Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=geoface;37933031]We're doing poetry by Gerard Manley Hopkins in english class, and since he was a priest many of his poems are entire metaphors or whatever for god/jesus, much to my dislike as I am atheist. Anyway a guy in my class and the teacher were arguing about the garden of eden(which was suggested in one of the poems) I turned to my friend and said, but it's all a load of bollocks, then everyone started laughing and I realised I had half shouted it. The teacher then, laughing, told me that I'm a load of bollocks. Being in a roman catholic school everyone finds my atheism hilarious. Then on thursday I believe, the same guy made an argument with the teacher over whether or not jesus bled blood or bled water when he was stabbed upon the cross, as the crucifixion was suggested in a poem, to which I said to the guy that started the argument, "it didn't even happen!", then everyone starting laughing as once again I had shouted it. Then the teacher told me to shut up. Bitch better know i got rights.[/QUOTE] Should've said he bled wine.

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;37936026]Should've said he bled wine.[/QUOTE] Jesus syrup.

[QUOTE=geoface;37933031]We're doing poetry by Gerard Manley Hopkins in english class, and since he was a priest many of his poems are entire metaphors or whatever for god/jesus, much to my dislike as I am atheist. Anyway a guy in my class and the teacher were arguing about the garden of eden(which was suggested in one of the poems) I turned to my friend and said, but it's all a load of bollocks, then everyone started laughing and I realised I had half shouted it. The teacher then, laughing, told me that I'm a load of bollocks. Being in a roman catholic school everyone finds my atheism hilarious. Then on thursday I believe, the same guy made an argument with the teacher over whether or not jesus bled blood or bled water when he was stabbed upon the cross, as the crucifixion was suggested in a poem, to which I said to the guy that started the argument, "it didn't even happen!", then everyone starting laughing as once again I had shouted it. Then the teacher told me to shut up. Bitch better know i got rights.[/QUOTE] You're kind of aggressive about your atheism. How is discussion of religious symbolism offensive to you? It just seems like you jump in whenever possible to proudly announce you don't believe in that bollocks.

[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;37932258]well don't watch the girl with the dragon tatoo with your parents either[/QUOTE] Learned that the hard way.

[QUOTE=geoface;37933031] Then on thursday I believe, the same guy made an argument with the teacher over whether or not jesus bled blood or bled water when he was stabbed upon the cross, as the crucifixion was suggested in a poem, to which I said to the guy that started the argument, "it didn't even happen!", then everyone starting laughing as once again I had shouted it. Then the teacher told me to shut up. Bitch better know i got rights.[/QUOTE] Whether God exists or not and whether Jesus was his son or not, there's no reason to believe that he wasn't crucified. Jesus definitely existed, it's not like a couple of guys had an imaginary friend that they wrote about. He was a real nice guy with real influence, and his crucifixion has literally no relevance to the existence of a divine being. Seems like you're just so pissed at anything related to the Bible that you don't think any of it ever happened, which is certainly false. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] Not that there's anything wrong with that, but just don't go telling your Catholic English class that the crucifixion never happened. It's not going to change anyone's mind.

I took the SAT today. For anyone who has taken it, you know that you're supposed to write the essay on the first page. I wrote my essay and was going to continue adding to it so I turned the page expecting there to be another page to write on. I wondered why the fuck they gave me only 1 page to write on until I realized I wrote my essay starting on the second page. Whoops.

At karate a couple weeks ago I turned for an elbow strike and knocked a child onto his ass. It's bad because I'm a black belt.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37933190]Right off the bat, he is wearing a minecraft t-shirt and dark-purple shorts. He comes in and gives the card to the birthday girl, then proceeds to hug every person in the room including the adults. Then he goes and adjusts the blinds because the 'moon is too bright.' When the pizza comes he starts poking a girl until she leaves her seat. But she doesn't, she prefers to throw a quick elbow to the nuts. He rolls on the ground while calling her a dick. Then comes the cake and he sneezes, blowing the candles out. Fuck his life, why does he come everywhere where he shouldn't be. The only upside is that the stupider he looks, the better I do.[/QUOTE] get him drunk

[QUOTE=Nibroc;37921601]Another puke story coming up. Was in year.. 5, and I suddenly felt really REALLY sick (norovirus, hooray) I put my hand up to my mouth and just muttered "I think I'm gonna be sick" And then I was. Because my hand was over my mouth, it was like when you put your finger on a tap whilst the waters running and it sprays everywhere. Put that in a vertical situation and it fucking flew everywhere and covered a bunch of people in vomit.[/QUOTE] Boomer [img]http://gifsoup.com/view6/2800435/left-4-speed-boomer-o.gif[/img] [QUOTE=PenguinKris;37937868]I took the SAT today. For anyone who has taken it, you know that you're supposed to write the essay on the first page. I wrote my essay and was going to continue adding to it so I turned the page expecting there to be another page to write on. I wondered why the fuck they gave me only 1 page to write on until I realized I wrote my essay starting on the second page. Whoops.[/QUOTE] Sorry to go off topic, but I took the SAT today too. I learned that your wordcount is generally proportional to your word count, so I made sure to fill both those pages.

