Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=urundeadmom;38162822]GUYS! this was an amazing post, we have been honored in his presence and with his post! 39 posts since 2005, what? good god that's impressive.[/QUOTE] Geuss he has a life, unlike most of us :v:

I was at school and we had sports one day in a decathlon-arena-whatever-the-hell-it's-called which was a short tram ride away. During the day, one teacher who mostly teaches immigrant students came up to me and asked me if I could help escort some new students who just came to our school (and country) to the decathlon-arena-or-whatever-the-hell-it's-called. So I say "Of course!", and she tells me to swing by her classroom before we go do sports to pick them up. So it's time for sports at the DAOWTHIC. I tell my mates to come with me to pick up the other guys and they do so. We head over to the class and there are a couple people loitering around in front. The teacher instructs a few of them to go with us. I didn't count them up exactly since we were in a hurry and constantly moving, but I figured it was the same bunch that come to our sports class whenever we're inside or outside near the school. We head out to the tram stop and take the tram, and all of a sudden I get worried sick. I wasn't sure if they knew when to get off or where, so I did my best to keep an eye on them. I myself would hate to be traveling in a foreign country and miss my stop, miss my class and get stuck in the middle of town. We're approaching the stop and I keep close to my new friends, as a shepherd tending to his flock, and I give the thumbs up to one of them and say "This is our stop next". He nods. We get off the tram and I count them through iffy memory. I count one, I count two, then I think "wait, did we only have two?". I turn to the tram, the third student smiles at me and gives me the thumbs up behind the window. Then it hit me. He wasn't in our class. He probably wasn't even a student. [sp]He was just black.[/sp]

[QUOTE=urundeadmom;38162822]GUYS! this was an amazing post, we have been honored in his presence and with his post! 39 posts since 2005, what? good god that's impressive.[/QUOTE] What was the point of your post? Are you jealous of him, or something? are you trying to say you have lots of posts? Please, think about what you post before you post something dumb.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;38161605]Uhhh I'm not circumcised and even if I don't shower my cock doesn't leave a smell...[/QUOTE] Yeah it was odd, hasn't happened since.

if i dont bathe, my balls smell like captain crunch and goddamnit im hungry in the morning

[QUOTE=Suttles;38171913]if i dont bathe, my balls smell like captain crunch and goddamnit im hungry in the morning[/QUOTE] are you telling me that you ate your balls?

[QUOTE=Suttles;38171913]if i dont bathe, my balls smell like captain crunch and goddamnit im hungry in the morning[/QUOTE] I agree, I eat a pretty sizable breakfast around 6:20am or so. By 10:30-10:45 my stomach is rumbling and growling and lunch period isn't until about 12:45 for me so the the next two periods are awful since we can't eat in class (heavily enforced).

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38171978]are you telling me that you ate your balls?[/QUOTE] they grow on vines

[QUOTE=ScreamingGerbil;38161942]That's a girl actually[/QUOTE] shit man, still sick hair though

I was in elementary school, and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to run at full speed down the hallway and slide on my bookbag like a sled. Well, I ran at full speed down the hallway, threw my bag on the floor, and jumped on it. The bag didn't move and I smashed my face into the floor, chipped my teeth, and fucked up my entire face. Nobody noticed.

[QUOTE=Duskling;38172677]I was in elementary school, and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to run at full speed down the hallway and slide on my bookbag like a sled. Well, I ran at full speed down the hallway, threw my bag on the floor, and jumped on it. The bag didn't move and I smashed my face into the floor, chipped my teeth, and fucked up my entire face. Nobody noticed.[/QUOTE] im cringing

was listening to a teacher rant on about how to write a proper paragraph or something when suddenly my head hits the desk. I woke up to a pile of drool concreted on my paper.

I was eating dinner at a friends house, and we were all sitting at the table and his mom was passing out food. Well she gives me my plate, and I dig in, it's steak, I'm starving, two bites in and I have the next piece in my fork when I look up and they're all staring at me. I put my fork down and the members of his family sitting next to me grab my hands and start praying, (I'm not religious, and I certainly don't know any prayers.) They're saying stuff I don't understand, so I just decide to wing it and start mumbling, they finish and I kept going and realized they had finished. Man that was awkward, after that she asked me if I was Christian and I said no, and then we ate our dinner quietly and awkwardly. This happened to me twice too, I forgot about the second time and when I got to the dinner table I remembered, god that shit is so awkward.

The most embarrassing situations are ones involving food. If you accidentally do something wrong food-wise at a party or even worse a more official event, good luck breaking that silence.

It didn't happen [I]to[/I] me per se, but it involved me. And friend and I were having dinner with a third friend and his family at their house. I made sure to serve him a generous portion of mixed vegetables from the pot that was passed around.

