Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;37853007]Had the exact same thing. I had just finished with an exam for history and everyone else was slogging through it, so I took a little nap. There's a traintrack pretty close to the school, and I had a dream where I was walking down the tracks. Heard a train horn, turned around, and saw a train speeding at me. Woke up instantly, arms flailing, clearing my desk of everything I had and sending it to the floor. In that moment, my brain processed [i]everything[/i] and its results, and so I decided to instantly slam my head back down and pretend to be sleeping. Worked like a champ, and I played it off after the exam finished.[/QUOTE] When I daydreamed (mostly during English-exams, because it took me 10 minutes to finish and we HAD TO sit there for the entire 75 minutes a normal class would take) and the dream I was having included me in a startling situation, like falling off a cliff, I would wake up with a MASSIVE spaz of my entire body, freaking everybody out. :v:

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;37859721]When I daydreamed (mostly during English-exams, because it took me 10 minutes to finish and we HAD TO sit there for the entire 75 minutes a normal class would take) and the dream I was having included me in a startling situation, like falling off a cliff, I would wake up with a MASSIVE spaz of my entire body, freaking everybody out. :v:[/QUOTE]i always do that, i'm like "boy i hope nobody saw that" one time it was so bad that i grunted in terror and started coughing just to play it off

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37834078]all these sleeping in class stories reminded me that I once fell sasleep during geography or religion class in 8th grade. when my teacher noticed me my friend shoved his elbow into my ribs to wake me up. the whole classroom looked at me when I suddenly stood up and made my chair tip over while I screamed.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who fell asleep while we were watching a video on 9/11.

I had the same thing happen to me when I was asleep at school, I dunno what the dream was, but I woke up jumping to the side of my chair and falling out

About four months ago I was dealing with family issues and got barely any sleep at night. I fell asleep during a presentation on the Holocaust and slavery in front of the whole school. I still feel terrible.

During my primary/secondary days I would be free during language classes because I have to attend mine on Saturdays. So I often just do my own work in class or find some place to sit down at. Anyway, when I was 8, I really needed to pee but the teacher got all the kids to sit down at the front, and he was sitting in the center telling a story or something. So naturally, I decided to hold it in until I found a good opportunity to ask (although I’m not exactly sure if that was my train of thought back then). I have no idea what I was thinking, but I ended up just peeing all over the floor. I didn’t do it in my pants, I think I actually peed all over the floor. I faintly remember how relieved I was for that brief moment, only for it to be replaced by the realization that I was pretty much screwed. Now I was right at the back of the room, everyone else and the teacher were focused on their own thing. I had time. I searched my bag for tissue paper, but I only had old newspaper for art class. I used that to try to clean the pee by just laying it out piece by piece and hoping that it would absorb it quickly enough. A couple of minutes later, the teacher decided to get his students to go back to their seats. That was it, my innocence and naivety was going to be shattered right there and then. I was going to be the laughing stock of the entire school. The girl that sat next to me asked what happened and I told her that I spilled some apple juice but I didn’t have any tissue paper to clean it with. She did, and offered me some and proceeded to aid me in my pee-cleaning mission. The teacher knew nothing of it, and the people around me were relatively calm. I think they genuinely believed that it was apple juice. I find it unbelievable, looking back, that they would actually buy that. Even more so the fact that a poor little girl ended up helping clean my pee .__. I wish I could remember more details. Like where I ended up throwing the tissues and what not, but the harder I dig, the more I realize how much of a creepy kid I was.

My freshman year, I was wearing one of my hoodies because it was freezing in my room. I decided to eat a burrito and some of the stuff on the inside leaked out and dripped on my hoodie. I couldn't find any paper towels (because those fucking things are always in short supply at my house), so I just took some toilet paper to wipe it off. By the time I decided to quit looking for paper towels, enough time had passed for a stain to actually set in my beloved hooded sweatshirt. So I grabbed more toilet paper, got it damp, and scrubbed the stain to make sure it was out. Instead of removing the stain it just turned it white. I wore that hoodie to school for the rest of the year because fuck it, but I never managed to live it down because everybody thought it was a cum stain and they wouldn't believe me when I told them what actually happened.

