Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Tripped while doing a pirouette effectively sprayed the entire 5 feet in 360 degree area?

I just send a porn link to my girlfriend instead of the friend it was ment for.

One time, in 2nd grade, i showd a boner to my "girlfreind". :ohgodwhy:

[QUOTE=Djessey;37926848]I just send a porn link to my girlfriend instead of the friend it was ment for.[/QUOTE] What did she say?

Well the moment I realized I had sent it to her out of all people I just froze out of shock, Like seriously, I froze and the only thing going through my mind was "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT" Then I thought to myself, Fuck I gotta blame someone else. [sp]So I photoshopped and wrote an entire fake convo about a person teamviewing me and sending porn links to people on my Skype :V[/sp]

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37925557]Today in my Geometry class I kind of fucked up. My teacher is a weird one and he looks at the back of the room when he asks people stuff. Usually he looks right over my head, regardless of who he is talking to. I was daydreaming when he asked someone what they thought an answer was and I snapped out of it and thought he was looking at me, so I was like "wait what? were you asking me?" and it turned out he had asked this girl who was really quiet and a year younger than us who I think has a social problem thing, and was sitting on the other side of the room. So I felt pretty dumb.[/QUOTE] Do you have a heart condition, by any chance?

[QUOTE=Djessey;37926848]I just send a porn link to my girlfriend instead of the friend it was ment for.[/QUOTE] who shares porn that's kinda werid

Don't judge me man, She was real hot. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] Well actually not so hot according to my GF after she fucking rated her a 3/10. Who does that

a cool gf

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37928662]Do you have a heart condition, by any chance?[/QUOTE] A benign heart murmer, if that counts. But it's nothing though.

I was in my bathroom trying to observe my cock through a mirror, i was standing on top of my bathtub with my pants down and my dick fully erect when my sister walked in on me.

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;37929132]I was in my bathroom trying to observe my cock through a mirror, i was standing on top of my bathtub with my pants down and my dick fully erect when my sister walked in on me.[/QUOTE] Doors can lock, ya know.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37929205]Doors can lock, ya know.[/QUOTE] Haha, So they say. I have a bathroom with a lock on the door. And even when I'm in the god damn shower wanking off they will just knock on the door and instantly unlock it with a coin like half a second after it. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Crpto2007;37929132]I was in my bathroom trying to observe my cock through a mirror, i was standing on top of my bathtub with my pants down and my dick fully erect when my sister walked in on me.[/QUOTE] Why or what for exactly, Were you trying to "observe" your cock for?

[QUOTE=Djessey;37929216] Why or what for exactly, Were you trying to "observe" your cock for?[/QUOTE] Probably just admiring it, as all men feel the need to do sometimes. Or wait is that just me THAT'S JUST ME ISN'T IT SHIT

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37929620]Probably just admiring it, as all men feel the need to do sometimes. Or wait is that just me THAT'S JUST ME ISN'T IT SHIT[/QUOTE] You're supposed to post embarrasing moments, not make new ones.

So there was this one time I admitted to a whole Facepunch thread that I thought it was normal to be impressed by your own balls before taking a shower every day. Wait I said too much again SHIT

This is a premonition rather than a story because I'm about to go to a party of 90% girls with my minecraft-addicted friend. :suicide: I'll share the spaghetti later. EDIT: forget the word before the :suicide:

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37930489]So my mom, dad, sister, and me were all watching a movie. The Last House on the Left. Little did we know, there is ass-raping scene, in almost full detail. Each of our faces turned bloodshot red, and I just went upstairs. Then my parents tried to have some sort of sex talk with me, even though I was 15.[/QUOTE] Listen, there're flowers - boy flowers and girl flowers. And when boy flower becomes interested in girl flower, he, well... HE FUCKING JUMPS IN AND RAPES HER PISTIL WITH HIS STAMENS.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37931236]This is a premonition rather than a story because I'm about to go to a party of 90% girls with my minecraft-addicted friend. :suicide: I'll share the spaghetti later.[/QUOTE] GET IT IN

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37930489]So my mom, dad, sister, and me were all watching a movie. The Last House on the Left. Little did we know, there is ass-raping scene, in almost full detail. Each of our faces turned bloodshot red, and I just went upstairs. Then my parents tried to have some sort of sex talk with me, even though I was 15.[/QUOTE] well don't watch the girl with the dragon tatoo with your parents either

