Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=jaykray;38253393]This story made the rounds around my area a couple of years ago: A guy and his girlfriend were at home alone and they decided to have anal sex because they wanted to or something, I don't know. He hit a nerve or something and she shat all over the sofa, when her parents got home they blamed it on the dog and it was put down.[/QUOTE] Yea... Putting a dog down for shitting inside is a bit harsh.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38253648]Another story, not the same girl mind you. A girl (who was something like 15 years old) filmed herself fisting herself for her boyfriend. He, being a complete idiot, then shared it around his circle of friends, who then shared it with theirs, and so on. Eventually it was reported to the police for some reason (I mean, I know it's illegal, but I forget what the specific law was). There was a court case and the girl had to sit there while her family watched the video as evidence.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's illegal for distribution of Child Pornography. That guy could be labelled a sex offender and shit, I'd hate to be him.

[QUOTE=yerer;38253680]I'm pretty sure it's illegal for distribution of Child Pornography. That guy could be labelled a sex offender and shit, I'd hate to be him.[/QUOTE] That's probably what it was then. Although I doubt either story is true, or not embellished to within an inch of its life.

[QUOTE=yerer;38253680]I'm pretty sure it's illegal for distribution of Child Pornography. That guy could be labelled a sex offender and shit, I'd hate to be him.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't she be labelled as that too?

[QUOTE=jaykray;38253393]This story made the rounds around my area a couple of years ago: A guy and his girlfriend were at home alone and they decided to have anal sex because they wanted to or something, I don't know. He hit a nerve or something and she shat all over the sofa, when her parents got home they blamed it on the dog and it was put down.[/QUOTE] I'd probably confess to it, or at least say I was watching a scary film and felt ill, before the dog got put down How do they live with themselves..

Tell me more about "Orgasms" I asked my science teacher - I meant organisms -_-

[QUOTE=ArgvCompany;38253853]Wouldn't she be labelled as that too?[/QUOTE] Er possibly, but I think that the law is more lenient for sending yourself to one person than sending someone else to lots of people. I'm not really an expert though.

[QUOTE=yerer;38253899]Er possibly, but I think that the law is more lenient for sending yourself to one person than sending someone else to lots of people. I'm not really an expert though.[/QUOTE] I remember hearing about a similar case where the chick that took the picture was charged with distribution, along with the person she sent it to. Apparently this kind of stuff happens often; you'd think that people would be smart enough to keep that shit private.

[QUOTE=TheCloak;38176311]Fucking 1080 on my SATs. I feel like an idiot[/QUOTE] I think you might be correct for europeans out there you get 600 points for writing something in the essay and not getting >4x more questions wrong than you get right

[QUOTE=jaykray;38253393]This story made the rounds around my area a couple of years ago: A guy and his girlfriend were at home alone and they decided to have anal sex because they wanted to or something, I don't know. He hit a nerve or something and she shat all over the sofa, when her parents got home they blamed it on the dog and it was put down.[/QUOTE] Holy shit dude I know that guy! It was my coworker at the bar I work at, hes like 26 now but tells us all of these fucking hilarious stories he got up to when he was at highschool. Small world, next time I'm at work I'll ask him whereabouts he comes from and we'll see if it was him.

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I heard about this one guy who fingered this chick and ended up with blood all over his hand.

[QUOTE=Zethereal;38263498]I heard about this one guy who fingered this chick and ended up with blood all over his hand.[/QUOTE] Sounds like someone's never got blood on their sword.

A real man loves his women every day of the month.

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[QUOTE=Zethereal;38263498]I heard about this one guy who fingered this chick and ended up with blood all over his hand.[/QUOTE] happened to me recently its really not that gross unless you're 12 and immature i was just like 'oh, hey sharon you're on your period' she was real embarrassed, so i guess it kinda counts

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38269549]happened to me recently its really not that gross unless you're 12 and immature i was just like 'oh, hey sharon you're on your period' she was real embarrassed, so i guess it kinda counts[/QUOTE] i dont mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

analogy that implies you eat your own dick

Tripping on something while walking to class. Then getting up to see people staring at you. God dammit.

There was a video circulating around a bunch of years back about a dude that forgot to turn off his webcam after chatting with someone and after his girlfriend came to visit. Well, long story short, they fucked in front of the camera and, since they had no lube, they used olive oil. They were then known as "Azeiteiros"

I had my wake up wank in the bathroom as usual, but this time I left my phone in there. I forgot I left it on the sink. Later, my mum goes to the toilet, my phone in the bathroom conspicuously. She comes up to me. "Your phone was in the bathroom." she knows

[QUOTE=D:\;38275259]I had my wake up wank in the bathroom as usual, but this time I left my phone in there. I forgot I left it on the sink. Later, my mum goes to the toilet, my phone in the bathroom conspicuously. She comes up to me. "Your phone was in the bathroom." she knows[/QUOTE] Avatar fits

Sooo... my mom cleaned up my room today. I've been in a depression for a long time, so I've felt way too low to just give a crap about how my room looked. So I'm very happy. However... she did a very thorough job, and I noticed the clothes in the top drawer of my cabinet looks like they've been moved around... the top drawer containing a hidden plastic bag... the plastic bag containing my [sp]blue vibrator[/sp] >.> [sp]I guess this makes up for what I found in your drawer when I was 8, mom[/sp]

[QUOTE=D:\;38275259]I had my wake up wank in the bathroom as usual, but this time I left my phone in there. I forgot I left it on the sink. Later, my mum goes to the toilet, my phone in the bathroom conspicuously. She comes up to me. "Your phone was in the bathroom." she knows[/QUOTE]I always take my phone to the bathroom if I have to take a huge shit which takes a long times. Otherwise I'd be bored out of my fucking mind.

[QUOTE=Simski;38275634]Sooo... my mom cleaned up my room today. I've been in a depression for a long time, so I've felt way too low to just give a crap about how my room looked. So I'm very happy. However... she did a very thorough job, and I noticed the clothes in the top drawer of my cabinet looks like they've been moved around... the top drawer containing a hidden plastic bad... the plastic bag containing my [sp]blue vibrator[/sp] >.> [sp]I guess this makes up for what I found in your drawer when I was 8, mom[/sp][/QUOTE] I'd love to know what a mother or father might think when finding their daughter's vibrator :V

Ahem, well... this just got even more embarrassing.

I don't really know you, but you're not actually a guy, are you? Because you know.. that would make it even more awkward.

[QUOTE=Kindlinho;38276382]I don't really know you, but you're not actually a guy, are you? Because you know.. that would make it even more awkward.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/smilies/emot-ssh.gif[/img]

i was looking for staples and i found some japanese porn in my dad's desk once scary shit

[QUOTE=Zethereal;38263498]I heard about this one guy who fingered this chick and ended up with blood all over his hand.[/QUOTE] Was he Edward Scissorhands?