? Look at me. Number 67 (Me, half puking): My. fucking. nutsicles. Number 90: Coach! His nuts aren't in good shape! He's injured! Coach: Yes, someone help him up, get the cart for Testicle Tech out there! Entire group of attractive women attending game laughs loud enough for me to hear feel like crying :( [editline]29th September 2012[/editline] ended up getting balls MRI for spermatic cord, forced to walk like person with boner for one week

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In history class back in Junior year, near the end of the year on a day when we were taking a long exam, I put my head down on my desk so I could rest while everyone else finished up their work in silence. For some reason I began daydreaming that I was playing tennis, and as I was slowly fading into sleep, I began to loose sense of reality. In an instant in my daydream where I dived forward to try to hit a tennis ball as it was approaching me, I woke up and lurched forward against my desk, my arms shooting out towards the person sitting in front of me as my chair screeched forward. I realized what happened in that split second and tried to play it off by stretching my arms above my head and scooted my chair back while half the class stared at me for a few awkward moments. The guy sitting in front of me didn't notice I lurched out at him like a zombie though, so whatever.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;37850808]Big game of the year dog. getting ready. shoulder pads tight. down. block. let's do this shit DOG. Let's get out THERE AND WIN *First play of game, other teams curious knee reaches testicles, I lay on ground writhing in pain.* Coach: Get someone out there! Number 4: Yo, man, what's wrong? Look at me. Number 67 (Me, half puking): My. fucking. nutsicles. Number 90: Coach! His nuts aren't in good shape! He's injured! Coach: Yes, someone help him up, get the cart for Testicle Tech out there! Entire group of attractive women attending game laughs loud enough for me to hear feel like crying :( [editline]29th September 2012[/editline] ended up getting balls MRI for spermatic cord, forced to walk like person with boner for one week[/QUOTE] How the fuck can women be so cruel.

[QUOTE=WheelyBins;37852523]In history class back in Junior year, near the end of the year on a day when we were taking a long exam, I put my head down on my desk so I could rest while everyone else finished up their work in silence. For some reason I began daydreaming that I was playing tennis, and as I was slowly fading into sleep, I began to loose sense of reality. In an instant in my daydream where I dived forward to try to hit a tennis ball as it was approaching me, I woke up and lurched forward against my desk, my arms shooting out towards the person sitting in front of me as my chair screeched forward. I realized what happened in that split second and tried to play it off by stretching my arms above my head and scooted my chair back while half the class stared at me for a few awkward moments. The guy sitting in front of me didn't notice I lurched out at him like a zombie though, so whatever.[/QUOTE] Had the exact same thing. I had just finished with an exam for history and everyone else was slogging through it, so I took a little nap. There's a traintrack pretty close to the school, and I had a dream where I was walking down the tracks. Heard a train horn, turned around, and saw a train speeding at me. Woke up instantly, arms flailing, clearing my desk of everything I had and sending it to the floor. In that moment, my brain processed [i]everything[/i] and its results, and so I decided to instantly slam my head back down and pretend to be sleeping. Worked like a champ, and I played it off after the exam finished.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;37850808]Big game of the year dog. getting ready. shoulder pads tight. down. block. let's do this shit DOG. Let's get out THERE AND WIN *First play of game, other teams curious knee reaches testicles, I lay on ground writhing in pain.* Coach: Get someone out there! Number 4: Yo, man, what's wrong? Look at me. Number 67 (Me, half puking): My. fucking. nutsicles. Number 90: Coach! His nuts aren't in good shape! He's injured! Coach: Yes, someone help him up, get the cart for Testicle Tech out there! Entire group of attractive women attending game laughs loud enough for me to hear feel like crying :( [editline]29th September 2012[/editline] ended up getting balls MRI for spermatic cord, forced to walk like person with boner for one week[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]nutsicles[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-raise.gif[/IMG]

Happened in like my first year of primary school. Did not know what to do when we got changed for PE (yes another, god I suck at it) so I pulled all my clothes off, stood on a table and asked the teacher what to do. I didn't remember. My teacher told me. I hate her for telling me now.

I came home once and we have a lockbox next to the door with a key inside it, so that we don't lose the key when we're out, and I totally blanked and forgot the password, so I guessed and guessed and then I started needing a piss so I walked away from the door, and just starting having a piss inside the flower border (s'all natural) and as I'm just stood pissing I look up and see my neighbour across the road looking a me, and just staring at me, so I just awkwardly looked down and kept pissing, it didn't help that it was night time and all you could hear was phthptpphptphtphpthpthpthptph of piss hitting mud awkward

going down this sorta corridor that's outside, with classrooms on the left and a sorta courtyard on the right. The corridor is lined with pillars on the right, walking along, step on something, hear a crack, look down to see it, hit top of head right on the corner of a pillar. None of my friends are in the class I'm on my way to, surrounded by people I know, but not friends with. fuck my life, hope no one saw Evolution's Finest

Once my sister tricked me into peeing into a display toilet at Home Depot... I was fucking ten though.