We're doing poetry by Gerard Manley Hopkins in english class, and since he was a priest many of his poems are entire metaphors or whatever for god/jesus, much to my dislike as I am atheist. Anyway a guy in my class and the teacher were arguing about the garden of eden(which was suggested in one of the poems) I turned to my friend and said, but it's all a load of bollocks, then everyone started laughing and I realised I had half shouted it. The teacher then, laughing, told me that I'm a load of bollocks. Being in a roman catholic school everyone finds my atheism hilarious. Then on thursday I believe, the same guy made an argument with the teacher over whether or not jesus bled blood or bled water when he was stabbed upon the cross, as the crucifixion was suggested in a poem, to which I said to the guy that started the argument, "it didn't even happen!", then everyone starting laughing as once again I had shouted it. Then the teacher told me to shut up. Bitch better know i got rights.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37931236]This is a premonition rather than a story because I'm about to go to a party of 90% girls with my minecraft-addicted [I]"friend"[/I]. :suicide: I'll share the spaghetti later.[/QUOTE] Right off the bat, he is wearing a minecraft t-shirt and dark-purple shorts. He comes in and gives the card to the birthday girl, then proceeds to hug every person in the room including the adults. Then he goes and adjusts the blinds because the 'moon is too bright.' When the pizza comes he starts poking a girl until she leaves her seat. But she doesn't, she prefers to throw a quick elbow to the nuts. He rolls on the ground while calling her a dick. Then comes the cake and he sneezes, blowing the candles out. Fuck his life, why does he come everywhere where he shouldn't be. The only upside is that the stupider he looks, the better I do.

[QUOTE=Djessey;37928802]Don't judge me man, She was real hot. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] Well actually not so hot according to my GF after she fucking rated her a 3/10. Who does that[/QUOTE] Well share it with us

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37933190]Right off the bat, he is wearing a minecraft t-shirt and dark-purple shorts. He comes in and gives the card to the birthday girl, then proceeds to hug every person in the room including the adults. Then he goes and adjusts the blinds because the 'moon is too bright.' When the pizza comes he starts poking a girl until she leaves her seat. But she doesn't, she prefers to throw a quick elbow to the nuts. He rolls on the ground while calling her a dick. Then comes the cake and he sneezes, blowing the candles out. Fuck his life, why does he come everywhere where he shouldn't be. The only upside is that the stupider he looks, the better I do.[/QUOTE] He sounds like a co-dependent loser.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37933190]Right off the bat, he is wearing a minecraft t-shirt and dark-purple shorts. He comes in and gives the card to the birthday girl, then proceeds to hug every person in the room including the adults. Then he goes and adjusts the blinds because the 'moon is too bright.' When the pizza comes he starts poking a girl until she leaves her seat. But she doesn't, she prefers to throw a quick elbow to the nuts. He rolls on the ground while calling her a dick. Then comes the cake and he sneezes, blowing the candles out. Fuck his life, why does he come everywhere where he shouldn't be. The only upside is that the stupider he looks, the better I do.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, why are you friends with this person. He seems really annoying.

[QUOTE=geoface;37933031]We're doing poetry by Gerard Manley Hopkins in english class, and since he was a priest many of his poems are entire metaphors or whatever for god/jesus, much to my dislike as I am atheist. Anyway a guy in my class and the teacher were arguing about the garden of eden(which was suggested in one of the poems) I turned to my friend and said, but it's all a load of bollocks, then everyone started laughing and I realised I had half shouted it. The teacher then, laughing, told me that I'm a load of bollocks. Being in a roman catholic school everyone finds my atheism hilarious. Then on thursday I believe, the same guy made an argument with the teacher over whether or not jesus bled blood or bled water when he was stabbed upon the cross, as the crucifixion was suggested in a poem, to which I said to the guy that started the argument, "it didn't even happen!", then everyone starting laughing as once again I had shouted it. Then the teacher told me to shut up. Bitch better know i got rights.[/QUOTE] Why the fuck are you in a roman catholic school then?

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;37933586]Why the fuck are you in a roman catholic school then?[/QUOTE] The same reason any child is in one. The parents.

[QUOTE=shozamar;37933342]Holy shit, why are you friends with this person. He seems really annoying.[/QUOTE] Notice the quotes around "friend". I would consider him more of a side-kick that I can't get rid of.

[QUOTE]Notice the quotes around "friend". I would consider him more of a side-kick that I can't get rid of.[/QUOTE] We all know one of those guys. But I have like three, and one of them has a girlfriend so I don't even know what's going on

[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;37932258]well don't watch the girl with the dragon tatoo with your parents either[/QUOTE] I did that when it came out on cinema with my mum, I got a raging boner, pretty sure she didn't see