Talking to my crush. I get to the part where I make her laugh and ask her out. I sneezed spaghetti allover her.

Once, I was browsing Fast Threads, and I accidentally clicked LMAO pics. Now, every time I go to Fast Threads, that [B]1732 NEW POSTS![/B] sign stares me in the face...

Now that I've got almost all the parts for my new computer, I've been expecting my wifi card to come in the mail for FOREVER. Today, as I saw the mail truck drive by, I heard a noticeable "thunk" as he dropped our mail in the mailbox. I immediately ran to that mailbox like no tomorrow, and opened it in anticipation of my wifi card and... The mailbox was filled to the brim with coupon packets. God dammit. And as I was punching the living shit out of that mailbox in frustration, two people walking their dogs managed to walk by with the most interesting look on their faces: the "Who's the mental chick?" look.

[QUOTE=Riller;37873178]Once, I was browsing Fast Threads, and I accidentally clicked LMAO pics. Now, every time I go to Fast Threads, that [B]1732 NEW POSTS![/B] sign stares me in the face...[/QUOTE] Go to the Read page and click Mark Unread, that should do it.

[QUOTE=Metherat;37874365]Now that I've got almost all the parts for my new computer, I've been expecting my wifi card to come in the mail for FOREVER. Today, as I saw the mail truck drive by, I heard a noticeable "thunk" as he dropped our mail in the mailbox. I immediately ran to that mailbox like no tomorrow, and opened it in anticipation of my wifi card and... The mailbox was filled to the brim with coupon packets. God dammit. And as I was punching the living shit out of that mailbox in frustration, two people walking their dogs managed to walk by with the most interesting look on their faces: the "Who's the mental chick?" look.[/QUOTE] I've been in a similar situation of late; Been waiting tirelessly for a package to arrive from the UK, while in the meantime other members of my family have been getting packages. Outrageous!

[QUOTE=stupidass;37846094]do you live in VA by any chance? sorry, just found it coincidental. I go to a public school that you have to apply to and there are only 4 blocks in a day, and i take most of my tests in 4th block.[/QUOTE] I live in va and had to go to a school where you applied.

Three hours ago- I had just bought Terraria and I turn the volume up on my computer but didn't realise my headphones weren't plugged in. I made a chick character and I played for a bit but then got attacked by zombies. My mom is walking past and all she hears is [I]"mhhm, oh!, ohhrr"[/I]. She storms into my room thinking it was the sound from porn. :suicide:

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37881060]Three hours ago- I had just bought Terraria and I turn the volume up on my computer but didn't realise my headphones weren't plugged in. I made a chick character and I played for a bit but then got attacked by zombies. My mom is walking past and all she hears is [I]"mhhm, oh!, ohhrr"[/I]. She storms into my room thinking it was the sound from porn. :suicide:[/QUOTE] i never understood this,but what would she accomplish by storming into your room exactly? it's not like watching porn i bad for you.

[QUOTE=Idzo;37882205]i never understood this,but what would she accomplish by storming into your room exactly? it's not like watching porn i bad for you.[/QUOTE] it makes your penis fall off i leaned that from christian school

While taking a crap at my department's stall I notice someone sitting on the stall next door. I then release this huge fart to make my presence knowledgeable. Guy next door laughs. I laugh.

[QUOTE=titopei;37877266]I live in va and had to go to a school where you applied.[/QUOTE] north virginia or redneck country?

I was telling a joke in class: "Hey,do you wanna know what are two epileptics doing on a phone booth" A boy left the class crying. His brother had a seizure the last month. I felt like shit.

