Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;37911191]'Shit I wrote crickets'.[/QUOTE] That would be hilarious to witness in class.

In our computer class, we had to do this slide about what we were going to make this google site about. Mine, obviously, was going to be about cockatiels, but I wrote "cock" and got sidetracked and headed off somewhere. Teacher came round to see what we were doing and just saw My Website will be about: cock Fun times.

My English class was reading Romeo and Juliet, and we were reading this one scene that involved Juliet talking to the nurse (who made many Shakespearean sexual innuendos), and the teacher explained that one of the Nurse was implying that she wanted Juliet and Romeo to have sex. So I whisper to my friend "She was all 'FUCK YEAH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX!'" Apparently I didn't whisper, and everyone in the class heard it. Luckily the teacher's cool so she didn't care all that much.

I think this was back in first grade when it happened, but you know how some teachers have a rule that you [b]must[/b] raise your hand and ask to be excused to use the bathroom? Well anyways, I forget what it was that we were doing at the time but a lot of kids had their hands up asking questions about something, and I had to take a piss [i]really[/i] badly, so I sat there with my hand up for the longest time waiting to be called on while the teacher answered their questions. Unfortunately I couldn't hold it any longer and went right then and there in my pants and in the seat. Holy shit that felt embarrassing. Thankfully this was before lunch or recess or something, so all of the kids had been excused to go do something and I just sat there in my seat with a red face and eventually the teacher came up to me and he asked if something was wrong. I told him what happened and he said it's alright, and next time if I have to go [i]that badly[/i] I can just get up and go ( I wish I knew that earlier. ) He was cool about it and escorted me to the nurses office ( blocking line of sight to my wet pants to anyone that passed by us in the halls. ) I got cleaned up and changed into some spare lost & found pants or something and my mom came there to pick me up, I spent the rest of the day at home.

One day when I was a kid I went to piss in school and for some reason pissed in the sink, I don't know why. I don't think I was caught but the door was open. or this one time I shat myself during school and i still didn't know how to wipe properly so I wasted all of the toilet paper and opened the door to ask for some more and I'm p sure lots of people saw me and my shitty underpants. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Sir Bubbles;37914290]I think this was back in first grade when it happened, but you know how some teachers have a rule that you [b]must[/b] raise your hand and ask to be excused to use the bathroom? Well anyways, I forget what it was that we were doing at the time but a lot of kids had their hands up asking questions about something, and I had to take a piss [i]really[/i] badly, so I sat there with my hand up for the longest time waiting to be called on while the teacher answered their questions. Unfortunately I couldn't hold it any longer and went right then and there in my pants and in the seat. Holy shit that felt embarrassing. Thankfully this was before lunch or recess or something, so all of the kids had been excused to go do something and I just sat there in my seat with a red face and eventually the teacher came up to me and he asked if something was wrong. I told him what happened and he said it's alright, and next time if I have to go [i]that badly[/i] I can just get up and go ( I wish I knew that earlier. ) He was cool about it and escorted me to the nurses office ( blocking line of sight to my wet pants to anyone that passed by us in the halls. ) I got cleaned up and changed into some spare lost & found pants or something and my mom came there to pick me up, I spent the rest of the day at home.[/QUOTE] are you me? I did the exact same thing in 3rd grade, except students didn't go elsewhere after... and i moved seats... and someone sat where I had been... sorry, person I can't remember.

