Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;38212869]Damn, today I witnessed a robbery at the train station. It seems that some guy had taken away some old ladies purse and was being chased down the station by three huge security guards who were almost catching him. So the robber was comming towards me and I decided to take action and go for a takedown, so I start running in the robber's direction, I leap forward do catch him but all of a sudden he notices me and moves away and I body slam on the floor. Luckily I was able to distract him for the security guards were able to catch him. It was kinda hilarious because the guy was just pancaked beneath those 3 guys. The embarrassing thing was, they arrested him and didn't help me standing up, in fact they looked at me laughing a bit and so did the people who watched it on the station. Me missing the guy and completely slamming on the floor. I hope nobody filmed it. Would be a heck of a viral video on youtube.[/QUOTE] As embarrassing as it was, you did a whole lot more good than the people just standing around and just watching.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;38214217]apparently im irresitable to girls and my gf resents this awkrward.[/QUOTE] pics or it didn't happen

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When I was in the 6th grade, I was wasting time in the bathroom, skipping out on one of my class periods (meaning subject, not bloody kitty-cats), a kid that was a year younger than me ("5th grader"), came in (it was a 1 stall, 1 urinal bathroom), immediately went into stall, sat on toilet, preparing to take a shit. I'm still there, washing hands or whatever b.s I was doing so that this kid wouldn't "tattle" on me (haven't used "tattle" in ages, good times). I came up with a lulzey idea: >opened door >let it close >still in the bathroom >kid thinks I'm out of the bathroom >thinks hes in the clear >hear kid commence shitting >hear tons of splashing >oh god lol >literally laugh out loud >quickly run out of bathroom laughing I bet that kid felt like [I]shit[/I]. :v:

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218141]When I was in the 6th grade, I was wasting time in the bathroom, skipping out on one of my class periods (meaning subject, not bloody kitty-cats), a kid that was a year younger than me ("5th grader"), came in (it was a 1 stall, 1 urinal bathroom), immediately went into stall, sat on toilet, preparing to take a shit. I'm still there, washing hands or whatever b.s I was doing so that this kid wouldn't "tattle" on me (haven't used "tattle" in ages, good times). I came up with a lulzey idea: >opened door >let it close >still in the bathroom >kid thinks I'm out of the bathroom >thinks hes in the clear >hear kid commence shitting >hear tons of splashing >oh god lol >literally laugh out loud >quickly run out of bathroom laughing I bet that kid felt like [I]shit[/I]. :v:[/QUOTE] you're a bad person [editline]28th October 2012[/editline] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Everyone_Poops.jpg[/img] no need to make fun of him

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218141]When I was in the 6th grade, I was wasting time in the bathroom, etc...[/QUOTE] That's mean. And you wrote "lulzey". Not to mention it suddenly changed its format to a greentext story.

[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;38218706]That's mean. And you wrote "lulzey". Not to mention it suddenly changed its format to a greentext story.[/QUOTE] Great observations, bro. Have you observed how you're a sensitive little.. I'll just stop right there, clearly you already know (since you're so observational)

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218743]Great observations, bro. Have you observed how you're a sensitive little.. I'll just stop right there, clearly you already know (since you're so observational)[/QUOTE] What ever do you mean? It always benefits one to pay attention to their surroundings and daily events. Are you insinuating that I should refrain from being alert?

[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;38218867]What ever do you mean? It always benefits one to pay attention to their surroundings and daily events. Are you insinuating that I should refrain from being alert?[/QUOTE] What I'm "insinuating" is that you shouldn't be so fucking sensitive/liberal about something as petty as the thing I did back in the 6th grade, jesus.

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218908]What I'm "insinuating" is that you shouldn't be so fucking sensitive/liberal about something as petty as the thing I did back in the 6th grade, jesus.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Thrilled;38218908]What I'm "insinuating" is that you shouldn't be so fucking sensitive/liberal about something[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Thrilled;38218908]you shouldn't be so fucking sensitive/liberal[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Thrilled;38218908]fucking sensitive/liberal[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Thrilled;38218908][B]liberal[/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, I am pretty [URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/liberalism"]liberal.[/URL]

[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;38218941]Yeah, I am pretty [URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/liberalism"]liberal.[/URL][/QUOTE] It also means "excessive", your posts are a pretty clear reflection of that word, so sit the fuck down.