[QUOTE=gav618;37938611] I learned that your wordcount is generally proportional to your word count, [/QUOTE] i would hope so

i never thought it would happen but im here i hit the bottom I hate everything its the point when you realize that the drive to do anything in itself is sad

I lost my car keys today :(

This. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust1.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust2.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust3.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust4.png[/img]

[QUOTE=GastricTank;37942045]This. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust1.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust2.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust3.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/comicpanels/halocaust4.png[/img][/QUOTE] Speaking of this, during Schindler's list, I laughed when the guy started shooting the people with the rifle in his room who were slacking. I felt so freaking horrible and hopefully no one heard.

Went to summer camp as camp staff, the staff gets a day off so we went into town and got some pizza. I stepped outside the pizza parlor to make a phone call, I pulled some chapstick out of my pocket along with $2 and some mexican walks up to me and says "Gimme your money and I'll leave you alone!" So I hand him 2 bucks and he takes off running and then a cop starts driving by, the guy waves and whistles at the cop and the cop waves back and flashes his lights for a sec and then the cop gets out of his car and into another restaraunt down the street...

i have a puke story on my sixteenth birthday in february (still 16, so it was like 8 months ago) i decided to make a day of it, so me and a couple friends smoked a couple bowls before school, because fuck it so my 1st period is gym, i'm pretty baked, all is well, everyones in the locker room changing for class and shit and this dude who is a total hoodlum, breaks into cars and shit, does cocaine and all this shit, comes up to me and is like 'hey, you tryna get fucked up?' it was my birthday, of course i wanted to get fucked up, so i was like hell yeah dude, and he slips me 10 robo gelcaps, (DXM, i'm sure most of you are aware of it, and if you arent, its a dissociative psychedelic found in cough syrup, crazy shit, do not recommend for school though, its intense) so i was like fuck yeah this is gonna be tight. so i put on my PE clothes, down the gels, and head out to the gym and shit fast forward 30 minutes, the dxm is starting to take effect, i start feeling all spacey and shit and i'm like 'aww yeeee'. except dxm has a tendency of making you nauseous, so i started feeling queasy and i was like 'awww shitttt' we were playing badminton, and i remember getting up to go pick up my racket and a few seconds after i picked it up, i got really really lightheaded and all of a sudden i'm on the fucking ground me, tripping balls, high as shit, has no idea what just happened, so i just get up and mosy to the side of the gym and sit down and lean up against the wall to process what the fuck just happened everyone in the gym saw and was like 'what the fuck is wrong with that nigga', and a couple of my friends came up to me and were like 'luke are you okay dude your lip is bleeding all over the place' so i touch my lip (the side that wasnt bleeding lol) and looked at my fingers. seeing no blood i was like 'you niggas crazy i'm not bleeding'. this is about when the gym teacher came over and was like woah kid are you okay and i was like nah i think i'm gonna vom, guide me to the restroom please he obliged, unlocked the restroom and i rushed in and just fucking puked all over the toilet. it was revitalizing so i walked out of the bathroom and was like 'yup i puked' so they put me in a wheelchair, and rolled me off to the nurse. she was completely oblivious to the fact that i was in outer fucking space tripping my nipples off. i mean, they all were actually. but anyways, she sends me home, i give her some bullshit excuse like blood pressure i dont know and my mom takes me to get a desk for my birthday tl;dr i was tripping balls on DXM and i passed out in PE class, went to the bathroom, threw up, and i got a desk sorry if this is hard to read or follow or whatever, i'm not good at writing [editline]7th October 2012[/editline] yeah i just reread that and it flows awfully but i cant be fucked to rewrite it forgive me

I don't see what was embarrassing? that was awesome.