[QUOTE=No_Excuses;38160591]One time I was fapping at my computer when I was like 13. It was a sunday, I probably hadn't showered the day before, and I'm not circumcised. Yes that is important. For whatever reason my dad decides he needs to use my computer, possibly because I had the only one in the house. No close-call story here though. I had heard him coming so I put my junk away and closed the porn, slightly annoyed. He comes in and sits down at the computer to write an email or something when suddenly I notice him sniffing the air. That's when he says it. "What's that smell?" At first I was like yeah okay dad go have a stroke somewhere else. Then he says "it smells like fish"... Immediately I knew the source. And if you aren't a good guesser well, it was the musky scent of my dick still lingering over the desk. So now I'm tripping out wondering how to make it go away when he starts looking around and asking if I had any food in here. I try to play it off by telling him I just took some out. He doesn't seemed satisfied. As he starts getting up to find where it's coming from, he just sits back down again and doesn't say anymore about it. I'm assuming it just clicked in his mind, and if it did, he probably felt more embarrassed than I did. Needless to say that whole situation was pretty awkward.[/QUOTE] Quit fapping so often each day, especially if you have the intention of not showering. You're not even washing any pre-cum off of your dick, so it just builds up until it smells like fish. That's disgusting dude.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38175663]Quit fapping so often each day, especially if you have the intention of not showering. You're not even washing any pre-cum off of your dick, so it just builds up until it smells like fish. That's disgusting dude.[/QUOTE] Holy shit I did [I]not[/I] need to know that can happen. I'm suddenly happy I'm circumcised.

[QUOTE=NickNack1234;38161750]First date take girl to dinner Friday night goes well Next day seeing different girl also on our first date in my room chilling out talking Sisters retarded boyfriend in the next room says loudly SO HOWD HIS DATE GO LAST NIGHT My Sister says SHHHH hes with a different girl now Hes double dating Me and girl staring at each other in awkward silence She starts hooking up with me and never mentions what happened. Still dating the 2 chicks.[/QUOTE] Shit that didn't happen.txt

[QUOTE=ewitwins;38175885]Holy shit I did [I]not[/I] need to know that can happen. I'm suddenly happy I'm circumcised.[/QUOTE] Uncircumcised or not, it doesn't matter. If you fap a lot and don't wash your dick, you've got a mixture of hand sweat, dick sweat, and cum just festering on your cock. This is why I shower every day.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38175931]Uncircumcised or not, it doesn't matter. If you fap a lot and don't wash your dick, you've got a mixture of hand sweat, dick sweat, and cum just festering on your cock. This is why I shower every day.[/QUOTE] i forgot to shower one day walk near a slut @ school "DAMN IT SMELLS LIKE HOME"

Fucking 1080 on my SATs. I feel like an idiot

[QUOTE=t h e;38167277]What was the point of your post? Are you jealous of him, or something? are you trying to say you have lots of posts? Please, think about what you post before you post something dumb.[/QUOTE] Yeah it came off as sort of sarcastic which I did not mean, I was just stating how he has been here for a long time and its commendable to have so few posts.

[QUOTE=TheCloak;38176311]Fucking 1080 on my SATs. I feel like an idiot[/QUOTE] what an embarrassing situation

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38175931]Uncircumcised or not, it doesn't matter. If you fap a lot and don't wash your dick, you've got a mixture of hand sweat, dick sweat, and cum just festering on your cock. This is why I shower every day.[/QUOTE] I just sink wash my dick after fapping

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;38177573]I just sink wash my dick after fapping[/QUOTE] I hope you have that bathroom to yourself in your house. In fact I hope you mean a bathroom sink at all.

[QUOTE=Duskling;38172677]I was in elementary school, and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to run at full speed down the hallway and slide on my bookbag like a sled. Well, I ran at full speed down the hallway, threw my bag on the floor, and jumped on it. The bag didn't move and I smashed my face into the floor, chipped my teeth, and fucked up my entire face. Nobody noticed.[/QUOTE] I remember doing something like this in middle school. It was the last day before spring break, and I ran down the hallway going "YEAAAHHH SPRING BREAK." I promptly ran into a wall and knocked the wind out of myself, and laid on the ground for a couple of minutes while everyone laughed at me as I tried to regain my composure. Man, middle school sucked. :v:

In primary school me and my mate decided to have a piss in the corner of the playground. We both got a detention. I cant remember what happened during the detention but im sure the teacher would of been just as embarrassed.

When I was like 8 or something, my dad gave me this mix CD with some random songs. One of the songs was really catchy, and I'd listen to it a lot. Since I was Icelandic and had limited knowledge of Norwegian and, frankly, I was eight years old, I didn't think very much about the lyrics of this particular Norwegian song. So we were out one day, me and my dad, he was doing something in the front yard while I sat in the car listening to this particular CD when that particular song came on. Since it was pretty catchy I turned up the volume and started singing along. That was when I noticed people walking down the street looking at me funny. Thinking nothing of it, I kept singing, and I may even have skipped back to hear it again. That was when my dad told me to lower the volume and stop singing along; the song was apparently about a man having a sex change operation. Now I know that the chorus went something like "If we remove the testicles, remove the testicles, will I become a woman then?". I did not listen to that song after that.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;38177796]I hope you have that bathroom to yourself in your house. In fact I hope you mean a bathroom sink at all.[/QUOTE] i wash the dishes and my dick [B][I][U]at the same damn time[/U][/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Suttles;38181412]i wash the dishes and my dick [B][I][U]at the same damn time[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] A Cleansing Haiku: Hot water on dick Soap water for complexion Ladies love your strength