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218955]It also means "excessive", your posts are a pretty clear reflection of that word, so sit the fuck down.[/QUOTE] Liberal also means excessive? Huh, the more you know.

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218955]It also means "excessive", your posts are a pretty clear reflection of that word, so sit the fuck down.[/QUOTE] Come now, we need not resort to rash language in Facepunch. We're all friends here, and we all have the right to express our opinions in a comprehensive and proper manner. I only meant that what you did was mean and that you expressed your story in a tacky sort of way, not that you are still mean or tacky in your general expressive capabilities to this day. I apologize for any hurt I may have caused you.

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218141]When I was in the 6th grade, I was wasting time in the bathroom, skipping out on one of my class periods (meaning subject, not bloody kitty-cats), a kid that was a year younger than me ("5th grader"), came in (it was a 1 stall, 1 urinal bathroom), immediately went into stall, sat on toilet, preparing to take a shit. I'm still there, washing hands or whatever b.s I was doing so that this kid wouldn't "tattle" on me (haven't used "tattle" in ages, good times). I came up with a lulzey idea: >opened door >let it close >still in the bathroom >kid thinks I'm out of the bathroom >thinks hes in the clear >hear kid commence shitting >hear tons of splashing >oh god lol >literally laugh out loud >quickly run out of bathroom laughing I bet that kid felt like [I]shit[/I]. :v:[/QUOTE] Oh my god a normal everyday bodily function I'm laughing my ass off.

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;38218965]Liberal also means excessive? Huh, the more you know.[/QUOTE] and conservative means less, like, conserving or whatever

It wasn't me, but my friend. I was at the homecoming dance for my school. My friend was dancing behind a girl and somehow got his tie caught in her dress. He didn't realize it until the girl decided to move away and so "No don't go" as he was pulled forward by his neck.

Went to a costume party yesterday, hosted by my college's Gaming club. Yeah I'll leave it at that.

[QUOTE=Thrilled;38218955]It also means "excessive", your posts are a pretty clear reflection of that word, so sit the fuck down.[/QUOTE] you laughed about someone pooping

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;38221405]you laughed about someone pooping[/QUOTE] He's redeeming himself

Long story made short here; On a drunken occasion at my friends house with like 15 members of his family in the same room, I managed to end up telling them all, about how he wanted anal...or as I put it, ("He wants it up his bum"). His girlfriend was in the same room. Woop!

[QUOTE=jamzzster;38234841]Long story made short here; On a drunken occasion at my friends house with like 15 members of his family in the same room, I managed to end up telling them all, about how he wanted anal...or as I put it, ("He wants it up his bum"). His girlfriend was in the same room. Woop![/QUOTE] Tell me more about this anal adventure.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38234865]Tell me more about this anal adventure.[/QUOTE] Sure thing babes. It basically started as me and him walked past the front room where all the family were. It was his parents engagement party, so alot of the guests had gone home, but family were staying over, and me included. His Dad decided to point out his jeans wear almost below his boxers etc, and my friend just walked off to his room. In my drunken state, I leant with my arm on the door frame, and started to explain the American prison thing etc, of where the "fashion" comes from. At the end of it, his family are just quiet and looking at me. His Dad also quite drunk then goes, "SO WHATS JOE TRYING TO TELL US?", annnd I replied "THAT WE WANTS IT UP HIS BUM". Pointing out his grandparents, aunties, uncles, cousins, etc... where all there... The next morning I had breakfast with them all, had a few amusing looks from the grandparents.