So back in November there was a chick I like in my school's theatre company. I wanted her digits and shit so during one of the last rehearsals I asked for the numbers of the whole little friend circle so I wouldn't look like an imbecile. She gave me hers right before we had to do some stage stuff and I was pretty happy. That is, until I looked at the contact information after a cast party. The phone number she put in was for Empire Carpet, a flooring business that has been using the same jingle for the past twenty years. I was really pissed and confused and sad. Then I confronted her about it and she was all "Oh, I was going to change it but never got the chance, haha. Give me the phone and I'll put in the real number." Then she did and my phone smelled nice for a few hours. I was texting her then she had to go, and she never responded on any other day I texted her. Apparently she never responds to any texts, but I dunno. Not really a "moment", per say, but still pretty damn embarrassing. Although it wasn't really a public embarrassment... Oh well.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37917356]So back in November there was a chick I like in my school's theatre company. I wanted her digits and shit so during one of the last rehearsals I asked for the numbers of the whole little friend circle so I wouldn't look like an imbecile. She gave me hers right before we had to do some stage stuff and I was pretty happy. That is, until I looked at the contact information after a cast party. The phone number she put in was for Empire Carpet, a flooring business that has been using the same jingle for the past twenty years. I was really pissed and confused and sad. Then I confronted her about it and she was all "Oh, I was going to change it but never got the chance, haha. Give me the phone and I'll put in the real number." Then she did and my phone smelled nice for a few hours. I was texting her then she had to go, and she never responded on any other day I texted her. Apparently she never responds to any texts, but I dunno. Not really a "moment", per say, but still pretty damn embarrassing. Although it wasn't really a public embarrassment... Oh well.[/QUOTE] Sometimes you've just gotta vent, man. Anyways, the only one that is really coming to mind are all those times where I would accidentally slam a door without meaning to and everyone looks at you like you're some angry nutcase.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37917356]I looked at the contact information after a cast party. The phone number she put in was for Empire Carpet, a flooring business that has been using the same jingle for the past twenty years.[/QUOTE] Wow, what a bitch.

When i was 7 or something i pissed on a tree. At School. In front of a group of people. My excuse? "I thought it was a great place to pee" Christ i was an idiot.

You was showing them bitches how big your wang is. Advanced 7 year old then...

One time my class was playing basketball during a PE class and I accidentally roundhouse kicked this person with the ball when I meant to try and block them. I have no idea how it turned out that way, but it left me pretty red-faced.

It was one morning in grade 2 english (or whatever the fuck they called it at my school) I was feeling kinda sick so I went to go tell my teacher that I was feeling sick and just as i said i feel sick I puked, luckily for her I didn't puke on her, I then had to go with my auntie (who was taking care of me at the time) back home and as soon as I got home I had diarrhea, I was feeling horrible for the rest of the day because of all that and it turned out that I had gastro.

I have a puke story too. When I was in the 5th grade, I went to Long John Silver's with my mom and ate a bunch of greasy food. The next day at school, I started feeling really sick. I was pretty sure I was going to throw up, but it wasn't so bad that I had to leave the classroom immediately. I went up to my teacher's desk to ask if I could go to the bathroom, but of course there was a huge fucking line of kids asking for help on classwork. Eventually, I leaned down and unleashed a torrent of a disgusting amalgamation of battered shrimp and fried chicken right into the trashcan. I never ate at Long John Silver's again.

I've got the worst puke story for you guys. It was a Friday night and I was under 10 years of age (don't remember how old exactly) and I got three of my friends to come over and spend the night with me. It was going to be an awesome Friday night. That whole day my stomach was feeling bad. We got Chinese food and a movie (The movie was about some camera with wildlife and they went camping I don't remember the movie at all). We had popcorn, towels out in front of the tv to eat on top with our Chinese food. It was all pretty sick. Maybe too sick. I sat on a couch next to them and I couldn't watch the movie at all really because my stomach was hurting so much so I stuffed my face into the couch to try and bear with the pain. Then it hit. This hilarious moment came up in the movie and they were all laughing and I just turn my head towards them and puked all over them. They look at me and they're still laughing with tears in their eyes (and chunks) and I was so confused because they were just laughing and laughing. I don't remember what happened next, but the rest of the night wasn't really any fun. Man, just remembering this makes me laugh. I don't know why they were laughing still.

Oh I got a puke story too. So I was walking back to class with my classmates after gym and suddenly I feel the need to vomit, not that it's coming it just suddenly happened. Only by luck did I mange to reduce the damage by covering my mouth, a bad decision in hindsight because puke squirted from between my fingers at least an arms length away. I now wonder if it hit anyone?