[QUOTE=begotten;37884008]I was telling a joke in class: "Hey,do you wanna know what are two epileptics doing on a phone booth" A boy left the class crying. His brother had a seizure the last month. I felt like shit.[/QUOTE] What was the punchline?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37884332]What was the punchline?[/QUOTE] They were doing the foam party! :D

[QUOTE=begotten;37884449]They were doing the foam party! :D[/QUOTE] wat

[QUOTE=zzzz;37886345]wat[/QUOTE] You will find the answer if you look a few posts up.

[QUOTE=begotten;37884449]They were doing the foam party! :D[/QUOTE] Either I'm missing the point or that would be dyslexics?

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37883948]north virginia or redneck country?[/QUOTE] the hampton roads

When I was in 7th grade, we were taking a test in my history class. I go to turn my test in, turn around, and hurry back to my desk. Instead of calmly walking over my backpack, I attempt to jump over it, but one of my shoes get caught, and I plunge face first into a radiator in the back of the room. Everyone freaked out when they heard my face hit it, and I tried to play it off, but my eyes started to water from the pain. The top left half of my lip was swollen and red for several days. I still feel like an idiot for simply not just walking over it.

While I was waiting for the water in the shower to heat up, I decided I'd shadow box in the nude and ended up slamming my left knee hard into the sink. Probably not the brightest idea considering the size of my bathroom. Left knee hurts like a mofo.

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;37660020]I've had a bee poop in my mouth before. I was in 3rd grade in recess and I was sitting down under a tree playing with the grass. I let out a big yawn and the most bitter, sour tasting shit plopped into my mouth. It was only a drop too, but it was so fucking foul. I saw the fatass bumblebee that did it fly off too.[/QUOTE] [url]http://what-if.xkcd.com/11/[/url] [editline]3rd October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Idzo;37882205]i never understood this,but what would she accomplish by storming into your room exactly? it's not like watching porn i bad for you.[/QUOTE] Way back when I had my first computer (shared it with my sister), maybe ten years ago, my sister had some song lyrics favorited. Some months later, she loaded the link again. The domain had expired or something, and was one of those generic ad sites, all text. My sister thought the page looked questionable, and had me look at it. I read it aloud; it was something like: "HIS FIRST TIME ANAL X X X BAREBACK BROKE" yada yada My mom burst out of the bathroom, terrified. I found out only some months ago that reactions like these, and violently worded homophobia, were done to prevent me from being gay. [sp]didnt work lol[/sp]

Hey FP, I've read through the thread and noticed that drunk stories are not as often around here as I expected, why's that? Have mine. Once when I was 17 I and my friends decided to skip classes at school and go get drunk at our favorite place in the park. Among us was one girl that I liked very much and already could see her becoming my girlfriend for at least a couple of years, let's call her Christine. Bearing in mind that I'm quite fond of my skills with women (especially drunk ones, especially when I'm drunk miself), what could possibly go wrong? Everything went good, we got drunk, we were having some crazy fun (barely evading police patrols, for example), some temporary couples were created among people and guess what happened? I missed. By a fucking mile. I somehow got wasted and started making out with some other girl that didn't even belong to our company. Funny thing, this girl and the one I liked (Christine) even got to fight a bit (verbally) over me but ultimately Christine lost this fight. Her drunk ego couldn't bear such shame and she decided to proceed to make out with my best friend. Later that day I realized my mistake, said sorry to this unknown girl (I never knew her name, I don't even know how she got there) and said to Christine what had to be said. The next day's evening I and Christine went to a party at our other mutual friend's place. Story repeated itself, I had my face slapped and dick kicked. Fuck me, to this day when I meet her occasionally, I feel like shit. She doesn't help calling me names either. [SP][just noticed that I accidentally slipped would-be girlfriend's real name, so yeah, what has been seen cannot be unseen. I'll still edit it out][/SP]

I believe you have to revalue your skills of drunk women while drunk.