[QUOTE=jamzzster;38234964]Sure thing babes. It basically started as me and him walked past the front room where all the family were. It was his parents engagement party, so alot of the guests had gone home, but family were staying over, and me included. His Dad decided to point out his jeans wear almost below his boxers etc, and my friend just walked off to his room. In my drunken state, I leant with my arm on the door frame, and started to explain the American prison thing etc, of where the "fashion" comes from. At the end of it, his family are just quiet and looking at me. His Dad also quite drunk then goes, "SO WHATS JOE TRYING TO TELL US?", annnd I replied "THAT WE WANTS IT UP HIS BUM". Pointing out his grandparents, aunties, uncles, cousins, etc... where all there... The next morning I had breakfast with them all, had a few amusing looks from the grandparents.[/QUOTE] im going to go up to anyone lowriding from now on, and go "YOU WANT IT UP THE BUM?" I live in georgia, wish me luck

I heard this one, One fellow fingered his gf and then soon after he meets her dad for the first time and they shakehands akward...

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;38238014]I heard this one, One fellow fingered his gf and then soon after he meets her dad for the first time and they shakehands akward...[/QUOTE] Was it like, soon after in the same day?

Pretty simple one here from Uni today; Leaving the toilets, saw someone coming my way so I held the door open for them, she gives me a weird look so I give her a weird look. Oh wait.

I am gonna tell some fucked up story right now. Me and my ex came to a bday party of our close friend. Despite being ex we had some good relationships because we broke up due to both loosing interest at the same time. Enough of that stuff, let's get to the point. The party took place in a cottage house. It was fun and all, but the thing happened at night. Everybody went off the house to drink more stuff, and me, the ex and our friend went to sleep. It appeared that we all had to sleep in a small room that had a nomral 1 place bed and a 2 place one. I said:"Me and Sveta(ex) don't mind eachother so we are taking the big bed". Everybody was like "alright". When we were going to sleep we constantly argued (in a fun way) about who gets the most cover and who gets the biggest pillow. I don't know how it happened, but we started discussing our real personal life. Soon our friend got interested and asked something, which related to our big hellish secret. I went like "Yeah go on and just tell him" - sure joking. And she fucking told him about how I tied her up with the belt of her dress and fucked her. What. And then we told the friend about every single sexual adventure we ever had while laughing and mocking eachother. The guy said:"You guys are the most fucked up couple". The embarasement came in the morning. Why would we damn do this. [editline]30th October 2012[/editline] Another story related to that ex. The day we met there was a chain of events that led to us having sex at night. The thing is that we met during a partay, and after the night we had to go the partay again. The ex wanted everything to stay secret for some time so we wouldn't look weird. I didn't care much. So we go back to the party, telling everybody that we slept in different rooms. Then somebody starts joking about something related to whipped cream. Don't ask why. Anyways, I am all into my own thoughts when I hear a question like:"Is it that tasty?", so I automatically reply not really recalling what I am doing:"Not unless it's on the tits". And then my ex slaps me. [b]awkward silence[/b]. Why would I even say that?! Why would she slap me, everybody would take it for a bad joke if she didn't. Needless to say, the disguise was broken.

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;38238014]I heard this one, One fellow fingered his gf and then soon after he meets her dad for the first time and they shakehands akward...[/QUOTE] This story made the rounds around my area a couple of years ago: A guy and his girlfriend were at home alone and they decided to have anal sex because they wanted to or something, I don't know. He hit a nerve or something and she shat all over the sofa, when her parents got home they blamed it on the dog and it was put down.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38253393]This story made the rounds around my area a couple of years ago: A guy and his girlfriend were at home alone and they decided to have anal sex because they wanted to or something, I don't know. He hit a nerve or something and she shat all over the sofa, when her parents got home they blamed it on the dog and it was put down.[/QUOTE] wow why my dogs shit and piss in the house constantly and we would never consider putting them down.

Another story, not the same girl mind you. A girl (who was something like 15 years old) filmed herself fisting herself for her boyfriend. He, being a complete idiot, then shared it around his circle of friends, who then shared it with theirs, and so on. Eventually it was reported to the police for some reason (I mean, I know it's illegal, but I forget what the specific law was). There was a court case and the girl had to sit there while her family watched the video as evidence.