That's why you don't do drugs kids

[QUOTE=Jellyman;37942969]I don't see what was embarrassing? that was awesome.[/QUOTE] it was pitiful dude eating shit in front of like 30 people sucks

[QUOTE=Jesienia;37942341]Speaking of this, during Schindler's list, I laughed when the guy started shooting the people with the rifle in his room who were slacking. I felt so freaking horrible and hopefully no one heard.[/QUOTE] My friends and I laughed when it got to the climatic bit of "of mice and men" My teacher did not think it was acceptable to laugh

[QUOTE=Goodthief;37944638]My friends and I laughed when it got to the climatic bit of "of mice and men" My teacher did not think it was acceptable to laugh[/QUOTE] Happened to me as well, except the whole class laughed.

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;37944776]Happened to me as well, except the whole class laughed.[/QUOTE] It's just so sudden, I don't know how someone cannot laugh.

Speaking of Holocaust and all that's connected to it... It's rare thing in Russian schools to dedicate a lesson or two to Holocaust apart from WWII History classes, but my school was a special place. In every single meaning of the word "special". We've studied Holocaust on our Biology classes, as our teacher was Jewish, and she couldn't just spend 45 minutes without getting out of her way to tell us what it was. She was so dramatical about it as if she'd just arrived from a Death Camp, when in fact none of her family was a victim. So, I don't think that would be surprising that we used to laugh and joke at it. Little did we know that one of our classmate's family actually had a long history with anti-Semitism of both German and, what's more unfortunate, Russian origins. She never said anything and completely dissapeared from our sight after graduation. Ultimately, we found out the reason, needless to say how we felt about all our jokes about Jews, Hitler and gas chambers.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;37944796]It's just so sudden, I don't know how someone cannot laugh.[/QUOTE] Exactly, not to mention that George's face makes it look like he did it to shut him up

[QUOTE=gudman;37945223]Speaking of Holocaust and all that's connected to it... It's rare thing in Russian schools to dedicate a lesson or two to Holocaust apart from WWII History classes, but my school was a special place. In every single meaning of the word "special". We've studied Holocaust on our Biology classes, as our teacher was Jewish, and she couldn't just spend 45 minutes without getting out of her way to tell us what it was. She was so dramatical about it as if she'd just arrived from a Death Camp, when in fact none of her family was a victim. So, I don't think that would be surprising that we used to laugh and joke at it. Little did we know that one of our classmate's family actually had a long history with anti-Semitism of both German and, what's more unfortunate, Russian origins. She never said anything and completely dissapeared from our sight after graduation. Ultimately, we found out the reason, needless to say how we felt about all our jokes about Jews, Hitler and gas chambers.[/QUOTE] It doesn't matter that your teacher is jewish, nor that she did not suffer in the holocaust. You are just insensitive and looking for an excuse to justify your stupidity.

So I was doing an essay in my english class, graded work, serious atmosphere, deathly silence. I had my headphones around my neck because I couldn't be bothered putting them away, note that I play my music at maximum volume (they don't leak(?) sound though, so no-one else hears it until they're off my ears) and that my headphone are practically speakers (seriously, they are beastly for their size). I accidentally bump the play button on the cable on the desk while grabbing a piece of paper that fell of the table, and this plays: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0APjXRckw[/media] Needless to say I get a few horrified looks :v:

wow that song is terrible

[QUOTE=Bletotum;37946543]It doesn't matter that your teacher is jewish, nor that she did not suffer in the holocaust. You are just insensitive and looking for an excuse to justify your stupidity.[/QUOTE] I'm glad that you know a lot more about me then I do, I was pretty sure that the only reason personally I was laughing and joking was the attitude of the teacher. But thanks, I am finally aware that I am insensitive and stupid, I will think about my entire life up to this point.

[QUOTE=The Aussie;37919130]When i was 7 or something i pissed on a tree. At School. In front of a group of people. My excuse? "I thought it was a great place to pee" Christ i was an idiot.[/QUOTE] oh shit fuck now I remember a similar situation I was 8 something, we (me, my dad, my dad's wife, her daughter(was 9) ) were at the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacha"]dacha[/URL], waiting for a starfall in the night (everyone was talking about it earlier that day, even news). I remember being tired as shit, sitting indoors in a chair, waiting, then suddenly it's morning. I was like, fuck, I missed the stars, then everyone smiles at me. Later dad told me that I felt asleep, and while everyone watched the comets outside I exited the house while still being asleep (sleepwalking or I dunno), and pissed all over the fucking place while everyone was watching [B]the shame[/B] [sp]and that bitch was being smug about it for a whole year[/sp]

Pissed my pants in PE in like year 1. I was scared the teacher would be mad at me for asking to go to the toilet :saddowns: My friend made me laugh so hard when I was about 8, that I pissed my pants. [editline]7th October 2012[/editline] Damn you and your weak bladder, young me.