This wasn't an embarrassing story to me,but about some girl that was in my class back in elementary school. This was during class,a friend of mine was really sick,so he asked the teacher if he could get out. His house was far away,so the teacher asked him who could drive him home. First she asked if his dad could bring him home,but he was at work. Then she asked him where his mum was. He said that he didn't have a mom (She died in a car accident). After that the girl asked out loud:"How don't you have a mother?" We were all surprised by this,and started calling her names because of that,keep in mind that she was a really dumb and annoying cunt back then. Anyways 1 out of the 2 teachers drew my friend back home.

Another puke story! yeah! Last class of the day, and I'd been feeling sick all day. Kept fighting the urge to vomit though, and pretty successfully, I must say. Until this point anyway. Teacher is in mid-sentence and boom, there's vomit all over the desk. funniest thing is that the person sitting next to me was talking to someone, so didn't immediately notice. I'm pretty sure their reaction was something like "huh..? OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!" then I had to clean it up with Kleenex. [editline]5th October 2012[/editline] ugh, just remembering that made me sick.

Another puke story coming up. Was in year.. 5, and I suddenly felt really REALLY sick (norovirus, hooray) I put my hand up to my mouth and just muttered "I think I'm gonna be sick" And then I was. Because my hand was over my mouth, it was like when you put your finger on a tap whilst the waters running and it sprays everywhere. Put that in a vertical situation and it fucking flew everywhere and covered a bunch of people in vomit.

In my 5th year of primary school, the teacher was sounding out perpendicular like this: per-pen-[I]dic[/I]-u-lar I laughed and said 'Heh she said dick' I said it too loud.

My whole life is an embarrassing situation.

Stomach flu story incoming. I was at school, But I felt terrible. We had PE but I had to shit real bad. I asked if I could go but the teacher said I had to finish the lesson. When the lesson was almost over I asked again. Still a no. Then it hit, I puked all over her and I exploded shit all over myself, Literally. My shit went atleast 8 feet far. Oh God, It was so cruel. I had to puke again and this time all over my shirt. Man, That was the last time they declined me :v:

[QUOTE=haloguy234;37918210]Wow, what a bitch.[/QUOTE] She's certainly not a bitch, she hardly talks unless you make an effort to make her talk. So yeah.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37925030]She's certainly not a bitch, she hardly talks unless you make an effort to make her talk. So yeah.[/QUOTE] She's a bitch because she consciously gave you the wrong phone number, and then played it off (rather terribly) when you confronted her about it. I'm pretty sure she just hates you.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;37925196]She's a bitch because she consciously gave you the wrong phone number, and then played it off (rather terribly) when you confronted her about it. I'm pretty sure she just hates you.[/QUOTE] That was one occasion that happened a year ago, I can assure you that is no longer the case.

Not sure if this is awkward or just fucking up: About 6 months ago, dinner with a family friend, suddenly his two daughters pop up (one being 1 year younger than me, the other one 3 years older, both good looking). Anyway they end up asking me to add them on Facebook with a wink. "Oh sorry, haven't used it in ages, don't even remember my password". WHY, why brain? It's pure bullshit, I know my password. The thing is, this is the first time some retarded shit like that happens. Hasn't happened since, hadn't happened before.

Today in my Geometry class I kind of fucked up. My teacher is a weird one and he looks at the back of the room when he asks people stuff. Usually he looks right over my head, regardless of who he is talking to. I was daydreaming when he asked someone what they thought an answer was and I snapped out of it and thought he was looking at me, so I was like "wait what? were you asking me?" and it turned out he had asked this girl who was really quiet and a year younger than us who I think has a social problem thing, and was sitting on the other side of the room. So I felt pretty dumb.

i tripped while holding a cup of coffee and gave 14 people first degree burns

How the fuck can 1 cup of coffee give [b]14[/b] people fucking burns? Magician or just really (un)lucky?

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37926359]How the fuck can 1 cup of coffee give [b]14[/b] people fucking burns? Magician or just really (un)lucky?[/QUOTE] it was a large